#brb-gracie

[brb-on-a-quest]

I assume that you take lots of pictures of birds. (If I am right I am also asking for bird pics)

.....so..... uh.... funfact. used to be (kind of still am it just doesn't come up as much) terrified of birds (particularly geese, turkey, vultures, chickens, things that are big enough to probably fight me and win).

However, I will not disappoint let me show you a collection of silly birb pictures that I have found

[pleasantlycrazyworld]

I love you so much, my Eddie. You’re one of the greatest things in my life and you have made a home in my heart <3

Well now my heart exploded 🥺 I love you too

[brb-on-a-quest]

A CONFESSION?? On my dash???

We need another interrogation room.

Are you.... accusing me of being the Fishy Anon?

You shall see!

[lxclerc]

𝐯𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐯𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 | 𝐨𝐩𝟖𝟏

summary... oscar is dating one of the world's biggest singer and no one can believe it request... yes note... i love oscar yall and you're not a real fanfic writer if you've never used gracie as a faceclaim faceclaim... gracie abrams

𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩

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yourusername i've loved you 20 summers now, honey, but i want it all

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user1 RUE WHEN WAS THIS

user2 WHAT HOW WHEN

user3 they were childhood best friends 😭😭

user4 i'm gonna need oscar's prayer reveal bc how the fuck

oscarpiastri and 20 more summers to come

⤷ yourusername sap

⤷ oscarpiastri ihy

⤷ yourusername 🖕🏻

⤷ oscarpiastri just kidding i'm actually madly in love with you

⤷ yourusername you better be

⤷ user5 okay but their energy >>>

landonorris so can you ask her for tickets orrrrr

⤷ oscarpiastri dude

⤷ landonorris im being fr

user6 YOURE TELLING ME NOT ONLY IS SHE TAKEN, SHE WAS TAKEN BY A VROOM VROOM BITCH???? brb kms

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri there's a holy ground beneath them... 2 years ago, i got the courage to finally ask you out but i've loved you since before i knew what love was

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user1 THERE'S A HOLY GROUND BENEATH THEM SPARKS FLY WHEN THEY KISS 😭

user2 fuck romeo and juliet i want what these bitches have

user3 brb im gonna check if my toaster is waterproof

landonorris now this is what i say hard launch

⤷ oscarpiastri what's a hard launch?

⤷ yourusername oh baby

arthurleclerc i've known for ages 😌

⤷ yourusername don't get cocky

user4 i'm fr gonna need to know how oscar did it

⤷ user5 the fact that they seem to have been best friends since toddler days probably helped

yourusername damn it you beat my post

⤷ oscarpiastri i'm just better than you

⤷ yourusername your head is getting bigger than your helmet

yourusername but i love your more than words can say

yourusername also i'd like everyone to know that it took him NINETEEN YEARS to figure out i'm actually the love of his life

⤷ oscarpiastri shut up

user6 THEY'RE ACTUALLY SO CUTE?????

user7 they got together TWO YEARS AGO but it took him nineteen years??? so they've literally known each other their whole lives 😭😭

[russellbby]

pairings: jude bellingham x girlfriend!reader (face claim: gracie adrams)

in which: everyone starts to hate on Jude’s girlfriend just because she is a “normal girl”

requested: yes, by anonymous: jude bellingham x gf reader (fc gracie abrams) where they’ve been together for years and she gets hated on by people on social media because shes a normal girl (she works at vogue spain because of real madrid) and people call her a gold digger ect social media au please.

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yourusername: just another day at work🤍

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username You ain’t one of the models love💀

username What does Jude see in her?!

username Such a gold digger😂

username So pretty!!💗

username How is Jude dating her?🤮

judebellingham ❤️ *yourusername liked this comment

username Not even bothered to reply back🙄

username Genuine question, what does Jude see in her?

username What’s with all this hate?! Just because she’s a normal girl with a normal job!!

username She’s literally only working for Vogue Spain as she lives there with Jude🙄

username You aren’t one of the models😂

username Gold diggerrr🤮

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username Such a gold digger💀

username Why is Jude with you, seriously!!

username Just a normal girl, while he’s a footballer🙄

username Don’t listen to the hate Y/N, there’s many fans who love you as you make Jude happy!!💗 *yourusername liked this message

username Ughh just leave Jude alone!!

username He doesn’t deserve you😂

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yourusername: life lately💗

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username Jude doesn’t deserve you!!!

username Going to go after Jobe when Jude dumps your ass?😂😂

username such a gold digger💀

username All this hate is so stupid, leave the girl alone!!

jobebellingham 🤩

yourusername lil broo❤️

username You ain’t a model love😭

username Jude needs to dump youuu

username Don’t listen to the hate Y/N!!🤍

judebellingham babyy❤️

yourusername I love uuu❤️

username Such a cute couple, fans need to stop all this hate!!!

username Jude doesn’t deserve youuu!!🤮

username Just leave him alone🙄

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judebellingham: It’s awful to see what many people have been saying about someone you love and means a lot to you, just because they have a “normal job”, Y/N is someone that has worked hard to get the job she has, we got together after she started to work for Vogue Spain, it had nothing to do with me and she did it all on her own. Y/N means so much to me and all this hate has just gone out of hand and it’s not just unacceptable, you aren’t one of my fans who have been leaving awful comments this past few days. Myself & Y/N are going to take some time off social media for a bit, all I ask is just for you all to be kind and respectful and I’ll see you all soon🤍

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username We love you Y/N!!❤️

username Y/N is such a lovely person, it was awful to see all those comments..

username You know you’ve gone too far when Jude posts something..

username Y/N & Jude are so cute!!!💗

vinijr No hating on my little sis🤍

camavinga She’s prefers me actually :)

k.mbappe Nah, she’s my little sis!

judebellingham and she’s my gf so I win😊

username Awhh, all the boys🥹

username How can anyone hate on Y/N?!

username I love the friendship she has with the boys!!

trentarnold66 Come visit bro, I wanna see my sis!

yourusername brb just buying a ticket to Liverpool :)

judebellingham I’m here too?

username Haha Trent & Y/N😂

username I love how everyone thinks her has a little sister!!🥹

yourusername I love you❤️

judebellingham I love you more❤️

username Cutest couple!!

username I will fight someone who says anything bad to Y/N!!

[eclipsxntice]

apart from this, gotta admit, the album is actually. quite. good. made me emotional too. guess this song is the exception.

listened to this for the first time and I'm thinking about how hetero music made by men & women shitting on their exes more or less unites them in their hatred of women.

men making music about their ex who's moving on: talking about how said ex is a bitch, hoe, etc.

women making music about their ex who's moving on: your new girl can't compare to me cause she's stupid, a bimbo etc.

it's 2024 i thought we were past this honestly.

note: gracie somewhat acknowledges it in this song by admitting she's not cool enough to be chill about it. Also says he's "just another dude". But the overall tone of the song for someone who doesn't know the context of the song, album etc is just mostly that of slander.

While I realise that immaturity and complex emotions are a part of grieving, I hope these songs are acknowledged as such and not anthems for newly single people to hate on their exes' significant others.

[brb-on-a-quest]

you’re a leaf green to me ✨

this is a gorgeous picture and probs the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

[cygnusdoesthings]

Case File 081: The Unmasking of the Aussie Anon

(Catalogue by Det. C. DoesThings)

Case Description:

On July 12th, 2024, 0108 (AEST), CygnusDoesThings received a message from an anonymous asker, claiming that they were Australian. CygnusDoesThings then proceeded to try to figure out the identity of this Australian Anon- often shortened to Aussie Anon.

From there, multiple people have joined the case as we have investigated.

This is a long post. You have been warned. It may be a little overwhelming. I will reblog this post with status updates.

Investigators:

@cygnusdoesthings (Codename: Cyg or Cygnus) as Lead Detective

@igotthisaccountunderduress (Codename: Iggy or Rosie) as Assistant Detective

@quotidian-oblivion (Codename: Quo or Quotidian) as Lead Investigator, Organizer, and Catering

Involved Suspects and Identities being Interrogated;

@brb-on-a-quest (Codename: Birb) as scribe,

@walkthruthewords (Codename unknown) as Birb's Mutual (Adjacent Role: Lawyer)

@gracefulchristiangirl (Codename: Gracie) as informant.

Jury Members (If you wish to not be involved, feel free to message me and let me know!)

@auroraofthesun1 (Codename: Aurora)

@book-girl4eva (Codename: Bea)

@thomasstaples (Codename: Thomas)

@myfairkatiecat (Codename: Katie)

Suspects Ruled Out (or not): (unless proven guilty)

Katadastical (Australian, Cyg's Mutual) (i think i got a message from her or smth, not her)

dsabian (They/Them). Has been following along most posts. Just I think likes observing (tags).

MispeltNostoglia (Australian, Cyg's Mutual) (Lack of Activity)

Iggy (Being Canadian) (And this)

foursixtwonineoh-pieces-of-lego (Evie) (Fitting Criteria)

ah0yh0y (Fitting Criteria) (Denial)

ko1e (Mutual, Australian) (Hasn't done Anything on Tumblr. Like. At All)

its-stairs-time (Stairs) (Aussie Quo Mutual) (Unlikely)

the-echos-error (Echo) (Aussie Quo Mutual) (Unlikely)

foineswoine (Pigeon) (Aussie Quo Mutual) (Unlikely)

godsenther (hasn't responded lmao)

brb-on-a-quest (Birb) (Still a Major Player) (but unlikely to be culprit)

gracefulchristiangirl (Gracie) (Still a major player)

periwinkle-the-11th (Codename: Peri). Has been following along, and has been online at the exact times of the anon asks. I have not yet pulled her into this investigation, but it is worth keeping an eye on her. (American.)

Assistants: N/A.

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Anon Asks so Far

Original. The catalyst. If you want to see how this all happened, this is a good place to start.

Unrelated (Anon 2). Thank you for the well-wishes.

Mysterious Anon Maybe That I'm Just Realising Probably Was The Red Herring. Birb sent a reblog that outlined that we missed a red herring. My theory is that we missed this.

Anon Mentioning The Involvement of Gracie. This is... Incredibly suspicious. Gracie has inserted herself into this case (btw i totally do not mind, we have fun here), and has brought to our attention.. several other suspects.

Gracie In Disguise (Evidence: here)

Matching Fish Posting: Birb, Quo, Cyg, Walking. Fishy Anon is not innocent; but also not necessarily Aussie Anon. We need to find out who they are. (I'm pretty sure it's Gracie.)

Informant, possible code anon. Focusing on the capital letters. Code yet to be deciphered.

(right in front of you) (Binary Anon)

Series of asks, from an unknown (presumably) The Original Aussie.

Series of asks from the original Aussie Anon. Focusing on the capital letters. Code yet to be deciphered. Knows my status on discord. Possible leak.

1 (Do people lie on the internet?)

2 (A Fan of Fans)

3 (Well-Wishes from An Anon)

4 (Akabura Western Hats)

5 (Straight Shootin’)

6 (Are Hints the Norm?)

7 (a swing and a miss.)

15th July, 2024 asks:

1 (Along the Way)

2 (Still Figuring it Out?)

3 (Blind)

Binary Anon and Binary Anon Poem

Jury Anon

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Suspects:

Birb. Sent by someone to give us a red herring. Who sent (i dont know what your pronouns are) Birb? They at least have possibly connections to whoever sent the message, and we would love to know who did, under what circumstances, and, most of all, how to contact them.

Update: Birb is the Red Herring Anon, and the Sending Information anon, but not the Aussie Anon. Evidence.

walkthruthewords. A mootal lawyer. Is kept in the loop, but seems.. suspicious. Met with cooperation, but passed the blame to Gracie.

Update: Involvement as an mooterny only.

Gracie. Possible ally. Will need to interrogate further regarding fishy anon asks and the ask about who she tagged. But.. very suspicious. Multiple people involved with the Innocence Ask have pointed to her, as well as the Fish Ask itself.

@godsenther. Has not yet responded. Aussie. Recently made a personal Tumblr account. Is in the server I posted updates to. Knows me on Discord. Can be cryptic as hell.

And one other.

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Current Process of Investigation (outlined by Quotidian):

interrogating birb about the details of the red herring

investigating the mutuals who are most likely to find cyg's post

Go through the notes of each of the unmasking posts and see who interacted and interrogate them

Try and lure kindly convince the anon to send another ask to one of us

Beg the Aussie anon to give us a hint

Drop to our knees and surrender ourselves to the nimbleness and cleverness of the Aussie anon

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Interrogation and Progresses

> Detective Thread 1: Process

> Detective Thread 2: Decoding

> Detective Thread 3: Anons and Identities

> Interrogation Room 1: Birb (With Walking as a mootual lawyer)

> Interrogation Room 2:

\The Final Confrontation:

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Anon Identities

Aussie Anon

Red Herring (And Fishy#3) Anon - @brb-on-a-quest

Advice Anon @mayamohini

Fishy Anon- @gracefulchristiangirl

Fishy Anon #2 (Possibly also the Jury Anon) -

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Last Updated: 15th of July, 2024, 6:55pm AEST, by Det. C. DoesThings.

(Thanks for joining the fun. If you want to clarify things, I'm CygnusDoesThings on most platforms, but Discord is the easiest way to reach me.)

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CLASSIFIED ADDENDUM FOR CYGNUS ‘ONLY’

> One: Suspicions of my Teammates. (~1pm, July 14th, 2024 AEST)

> Two: Clear of Suspicions & A New Suspect. (~5pm, July 14th, 2024 AEST)

> Three: Thought Process and Private Journal (6:40pm, July 15th, 2024 AEST)

[myfairkatiecat]

GRACIE IS LOVE GRACIE IS LIFE SHE IS AMAZING

SHOOT I DIDN’T PUT OUT FOOD OR WATER FOR MY BABY

anon, Gracie owes you many thanks, I’m gonna call my neighbors brb

[girlthativealwaysbeen]

babe i think ylm and for real this time by gracie have more common than i miss you i'm sorry

i haven't listened to that omg brb

[lcndonboysstuff]

given that he seems to be dating Gracie Abrams, you are more likely to see him with someone else atp 😬

BRB, deleting all social media for if/when this happens. Joe is just living his life and keeps getting pulled into shit for no fault of his own and I’m so sick of it.

travis/taylor gracie/paul double date🤪

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

IF YOU SET UP A TRAGIC NARRATIVE FOR YOURSELF WITHOUT A RIGHTEOUS PURPOSE THEN YOU WORK FOR NAUGHT. YOU SAY YOU'RE SET UP A TRAGIC NARRATIVE BUT YOU'RE JUST SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR FAILURE. IS THE TRAGEDY FOR LOVE? IS THE TRAGEDY FOR TRUTH? IS IT FOR LOVE? IS IT FOR LOVE? IF YOU TOOK UP SMOKING I'D BLOW THE SMOKE AWAY. YOU DON'T NEED TO SET YOURSELF ON FIRE JUST TO BE SEEN. IS IT FOR LOVE OR IS IT FOR FLAME? WHAT THEN? WHAT IF THE TURNING POINT FROM TRAGEDY IS THE POINT THAT MATTERS MOST? WHAT IF I LOVED YOU ENOUGH I CHANGED THE COURSE OF YOUR ENTIRE NARRATIVE? WHAT IF THAT WAS FOR LOVE? WHAT IF I LOVED YOU ENOUGH I UNDOOMED YOU?

beefing with Gracie @imissthembutitwasntadisaster over her own tragic Narrative. gonna write a poem about it.

[pedrospatch]

BRB, just thinking about how Joel is gonna handle having to protect Ellie, Reader, and Gracie as they travel across the country. Man’s might have a literal heart attack

Having Gracie along with them is definitely going to…complicate things to say the least 🥺

he really is gonna go through it tho

[placeinthisworld]

the possibility of Gracie being nominated at the 2024 Grammys brb crying @gracieabrams

[heartsbreaking]

"no need to snoop, i think i have some in my gym bag." or at least she should, she tried to keep some in there along with her bandaids and blister pads. gracie set her coffee down and went to grab her car keys. she wasn't particularly interested in snooping through bob's cabinet and turning a label wrong or finding something she didn't want to see.

she leaned up and kissed mickey on the cheek, before heading towards the door. "brb!" she headed towards the door, shutting it quietly behind her. she knew mickey would let her back in when she came back.

It's the sort of decision Mickey should probably take some time consider. A few days, a week - really sit through and plan out such a major change. But, well. Mickey is not a planner. He wants to move in with Gracie. There isn't much else to consider.

"Yeah," he says with a nod, a wide grin taking over his features. "That sounds wonderful." Then he frowns slightly. "Uh, can you snoop in Bob's bathroom for some ibuprofen or something? I normally have no problem being nosey, but uh, I would really like for your brother to like me after this, so."

[brb-on-a-quest]

Day Ten!

if you woke up tommorow with magical powers, and had them for 24 hours, what would they be, and what would you do with it?

what is one quote/proverb/saying/whatever that you strongly disagree with (and why), and one that you strongly agree with (and why)?

if you woke up tommorow with magical powers, and had them for 24 hours, what would they be, and what would you do with it?

I've thought about this a fair amount. My first initial thoughts were mind reading (in reality I'd hate that because either all my anxieties would be immediately reassured or I'd get so much worse instantly). I'd also like the ability to just communicate 100% goodly whether it be in my language or not but as of rn its not really practical.

soooooooooooooooo i'm picking teleportation. And then I'm going to call off sick from work. And then I'm going to *poof* in a puff of smoke. And I'm going to show up at your house, dear person reading this. And we're going to go on an adventure. Anywhere in time and in space, where would you want to go?

(line break here because vibes honestly)

what is one quote/proverb/saying/whatever that you strongly disagree with (and why), and one that you strongly agree with (and why)?

"A leopard can't change it's spots" -> this expression talks about how we can't change our inherent nature. To an extent, this is true. No matter how far and how fast technology advances, I am never going to sprout more human arms to hug moots with because that would (very unfortunately) be contrary to my birb nature. However, and this may just be an example of the circles I grew up with but this phrase kind of got used to reinforce stereotypes and particular qualities of a person. Think: lazy, stupid, helpful, mature, nurturing, entrepreneurial, addicted, whatever. And to be cliché, I don't think three-dimensional people can be stuck with one-word labels and further more, I think those labels can change (charcter growth or character bastardization). We notice change in ourselves all the time. (i'm wiser than I was last year, I'm more patient since I've started doing x, y, z) and we know we can change (some things, know your own physical, mental, limits) about our situations and our labels if we put in some kind of effort to change. I've been trying to unteach myself this mindset for a looooooooong time. It's slow going. It's especially hard when people who giveth immediate red flags walk into any room at any given time but yk we're learning. They may be red now, but we pray for their (hopefully very swift) dye to like maybe a orange, or even a yellow. They will not always be red flags.

"A journey of a 1000 miles begins with a single step" or, shorterned "BEBE STEPPE" has saved my existence a couple of times. I get overwhelmed by many tasks on the to-do list. especially when they're high-value tasks like "be at work for 9 hours" or "spend X amount of time doing school research" or "Don't forget to do these chores or face The Consequences of Your Actions." It's never fun. But Baby steps allows me to take the initiative in starting just one thing. Just one. the other tasks don't matter until i have to do them. and then sometimes if it's a good day, it all spirals up until i am productive. its very useful.