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Joel fucking reader and she begs him to pull out but he comes inside her anyway (he has a secret breeding kink) 🥵🥵🥵

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Month or two into the outbreak, you’ve run out of birth control, all the condoms have long been looted.  Sex is practically the only thing left worth living for and you refuse to give it up.  Even if you tried, Joel is too hot, you spend half the day fantasizing about him.

You find a soft grassy meadow and a creek to rest by.  Joel comes up behind you and starts kissing at your neck, reaches around to unbutton your shirt. 

Right away you remind him, “You’ve gotta pull out, babe.”

“Mmm-hmm,” he says into your neck as he plants his mouth and sucks, and your body opens up with a need to be filled.

“Promise me.” 

“Mmm-hmm,” he reaches into your shirt and feels your nipple harden against his palm. 

Unsure if he’s hearing a word you say, just to be safe you get on top this time.  You straddle him while he sits back on his knees and his hips move like the ocean as you ride him.  You roll your hips to his rhythm, your clit rubbing into his body just right, arms draped around his shoulders. 

You start to come and know he won’t be far behind you, so you bear down on his shoulders and the balls of your feet reach for the ground.  Before you can dismount him, he sits up on his knees and cradles your head with one hand, lays you down flat on the grass and yanks both your thighs into him.  

“Pull out, babe,” you remind him. He doesn’t respond, just pummels you through your climax. 

“Come on my tits,” you try as the waves of your climax keep coming. 

He grunts and winces, leans forward, puts you in a full-on mating press, keeps pounding into you.  

“Fuck, come in my mouth,” you beg, but then it’s too late. 

He erupts inside you.  You gasp and moan and give up.  You give in..  It feels too good milking him, his cock pulsing enormously, his hot seed filling you up.  It's happening. You might as well enjoy it. 

He stays inside you, pressing your quads into your abdomen.  

“Babe you know i love to feel you come.  But I’m telling you, one day our luck is gonna run out."

He's counting on it.

“No, you’re right.” he says, and finally pulls out, keeping an eye on your tight, wet hole, hoping not too much of him drips out.  

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Thanks for the ask! <3

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Have you read any fics by @toxicanonymity ?? I personally love their blog along with yours

I LOVE @toxicanonymity !!!! One of the first blogs I lurked and absorbed fics from before I started writing. I am most obsessed with the free!use fics as well as the earlier Radier!Joel fics when it was just starting out.

Here are some links to her blog as well as my other favorites that solidified me into wanting more of that perverted man joel miller:

Free Use (my absolute favorite. I re read these so much!)

Raider Joel

Stepdad

Aches, thoughts, needs

Secret breeder Joel (I went feral for this)

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Almost time for Yule. Gonna force myself through the pain on Friday and actually decorate for it, seeing as it's coming up quick. Did I say pain? Yup. Not gonna whine and complain (but please send Joel), but the Southeast is experiencing a cold wave that has aggravated my health. So I am spacey and brain foggy, more. Yay.

Anyway, youngest said she'd help me with cookies this weekend. She can do those in her sleep 😊 (all the kids can!). Methinks she wants out of going to school on the half day before break starts. She hasn't brought the grades in Math and ELA up enough for that to happen. Yet.

Anyway, the two youngest are begging for a more spiritual Yule, instead of the secular Christmas we end up with because of schools and family. I warned the extreme youngest that this means no Christmas Day. And there is only a gift or two starting on the Solistace. Mother's Night is a night of remeberence and welcoming of the ancestors, in particular the Dis, or female ancestors. We'll probably still do something Christmas Day with their Grandfather and nieces and nephew, but no Santa.

If they really want to get into the more spiritual side of it, it's really spending time eating, drinking, being merry, telling stories, being with friends and family. Yeah, there are blots and sumbels and stuff with kindreds (we have one of the larger ones in the area holding a huge Yule blot on the 21st). For Yule, I prefer to hold that stuff to the immediate members of my garth- the ones I've struggled with and succeeded with during the year. So close family and friends. That and it's easier when my body has decided in the middle of things to just crap out, I don't have to explain myself (even in the Norse Pagan community there are some people who don't get it or become overzealous with help).

I have actually been working on a Joel Miller fic about Yule, and I am hoping it'll be ready before Yule is over- the last day is Dec 31st. I have it mapped out, and some parts of it written, but then other things wanted to be written... and just... yeah...

My little girl doesn't feel good. Some context before I start on why. In the South, fleas are a 365 issue. You have to treat your animals and yard for them year round, even if the temps drop. Because it never gets cold enough to kill them. And not everyone treats their animals or yards. So, it's a constant battle that gets expensive, really quick.

Well, little miss here, her flea treatment, for whatever reason, has stopped working. And here's the saddest part. It looks as though she might be allergic to the bastards, as her coat is disintegrating in some parts. And I mean her undercoat. The part that she needs to regulate body temp, etc, to stay healthy, etc. So, the vet sent some stuff to try in the meantime, we have an appointment coming up for her, and Mommy is snuggling her and comforting her as much as possible, even though Mara is completely miserable 😭😭😭. Her breeder has already recommended stuff to help with her skin and coat once we are rid of the fleas (Her breeder has been a huge help, as Mara is our first whooly pup). Hopefully, we will have more answers soon and a much happier Malamute.

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2018 Eclipse Award Nominees

It’s that time of year! All credit goes to owners of the photos - not my photos.

HORSE OF THE YEAR –

ACCELERATE: 2013 chestnut horse by Lookin At Lucky out of Issues (Awesome Again). Owned by Hronis Racing LLC, trained by John Sadler, ridden by Joel Rosario. In 2018, 7 starts (6-1-0) earning $5,005,000. 1st in San Pasqual S. (G2), Santa Anita H. (G1), Gold Cup at Santa Anita S. (G1), Pacific Classic S. (G1), Awesome Again S. (G1), Breeders' Cup Classic (G1), 2nd in Oaklawn H. (G2)

JUSTIFY: 2015 chestnut colt by Scat Daddy out of Stage Magic (Ghostzapper). Owned by China Horse Club, Head of Plains Partners LLC, Starlight Racing, and WinStar Farm, trained by Bob Baffert, ridden by Mike Smith. In 2018, 6 starts (6-0-0) earning $3,798,000. 1st in Santa Anita Derby (G1), Kentucky Derby (G1), Preakness S. (G1), Belmont S. (G1)

MONOMOY GIRL: 2015 chestnut filly by Tapizar out of Drumette (Henny Hughes). Owned by M. Dubb, Monomoy Stables, LLC, The Elkstone Group, LLC and Bethlehem Stables LLC, trained by Brad Cox, ridden by Florent Geroux. In 2018, 7 starts (6-1-0) earning $2,818,200. 1st in Rachel Alexandra S. (G2), Ashland S. (G1), Kentucky Oaks (G1), Acorn S. (G1), Coaching Club American Oaks (G1), Breeders' Cup Distaff (G1), 2nd in Cotillion S. (G1)

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2-YEAR-OLD MALE –

GAME WINNER: 2016 bay colt by Candy Ride (ARG) out of Indyan Giving (A.P. Indy). Owned by Gary and Mary West, trained by Bob Baffert, ridden by Joel Rosario. In 2018, 4 starts (4-0-0) earning $1,496,000. 1st in Del Mar Futurity (G1), American Pharoah S. (G1), Breeders' Cup Juvenile (G1)

IMPROBABLE: 2016 chestnut colt by City Zip out of Rare Event (A.P. Indy). Owned by WinStar Farm LLC, China Horse Club International Ltd. and Starlight Racing, trained by Bob Baffert, ridden by Drayden Van Dyke. In 2018, 3 starts (3-3-0) earning $269,520. 1st in Street Sense S., Los Alamitos Cash Call Futurity (G1)

KNICKS GO: 2016 gray colt by Paynter out of Kosmo’s Buddy (Outflanker). Owned by KRA Stud Farm, trained by Ben Colebrook, ridden by Albin Jimenez. In 2018, 6 starts (2-1-1) earning $672,515. 1st in Claiborne Breeders' Futurity (G1), 2nd in Breeders' Cup Juvenile (G1), 3rd in Arlington-Washington Futurity, 5th in Sanford S. (G3), 11th in Kentucky Jockey Club S. (G2)

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2-YEAR-OLD FILLY –

BELLAFINA: 2016 bay filly by Quality Road out of Akron Moon (Malibu Moon). Owned by Kaleem Shah, Inc., trained by Simon Callaghan, ridden by Flavien Prat. In 2018, 5 starts (3-1-0) earning $588,000. 1st in Sorrento S. (G2), Del Mar Debutante S. (G1), Chandelier S. (G1), 4th in Breeders' Cup Juvenile Fillies (G1)

JAYWALK: 2016 gray filly by Cross Traffic out of Lady Pewitt (Orientate). Owned by D. J. Stable LLC and Cash is King LLC, trained by John Servis, ridden by Joel Rosario. In 2018, 5 starts (4-1-0) earning $1,384,200. 1st in White Clay Creek S., Frizette S. (G1), Breeders' Cup Juvenile Fillies (G1)

NEWSPAPEROFRECORD (IRE): 2016 bay filly by Lope de Vega (IRE) out of Sunday Times (GB) (Holy Roman Emperor (IRE)). Owned by Klaravich Stables, Inc., trained by Chad Brown, ridden by Irad Ortiz, Jr.. In 2018, 3 starts (3-0-0) earning $706,750. 1st in Miss Grillo S. (G2), Breeders' Cup Juvenile Fillies Turf (G1)

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3-YEAR-OLD MALE –

CATHOLIC BOY: 2015 bay ridgling by More Than Ready out of Song of Bernadette (Bernardini). Owned by Robert V. LaPenta, Madaket Stables LLC, Siena Farm LLC, and Twin Creeks Racing Stables, LLC, trained by Jonathan Thomas, ridden by Javier Castellano. In 2018, 6 starts (3-1-0) earning $1,528,000. 1st in Pennine Ridge S. (G3), Belmont Derby Invitational S. (G1), Travers S. (G1), 2nd in Sam F. Davis S. (G3), 4th in Florida Derby (G1), 13th in Breeders' Cup Classic (G1)

JUSTIFY: 2015 chestnut colt by Scat Daddy out of Stage Magic (Ghostzapper). Owned by China Horse Club, Head of Plains Partners LLC, Starlight Racing, and WinStar Farm, trained by Bob Baffert, ridden by Mike Smith. In 2018, 6 starts (6-0-0) earning $3,798,000. 1st in Santa Anita Derby (G1), Kentucky Derby (G1), Preakness S. (G1), Belmont S. (G1)

MCKINZIE: 2015 bay colt by Street Sense out of Runway Model (Petionville). Owned by Karl Watson, Michael E. Pegram, and Paul Weitman, trained by Bob Baffert, ridden by Mike Smith. In 2018, 5 starts (3-1-0) earning $876,000. 1st in Sham S. (G3), Pennsylvania Derby (G1), Malibu S. (G1), 2nd in San Felipe S. (G2), 12th in Breeders' Cup Classic (G1)

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3-YEAR-OLD FEMALE –

MIDNIGHT BISOU: 2015 dark bay filly by Midnight Lute out of Diva Delite (Repent). Owned by Bloom Racing Stable, LLC, Madaket Stables LLC and Allen Racing LLC., trained by Steve Asmussen/William Spawr, ridden by John Velazquez. In 2018, 9 starts (5-1-3) earning $1,535,000. 1st in Santa Ynez S. (G2), Santa Ysabel S. (G3), Santa Anita Oaks (G1), Mother Goose S. (G2), Cotillion S. (G1), 2nd in Coaching Club American Oaks (G1), 3rd in Kentucky Oaks (G1), Alabama S. (G1), Breeders' Cup Distaff (G1)

MONOMOY GIRL: 2015 chestnut filly by Tapizar out of Drumette (Henny Hughes). Owned by Dubb, M., Monomoy Stables, LLC, The Elkstone Group, LLC and Bethlehem Stables LLC, trained by Brad Cox, ridden by Florent Geroux. In 2018, 7 starts (6-1-0) earning $2,818,200. 1st in Rachel Alexandra S. (G2), Ashland S. (G1), Kentucky Oaks (G1), Acorn S. (G1), Coaching Club American Oaks (G1), Breeders' Cup Distaff (G1), 2nd in Cotillion S. (G1)

RUSHING FALL: 2015 bay filly by More Than Ready out of Autumnal (Forestry). Owned by e Five Racing Thoroughbreds, trained by Chad Brown, ridden by Javier Castellano. In 2018, 4 starts (3-1-0) earning $623,000. 1st in Appalachian S. (G2), Lake Placid S. (G2), Queen Elizabeth II Challenge Cup S. (G1), 2nd in Edgewood S. (G3)

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OLDER DIRT MALE –

ACCELERATE: 2013 chestnut horse by Lookin At Lucky out of Issues (Awesome Again). Owned by Hronis Racing LLC, trained by John Sadler, ridden by Joel Rosario. In 2018, 7 starts (6-1-0) earning $5,005,000. 1st in San Pasqual S. (G2), Santa Anita H. (G1), Gold Cup at Santa Anita S. (G1), Pacific Classic S. (G1), Awesome Again S. (G1), Breeders' Cup Classic (G1), 2nd in Oaklawn H. (G2)

CITY OF LIGHT: 2014 bay colt by Quality Road out of Paris Notion (Dehere). Owned by Mr. and Mrs. William K. Warren, Jr., trained by Michael McCarthy, ridden by Javier Castellano. In 2018, 5 starts (3-1-1) earning $1,412,000. 1st in Triple Bend S. (G1), Oaklawn H. (G2), Breeders' Cup Dirt Mile (G1), 2nd in Forego S. (G1), 3rd in Gold Cup at Santa Anita S. (G1)

GUN RUNNER: 2013 chestnut horse by Candy Ride (ARG) out of Quiet Giant (Giant’s Causeway). Owned by Winchell Thoroughbreds LLC and Three Chimneys Farm, trained by Steven Asmussen, ridden by Florent Geroux. In 2018, 1 start (1-1-0) earning $7,000,000. 1st in Pegasus World Cup Invitational S. (G1)

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OLDER DIRT FEMALE –

ABEL TASMAN: 2014 bay filly by Quality Road out of Vargas Girl (Deputy Minister). Owned by China Horse Club International Ltd. and Clearsky Farms, trained by Bob Baffert, ridden by Mike Smith. In 2018, 5 starts (2-0-0) earning $798,325. 1st in Ogden Phipps S. (G1), Personal Ensign S. (G1), 4th in La Troienne S. (G1), 5th in Zenyatta S. (G1), 11th in Breeders' Cup Distaff (G1)

MARLEY’S FREEDOM: 2014 bay filly by Blame out of Relaxing Green (Formal Gold). Owned by Cicero Farms, LLC, trained by Bob Baffert, ridden by Mike Smith. In 2018, 8 starts (5-1-0) earning $718,550. 1st in Desert Stormer S. (G3), Great Lady M S. (G2), Ballerina S. (G1), Go for Wand H. (G3), 2nd in Santa Monica S. (G2), 4th in Breeders' Cup Filly and Mare Sprint (G1), 6th in Hurricane Bertie S. (G3)

UNIQUE BELLA: 2014 gray filly by Tapit out of Unrivaled Belle (Unbridled’s Song). Owned by Don Alberto Stable, trained by Jerry Hollendorfer, ridden by Mike Smith. In 2018, 4 starts (3-1-0) earning $680,000. 1st in Santa Maria S. (G2), Beholder Mile S. (G1), Clement L. Hirsch S. (G1), 2nd in Apple Blossom H. (G1)

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MALE SPRINTER –

IMPERIAL HINT: 2013 dark bay colt by Imperialism out of Royal Hint (Lahint). Owned by Raymond Mamone, trained by Luis Carvajal, Jr., ridden by Javier Castellano. In 2018, 6 starts (4-0-1) earning $767,500. 1st in Horse Races Now Sprint S., True North S. (G2), Alfred G. Vanderbilt H. (G1), Vosburgh S. (G1), 3rd in Breeders' Cup Sprint (G1), 6th in Churchill Downs S. (G2)

ROY H: 2012 bay gelding by More Than Ready out of Elusive Diva (Elusive Quality). Owned by Rockingham Ranch and David A Bernsen LLC, trained by Peter Miller, ridden by Paco Lopez. In 2018, 5 starts (3-1-1) earning $1,660,000. 1st in Palos Verdes S. (G2), Santa Anita Sprint Championship S. (G1), Breeders' Cup Sprint (G1), 2nd in Bing Crosby S. (G1), 3rd in Dubai Golden Shaheen (G1)

STORMY LIBERAL: 2012 bay gelding by Stormy Atlantic out of Vassar (Royal Academy). Owned by Rockingham Ranch and David A Bernsen LLC, trained by Peter Miller, ridden by Drayden Van Dyke. In 2018, 7 starts (4-2-0) earning $935,360. 1st in Green Flash H., Eddie D S. (G3), Breeders' Cup Turf Sprint (G1), 2nd in Daytona S. (G3), Al Quoz Sprint (G1), 6th in Jaipur Invitational S. (G2)

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FEMALE SPRINTER –

FINLEY’SLUCKYCHARM: 2013 dark bay mare by Twirling Candy out of Day of Victory (Victory Gallop). Owned by Carl R. Moore Management LLC, trained by Bret Calhoun, ridden by Brian Hernandez, Jr.. In 2018, 6 starts (2-1-0) earning $334,700. 1st in Madison S. (G1), Honorable Miss H. (G2), 2nd in Mardi Gras S,, 4th in Humana Distaff S. (G1), 7th in Ballerina S. (G1), Breeders' Cup Filly and Mare Sprint (G1)

MARLEY’S FREEDOM: 2014 bay filly by Blame out of Relaxing Green (Formal Gold). Owned by Cicero Farms, LLC, trained by Bob Baffert, ridden by Mike Smith. In 2018, 8 starts (5-1-0) earning $718,550. 1st in Desert Stormer S. (G3), Great Lady M S. (G2), Ballerina S. (G1), Go for Wand H. (G3), 2nd in Santa Monica S. (G2), 4th in Breeders' Cup Filly and Mare Sprint (G1), 6th in Hurricane Bertie S. (G3)

SHAMROCK ROSE: 2015 bay filly by First Dude out of Slew’s Quality (Elusive Quality). Owned by Conrad Farms, trained by Mark Casse, ridden by Irad Ortiz, Jr.. In 2018, 7 starts (4-1-1) earning $848,076. 1st in Malvern Rose S., La Lorgnette S., Raven Run S. (G2), Breeders' Cup Filly and Mare Sprint (G1), 2nd in Cicada S., 3rd in Weber City Miss S., 4th in Busher S.

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MALE TURF  –

EXPERT EYE (GB): 2015 bay colt by Acclamation (GB) out of Exemplify (GB) (Dansili (GB)). Owned by Juddmonte Farms, Inc., trained by Michael Stoute, ridden by Frankie Dettori. In 2018, 7 starts (3-2-1) earning $1,672,414. 1st in Jersey S. (G3), City Of York S. (G3), Breeders' Cup Mile (G1), 2nd in  Greenham S. (G3), Sussex S. (G1), 3rd in Prix du Moulin de Longchamp (G1), 10th in QIPCO Two Thousand Guineas (G1)

GLORIOUS EMPIRE (IRE): 2011 brown gelding by Holy Roman Emperor (IRE) out of Humble And Proud (IRE) (Pivotal (GB)). Owned by Matthew Schera, trained by James Lawrence, II, ridden by Edgar Prado. In 2018, 6 starts (4-0-0) earning $767,830. 1st in Bowling Green S. (G2), Sword Dancer S. (G1), Ft. Lauderdale S. (G2), 6th in Henry S. Clark S., 13th in Breeders' Cup Turf (G1)

STORMY LIBERAL: 2012 bay gelding by Stormy Atlantic out of Vassar (Royal Academy). Owned by Rockingham Ranch and David A Bernsen LLC, trained by Peter Miller, ridden by Drayden Van Dyke. In 2018, 7 starts (4-2-0) earning $935,360. 1st in Green Flash H., Eddie D S. (G3), Breeders' Cup Turf Sprint (G1), 2nd in Daytona S. (G3), Al Quoz Sprint (G1), 6th in Jaipur Invitational S. (G2)

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FEMALE TURF  –

A RAVING BEAUTY (GER): 2013 gray mare by Mastercraftsman (IRE) out of Anabasis (GER) (High Chaparral (IRE)). Owned by Michael Dubb, Madaket Stables LLC and Bethlehem Stables LLC, trained by Chad Brown, ridden by Javier Castellano. In 2018, 6 starts (3-0-2) earning $999,000. 1st in Beaugay S. (G3), Just a Game S. (G1), First Lady S. (G1), 3rd in Diana S. (G1), Breeders' Cup Filly and Mare Turf (G1), 4th in Ballston Spa S. (G2)

ENABLE (GB): 2014 bay filly by Nathaniel (IRE) out of Concentric (GB) (Sadler’s Wells). Owned by Juddmonte Farms, Inc., trained by John Gosden, ridden by Frankie Dettori. In 2018, 3 starts (3-0-0) earning $5,543,334. 1st September S. (G3), Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe (G1), Breeders' Cup Turf (G1)

SISTERCHARLIE (IRE): 2014 bay filly by Myboycharlie (IRE) out of Starlet’s Sister (IRE) (Galileo (IRE)). Owned by Peter M. Brant, trained by Chad Brown, ridden by John Velazquez. In 2018, 5 starts (4-1-0) earning $1,258,347. 1st in Jenny Wiley S. (G1), Diana S. (G1), Beverly D. S. (G1), Breeders' Cup Filly and Mare Turf (G1), 2nd in New York S. (G2)

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STEEPLECHASE HORSE –

JURY DUTY (IRE): 2011 bay gelding by Well Chosen (GB) out of Swan Heart (IRE) (Broken Hearted (IRE)). Owned by Sideways Syndicate, trained by Gordon Elliott, ridden by Robbie Power. In 2018, 7 starts (1-2-3) earning $327,770. 1st in Grand National Hurdle S. (G1), 2nd in Woodlands Park 100 Club Novice Stp., PWC Champion Stp., 3rd in Growise Champion Novice Stp., Thetote.com Galway Plate Stp., 7th in Guinness Kerry National H. Stp.

OPTIMUS PRIME (FR): 2012 bay gelding by Deportivo (GB) out of Diluvienne (FR) (Kaldoun (FR)). Owned by Rosbrian Farm, trained by Richard Hendriks, ridden by Ross Geraghty. In 2018, 6 starts (3-1-1) earning $213,752. 1st in New York Turf Writers Cup H. (G1), David L. (Zeke) Ferguson Memorial Hurdle H. (G2), 2nd in Ryanair Novice Stp., 3rd in Lonesome Glory H. (G1), 4th in Pertemps Network Swinton H. Hurdle

ZANJABEEL (GB): 2013 bay gelding by Aussie Rules out of Grain Only (GB) (Machiavellian). Owned by Rosbrian Farm and Meadow Run Farm, trained by Richard Hendriks, ridden by Jack Kennedy. In 2018, 4 starts (2-2-0) earning $265,500. 1st in Calvin Houghland Iroquois Hurdle S. (G1), Lonesome Glory H. (G1), 2nd in Marion DuPont Scott Colonial Cup S. (G1), Temple Gwathmey Hurdle H. (G2)

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OWNER –

PETER BRANT - In 2018, 58 starts {19-10-7) earning $3,709,837. {Notable horses include: Sistercharlie (IRE), Raging Bull (FR), Fifty Five, Quidura (GB), Fog of War}

HRONIS RACING LLC - In 2018, 259 starts {41-38-38) earning $7,344,810. {Notable horses include: Accelerate, Catalina Cruiser, Edwards Going Left, Yuvetsi, Gift Box, Shenandoah Queen, St. Joe Bay}

WINSTAR FARM, CHINA HORSE CLUB, STARLIGHT RACING and HEAD OF PLAINS PARTNERS - In 2018, 9 starts {7-1-1) earning $4,698,400. {Notable horses include: Justify, Audible}

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BREEDER –

MIKE ABRAHAM - In 2018, there were 83 Abraham-bred starters, with a record of 70-61-76 from 528 starts. All runners earned $6,587,070 and there was 1 black-type winner. {Notable horses include: Accelerate}

JOHN D. GUNTHER - In 2018, there were 33 Gunther-bred starters, with a record of 36-10-24 from 173 starts. All runners earned $6,057,031 and there were 5 black-type winners. {Notable horses include: Justify, Vino Rosso, Without Parole, Competitionofideas}

WINSTAR FARM, LLC - In 2018, there were 345 WinStar-bred starters, with a record of 319-276-251 from 2,020 starts. All runners earned $11,817,080 and there were 19 black-type winners. {Notable horses include: American Anthem, Bolt d’Oro, Bombshell, Five Star General, Go On Mary, Good Samaritan, Hedge FUnd, Matrooh, Mourinho, Noble Indy, Oh So Regal, Quip, Summer House, Super Humor, Trigger Warning, Well Humored, Pavel, Dark Artist, Diamond Dust}

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TRAINER –

STEVE ASMUSSEN - In 2018, 1,905 starts (401-344-284) earning $26,457,276 with a 21% win percentage. 3 G1 wins, 4 G2 wins, 9 G3 wins. {Notable horses include: Gun Runner, Midnight Bisou, Bee Jersey, Tenfold, She’s a Julie, Mia Mischief, Switzerland, Combatant, Reride, Mitole, Bankit, Vertical Oak, Long Range Toddy, Title Ready, Hence, Chanteline, Limation, Hot Springs, Dream Baby Dream, Untrapped}

BOB BAFFERT - In 2018, 348 starts (113-53-41) earning $17,017,899 with a 32% win percentage. 15 G1 wins, 6 G2 wins, 6 G3 wins. {Notable horses include: Justify, West Coast, Game Winner, Mubtaahij (IRE), McKinzie, Abel Tasman, Collected, Marley’s Freedom, Hoppertunity, Dr. Dorr, Chasing Yesterday, Solomini, Heck Yeah, Improbable, Dabster, Dream Tree, Vale Dori (ARG), Mother Mother, American Anthem, Ax Man}

CHAD BROWN - In 2018, 839 starts (224-176-113) earning $27,546,057 with a 27% win percentage. 20 G1 wins, 13 G2 wins, 14 G3 wins. {Notable horses include: Sistercharlie (IRE), Good Magic, A Raving Beauty (GER), Fourstar Crook, Robert Bruce (CHI), Newspaperofrecord (IRE), Wow Cat (CHI), Patternrecognition, Analyze It, Rushing Fall, Raging Bull (FR), Uni (GB), Separationofpowers, Gronkowski, Pacific Wind, Complexity, Backyeard Heaven, Competitionofideas, Fifty Five}

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JOCKEY –

IRAD ORTIZ, JR. - In 2018, 1,616 starts (346-277-252) earning $27,727,039 with a 21% win percentage. 6 G1 wins, 11 G2 wins, 13 G3 wins. {Notable mounts include: Diversify, Gunnevera, Fourstar Crook, Robert Bruce (CHI), Newspaperofrecord (IRE), Sharp Azteca, A Raving Beauty (GER), Shamrock Rose, Firenze Fire, Disco Partner, Lewis Bay, World of Trouble, Pacific Wind, Hofburg, Lady Paname (FR), Uncle Benny, Backyard Heaven, Promises Fulfilled, Holiday Disguise, Therapist}

JOSE ORTIZ - In 2018, 1,513 starts (264-243-223) earning $26,801,159 with a 17% win percentage. 10 G1 wins, 10 G2 wins, 15 G3 wins. {Notable mounts include: Good Magic, Oscar Performance, War Story, Limousine Liberal, Yoshida (JPN), Wow Cat (CHI), Elate, Patternrecognition, Analyze It, Separationofpowers, Eskimo Kisses, Complexity, Gronkowski, Moonlight Romance, Channel Maker, Quidura (GB), Blue Prize (ARG), Santa Monica (GB), Focus Group, Engage}

MIKE SMITH - In 2018, 246 starts (55-43-31) earning $11,892,761 with a 22% win percentage. 13 G1 wins, 5 G2 wins, 4 G3 wins. {Notable mounts include: Justify, Midnight Bisou, McKinzie, Abel Tasman, Unique Bella, Collected, Marley’s Freedom, Forever Unbridled, Heck Yeah, Miss Sunset, Mubtaahij (IRE), American Anthem, Dream Tree, Daddys Lil Darling, Qurbaan, Streak of Luck, Achira, Shivermetimbers, Amuse, Roadster}

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APPRENTICE JOCKEY –

REYLU GUTIERREZ - In 2018, 843 starts (109-123-96) earning $3,360,314 with a 13% win percentage. {Notable mounts include: Not That Brady, One of a Kind, Shelley Ann, Fallen Leaf, Gump, Dunph, Susie Bee}

WESTON HAMILTON - In 2018, 920 starts (120-100-131) earning $3,512,264 with a 13% win percentage. {Notable mounts include: Timeless Curls, Come Sundown, Bye Bye Blues, Zorally, Bay of Cats}

EDGAR MORALES - In 2018, 925 starts (101-117-122) earning $3,680,281 with an 11% win percentage. {Notable mounts include: The Money Dance, Pretty Greeley, Firewater Rocket, City Diva, Casino Star}

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Lucy, the Superwoman

S4;E26 ~ March 21, 1966

Synopsis

When a heavy computer falls on Mr. Mooney's foot, Lucy has a rush of adrenaline to lift it up. From then on, she has super-strength and wreaks havoc with her new-found power. Lucy the superwoman is then brought into a lab to be examined by scientists.  

Directed by Maury Thompson ~ Written by Elroy Schwartz

Regular Cast

Lucille Ball (Lucy Carmichael), Gale Gordon (Theodore J. Mooney), Mary Jane Croft (Mary Jane Lewis)

Guest Cast

Robert F. Simon (Dr. Robert F. Simon) had a ten year run on Broadway (1942-52), in which he cut his teeth as actor and stage manager in everything from drama to musical comedy. He served as understudy to Lee J. Cobb as Willy Loman in Arthur Miller's Death of a Salesman. He was seen with Lucille Ball in the 1960 film The Facts of Life and in a 1963 episode of “The Greatest Show on Earth.”

Parley Baer (Dr. Davis) previously played MGM’s Mr. Reilly in “Ricky Needs an Agent” (ILL S4;E29) and the furniture salesman Mr. Perry in “Lucy Gets Chummy with the Neighbors” (ILL S6;E18). This is the fourth of his five appearances on “The Lucy Show.” He also made two appearances on “Here’s Lucy.” He is perhaps best known for his recurring roles as Mayor Stoner on “The Andy Griffith Show” and Doc Appleby in “The Dukes of Hazzard.”

Herb Vigran (Mr. Vigran) played Jule, Ricky Ricardo’s music agent on two episodes of “I Love Lucy” in addition to playing movie publicist Hal Sparks in “Lucy is Envious” (ILL S3;23). He was seen in the Lucy-Desi film The Long, Long Trailer. He played the role of the baseball umpire (and eye doctor) in two previous episodes. He will be seen in just one more episode of “The Lucy Show.”  

Jack Perkins (Terrible Tony, a Wrestler) was a stuntman and actor often cast for his ability to play drunk. He also has quite a few credits as a brawler and a bartender. This is his last episode of “The Lucy Show.”

Lucy claims to have seen Terrible Tony on television. 

Joel Marston (George Denton, Reporter for the Daily Gazette, above left) previously appeared as the supermarket clerk in “Lucy and Joan” (S4;E4). Marston was an internationally known dog breeder and proprietor of Starcrest Kennels in California. This is his final appearance on the series. He retired to Jacksonville, Florida, where he became a water aerobics instructor.

Eddie, the Daily Gazette photographer, is uncredited.

Robert S. Carson (Coach from the US Women's Olympic Team) played bank employee Mr. Potter in “Lucy Saves Milton Berle” (S4;E13) and “Lucy at Marineland” (S4;E1). He was a busy Canadian-born character actor making the fifth of his six appearances on the series. He also made five appearances on “Here’s Lucy.”

Natalie Masters (Woman from Whamo Breakfast Cereals, below) was seen as a saleswoman in “Lucy Bags a Bargain” (S4;E17). She played private eye “Candy Matson” on the radio series of the same name, which ran on NBC from 1949 to 1951. This is her last appearance on “The Lucy Show.” 

John Perri (Man from Full-of-Pep Vitamins, above center) was previously seen as a supermarket checker in “Lucy and Joan” (S4;E4). He was seen on Broadway in The Boy Friend (1954), the musical that introduced Julie Andrews. This is his final appearance on “The Lucy Show.”

Joyce Perry (Lab Secretary) makes the first of two appearances on the series. She was also a screen writer, receiving Emmy nominations for “Days of Our Lives” and winning a WGA (Writers Guild of America) Award in 1975 for “Search for Tomorrow.”  

Sid Gould (Sid, Computer Deliveryman) made more than 45 appearances on “The Lucy Show,” all as background characters. He also did 40 episodes of “Here’s Lucy.” Gould (born Sydney Greenfader) was Lucille Ball’s cousin by marriage to Gary Morton.

Bennett Green (Computer Deliveryman #2) was Desi Arnaz’s stand-in during “I Love Lucy.” He does frequent background work on “The Lucy Show.”

Gould and Green have no lines as the Deliverymen. The two also played Deliverymen in “Lucy the Robot” (S4;E23) delivering the very large box containing Lucy as Major Fun Fun.  

Alberto Morin (Bank Employee, uncredited) was born in Puerto Rico, and appeared in some of Hollywood’s most cherished films: Gone with the Wind (1939), Casablanca (1943), and Key Largo (1948). He was Carlos, one of Ricky’s “Cuban Pals” (ILL S1;E28) and the Robert DuBois in “The French Revue” (ILL S3;E7). His many background appearances on “The Lucy Show” and “Here’s Lucy” were all uncredited.

Hazel Pierce (Bank Employee, uncredited) was Lucille Ball’s camera and lighting stand-in throughout “I Love Lucy.” She made frequent on-camera appearances on the show. She was also an uncredited extra in the film Forever Darling (1956).

One other uncredited performer plays a bank employee who comes to Mr. Mooney's aid when the computer falls on his foot.

This is the final episode of season 4. Overall, season 4 rated #3 (a 27.7 share) in the Nielsen Ratings, the highest rating of the series thus far. The official DVDs of season 4 (with bonus material) were first released on April 26, 2011.

This is the first of three episodes written by Elroy Schwartz. He was born in Passaic, New Jersey, in 1923 and was the brother of Sherwood Schwartz.  As such, he wrote several episodes of his brother's most popular series: “Gilligan's Island” and “The Brady Bunch.”  

Indeed, the premise of this episode was taken from a script of “Gilligan's Island”!  On the series, the castaways discover cans of vegetables that turn out to be radioactive. Gilligan eats the spinach (the same vegetable that gave Popeye strength) and develops super-human strength. It was aired six months after this episode of “The Lucy Show” - September 26, 1966 - also on CBS. 

The idea of a sudden onset of super-human strength (aka ‘Hysterical Strength’) was a familiar trope on television, but based on real-life anecdotes, mostly about parents lifting cars to rescue their children. Comic book artist Jack Kirby claims he saw a woman lift a car off her baby, which inspired him to create the Incredible Hulk, whose first appearance was in 1962.

On the same evening this episode first aired (March 21, 1966), ABC broadcast the last new episode of  “Ben Casey” starring Vince Edwards.  Edwards did a cameo in “Lucy Goes to a Hollywood Premiere” (S4;E20, above). “Ben Casey” was filmed at Desilu Studios. The series finale was directed by Marc Daniels, who had directed 39 episodes of “I Love Lucy” from 1951-53. 

“The Lucy Show” was replaced for the summer (July-September 1966) by the fourth season of “Vacation Playhouse,” an anthology series of unsold TV comedy pilots. One was titled “Where There's Smokey” starring Gale Gordon as a Fire Chief. The pilot was completed in 1959 but not aired until August 1, 1966. When the pilot wasn't picked up, Gordon took the role of Mr. Heckendorn, the landlord on “Make Room for Daddy,” also filmed at Desilu. On August 29, 1966, “Vacation Playhouse” aired “The Two of Us” starring “Lucy Show” cast members Mary Jane Croft (Mary Jane) and Barry Livingston (Arnold Mooney).  

When Mr. Mooney is getting a computer in his office, Lucy wants to ask it for dating tips. Mr. Mooney replies that it is a computer, not “Dear Abby.” Dear Abby is an advice column founded in 1956 by Pauline Phillips under the pen name ‘Abigail Van Buren’ and carried on today by her daughter, Jeanne Phillips. In 1965, CBS aired a radio version of Dear Abby’s column.  Lucille Ball also had a CBS radio series at the time. 

In this episode, Lucille Ball's hairstyle (probably a wig) has longer bangs and sides. This could be to cover the 'lift tape' (a sort of non-surgical face lift) that she wore on camera starting around this time.

To decide where to put the computer in the office, Mr. Vigran feeds it a punch card. Punch cards were widely used through much of the 20th century in the data processing industry. The IBM 12-row / 80-column punched card format came to dominate the industry. Many early digital computers used punched cards as the primary medium for input of both computer programs and data. While punched cards are now obsolete as a storage medium, as of 2012, some voting machines still used punch cards to record votes. 

When Lucy lifts the computer the second time (just to prove she can), she gets a round of applause from the studio audience!  This happens again when she lifts the desk in her apartment.  Apparently the audience completely invests in the silly premise that Lucy has developed super human strength.  

When Lucy inadvertently crushes the can of tomato juice, she says in a childlike voice: “Boy, it sure doesn't look like tomato juice!”  In the 1960s “Wow, it sure doesn't taste like tomato juice!” was the advertising slogan for V8, a beverage manufactured by Campbells. 

V8 got its name from the fact that it originally contained the juice of eight different vegetables. It was first marketed in 1933 and is still sold today. 

Lucy swats a fly with a rolled up magazine and breaks a support column in half. This is the same column that muscular Frank Winslow broke in half when he was startled awake and went into a karate chop in “Lucy and the Sleeping Beauty” (S4;E9). The column in “Lucy, the Superwoman” is much narrower than the one seen above.

When Lucy breaks the blood pressure machine causing a spurt of liquid into the air, Mr. Mooney shouts “Thar she blows!” "Thar she blows" is what the lookout on a whaling ship would shout when seeing a whale surface and blowing air out of its blowhole.

When Lucy sneezes and blows the paperwork off the shelves, Mr. Mooney says “Now I know why they name hurricanes after women.”  In 1953, after a brief two-year period of using the Greek alphabet, meteorologists began using female names for hurricanes. In 1979, after much pressure from women's groups, male names were integrated into the naming. Hurricanes now alternate between male and female names.

Lucy's twenty foot standing broad jump and hurdle stunts were accomplished by speeding up the film and putting Lucy on wires.  

It is likely that most of the lab scenes were shot without a studio audience due to the nature of the stunts involved. Also telling is that after Lucy does her first ‘flight’ the studio audience does not applaud, as they had for the much simpler stunts earlier in the show. 

Examples of Lucy's super human strength:

She lifts Mr. Mooney off his feet into the air when helping him up

She breaks the return carriage off her typewriter

She staples a document and breaks off the end of her desk

She closes a file cabinet drawer which smashes a hole in the wall

She rips the doorknob off Mr. Mooney's office door and then rips the door off as well

She closes her apartment door with a kick and splits it in two

She squeezes her grocery bag and collapses a can of tomato juice and cans of vegetables

She tears the door off her refrigerator

She squeezes 6oz of juice from a 3oz orange

She pulls the bottom off an ice cube tray

She swats a fly and breaks a pillar in half

She empties a full glass of cranberry juice in one sip

She saws through a table when cutting a slice of roast beef

She brings a professional wrestler to his feet with a handshake

She causes paperwork to fly off the shelves with a sneeze

She breaks a blood pressure machine

She kicks a tray into the air when her reflexes are tested

She nearly deafens the doctor when she talks into his stethoscope

She pitches an iron shot put ball through a glass window pane and a brick wall

She jumps twenty feet in her first attempt at the standing broad jump

She hurdles in the air over three men who are bending over

Callbacks!

Mary Jane says that the TV reporters are calling Lucy “Superman with prettier muscles.”  In 1957, Lucy Ricardo pretended to be the man of steel in “Lucy and Superman” (ILL S6;E13).

Lucille Ball also used wires to ‘fly’ as the Witch in “Little Ricky’s School Pageant” (ILL S6;E10). 

And again in “Danny Thomas’s the Wonderful World of Burlesque” aired just a few months before this episode of “Here’s Lucy”. 

Lucy operated a similar massive gray computer that was located in the bank lobby at the start of “Lucy and Bob Crane” (S4;E22), although neither she nor Mr. Mooney mention it in this episode.

Fast Forward!

In 1972, Harry Carter also gets a computer installed in the office to help with the workload in “Lucy’s Replacement” (HL S4;E19). 

Mrs. Carmichael wants to ask the new computer for dating tips like it is a mechanical Dear Abby. Two years later, Lucy Carter consulted a computer for dating tips in “Lucy the Matchmaker” (HL S1;E12).

The desk that Lucy Carmichael lifts with ease will turn up again as set decoration for Harry Carter’s Home in “Lucy’s Wedding Party” (HL S3;E8) in 1970. Lucy Carter dusts it, but doesn’t lift it! 

Blooper Alerts

Keep Jiggling, Viggie! When the computer is first installed, Mr. Vigran has a bit of trouble getting the second dolly out from underneath the computer so it can fall on Mr. Mooney’s foot.  After a few seconds of jiggling, it comes free. 

Desk Work! When Lucy lifts the desk in her apartment, the track for raising it off the ground can be seen underneath, despite being painted the color of the wall.

Super-Strong Sweet Tooth! Lucy comes home from work holding a shopping bag and 5 pink bakery boxes. Why does a woman living alone need five boxes of baked goods?  The boxes were a familiar item on the show and the Desilu props department must have had quite a few in stock!  Also, if Lucy went shopping on her way home, why doesn’t she have any stories of the mayhem she must have caused in the stores to tell Mary Jane when she comes over?  

I’ve Got A Beef! When Lucy picks the roast beef up off the floor, we can see that the roast has been glued to the plate! 

At the lab, Dr. Davis asks Lucy if she’s ever had any accidents. She says that except for fender benders, she hasn’t. She must have forgotten that she suffered a blow to the head and got amnesia just two years earlier! 

“Lucy, the Superwoman” rates 2 Paper Hearts out of 5

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Stormy Liberal Faces Strong Field at Santa Anita

Stormy Liberal, the 2018 Eclipse Champion Turf Male, made a surprise appearance when entered in the first race at Santa Anita on Friday, February 22. He is using the race as a prep for the Al Quoz Sprint (G1) on the Dubai World Cup card at Meydan Racecourse, and needed a race to stay fit for that event. Stormy Liberal will be the 3-5 favorite in a short five-horse field. While it is small in size, it is a competitive group that will be rolling five furlongs on the turf course.

#3 Stormy Liberal was second in the Joe Hernandez (G3) down the hill on New Year’s Day, but before that he had won four straight, including the Breeders’ Cup Turf Sprint (G1) at Churchill Downs. That was his second win in that race; he also won the 2017 edition at Del Mar. Last year, Stormy Liberal finished second and just missed the win in the Al Quoz; he had previously lost his February Santa Anita prep for that. Drayden Van Dyke will be up on the $1.9 million earner for trainer Peter Miller.

#1 Cistron (7-2) was fourth in the Hernandez and then came right back to be second in the Clocker’s Corner on January 27. John Sadler trains the son of The Factor, who will be piloted by Tyler Baze. Just three for 22 lifetime, he has been top three on the grass at Santa Anita 12 times.

#2 Tough Sunday (5-1) is a classy seven-year-old making his first start for trainer Phil D’Amato. This guy hasn’t raced since April, when he was second by a neck on the main track here. Before that he won the Sensational Star Stakes, which came off the turf. The only time he ran this distance on the grass, Tough Sunday won after leading every step of the way. 

#4 Eddie Haskell (4-1) was third in the Clocker’s Corner, but ran five straight races at five furlongs on the grass before that. Three of those were wins, with two thirds. Joel Rosario has the mount for trainer Mark Glatt. The Square Eddie gelding is five for eight at the distance.

#5 Calculator (15-1) is Stormy Liberal’s stablemate, and last won in the 2018 Clocker’s Corner. An earner of over $680,000, Calculator is a hard-knocking type who would be a surprise here. He has been top three on the grass in seven of 11 tries.

Friday’s post time is 1pm Pacific.

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Stormy Liberal Faces Strong Field at Santa Anita

Stormy Liberal, the 2018 Eclipse Champion Turf Male, made a surprise appearance when entered in the first race at Santa Anita on Friday, February 22. He is using the race as a prep for the Al Quoz Sprint (G1) on the Dubai World Cup card at Meydan Racecourse, and needed a race to stay fit for that event. Stormy Liberal will be the 3-5 favorite in a short five-horse field. While it is small in size, it is a competitive group that will be rolling five furlongs on the turf course.

#3 Stormy Liberal was second in the Joe Hernandez (G3) down the hill on New Year’s Day, but before that he had won four straight, including the Breeders’ Cup Turf Sprint (G1) at Churchill Downs. That was his second win in that race; he also won the 2017 edition at Del Mar. Last year, Stormy Liberal finished second and just missed the win in the Al Quoz; he had previously lost his February Santa Anita prep for that. Drayden Van Dyke will be up on the $1.9 million earner for trainer Peter Miller.

#1 Cistron (7-2) was fourth in the Hernandez and then came right back to be second in the Clocker’s Corner on January 27. John Sadler trains the son of The Factor, who will be piloted by Tyler Baze. Just three for 22 lifetime, he has been top three on the grass at Santa Anita 12 times.

#2 Tough Sunday (5-1) is a classy seven-year-old making his first start for trainer Phil D’Amato. This guy hasn’t raced since April, when he was second by a neck on the main track here. Before that he won the Sensational Star Stakes, which came off the turf. The only time he ran this distance on the grass, Tough Sunday won after leading every step of the way. 

#4 Eddie Haskell (4-1) was third in the Clocker’s Corner, but ran five straight races at five furlongs on the grass before that. Three of those were wins, with two thirds. Joel Rosario has the mount for trainer Mark Glatt. The Square Eddie gelding is five for eight at the distance.

#5 Calculator (15-1) is Stormy Liberal’s stablemate, and last won in the 2018 Clocker’s Corner. An earner of over $680,000, Calculator is a hard-knocking type who would be a surprise here. He has been top three on the grass in seven of 11 tries.

Friday’s post time is 1pm Pacific.

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This Week’s Wedding Announcements

Alicia Hunt Ciccone and William Benjamin Thomas have been married April 14 on the Liberty Warehouse, an occasions area in Brooklyn. Decide Daryl L. Moore of the 333rd District Courtroom in Harris County, Tex., officiated, with blessings from the Rev. Anthony Andreassi, a Roman Catholic priest. Ms. Ciccone, 28, works in Houston as a guide at Bain & Firm, the Boston administration consulting agency, for which she primarily advises power corporations and different industrial companies. She graduated summa cum laude from Amherst Faculty, and acquired an M.B.A. from Stanford. The bride is the daughter of Barbara Hunt Ciccone and Dr. Joseph Ciccone of Brooklyn. The bride’s father is a psychiatrist in personal apply in Brooklyn. Her mom is a scientific psychologist, additionally in personal apply in Brooklyn. Mr. Thomas, 33, is a lawyer at McDowell Hetherington, a legislation agency primarily based in Houston, the place he focuses on power and enterprise litigation. He graduated summa cum laude from Texas Christian College and acquired a legislation diploma, magna cum laude, from Baylor. The groom served six years within the Texas Military Nationwide Guard, deploying to Baghdad as a area artillery officer. He’s the son of Barbara C. Thomas and William R. Thomas of Austin, Tex. The groom’s mom retired as a instructor at Highland Park Elementary Faculty in Austin. His father retired as an proprietor of Sonic Drive-In franchises within the Austin and San Antonio areas. The groom’s earlier marriage resulted in divorce. The couple met on a blind date in Houston in 2014. Jane-Coleman Harbison and Michael Anthony Cottone have been married April 14 on the Church of the Assumption in Nashville. The Rev. Gladstone Stevens, a Roman Catholic priest, carried out the ceremony. The bride, 29, is a historic preservation specialist with the Tennessee Historic Fee in Nashville. She graduated from Denison College in Granville, Ohio, and acquired a grasp’s diploma in historical past from McGill College in Montreal, the place she attended as a Fulbright scholar. She additionally acquired a grasp’s diploma in public humanities from Brown. She is a daughter of Patricia B. Harbison and William L. Harbison of Nashville. The bride’s father is a accomplice with the legislation agency Sherrard, Roe, Voigt and Harbison in Nashville and a former president of the Tennessee Bar Affiliation. Her mom is a breeder of championship Lakeland Terriers in Nashville. The bride’s paternal grandfather, the late William J. Harbison, was a chief justice of the Tennessee Supreme Courtroom from 1980 to 1982 and from 1987 to 1989. The groom, 28, is a lawyer at Bass, Berry and Sims, a Nashville legislation agency, the place he practices state and native tax litigation. He graduated from Center Tennessee State College in Murfreesboro, Tenn., and acquired a legislation diploma from the College of Tennessee. He’s a son of Juliann M. Cottone of Fairview, Tenn., and the late Daniel J. Cottone. The groom’s mom is an artwork instructor on the Fairview Elementary Faculty. His father was the proprietor and operator of a heating and air-conditioning enterprise that was additionally in Fairview. The couple met in 2014 on the marriage ceremony of the bride’s brother. Sara Michelle Hokin and Dr. Jonah Nathaniel Rubin are to be married April 15 on the Palmer Home Chicago, a lodge. Rabbi David Wolkenfeld is to officiate. The bride, 33, is the nationwide director of operations for Sport On! Sports activities four Ladies, a Chicago-based group that focuses on empowering ladies by means of sports activities. She graduated from the College of Tampa in Florida. She is a daughter of Sheri S. Hokin and Gary S. Hokin of Deerfield, In poor health. Her father is a monetary adviser at Hokin Funding Advisors in Northbrook, In poor health. Her mom is an insurance coverage dealer for Hokin Sternberg Insurance coverage Companies in Deerfield, In poor health. The groom, 35, is a gastroenterology fellow on the College of Maryland Medical Heart in Baltimore. He graduated from the College of Pennsylvania and acquired a grasp’s diploma in medical sciences at Boston College, from which he additionally acquired a medical diploma. He’s a son of Tamara L. Rubin and Joel D. Rubin of Chicago. His mom retired as a instructor at Romona Elementary Faculty in Wilmette, In poor health. His father is a lawyer at Seyfarth Shaw, a agency primarily based in Chicago. The couple met in November 2015 in Chicago by means of the relationship app JSwipe. Courtney Anne Walker and Dr. Bobby Allen Garcia have been married April 14 in San Juan Capistrano, Calif. The Rev. Domingo Romero, a Roman Catholic priest, carried out the ceremony on the Mission Basilica San Juan Capistrano. Mrs. Garcia, 33, works in Newport Seaside, Calif., as a senior vice chairman for portfolio administration on the Pacific Funding Administration Firm, an funding administration agency in Newport Seaside. She graduated from Columbia and acquired a grasp’s diploma in monetary engineering from the College of California, Berkeley. The bride is a daughter of Michele S. Walker and John F. Walker of Collegeville, Pa. The bride’s father is the chief working officer of PharmScript, a pharmacy chain primarily based in Somerset, N.J. Her mom is a scientific guide pharmacist working with PharmScript. The groom, 33, is a fellow in feminine pelvic medication and reconstructive surgical procedure at Louisiana State College in New Orleans. He graduated from Yale and acquired a medical diploma from the College of Texas Southwestern. Dr. Garcia is the son of Mary Ellen Garcia and Robert A. Garcia of McAllen, Tex. The groom’s mom retired as a preschool instructor at Cavazos Elementary Faculty in Edinburg, Tex. His father is a bodily training instructor and soccer coach at Barrientes Center Faculty in Edinburg. The couple met in 2016 by means of the League, a relationship app. Margaret Lindsey Kempner and Ian Barton McLean have been married April 14 on the Beverly Hills Lodge in Beverly Hills, Calif. The Rev. Lee Lasko, a minister ordained by the Unity West Church of Santa Monica, officiated. The bride, 31, who goes by Meggie, is a founding father of Kempner, a girls’s vogue model primarily based in New York. The bride additionally owns Meggie Kempner Design, and inside design firm in New York. She graduated from the College of Pennsylvania. She is a daughter of Cynthia H. Kempner and James L. Kempner of New York. The bride’s father is the president of LSH Companions, an impartial boutique funding financial institution in New York. The bride’s paternal grandmother, the late Nan Kempner, was a New York socialite. The groom, 33, works in New York as a senior vice chairman of Oaktree Capital Administration, an alternate funding administration agency primarily based in Los Angeles. He graduated from Harvard. He’s a son of Lindsay B. McLean and Stuart T. McLean of Cincinnati. The groom’s mom is a historian on the Indian Hill Historic Society in Indian Hill, Ohio. His father retired as a Medicare gross sales consultant within the Cincinnati workplace of Humana, a medical insurance firm primarily based in Louisville, Ky. He’s an impartial medical insurance agent in Cincinnati. The couple met in 2013 by means of a mutual pal on the Breakers Lodge in Palm Seaside, Fla. Rebecca Lynne Weiler and Dr. Bret Kenneth Sohn have been married April 14 at Disney’s Wedding Pavilion, an occasions area in Orlando, Fla. Rabbi Karen Allen officiated. The bride, 34, is a psychological well being and profession counselor in personal apply in New York and Nashville. She primarily works with sufferers coping with profession modifications, profession transitions and melancholy. She can be a singer, and has carried out at Carnegie Corridor as a part of the choir Important Voices USA. She graduated from State College of New York at Oneonta and acquired a grasp’s diploma in counseling from Fordham. The bride is a daughter of Robert Okay. Weiler of Syracuse and the late Andrea B. Weiler. The bride’s father is a legislation accomplice and chapter lawyer for the Syracuse legislation agency Bousquet Holstein. Her late mom was a social employee in Syracuse. The groom, 36, is a doctor and a fellow within the division of rheumatology at Vanderbilt. He graduated cum laude from St. George’s College Faculty of Medication in St. George’s, Grenada, and acquired a grasp’s diploma in immunology from New York Medical Faculty. Dr. Sohn is a son of Nancy R. Sohn and Stephen E. Sohn of Scarsdale, N.Y. His mother and father each work in Scarsdale. His mom is the president and chief govt officer of a market analysis firm bearing her identify. His father is the proprietor of a martial arts and health heart bearing his identify. The couple met in 2015 at a wine bar in Gotham West Market in New York. Lisa Helene Miller and Drew Joseph Michael Bradylyons have been married April 9 on the Thurgood Marshall United States Courtroom Home in New York. Decide Edgardo Ramos of the US District Courtroom for the Southern District of New York, officiated. The bride beforehand served as a legislation clerk for Decide Ramos in 2013 and 2014. Ms. Miller, 34, works in Miami as an assistant lawyer at the US lawyer’s workplace for the Southern District of Florida. She graduated cum laude from Cornell and acquired a legislation diploma from the College of Virginia. The bride is a daughter of Linda C. DeMarco Miller and Dr. Randolph A. Miller of Brentwood, Tenn. The bride’s father is a professor of biomedical informatics at Vanderbilt. He’s additionally an elected member of the Nationwide Academy of Medication. Her mom is an assistant principal at Martin Luther King Jr. Educational Magnet Excessive Faculty in Nashville. Mr. Bradylyons, additionally 34, is a prosecutor for the fraud part of the prison division of the US Division of Justice in Miami, the place he works primarily with circumstances involving well being care fraud. He graduated from Georgetown. He acquired a legislation diploma from the College of Michigan. The groom is the son of Kathleen Brady and Michael J. Lyons of Cambridge, Mass. His mom, a psychiatrist, is the director of Session Liaison Psychiatry for the Division of Public Well being at Tewksbury Hospital in Tewksbury, Mass. His father is a professor within the Division of Psychological and Mind Sciences at Boston College. The couple met in 2009 whereas working at Mayer Brown, a legislation agency in Manhattan. Portia Jamel Brown and Chaz Christian Clark have been married April 14 on the Sugarboo Farms, a non-public property in Blairsville, Ga. Ayan Das, a pal of the household who was ordained by means of the American Fellowship Church, officiated. The bride, 32, works in Atlanta as an account govt, in promoting gross sales, for Google. She graduated from Stanford and acquired a grasp’s diploma in enterprise analytics from N.Y.U. She is the daughter of Andree Y. Glenn of Memphis and Dr. James W. Brown of San Antonio. The bride’s father is a dentist in personal apply in San Antonio, who achieved the rank of lieutenant colonel in the US Navy. Her mom is the proprietor of Mustard Seed Studio, a stitching store in Memphis. She is the stepdaughter of Stephanie Brown and Dr. Steve Gadbois. The groom, 34, is a software program engineer in Atlanta at BlueFletch, the place he works on cell apps. He graduated from Morehouse Faculty in Atlanta. He’s a son of the late Valerie M. Manns of Honolulu and the late Benjamin Okay. Clark, who lived in Brooklyn. The groom’s mom was a nurse. His father was a company chef in Manhattan. The couple met in 2014 on Tinder. Dr. Priya Jitendra Ghelani and Dr. Shawn Laxmikant Shah have been married April 14 on the Omni Mandalay Lodge at Las Colinas in Irving, Tex. Mamta Kapadia, a Hindu priest, officiated. Dr. Ghelani, 29, is a fourth-year chief resident on the Jacobi/Montefiore Emergency Medication Residency Program within the Bronx. She graduated from the College of Texas at Austin and acquired a medical diploma from Texas Faculty of Osteopathic Medication in Fort Price. She is a daughter of Daksha J. Ghelani and Jitendra Okay. Ghelani of Richardson, Tex. The bride’s father retired as an digital engineer from the Dallas location of the Raytheon Firm, which makes a speciality of protection, civil authorities and cybersecurity options. Her mom is a medical coding specialist at Parkland Hospital in Dallas. Dr. Shah, 31, is a second-year gastroenterology and hepatology fellow on the NewYork-Presbyterian/Weill Cornell Medical Heart in Manhattan. He graduated magna cum laude with a level in microbiology and immunology in addition to economics from the College of Miami, and acquired a medical diploma from Florida State College. He’s a son of Kirtida L. Shah and Lax H. Shah of Pembroke Pines, Fla. The groom’s mom is a saleswoman at Bombay Bazaar, an attire wholesaler in Miami, which his father owns. The couple met in July 2013 at a Jain Household Institute convention in Detroit, and later that summer season had their first date at a Thai restaurant in Boston. Dr. Ghelani was doing a rotation close by at Boston Medical Heart on the time, whereas Dr. Shah drove down from Lebanon, N.H., the place he was doing a residency at Dartmouth-Hitchcock Medical Heart. Diana Catherine Banks and Emile Christopher Thompson have been married April 14 at St. Augustine Catholic Church in Washington. The Rev. Robert Boxie, a Roman Catholic priest, carried out the ceremony. Ms. Banks, 36, is a senior counsel on the American Bankers Affiliation in Washington. She graduated from Stanford College and acquired a legislation diploma from Harvard. She was beforehand a deputy assistant secretary of protection throughout the Obama administration. She is the daughter of Yon N. Banks and William C. Banks of Columbus, Ga. The bride’s father retired from the Military, having achieved the rank of sergeant firstclass at Fort Benning, Ga. Her mom, who’s retired, labored as a custodian on the Swift Denim manufacturing unit, which manufactured denim shirts and denims in Columbus. Mr. Thompson, 34, works in Washington as an assistant United States lawyer for the District of Columbia. He graduated from Morehouse Faculty in Atlanta and acquired a legislation diploma from Wake Forest College in Winston-Salem, N.C. He’s a son of Marian C. Thompson and Charles E. Thompson of Durham, N.C. The groom’s mom serves on the board of trustees of Howard College in Washington. His father, who’s retired, was a mortgage dealer for a number of impartial brokerage corporations in North Carolina. The couple met in 2015 on Memorial Day at a barbecue hosted by mutual pals. Whitney Oudin Flesher and David Henry Tutor have been married April 14 at Bethesda-by-the-Sea, a church in Palm Seaside, Fla. The Rev. James R. Harlan, an Episcopal priest, carried out the ceremony. The bride, 29, is an M.B.A. candidate at N.Y.U. In September, she is to hitch the Estée Lauder Corporations, a cosmetics producer with headquarters in New York, as a part of a management improvement program. She graduated from Tulane and is a member of the Susan G. Komen Larger New York Metropolis’s Younger Professionals Committee, a philanthropic group. She is the daughter of Dora J. Flesher and Gregory W. Flesher of Little Rock, Ark. The bride’s father is a accomplice of Frost, an accounting agency there. He’s additionally the president of the George W. Donaghey Basis, which offers scholarship assist to the College of Arkansas at Little Rock. The bride’s mom is the volunteer chief monetary officer of Constructive Environment Reaches Children, a nonprofit youth group in Little Rock. She can be the president of the board of the Arkansas Symphony Orchestra Basis. The groom, 34, works in New York as a counsel within the Securities and Trade Fee’s Division of Enforcement. He graduated with honors from Wesleyan College and acquired a legislation diploma from Columbia, the place he was a Hamilton fellow. He’s the son of Maxine S. Tutor and Gerald W. Tutor of Newton, Mass. The groom’s mom retired as a psychiatric nurse practitioner within the Boston space. His father retired as a lawyer in personal apply in Newton. The couple’s first date was in 2014 at Bell E book and Candle, a restaurant in New York. Kiyomi Lillian Sakai Burchill and Joseph Daniel Couk have been married April 14 at Beatnik Studios, an artwork gallery and occasion area in Sacramento. Darrell Steinberg, the mayor of Sacramento, officiated. Ms. Burchill, 34, is the deputy secretary for legislative affairs on the California Well being and Human Companies Company in Sacramento. She graduated with distinction from Stanford and acquired a grasp’s diploma in public administration from the College of Southern California. She is a daughter of Naomi J. Sakai and Jim W. Burchill of Davis, Calif. The bride’s father retired because the president and chief govt of a public affairs agency bearing his identify. Her mom retired as an administrator and a counselor within the counseling and psychological providers division on the College of California, Davis. Mr. Couk, additionally 34, is an info expertise guide within the Sacramento workplace of KPMG, the auditing, accounting and consulting agency. He graduated from California State College, Chico. He’s a son of Jane E. Couk and Dr. Richard S. Couk of Chico. The groom’s mom manages his father’s personal dental apply there. The couple by no means bumped into one another throughout the six months in 2014 that they lived solely three doorways away from each other. They met at an area crowded music venue a 12 months after she moved. Jennifer Younger Zeckendorf and Michael Benjamin Tannenbaum have been married April 14 on the Union Membership of the Metropolis of New York, a non-public membership. Rabbi Dr. Ronald Sobel officiated. Ms. Zeckendorf, 29, is a junior structure skilled within the San Francisco workplace of the structure agency Skidmore Owings & Merrill, the place she primarily works on residential buildings. She graduated from Yale and acquired a grasp’s diploma in structure from Columbia. The bride is the daughter of Constance H. Zeckendorf of East Hampton, N.Y., and Arthur W. Zeckendorf of New York. The bride’s father is a co-chairman of Zeckendorf Improvement, an actual property developer there, and Terra Holdings, an organization that owns and operates Brown Harris Stevens and Halstead Property, two New York residential brokerage corporations. Her mom retired as an actual property agent in New York. Mr. Tannenbaum, 30, is the chief monetary officer of Brex, a monetary expertise and bank card firm in San Francisco. He graduated summa cum laude from Columbia. The groom is the son of Sara L. Goodman of Sudbury, Mass., and Steven N. Tannenbaum of Wellesley, Mass. The groom’s mom is a property accountant for The Bulfinch Corporations, an actual property agency in Needham, Mass. The groom’s father is the chief vice chairman and chief monetary officer of Tedor Pharmaceutical in Cumberland, R.I. The groom is the stepson of Wendy C. Tannenbaum and Peter B. Goodman. The couple met at a mutual pal’s Halloween social gathering in 2014. Jennifer Anne Crutchfield and Brian Duncan Price have been married April 14 at First Presbyterian Church in San Antonio. The Rev. Dr. Bob Fuller, a Presbyterian minister officiated, with the Rev. Dr. Scot Sherman, a minister with the Reformed Church of America, collaborating within the ceremony. Mrs. Price, 34, was till March a lead on the sustainability and social impression workforce at Adobe in San Francisco. She graduated from the College of Virginia, from which she additionally acquired an M.B.A. She additionally acquired a grasp’s diploma in financial improvement from Boston College. She is the daughter of Jana Heischman Crutchfield and William G. Crutchfield Jr., each of Charlottesville, Va. Mr. Price, 37, was till April 6 a developer of pc software program on the Mountain View, Calif., workplace of Addepar, a monetary expertise agency. He graduated from Stanford. He’s a son of Jane Smith Price and James C. Price of San Antonio. The couple met in February 2017 by means of the League, a relationship app. The bride and groom determined to go away their jobs to journey around the globe for at the least six months after the marriage. Marianne Eagan and Kevin Thomas Burrows have been married April 14 on the Ebell of Los Angeles, an occasions area. Donald Voogd, a cousin of the groom who’s a Common Life Church minister, officiated. The bride and groom, each 29, met at Harvard, the place they every graduated. Ms. Burrows is the director of operations at Partnership for Well being Analytic Analysis, a well being providers consulting agency in Beverly Hills, Calif. She additionally acquired a grasp’s diploma in worldwide well being coverage from the London Faculty of Economics and Political Science. The bride is a daughter of Thomas V. Eagan and Judith A. Eagan of Coral Gables, Fla. The bride’s father works in Miami as a accomplice with Squire Patton Boggs, a legislation agency primarily based in Cleveland. He’s additionally a deacon on the Church of the Epiphany in Miami. Her mom is a center college arithmetic instructor at Epiphany Catholic Faculty. Mr. Burrows is a screenwriter in Los Angeles. He’s a creator of the animated net collection “Gents Lobsters” and a author of the movie “Eggplant Emoji,” which is to be launched by Netflix. He additionally acquired an M.B.A. from Stanford. The groom is a son of Eric A. Burrows of Scottsdale, Ariz., and Linda S. Burrows of Solvang, Calif. The groom’s father is a historical past instructor at Mountain Pointe Excessive Faculty in Phoenix. The groom’s mom beforehand served as a president of each the Santa Ynez Valley Basis, a social providers group, and the Solvang Arts and Music Basis, a supplier of music education schemes. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/15/fashion/weddings/this-weeks-wedding-announcements.html?partner=rss&emc=rss https://www.news9ontime.com/this-weeks-wedding-announcements/

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This Week’s Wedding Announcements

Alicia Hunt Ciccone and William Benjamin Thomas have been married April 14 on the Liberty Warehouse, an occasions area in Brooklyn. Decide Daryl L. Moore of the 333rd District Courtroom in Harris County, Tex., officiated, with blessings from the Rev. Anthony Andreassi, a Roman Catholic priest. Ms. Ciccone, 28, works in Houston as a guide at Bain & Firm, the Boston administration consulting agency, for which she primarily advises power corporations and different industrial companies. She graduated summa cum laude from Amherst Faculty, and acquired an M.B.A. from Stanford. The bride is the daughter of Barbara Hunt Ciccone and Dr. Joseph Ciccone of Brooklyn. The bride’s father is a psychiatrist in personal apply in Brooklyn. Her mom is a scientific psychologist, additionally in personal apply in Brooklyn. Mr. Thomas, 33, is a lawyer at McDowell Hetherington, a legislation agency primarily based in Houston, the place he focuses on power and enterprise litigation. He graduated summa cum laude from Texas Christian College and acquired a legislation diploma, magna cum laude, from Baylor. The groom served six years within the Texas Military Nationwide Guard, deploying to Baghdad as a area artillery officer. He’s the son of Barbara C. Thomas and William R. Thomas of Austin, Tex. The groom’s mom retired as a instructor at Highland Park Elementary Faculty in Austin. His father retired as an proprietor of Sonic Drive-In franchises within the Austin and San Antonio areas. The groom’s earlier marriage resulted in divorce. The couple met on a blind date in Houston in 2014. Jane-Coleman Harbison and Michael Anthony Cottone have been married April 14 on the Church of the Assumption in Nashville. The Rev. Gladstone Stevens, a Roman Catholic priest, carried out the ceremony. The bride, 29, is a historic preservation specialist with the Tennessee Historic Fee in Nashville. She graduated from Denison College in Granville, Ohio, and acquired a grasp’s diploma in historical past from McGill College in Montreal, the place she attended as a Fulbright scholar. She additionally acquired a grasp’s diploma in public humanities from Brown. She is a daughter of Patricia B. Harbison and William L. Harbison of Nashville. The bride’s father is a accomplice with the legislation agency Sherrard, Roe, Voigt and Harbison in Nashville and a former president of the Tennessee Bar Affiliation. Her mom is a breeder of championship Lakeland Terriers in Nashville. The bride’s paternal grandfather, the late William J. Harbison, was a chief justice of the Tennessee Supreme Courtroom from 1980 to 1982 and from 1987 to 1989. The groom, 28, is a lawyer at Bass, Berry and Sims, a Nashville legislation agency, the place he practices state and native tax litigation. He graduated from Center Tennessee State College in Murfreesboro, Tenn., and acquired a legislation diploma from the College of Tennessee. He’s a son of Juliann M. Cottone of Fairview, Tenn., and the late Daniel J. Cottone. The groom’s mom is an artwork instructor on the Fairview Elementary Faculty. His father was the proprietor and operator of a heating and air-conditioning enterprise that was additionally in Fairview. The couple met in 2014 on the marriage ceremony of the bride’s brother. Sara Michelle Hokin and Dr. Jonah Nathaniel Rubin are to be married April 15 on the Palmer Home Chicago, a lodge. Rabbi David Wolkenfeld is to officiate. The bride, 33, is the nationwide director of operations for Sport On! Sports activities four Ladies, a Chicago-based group that focuses on empowering ladies by means of sports activities. She graduated from the College of Tampa in Florida. She is a daughter of Sheri S. Hokin and Gary S. Hokin of Deerfield, In poor health. Her father is a monetary adviser at Hokin Funding Advisors in Northbrook, In poor health. Her mom is an insurance coverage dealer for Hokin Sternberg Insurance coverage Companies in Deerfield, In poor health. The groom, 35, is a gastroenterology fellow on the College of Maryland Medical Heart in Baltimore. He graduated from the College of Pennsylvania and acquired a grasp’s diploma in medical sciences at Boston College, from which he additionally acquired a medical diploma. He’s a son of Tamara L. Rubin and Joel D. Rubin of Chicago. His mom retired as a instructor at Romona Elementary Faculty in Wilmette, In poor health. His father is a lawyer at Seyfarth Shaw, a agency primarily based in Chicago. The couple met in November 2015 in Chicago by means of the relationship app JSwipe. Courtney Anne Walker and Dr. Bobby Allen Garcia have been married April 14 in San Juan Capistrano, Calif. The Rev. Domingo Romero, a Roman Catholic priest, carried out the ceremony on the Mission Basilica San Juan Capistrano. Mrs. Garcia, 33, works in Newport Seaside, Calif., as a senior vice chairman for portfolio administration on the Pacific Funding Administration Firm, an funding administration agency in Newport Seaside. She graduated from Columbia and acquired a grasp’s diploma in monetary engineering from the College of California, Berkeley. The bride is a daughter of Michele S. Walker and John F. Walker of Collegeville, Pa. The bride’s father is the chief working officer of PharmScript, a pharmacy chain primarily based in Somerset, N.J. Her mom is a scientific guide pharmacist working with PharmScript. The groom, 33, is a fellow in feminine pelvic medication and reconstructive surgical procedure at Louisiana State College in New Orleans. He graduated from Yale and acquired a medical diploma from the College of Texas Southwestern. Dr. Garcia is the son of Mary Ellen Garcia and Robert A. Garcia of McAllen, Tex. The groom’s mom retired as a preschool instructor at Cavazos Elementary Faculty in Edinburg, Tex. His father is a bodily training instructor and soccer coach at Barrientes Center Faculty in Edinburg. The couple met in 2016 by means of the League, a relationship app. Margaret Lindsey Kempner and Ian Barton McLean have been married April 14 on the Beverly Hills Lodge in Beverly Hills, Calif. The Rev. Lee Lasko, a minister ordained by the Unity West Church of Santa Monica, officiated. The bride, 31, who goes by Meggie, is a founding father of Kempner, a girls’s vogue model primarily based in New York. The bride additionally owns Meggie Kempner Design, and inside design firm in New York. She graduated from the College of Pennsylvania. She is a daughter of Cynthia H. Kempner and James L. Kempner of New York. The bride’s father is the president of LSH Companions, an impartial boutique funding financial institution in New York. The bride’s paternal grandmother, the late Nan Kempner, was a New York socialite. The groom, 33, works in New York as a senior vice chairman of Oaktree Capital Administration, an alternate funding administration agency primarily based in Los Angeles. He graduated from Harvard. He’s a son of Lindsay B. McLean and Stuart T. McLean of Cincinnati. The groom’s mom is a historian on the Indian Hill Historic Society in Indian Hill, Ohio. His father retired as a Medicare gross sales consultant within the Cincinnati workplace of Humana, a medical insurance firm primarily based in Louisville, Ky. He’s an impartial medical insurance agent in Cincinnati. The couple met in 2013 by means of a mutual pal on the Breakers Lodge in Palm Seaside, Fla. Rebecca Lynne Weiler and Dr. Bret Kenneth Sohn have been married April 14 at Disney’s Wedding Pavilion, an occasions area in Orlando, Fla. Rabbi Karen Allen officiated. The bride, 34, is a psychological well being and profession counselor in personal apply in New York and Nashville. She primarily works with sufferers coping with profession modifications, profession transitions and melancholy. She can be a singer, and has carried out at Carnegie Corridor as a part of the choir Important Voices USA. She graduated from State College of New York at Oneonta and acquired a grasp’s diploma in counseling from Fordham. The bride is a daughter of Robert Okay. Weiler of Syracuse and the late Andrea B. Weiler. The bride’s father is a legislation accomplice and chapter lawyer for the Syracuse legislation agency Bousquet Holstein. Her late mom was a social employee in Syracuse. The groom, 36, is a doctor and a fellow within the division of rheumatology at Vanderbilt. He graduated cum laude from St. George’s College Faculty of Medication in St. George’s, Grenada, and acquired a grasp’s diploma in immunology from New York Medical Faculty. Dr. Sohn is a son of Nancy R. Sohn and Stephen E. Sohn of Scarsdale, N.Y. His mother and father each work in Scarsdale. His mom is the president and chief govt officer of a market analysis firm bearing her identify. His father is the proprietor of a martial arts and health heart bearing his identify. The couple met in 2015 at a wine bar in Gotham West Market in New York. Lisa Helene Miller and Drew Joseph Michael Bradylyons have been married April 9 on the Thurgood Marshall United States Courtroom Home in New York. Decide Edgardo Ramos of the US District Courtroom for the Southern District of New York, officiated. The bride beforehand served as a legislation clerk for Decide Ramos in 2013 and 2014. Ms. Miller, 34, works in Miami as an assistant lawyer at the US lawyer’s workplace for the Southern District of Florida. She graduated cum laude from Cornell and acquired a legislation diploma from the College of Virginia. The bride is a daughter of Linda C. DeMarco Miller and Dr. Randolph A. Miller of Brentwood, Tenn. The bride’s father is a professor of biomedical informatics at Vanderbilt. He’s additionally an elected member of the Nationwide Academy of Medication. Her mom is an assistant principal at Martin Luther King Jr. Educational Magnet Excessive Faculty in Nashville. Mr. Bradylyons, additionally 34, is a prosecutor for the fraud part of the prison division of the US Division of Justice in Miami, the place he works primarily with circumstances involving well being care fraud. He graduated from Georgetown. He acquired a legislation diploma from the College of Michigan. The groom is the son of Kathleen Brady and Michael J. Lyons of Cambridge, Mass. His mom, a psychiatrist, is the director of Session Liaison Psychiatry for the Division of Public Well being at Tewksbury Hospital in Tewksbury, Mass. His father is a professor within the Division of Psychological and Mind Sciences at Boston College. The couple met in 2009 whereas working at Mayer Brown, a legislation agency in Manhattan. Portia Jamel Brown and Chaz Christian Clark have been married April 14 on the Sugarboo Farms, a non-public property in Blairsville, Ga. Ayan Das, a pal of the household who was ordained by means of the American Fellowship Church, officiated. The bride, 32, works in Atlanta as an account govt, in promoting gross sales, for Google. She graduated from Stanford and acquired a grasp’s diploma in enterprise analytics from N.Y.U. She is the daughter of Andree Y. Glenn of Memphis and Dr. James W. Brown of San Antonio. The bride’s father is a dentist in personal apply in San Antonio, who achieved the rank of lieutenant colonel in the US Navy. Her mom is the proprietor of Mustard Seed Studio, a stitching store in Memphis. She is the stepdaughter of Stephanie Brown and Dr. Steve Gadbois. The groom, 34, is a software program engineer in Atlanta at BlueFletch, the place he works on cell apps. He graduated from Morehouse Faculty in Atlanta. He’s a son of the late Valerie M. Manns of Honolulu and the late Benjamin Okay. Clark, who lived in Brooklyn. The groom’s mom was a nurse. His father was a company chef in Manhattan. The couple met in 2014 on Tinder. Dr. Priya Jitendra Ghelani and Dr. Shawn Laxmikant Shah have been married April 14 on the Omni Mandalay Lodge at Las Colinas in Irving, Tex. Mamta Kapadia, a Hindu priest, officiated. Dr. Ghelani, 29, is a fourth-year chief resident on the Jacobi/Montefiore Emergency Medication Residency Program within the Bronx. She graduated from the College of Texas at Austin and acquired a medical diploma from Texas Faculty of Osteopathic Medication in Fort Price. She is a daughter of Daksha J. Ghelani and Jitendra Okay. Ghelani of Richardson, Tex. The bride’s father retired as an digital engineer from the Dallas location of the Raytheon Firm, which makes a speciality of protection, civil authorities and cybersecurity options. Her mom is a medical coding specialist at Parkland Hospital in Dallas. Dr. Shah, 31, is a second-year gastroenterology and hepatology fellow on the NewYork-Presbyterian/Weill Cornell Medical Heart in Manhattan. He graduated magna cum laude with a level in microbiology and immunology in addition to economics from the College of Miami, and acquired a medical diploma from Florida State College. He’s a son of Kirtida L. Shah and Lax H. Shah of Pembroke Pines, Fla. The groom’s mom is a saleswoman at Bombay Bazaar, an attire wholesaler in Miami, which his father owns. The couple met in July 2013 at a Jain Household Institute convention in Detroit, and later that summer season had their first date at a Thai restaurant in Boston. Dr. Ghelani was doing a rotation close by at Boston Medical Heart on the time, whereas Dr. Shah drove down from Lebanon, N.H., the place he was doing a residency at Dartmouth-Hitchcock Medical Heart. Diana Catherine Banks and Emile Christopher Thompson have been married April 14 at St. Augustine Catholic Church in Washington. The Rev. Robert Boxie, a Roman Catholic priest, carried out the ceremony. Ms. Banks, 36, is a senior counsel on the American Bankers Affiliation in Washington. She graduated from Stanford College and acquired a legislation diploma from Harvard. She was beforehand a deputy assistant secretary of protection throughout the Obama administration. She is the daughter of Yon N. Banks and William C. Banks of Columbus, Ga. The bride’s father retired from the Military, having achieved the rank of sergeant firstclass at Fort Benning, Ga. Her mom, who’s retired, labored as a custodian on the Swift Denim manufacturing unit, which manufactured denim shirts and denims in Columbus. Mr. Thompson, 34, works in Washington as an assistant United States lawyer for the District of Columbia. He graduated from Morehouse Faculty in Atlanta and acquired a legislation diploma from Wake Forest College in Winston-Salem, N.C. He’s a son of Marian C. Thompson and Charles E. Thompson of Durham, N.C. The groom’s mom serves on the board of trustees of Howard College in Washington. His father, who’s retired, was a mortgage dealer for a number of impartial brokerage corporations in North Carolina. The couple met in 2015 on Memorial Day at a barbecue hosted by mutual pals. Whitney Oudin Flesher and David Henry Tutor have been married April 14 at Bethesda-by-the-Sea, a church in Palm Seaside, Fla. The Rev. James R. Harlan, an Episcopal priest, carried out the ceremony. The bride, 29, is an M.B.A. candidate at N.Y.U. In September, she is to hitch the Estée Lauder Corporations, a cosmetics producer with headquarters in New York, as a part of a management improvement program. She graduated from Tulane and is a member of the Susan G. Komen Larger New York Metropolis’s Younger Professionals Committee, a philanthropic group. She is the daughter of Dora J. Flesher and Gregory W. Flesher of Little Rock, Ark. The bride’s father is a accomplice of Frost, an accounting agency there. He’s additionally the president of the George W. Donaghey Basis, which offers scholarship assist to the College of Arkansas at Little Rock. The bride’s mom is the volunteer chief monetary officer of Constructive Environment Reaches Children, a nonprofit youth group in Little Rock. She can be the president of the board of the Arkansas Symphony Orchestra Basis. The groom, 34, works in New York as a counsel within the Securities and Trade Fee’s Division of Enforcement. He graduated with honors from Wesleyan College and acquired a legislation diploma from Columbia, the place he was a Hamilton fellow. He’s the son of Maxine S. Tutor and Gerald W. Tutor of Newton, Mass. The groom’s mom retired as a psychiatric nurse practitioner within the Boston space. His father retired as a lawyer in personal apply in Newton. The couple’s first date was in 2014 at Bell E book and Candle, a restaurant in New York. Kiyomi Lillian Sakai Burchill and Joseph Daniel Couk have been married April 14 at Beatnik Studios, an artwork gallery and occasion area in Sacramento. Darrell Steinberg, the mayor of Sacramento, officiated. Ms. Burchill, 34, is the deputy secretary for legislative affairs on the California Well being and Human Companies Company in Sacramento. She graduated with distinction from Stanford and acquired a grasp’s diploma in public administration from the College of Southern California. She is a daughter of Naomi J. Sakai and Jim W. Burchill of Davis, Calif. The bride’s father retired because the president and chief govt of a public affairs agency bearing his identify. Her mom retired as an administrator and a counselor within the counseling and psychological providers division on the College of California, Davis. Mr. Couk, additionally 34, is an info expertise guide within the Sacramento workplace of KPMG, the auditing, accounting and consulting agency. He graduated from California State College, Chico. He’s a son of Jane E. Couk and Dr. Richard S. Couk of Chico. The groom’s mom manages his father’s personal dental apply there. The couple by no means bumped into one another throughout the six months in 2014 that they lived solely three doorways away from each other. They met at an area crowded music venue a 12 months after she moved. Jennifer Younger Zeckendorf and Michael Benjamin Tannenbaum have been married April 14 on the Union Membership of the Metropolis of New York, a non-public membership. Rabbi Dr. Ronald Sobel officiated. Ms. Zeckendorf, 29, is a junior structure skilled within the San Francisco workplace of the structure agency Skidmore Owings & Merrill, the place she primarily works on residential buildings. She graduated from Yale and acquired a grasp’s diploma in structure from Columbia. The bride is the daughter of Constance H. Zeckendorf of East Hampton, N.Y., and Arthur W. Zeckendorf of New York. The bride’s father is a co-chairman of Zeckendorf Improvement, an actual property developer there, and Terra Holdings, an organization that owns and operates Brown Harris Stevens and Halstead Property, two New York residential brokerage corporations. Her mom retired as an actual property agent in New York. Mr. Tannenbaum, 30, is the chief monetary officer of Brex, a monetary expertise and bank card firm in San Francisco. He graduated summa cum laude from Columbia. The groom is the son of Sara L. Goodman of Sudbury, Mass., and Steven N. Tannenbaum of Wellesley, Mass. The groom’s mom is a property accountant for The Bulfinch Corporations, an actual property agency in Needham, Mass. The groom’s father is the chief vice chairman and chief monetary officer of Tedor Pharmaceutical in Cumberland, R.I. The groom is the stepson of Wendy C. Tannenbaum and Peter B. Goodman. The couple met at a mutual pal’s Halloween social gathering in 2014. Jennifer Anne Crutchfield and Brian Duncan Price have been married April 14 at First Presbyterian Church in San Antonio. The Rev. Dr. Bob Fuller, a Presbyterian minister officiated, with the Rev. Dr. Scot Sherman, a minister with the Reformed Church of America, collaborating within the ceremony. Mrs. Price, 34, was till March a lead on the sustainability and social impression workforce at Adobe in San Francisco. She graduated from the College of Virginia, from which she additionally acquired an M.B.A. She additionally acquired a grasp’s diploma in financial improvement from Boston College. She is the daughter of Jana Heischman Crutchfield and William G. Crutchfield Jr., each of Charlottesville, Va. Mr. Price, 37, was till April 6 a developer of pc software program on the Mountain View, Calif., workplace of Addepar, a monetary expertise agency. He graduated from Stanford. He’s a son of Jane Smith Price and James C. Price of San Antonio. The couple met in February 2017 by means of the League, a relationship app. The bride and groom determined to go away their jobs to journey around the globe for at the least six months after the marriage. Marianne Eagan and Kevin Thomas Burrows have been married April 14 on the Ebell of Los Angeles, an occasions area. Donald Voogd, a cousin of the groom who’s a Common Life Church minister, officiated. The bride and groom, each 29, met at Harvard, the place they every graduated. Ms. Burrows is the director of operations at Partnership for Well being Analytic Analysis, a well being providers consulting agency in Beverly Hills, Calif. She additionally acquired a grasp’s diploma in worldwide well being coverage from the London Faculty of Economics and Political Science. The bride is a daughter of Thomas V. Eagan and Judith A. Eagan of Coral Gables, Fla. The bride’s father works in Miami as a accomplice with Squire Patton Boggs, a legislation agency primarily based in Cleveland. He’s additionally a deacon on the Church of the Epiphany in Miami. Her mom is a center college arithmetic instructor at Epiphany Catholic Faculty. Mr. Burrows is a screenwriter in Los Angeles. He’s a creator of the animated net collection “Gents Lobsters” and a author of the movie “Eggplant Emoji,” which is to be launched by Netflix. He additionally acquired an M.B.A. from Stanford. The groom is a son of Eric A. Burrows of Scottsdale, Ariz., and Linda S. Burrows of Solvang, Calif. The groom’s father is a historical past instructor at Mountain Pointe Excessive Faculty in Phoenix. The groom’s mom beforehand served as a president of each the Santa Ynez Valley Basis, a social providers group, and the Solvang Arts and Music Basis, a supplier of music education schemes. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/15/fashion/weddings/this-weeks-wedding-announcements.html?partner=rss&emc=rss https://www.news9ontime.com/this-weeks-wedding-announcements/

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I am humbly crawling to your page to confess my latest obsession: serial breeder!Joel.

no outbreak!universe Joel without Sarah, an old creep who lives in a lone house where every woman goes to get bred.

basement breeder

joel miller x f!reader, 1k words

Ty for sharing this delicious thot. Almost sounds like you know who 🍃 in another life where he does have them coming and going at all hours like the gossip says. Standalone. 18+ PWP imagine, break-in, manhandling, breeding piv, degradation, praise, mating press, carries you, pet names.

Imagine going there to get bred while you're consciously on birth control, and he gets obsessed with impregnating you specifically. You show him a positive fertility test, and he gets more aggressive. God damn, he's gonna make this work. Meanwhile, you don't seek him out the next time you (would) ovulate, and he notices, wonders if you're giving up or letting some other guy take a shot. That ain't gonna fly. . .

He quietly breaks into your dim basement while you're folding laundry on your dryer, wearing earbuds. From behind, a hand clamps over the lower half of your face. You scream into his massive palm while his other arm wraps around you, biceps bulging, stretching his white tee. He pins you against the dryer, and the warm, hard shape you feel through his pj pants sends a rush of need to your core.

With you pinned there by his clothed arousal, the arm around you falls away. His free hand brushes the shell of your ear then nudges your earbud out. He reaches to repeat this on the other side, then wraps his arm around you again and gives your breast a squeeze. He brings his mouth close to your ear, and his voice is deep and low. "Stayin' home like it ain't the most important day'a the month."

Oooh, is he mad? God, he's hot like this.

When you struggle, he adds, "Or *did ya* stay home? ... You some kinda cumslut now?"

You subtly shake your head 'no', with your nostrils brushing against the edge of his hand.

"Nah," his hips push forward, "you want this cum," he grinds.

You go quiet and relax your body. He thrusts against you at a slow rhythm, and you're getting wet. A little "Mm?" slips from your lips into his palm.

"Yeahh, that's right," he continues, "Want it bad, don't ya, pumpkin?"

"Mm," you just barely nod.

"Good girl," he says and takes his hand away from your mouth.

You clear your throat. "I was just tired."

"Tired," he laughs. "That's a good one."

He's normally good about foreplay--with you, at least - your body and your scent turns him on so bad. His hands are incredible, and he touches you just how you like it. He's even been known to bury his face between your legs. But this time, he's fully on a mission.

He hikes up your skirt and pulls your panties aside, then spits on his hand and pats the saliva between your legs.

"Ooh," he reacts to your warm, wet cunt against his lingering hand. "Didn't needa do all that, did i? Shit, you're always ready for me." He tugs down his pj pants, then his warm, smooth cockhead prods at your cunt, smearing precum into his saliva and your desire. You bend forward and rest your forearms on the clean laundry abandoned in front of you, then scoot your feet back to give him a better angle.

"Good girl," he whispers.

He buries his length in you with a groan, and your insides spread around his girth. "I'll knock ya'up, baby." He holds your waist, and with a punch of his cock he bottoms out, "Ahh." When he withdraws a few inches, you spread your feet, tilt your hips, and push back on him. "Hell yeah." He bottoms out again, then grabs your hips with both hands and pounds you.

He's on a mission - he's not trying to make it last. And he's been aching hard ever since he got it in his mind to do this. He was palming himself over his pants for relief as he walked up to your basement door.

He's giving it to you hard and stiff, weeping precum into your poor stretched hole with every powerful thrust. "Yeah, take it, baby," he breathes, and promises, "put a baby in ya," making you twitch and throb, close to bliss. When he picks up the pace, pummeling you near jackhammer speed, his words are broken by his rhythm, "ahhh, yeahhh--- cum on this cock." When you whine he says, "yeahhh, you want this cum," and you see stars.

You unravel and moan his name, feeling your face heat up after it slips out.

"Fuck yeah," he breathes, pounding you through it.

He abruptly pulls out, and you whimper at the loss. You start to protest, but he takes your panties all the way down, leaving your twitching pussy bare. He forces you around to face him, then bends his knees and you put your arms around him as he lifts you. You wrap your legs around him, and he sinks you onto his stiff cock, letting out a grunt as he bottoms out. After adjusting your weight, he walks you to your nearby bed. With each step, your clit rubs against him.

He lays you down and folds you into a mating press. His thrusts are hard and deep. "ungh," he grunts, "yeah," another thrust, "ohh fuck, " he bottoms out and throbs, warmth gushing into your depths. "God damn, baby." With another hot burst, he deepens the mating press, determined for his seed to take. Your thighs feel a deep stretch. He hovers over your face, and a drop of sweat hits your cheek.

Breathing heavily, he inches back then thrusts forward again, repeating this action a few times as his balls empty. The last thrust ends with a sigh. With his work done–for now–he stays inside and keeps you in the mating press. He wets his lips, admiring your face. “God damn, you look hot like this.”

"yeah?" You reply.

Nodding slowly, he dips his head and scans your body with hungry eyes. He can't help but pull his hips back an inch to admire the sight of your cunt spread around his fat cock. And God damn, what a sight. Not planning on pulling out any time soon, he fully sheathes himself with a low, soft grunt.

"shit, I oughta clear my schedule," he muses, glancing up from where your bodies are joined. He subtly nods and shifts his eyes around as though thinking it over, rocking his hips absent-mindedly. "Yeah," he concludes, "if this don't take ... take ya to my place 'til it does."

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My Basement Breeder Adjacent One-shots

For breaking into your basement, Sleeping Beauty - CNC home invasion / somnophilia with another night walks doppelganger.

For serial breeding, a post-outbreak one shot, the old fashioned way, a different Joel and he's a real professional, not a creep.

TYSM for reading, friends. And truly, thank you for your engagement and support. You're a light in my life when it's in shambles lol. Love y'all 🫶🏼

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Joel Miller Masterlist - NSFW

And other Pedro characters

This is not currently being updated. You can find my latest fics here, on @toxicfics, or on my profile header by clicking "latest fics."

Version 11/11/24 (added: parts - jackson game joel)

see series/collection masterlists for their updates.

Blog FAQ | fic notifs: @toxicfics | fic recs: @toxicrecs

⚠️ I do not give permission for any of my work to be copied, translated, made into bots, put into AI, etc.

⚠️ 18+ joel x f!reader unless otherwise noted. Darkness ratings (D - Darkish to Dark, DD - Extra Dark, DDD - ultra dark) are subjective and relative. dark doesn't automatically mean it has dubcon (DC) or noncon (NC), but many do (check warnings). The noncon I write is physically enjoyed by reader. Dubcon is often situations that diminish the ability to truly consent. Like drugs, captivity, or power imbalance, but in many dubcon fics, reader is willing or even enthusiastic.

If you can't decide where to start, Buzzfeed quizzes are at the bottom 😅

🍒 innocent reader | 💤 somnophilia | 👴/🧔‍♂️ explicit age gap

MASTERLISTS - AUs, Collections, and Series

Night walks (AU) 👴 D, DC (drugs). Hot, sleazy older pothead neighbor who talks dirty.

Raider Joel DD. NC (at first, via implicit threat), DC (stockholm syndrome). This is a big AU with lots of lore and interaction.

Silence can never be bought (dbf, AU)👴 You catch him in a compromising position.

Left in Lincoln (dbf x virgin) 👴🍒 DD Your dads trust him to look in on you while they're gone.

Stepdad 🧔‍♂️D You catch him perving on your insta and start toying with him. You seduce him.

Slasher Joel DD DC - You're DTF the sleazy tow truck driver but end up fcking for your life.

Vampire Joel DC - he's been waiting for you for centuries and can't let you go once he finds you.

The Raid D, DC - Javi & Steve find you on a drug raid and take you under their wing, in a way.

Speakeasy (Collection, no plot) - Exhibitionist one shots and drabbles.

Thighs out (bf's dad) - Your bf strays and his hot, slutty dad makes you feel better, much better.

Brotherly Sharing - Several pairs of miller bros. including uncle tommy & leopard print.

Free Use - D, DC, 💤 👫

jalbird - cellmate's nephew

for survival (2003)

For Survival (1.4k) - Joel, a stranger, saves your life, you fuck during evacuation.

For Survival 2 (1.4k) - fucking in your sleeping bag trying to be silent.

dark mode!Joel ULTRA dark - DDD, 👫

Dark mode (knife)You activate Joel's dark mode for your own enjoyment.

Clicking (horny! joel -> dark mode) He won't stop when a clicker appears. You try to punish him.

just the tip D, DC (power imbalance) 🧔‍♂️🍒

Just the tip 🍒 he coaxes you into full piv.

surveillance (imagine) he watches you.

Just the tip (really) you've been trying not to fuck him and this time it's really just the tip.

VIRGINS

Aches, thoughts, and needs 👴🍒 outbreak

Night Talks 🧔‍♂️🍒 D, DC best friend's dad

Patrol - pt. 1; virgin patrol 👴🍒 DD, DC

Virgin sex worker (v loss) D 🍒

Ready for her ( part of Miller Bros)

See also, Lincoln series and Just the Tip above.

⬇️ ONE SHOTS, miniseries, misc⬇️

Post-outbreak

you almost die then get used D, NC, 👫

Possessive cum play D, 👫

Secret breeder!Joel Refuses to pull out D, 👫

Jealous of you/Tess (degradation) D, DC mean

Bone broth (consensual noncon) 👫

non-con while you sleep D, NC 💤

movie night (in public) 👫 Under a blanket

Caught DDD very mean Joel, ✨At the table

Lazaretto (NC. sex pollen)👴, PART 2, DC

caught masturbating (300) D

the old fashioned way (1k) D He breeds you

parts - jackson game joel

Pre/Non-oubreak/AUs

pawn shop (GILF Joel) ��D

canopy, pt 2 (caught) ��🧔‍♂️ dbf in your old bed

Fucking Joel at your dad's house dbf

Breeding couple ; Pregnant , 👫

in the ass like a good girl anal drabble

Window (peeping tom) pt.2 date next door D

caught Drinking ( DDDNE) 🧔‍♂️DDD, NC sarah's friend is punished

sleeping Beauty 👴💤, 👫 CNC.

that's the spot (masseur!Joel)

gas station skeeze (300) 👴

packing: butcher!Joel DD, DC

personal trainer , part 2 D, DC

daddy Joel ��🧔‍♂️, a day in the filth

dark nurse!Joel (sex pollen imagines)

locket - DC best friends dad x dark! reader

HCs, imagines, other

Free Use / Objectification HCs - you can put Joel in different modes for your enjoyment.

Brothel Reality Show

✨Trucker Joel

Multi-Joel Art & Misc

Lmk if yours is missing, ✨section in progress✨

Joelkémon cards by @gasolinerainbowpuddles

JOELS AS CATS by @not-a-unique-snowflake-blog

Joel's as cats pt. 2 not-a-unique-snowflake-blog

Dick HCs - size, appearance, and more

random hot things from HBO canon

Joelkémon astrology by @wannab-urs

Mood board of joels by @milla-frenchy

joels as texts by @iamasaddie

Buzzfeed Quizzes

by @missannfairy & @not-a-unique-snowflake-blog

Which Joel are you most compatible with?

Which Joel are you?

Which Joel to spend the holidays with?

Compatability: Valentine's Edition

Other pedro characters

Javi G. - Watch you watch him fuck his wife. Nick watches. You're Javi's wife.

Ezra - Sleep time: pt. one (250), two 💤(850) D You bait Ezra pt.3 Ezra strikes back. DC ; ✨ The Green

Javi P.

hunt and peck (2.7k) 6/30

THE RAID ongoing series

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brotherly sharing

JOEL X F!READER X TOMMY MASTERLIST

Miller bros.

DADDY JOEL & UNCLE TOMMY.

Stuffing (11/18/23) - 5.7k

Sweet little mess (12/8/23) - 3.2k

Tommy breeder POV (1/27/24) - drabble

,✨The gusset (12/16/24) - 2k

Ready (2/13) - 3.6k v-loss (alt timeline)

Leopard bros.

LEOPARD BROS.: NIGHTWALKSY. Casual and horny.

Non-fiction gas station Joel (5/14/23) - drabble

Leopard print (10/30/23) - 4.5k

FREE USE JOEL & HESITANT TOMMY.

Tommy's hard day (5/25/23) - 3k

RETIRED BIKER JOEL & BIKER TOMMY

✨Twin peaks (12/24/23)

⚠️ SEE WARNINGS ON ALL FICS ⚠️ If this isn't for you, please quietly move along.

Main Masterlist

FIC RECS

A few of my favorite fics where joel & tommy share:

I can be your pretty girl part 4, and part 5 by (RIP) walkintotheriveranddisappear who sadly inactivated.

Liquid Gold by @gasolinerainbowpuddles

BAD BLOOD - step uncle Joel Miller and stepdad Tommy Miller @aurorawritestoescape

Smack my b*tch up, a dark raider AU by @milla-frenchy

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Cross-fandom: my fics by interest

Works from: The Last of Us, Scream, Narcos, The Skeleton Twins, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Bear, Road House (2024), Logan, The Free World, Little Accidents

Masterlists: Main (incl. Slashers) | Pedro | Boyd

NOTES: You can look for a theme or fic you like and see what else is grouped with it from other fandoms. Still adding. There will be repeats of a fic falls on more than 1 category. Chronological by fic date unless otherwise noted. Heed warnings. An anon mentioned liking my slashers despite not knowing the movies. So I made this bc of my break (also check out @toxicrecs). I rly appreciate your patience and kind words. x f!reader unless otherwise noted.

*the exact link is on the list more than once

Captivity, dubcon/noncon, dark fluff/caretaking

Raider Joel (Miller from The Last of Us)

* Stay awake (vampire Joel, very docile)

* The Raid (Javi and Steve from Narcos)

Captive POV (Donald Pierce from Logan) - the capture & brief touching so far, no fluff.

The Spread (Thomas Hewitt from TX Chainsaw)

Sneaking around & possessiveness

*Good Behavior (Corey Cunningham, Halloween)

Stepdad Joel

Comforting a beefy man after he's mistreated

Corey from the Yard

Mo Lundy (The Free World / Boyd Holbrook)

Power struggle, degradation, noncon both ways

*Every Inch (Ghostface) & pts 2, 3 (see fic)

Slasher Joel

Sex Work (or adjacent)

Virgin sex worker reader (Joel)

Jailbird (Joel x sex worker inmate/parolee)

Motel (Amos from Little Accidents)

Hybristophilia (attraction to criminals)

Obsessive reader (Michael)

File room boss - (Steve x boss f!reader)

*Good Behavior (Corey)

Dirty talk in the same style (night walks style)

Night Walks (Joel)

*Every Inch (NW coded Ghostface)

*Thighs out (Joel)

Unwanted or noncon somnophilia

Rock bottom pt. 3 (Corey)

What you're missing (Joel)

Ghostface POV drabble

Takes you forcefully bc you want him to

Michael (Myers) knows

Beef broth (Joel)

Same as above but you're asleep

Sleeping Beauty (Joel)

Late Night Company (Corey)

Killer/Slasher POV

Skin Alley (Michael)

* Every Inch 3 (Ghostface)

Midnight Snack (Slasher Joel)

Ghostface POV drabble

Vampires

* Stay Awake (Joel)

Michael's Castle

Sexual tension or pining between men

In order of mild to extreme (still f!reader)

* Beach Walks, Beach Walks Lore (Joel & Billy)

* The Raid (Javi & Steve) - pt. 2 (more to come)

Rock Bottom ch. 1 (Corey/Michael)

* Good Behavior (Corey)

Unwanted breeding drabbles

Secret breeder (Joel)

Breeder Michael

Shared by brothers

The Ghost (Berzatto Bros) - implied/adjacent

Brotherly Sharing Masterlist (Miller Bros)

He fucks you in front of someone who might die

Michael makes them watch

Raider - Failed Rescue (Joel)

Crossover between fandoms or movies and there's sexual tension with both of them and/or each other

Michael in Ambrose (Halloween / House of Wax)

Beach Walks - Prequel, Fic pt 1* (Night walks Joel / Billy from The Skeleton Twins)

Road House (2024) - Scream AU (kinda)

Gas Stations

Get out of the way (Michael Myers)

All dressed up (Night Walks Joel)

Leopard Print (Joel & special guest)

Man calls himself daddy

*Sky's Out Thighs Out (Joel)

Every Inch 2 & Every inch 3* (Ghostface)

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Feel free to suggest categories/fics

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$100k Las Cienegas

$100,000 Las Cienegas (G3)

Santa Anita

Race 6 (Saturday, January 12, 2019: 6:00 p.m./ET; 3:00 p.m./PT)

About six and one-half furlongs on the turf (fillies and mares, four-years-old and upward)

Trainer Peter Miller trains the best male turf sprinter in the United States, two-time Breeders’ Cup winner STORMY LIBERAL. He also campaigns one of the top filly and mare turf sprinters in America, BELVOIR BAY, who makes her 2019 debut here. Let’s start ‘capping:

#1 COMPELLED hasn’t been seen since a game second place finish behind next out stakes winner FIRE KEY in the Sensible Lady Turf Dash at Laurel Park going six furlongs last September. She draws a poor post position, so jockey Drayden Van Dyke will need to work out a good trip from the inside.

#2 FIERY LADY finished second in the Miss America Stakes on Tapeta at Golden Gate going a mile-and-a-sixteenth and cuts back to this turf sprint for trainer Anna Meah. Is five-for-seven on turf, but keep in mind most of those runs came against easier while routing at Golden Gate Fields. Will need to run a career best race.

#3 TESORA makes her first start for the Michael McCarthy barn. Previously trained by Jonathan Thomas, this gal won the Christiecat Stakes going six furlongs on the lawn at Belmont in September, which was her biggest career win to date. McCarthy, former assistant to Todd Pletcher, is a solid trainer and Hall of Famer Kent Desormeaux rides. Interesting item.

#4 BELVOIR BAY (GB) is four-for-five on this unique downhill turf course, including when she beat the boys in the San Simeon (G3) last April. Most recently, she ran second in the Buffalo Trace Franklin County Stakes (G3) at Keeneland. Classy filly should be cranked for another big effort.

#5 SELCOURT is a speedy filly from the John Sadler barn that makes her first career start on turf. Coming off a seven-month layoff last time out, the daughter of TIZ WONDERFUL broke from the rail and went to the front before fading badly in the Breeders’ Cup Filly and Mare Sprint (G1). Her biggest career win was a four length victory against Grade I winner MARLEY’S FREEDOM and graded stakes victor SKYE DIAMONDS in the Santa Monica (G2) eleven months ago.

#6 MISS SOUTHERN MISS cuts back in distance after a poor effort going two turns in the Kathryn Crosby Stakes at Del Mar in November. She has finished behind #9 PAINTING CORNERS in two previous races and has poor recent form while facing tough company here. Pass.

#7 LAST PROMISE KEPT removes blinkers for trainer Tom Proctor after a ninth place finish in the Kathryn Crosby. This filly is best known for her turf routing, but two turn turf horses usually do fine racing down this hillside course. Nonetheless, she is on a four race losing streak.

#8 LADY SUEBEE makes her first start for trainer John Sadler. This filly, previously trained by Chad Brown, won an allowance race in October (her most recent start) after finishing sixth behind #3 TESORA in the Christicat Stakes two starts ago. Obviously she’ll need to turn the tables on that rival while defeating some other sharpies in this race. Exotics contender for the new barn.

#9 PAINTING CORNERS was a game second in the Senator Ken Maddy (G3) on this hillside turf course. Her best races have come running down the hill and, even though she faces a tougher group, she draws am excellent outside post position and should get a good trip under jockey Joel Rosario. Contender.

SELECTIONS

1. #4 BELVOIR BAY – Loves the hill.

2. #9 PAINTING CORNERS – Peter Miller exacta?

3. #5 SELCOURT – Talented filly merits respect if she likes the grass.

LONGSHOT VALUE PLAY- #3 TESORA – Stakes winner back East.

WAGERING STRATEGY

I’m calling a Peter Miller exacta in this race, so I’ll box both of his entrants in an exacta.

BANKROLL PLAY ($50 Budget)

$25 Exacta Box: #4 BELVOIR BAY and #9 PAINTING CORNERS

$100k Las Cienegas published first on https://tvgnetwork.blogspot.com

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$100k Las Cienegas

$100,000 Las Cienegas (G3)

Santa Anita

Race 6 (Saturday, January 12, 2019: 6:00 p.m./ET; 3:00 p.m./PT)

About six and one-half furlongs on the turf (fillies and mares, four-years-old and upward)

Trainer Peter Miller trains the best male turf sprinter in the United States, two-time Breeders’ Cup winner STORMY LIBERAL. He also campaigns one of the top filly and mare turf sprinters in America, BELVOIR BAY, who makes her 2019 debut here. Let’s start ‘capping:

#1 COMPELLED hasn’t been seen since a game second place finish behind next out stakes winner FIRE KEY in the Sensible Lady Turf Dash at Laurel Park going six furlongs last September. She draws a poor post position, so jockey Drayden Van Dyke will need to work out a good trip from the inside.

#2 FIERY LADY finished second in the Miss America Stakes on Tapeta at Golden Gate going a mile-and-a-sixteenth and cuts back to this turf sprint for trainer Anna Meah. Is five-for-seven on turf, but keep in mind most of those runs came against easier while routing at Golden Gate Fields. Will need to run a career best race.

#3 TESORA makes her first start for the Michael McCarthy barn. Previously trained by Jonathan Thomas, this gal won the Christiecat Stakes going six furlongs on the lawn at Belmont in September, which was her biggest career win to date. McCarthy, former assistant to Todd Pletcher, is a solid trainer and Hall of Famer Kent Desormeaux rides. Interesting item.

#4 BELVOIR BAY (GB) is four-for-five on this unique downhill turf course, including when she beat the boys in the San Simeon (G3) last April. Most recently, she ran second in the Buffalo Trace Franklin County Stakes (G3) at Keeneland. Classy filly should be cranked for another big effort.

#5 SELCOURT is a speedy filly from the John Sadler barn that makes her first career start on turf. Coming off a seven-month layoff last time out, the daughter of TIZ WONDERFUL broke from the rail and went to the front before fading badly in the Breeders’ Cup Filly and Mare Sprint (G1). Her biggest career win was a four length victory against Grade I winner MARLEY’S FREEDOM and graded stakes victor SKYE DIAMONDS in the Santa Monica (G2) eleven months ago.

#6 MISS SOUTHERN MISS cuts back in distance after a poor effort going two turns in the Kathryn Crosby Stakes at Del Mar in November. She has finished behind #9 PAINTING CORNERS in two previous races and has poor recent form while facing tough company here. Pass.

#7 LAST PROMISE KEPT removes blinkers for trainer Tom Proctor after a ninth place finish in the Kathryn Crosby. This filly is best known for her turf routing, but two turn turf horses usually do fine racing down this hillside course. Nonetheless, she is on a four race losing streak.

#8 LADY SUEBEE makes her first start for trainer John Sadler. This filly, previously trained by Chad Brown, won an allowance race in October (her most recent start) after finishing sixth behind #3 TESORA in the Christicat Stakes two starts ago. Obviously she’ll need to turn the tables on that rival while defeating some other sharpies in this race. Exotics contender for the new barn.

#9 PAINTING CORNERS was a game second in the Senator Ken Maddy (G3) on this hillside turf course. Her best races have come running down the hill and, even though she faces a tougher group, she draws am excellent outside post position and should get a good trip under jockey Joel Rosario. Contender.

SELECTIONS

1. #4 BELVOIR BAY – Loves the hill.

2. #9 PAINTING CORNERS – Peter Miller exacta?

3. #5 SELCOURT – Talented filly merits respect if she likes the grass.

LONGSHOT VALUE PLAY- #3 TESORA – Stakes winner back East.

WAGERING STRATEGY

I’m calling a Peter Miller exacta in this race, so I’ll box both of his entrants in an exacta.

BANKROLL PLAY ($50 Budget)

$25 Exacta Box: #4 BELVOIR BAY and #9 PAINTING CORNERS