#breeding-bull-shuichi-saihara

[carnyreborn]

Ask by @breeding-bull-shuichi-saihara

Is it okay to talk to Bakugou's mother in front of bakugou? And what is the appropriate way to greet her for the first time? (Lol wrong answers only)

TW: NTR

"Wrong answers?" Deku asks, rubbing the back of his head. "Uh... sure! So you greet her normally, as you would anyone else, and then you do not talk to her in front of her son, because you're his friend and flirting with his very sexy, older mom is something wrong to do!" He says, smiling.

"But the right answer? The right answer is this."

"Fuck her in front of him. His quirk uses nitroglycerin to explode, and her quirk produces it naturally on her skin as well, so if he tries exploding you, everyone's going up in the air. She will gladly cuck him from all the hell he put you through while you were kids. And then only reefer to her as 'sexy Baku-whore' from that point forward."