#brb violently sobbing

[bingewatching-d20brainrot]

This absolutely breaks my fucking heart 💔

(Misfits and Magic, episode 4)

[mydairpercabeth]

just saw the most heartbreaking annabeth take from ep 3

[ageofwagner]

what if i cried

- Greatest Guitar Solo of the 21st Century guitarist, Jake Kiszka

[tending-the-hearth]

my favorite full-page illustrations from the stranger things/tmnt crossover comic:

the tmnt and the party

mike, will, and lucas being the most badass kids

raph 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

dustin being The Little Shit to stockman while raph and donnie Loom

raph 😭😭😭 and el 😭😭😭 they’re siblings your honor 😭😭😭 (my favorite moment to no one’s surprise)

@queen-with-the-quill @maddys-nerd-blog

[opikiquu]

im going to be so annoying all week

[r3m-ster]

*points at blahaj* and this one is filled with my tears

[cattypillarcatastrophe]

i’ve recently come to the realization that toriel will outlive every mortal she knows unless she’s killed by something and i will never be the same again

[ravensmadreads]

What is up with all the Hotch writers?? Guys?? Why are all of you simultaneously churning out the most heart ripping angst?? I am smol and weak and holding my poor traumatised blorbo- STOP HURTING HIM

[philzokman]

TJWKSKFHWJSS FUKUZAWA. AND. RANPO. UTEJKDJJWN INTERACTIONS JDJWKS

[yurigalactica]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

don’t you ever read a piece of fanfiction so good you just

[strainedgeek]

Fucking hell, I can't believe it's 3 AM

Scrolled through shitposts, jerked off to some amateur porn, ate a snack, so hopefully I'll finally be able to fucking sleep

I hate this shit

Man I even went out to buy shit at the pharmacy nearby bc I needed more soap

I am so tired. Why am I so awake

I would very much like to be unconscious for a few hours

Like. Uh. *checks watch idk" Six Hours. I would Love to be Unconscious for the next Six hours

(I have to wake up at 9)

(I'm supposed to take my day meds at 9)

(my life is a joke)

(the porn was really fucking mild but I came so I don't fucking care)

[splendiferous-bitch]

why did i think watching past lives early this a.m. was a good idea

[lordperceval-16]

I Think There's Been A Glitch

Part 2 (part 1)

Thank you so much to everyone who's liked, commented and RB'd part 1. I never imagined people would enjoy it so much 🥹 I've been super busy with work lately but finally got around to finishing part 2 so hope you enjoy it!

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Daniel3.jpg: As per usual, Y/N doing all the work and Lando being a pain in her ass.

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Landonorris notice how you weren't helping AT ALL

Yourusername you're really not in a position to be throwing stones, you didn't do much either

Landonorris I hung the lights?? And the mistletoe??

Yourusername and that's all you did but you 👏did👏them👏so👏well👏

Mclarenfan these two are ridiculous but I love them so much

Y/N_stan the mistletoe??? Oh my god???? they're madly in love and nobody is gonna change my mind about it

Honeybadger3 Daniel definitely ships it I'm calling it now he's one of us.

Twitchquartet these two are like something out of a hallmark Christmas movie. I hope it ends like one

QueenY/N ikr??? And why is nobody talking about the MATCHING PYJAMAS?????

Landonorris

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Landonorris: Y/N: "I'm gonna kick your ass"

Also Y/N: has to he held at all times so she doesn't bust her ass

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Yourusername that is slander. Lies. Vicious rumours. It was YOU who had to be held up

Maxfewtrell @landonorris you've been exposed in 4k

Landonorris why is everyone ganging up on me we ALL know the truth

Y/nstan_1 oh my god???? They're...holding hands??? What in the lukewarm launch is this???

Livelaughlando lukewarm launch I can't 💀🤣

Danielriccardo 👀👫

Y/nLandoStan not Daniel creeping in the comments with the rest of us

Ricrodeo1 oh he has EXPOSED THEM fr

Carlando DANIEL WHAT? 👀💀

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Yourusername: T-4 days to the best day of the year (yes, Lando made a complete mess making cupcakes are we even surprised)

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Landosgirl oh they're sick for this because what are we supposed to think? That they're NOT in love???

Queen_Y/N ikr??? I mean the way she LOOKS at him I am violently ill

Lando_Y/N brb just going to lay down and sob because how do I find someone who looks at me the way Y/N looks at Lando

Scuderia_Stan Relatable af

Maxfewtrell be honest @yourusername you made those cupcakes, he just posed for the picture

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Landonorris stop lying in the comments.

Yourusername 🤨🤨🤨

Landonorris oh don't you start you almost put in salt instead of sugar

Yourusername stop inventing 🤫

Landostan I love how Lando gets consistently roasted by his friends in the comments every damn time this man gets away with nothing.

Carlando not Y/N quoting Carlos AND roasting Lando at the same time oh she's too good😂

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[fromthepinnacle2thepit]

@gggoldfinch thought you might also appreciate this

I don't know who needs to hear this right now but

That fictional old man does love you

He has such a soft spot in his heart for you

[foccaccia]

i like the Hunger Games a lot but im always gonna be a little bitter it took off when her Underland Chronicles never did. those books were so good and so fucked up. snippets of spoilers for a 20 year old book series for middle schoolers ahead:

cockroaches the size of horses who talk and are actually super chill and great babysitters for human toddlers. these books are the only reason i dont have nightmares about cockroaches anymore

cannibalism happens a lot. at one point a rat the size of a bison says "man go ahead and eat your dead friend, we wont judge" to a spider, who then proceeds to eat her dead friend. everyone but the rat judges.

another rat, who is still relatively a baby, is found later eating his babysitter's liver in an attempt to hide the body.

dude, pandoras death was so fucked up. "wow an island! im starving im gonna have a snack. brb guys" flies a little bit over, is immediately devoured in seconds by bugs and her skeleton crashes into the jungle below

plague book! humans try to commit genocide and blame it on bugs

hey. hey eleven year old. kill this tiny baby screaming for his mother. he sounds just like your baby sister you think just died horribly. kill this baby with a sword. you didnt? you didnt kill a sobbing baby who watched his mother die? we're putting you on trial for treason and will execute you

baby rat gone insane, now 15' tall and leading an army, ripping the head off of his friend/gaslighter, immediately heartbreakingly asking where she went, and then finding the head and accusing a twelve year old boy of doing it

dude gregor is eleven and in the first book willingly leaps off a cliff to his death (despite it being his worst fear) in the hopes itll stop his two year old sister boots from being graphically torn apart and eaten, like he has seen happen to others

thalia's death. they dont just kill unnamed children (they do absolutely kill a lot of unnamed babies onscreen) they also kill beloved named children

"the fireflies had to gnaw ares' claw off of his corpse bc you wouldnt let go of your friends claw. its been almost three weeks and the viscera has dried and glued it to your grip. we cant get it off without breaking your finger. you gotta let go of your friends corpse, twelve year old boy"

twitchtip.

forcing the twelve year old into a prophesied battle where he will die, and making him dissociate so hard for months he blankly allows others to make him cause/be complicit in war crimes

HAHA HEY THE SAPIENT, INTELLIGENT MICE DYING BY THE HUNDREDS SUFFOCATING ON POISON GAS WHILE A TODDLER SINGS A NURSERY SONG ABOUT THE MICE DYING.

the six year old boy losing literally everyone hes ever known and cared for over and over again

just so much violent gore and death for middle schoolers, man. i love it.

hey that was objectively a good and well done ending. and i also loved it. but "hey gregor my husband was in the war. he had ptsd that will never go away just like you" hey hes twelve :( someone help him

prim's death in the hunger games has nothing on the shit collins pulled in the underland chronicles this is like a tiny chunk please read them

[doll3tt33]

my days been ruined , have you seen Evan and his new girlfriend at coachwlla because I’m SOBBING they made out DURING THE LANA SETLIST I feel violent like ..... I’m happy for him but EVAN COME BACK THE KIDS (my kuromi teddies ) MISS YOU 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

MY CHAKRAS ARE UNALIGNED AND MY VIBRATIONS ARE OFF. IM FEELING VIOLENTLY ILL AS WELL.

And the fact it’s literally the first thing my crusty ass saw in the morning on insta- BYE

But yeah brb I’m getting myself an evan peters dupe to cope