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world's bravest crab
#Like#these ladies have been all but swallowing them for that strip of salmon bacon he's defending#and yet he charges#braver than the marines#shitpost#meme#crab#crustacean#hexanchus griseus#bluntnose sixgill shark#red rock crab#cancer productus#shark
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jaehyun asking "isn't there an 03 member in your team?" to sohee oh my jaw was dropped
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me when spider-man love interests
#braver than the marines#all of them#peter i love you but my god#mary-jane watson#michelle jones#mj watson#gwen stacy#felicia hardy#black cat#marvel#mcu
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So I had to ask my (British, Catholic) fiancé about that "Little Donkey" song &"Assembly Bangers" more broadly. The phrase "your people" was bandied about liberally (i.e. "While your people start the day with your flag and nationalism cult, we sing hymns"; "Why do your people like disco tracks so much?") He has now found a whole album of Assembly Bangers and is delirious with joy. He also said that before I move to the UK this fall this is required listening to understanding "your new home"...
he's right. assembly bangers [and their choral equivalent, anglican bangers - which even those of us disinclined to hand it to the prods have to admit generally slap] are the backbone of the nation.
i hope in particular that he intends to introduce you to the height of festive culture - attending carol services [and, for those of us of the roman persuasion, midnight mass] while drunk out of your mind.
there's nothing like bellowing MILD HE LAYS HIS GLORY BY, BORN THAT MAN NO MORE MAY DIE [lord voldemort's fave carol spotted] at the top of your lungs after six-or-so pints.
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whoever is moderating the comments on this post needs a raise
#just imagining them refreshing the page for the hundredth time as a bead of sweat rolls down their forehead#braver than the marines#also happy birthday LND ????#love never dies#andrew lloyd webber
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the big brother social media manager clocking in knowing every post they make is about to be a war zone 🫡😭
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Is your boop thing at max yet my finger hurt ):
lmao it is close enough where i can launder my own boops from here on out thanks for your service o7
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Reading the article, I thought Scott's wife was not mentioned as the first partner because there was no hook for that in the article, unlike the part about the ability of two same-sex skaters to convey feelings like passion, love, etc. to the audience even though there is nothing between them. And here's the hook to reiterate that S&T did it and they were so good that even when they claimed that there was nothing between them people didn't believe it and for this they blamed poor and holy Jax.
RIGHT? HAHAH poor jax god forbid she gets her comeuppance
#literally whoever went up to her at like loblaws just to say that#is my hero#braver than the marines#etc.
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GUYS PLEASE READ THIS THREAD ONE PERSONS DECENT THROUGH THE 5 STAGES OF GRIEF IN REAL TIME
just read the worst analysis of my LIFE now its time to finally sit down and watch the worst ADAPTATION ive ever heard of to further ruin my life xoxo stay tune (Life, although it may only be an accumulation of anguish, is dear to me―)
#“ok I think it’s calming down now#fucking sending me#they’re doing a service to the community#braver than the marines#Frankenstein
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Andrew has had the same conversation like five times
#Happy prid(e mo)nth!!#I was just thinking about Andrew having to take off his piercings awkwardly every time before training#And having to stick band aids over all the fresh ones#The things he does for his hot emo vibe#Braver than most marines#Aftg#andrew minyard#kevin day#Neil josten#all for the game#the foxhole court#my art#Also Neil does not know who hello kitty is what a clown
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I don’t believe that “iPhone face” is real per se but the sameification of faces across Hollywood in a way that wasn’t medically possible even just 25 years ago very much is
#anyway everyone in Hollywood with a big or busted nose who has never gotten rhinoplasty is braver than the marines#same with full cosmetic veneers#I’m so serious I cannot imagine the amount of pressure someone must feel to ‘’conform’’ like that
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Megumi’s face in this panel fucking kills me, that’s the face of a gay man who did not ask to be the romantic pursuit of the straightest woman in the entire manga, this was basically the exact opposite of the “oh so it’s like that” scene with his “no not in that way”
#if they became canon I would have complained about it to the ends of the earth#sasunaru fans how do you do it you’re braver than any us marine for their het marriages#jjk 270#jjk#jjk spoilers#jinx talks
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oh FUCK YEAH BABY WOOOOOOOO
OMG OMG OKAY HEAR ME OUT. ghostface ethan edging reader after reader receives a phone call from him…!!?!?!?!!!
[ 𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 ੈ✩‧₊˚ ]
pairing .: ethan landry x reader
genre .: suggestive content
word count .: 2k
warnings .: smut-ish (minors dni.), contains scream XI spoilers! scream plotline, threatening, mentions of a knife, soooo unedited, kissing, lingering touches, dry humping
author's note .: maybe planning on making another part to this <3 i have no idea if this is what was actually requested, but i had a lot of fun writing this! took a massive break from writing and i think i’m back, this is probably very ooc and might make no sense but i have zero experience writing thriller things like this idk. dialogue was used from the 1995 (or 7) scream movie. accepting constructive criticism, reblogs are appreciated.
© casiia 2023 DO NOT REPOST OR PLAGIARIZE MY WORK
“hey, pretty girl.”
pulling the phone away from your ear confused, you checked your screen to see who was on the other line, frowning slightly when you saw no contact.
“who is this?” setting the home phone back on it’s stand, you let the call ring out on speaker, turning your attention back to the stove.
“there’s no fun in telling you who i am just yet, why don’t you answer a few of my questions first.”
rolling your eyes, you shook the pot once more before turning to lean against the counter, the buttery smell of popcorn filling your nose. “why should i do that?” speaking over the loud crackles and pops coming from the fire, you moved around the island to grab a bowl.
“it’ll be fun. so tell me, what’s your favorite scary movie?”
“hm, i don’t know.” pouring the yellow kernels into the large bowl, you popped a few pieces into your mouth with a satisfied hum. grabbing the phone and turning it off speaker, you pressed it between your ear and shoulder, balancing the device steadily. “maybe, halloween? think that’s the one where that guy stalks the babysitters.”
“you think it was scary?”
“i guess, anyways. tell me who you are now.” ungraciously falling onto the couch, you picked at the pieces of popcorn that had fallen into your lap, licking your lips with a smile as a salty taste covered your tastebuds.
“can’t do that princess, haven’t finished asking my questions.”
“then hurry up and ask them already.” annoyance showing on your face, you reached across the many throw pillows and grabbed the remote — clicking through the channels with disinterest, before going to browse your downloaded pick of scary movies.
“you got a boyfriend?”
eyebrows raising in shock, you stilled with a quiet laugh. “why, wanna ask me out on a date or what.” you teased the person on the other line, shifting in your seat as you began to ponder who you were really talking to.
“we’ll see, do you have a boyfriend?”
“no.” placing the overflowing bowl of popcorn on the coffee table, you stood to make way to your room, keeping the chunky phone against your ear.
“that’s a shame, such a pretty one you are.”
biting back a smile, you switched the light to your room on; bending down to open your drawer of pajamas, you tossed an oversized shirt onto your neatly made bed. “you gonna be this charming to me when i find out who you are?”
“maybe.”
“got anymore questions for me, or can i start guessing who this is.” unbuttoning your jeans, you kicked the pair of uncomfortable pants off . turning the speaker back on, you tossed the phone onto your pillow, pulling your tank top up and over your head before slipping on the big shirt.
“go ahead, you’re giving me such a good show.”
“what are you talking about?” picking up the dirty clothes that you had left stranded on your floor, you walked into your connecting bathroom, putting the clothes in your dirty hamper.
“hm, that’s a nice shirt you’re wearing. where did you get it?”
eyes widening in surprise, you slowly turned back into your bedroom, your knuckles white as you gripped onto the phone. “can you see me?”
“ah what a good girl! putting her brain to some use.”
“if you can really see me, how many fingers am i holding up?” walking up to your window, you peered outside trying to get a good look. sticking out your middle finger, you squinted as you stared into your dark backyard, trying to piece together unfamiliar shadows.
“funny, one.”
“shit.” shutting your blinds in hurry, you stumbled out of your room, quickly heading back downstairs. “who is this, jason?”
“from econ? no.”
“you better leave me alone, my boyfriend is coming over soon.” closing the blinds to your backdoor, you shuffled into your kitchen, grabbing a large knife. “he’s strong, s-so get out of here!”
“i thought you said you didn’t have a boyfriend?”
“w-well i lied!” locking your front door, you turned down all the lights, curling into a corner, knife in hand. your breath was ragged, eyes darting from place to place in worry. “tell me who you are before i call the police.”
“quit being such a brat, the fun isn’t over just yet.”
chewing on your lip, tears lined your waterline as fear overtook you. anxiety creeping up your throat with every shallow breath you took. “this isn’t funny.” you flinched at the loud noise emitting from the buzzing device, a staticy and robotic laugh filling the eerily quiet apartment.
“you look so cute with that knife. what’re you gonna do, stab me?”
“show yourself, you coward!” standing from the hardwood floor, you paced around the kitchen, blinking away any tears that threatened to spill down your pink cheeks. frustration and anger burning in your chest, when the anonymous caller laughed again.
“careful what you wish for.”
a loud ringing echoes from the phone as the call ends, the wind whistling against the windows has you whipping your head to each sudden noise. pressing yourself up against the wall, the knife that you held a safe distance away from you.
“where are you, motherfucker.” your voice just barely above a whisper, you jumped at the sound of your doorknob rattling – a fist loudly knocking against the wood of your door. “go away! i’ll kill you.”
“baby? hey, what’s going on it’s just me.”
“ethan?” letting the knife drop to the marble of your kitchen countertop, you winced at the loud clang. running to your front door, you stood on the tip of your toes, peering through the peak hole to see your boyfriend awkwardly standing in front of you. twisting the lock, you threw the door open before jumping into his arms.
“what’s wrong? did you forget i was coming or something?” pressing a quick kiss to your cheek, he circles his arms around your waist with a hesitant laugh.
“no- no. this guy just prank called me, i was so scared.” pressing your face into his shoulder, you gripped onto his coat, muffled sobs racking from your chest. “he saw me, ethan.”
“no, pretty, don't cry. i’m sure it was just some sick joke.” gently pulling you away from his tearstained coat, he cradled your face in the palm of his hand; wiping your wet cheeks, he pressed a light kiss in between your brows. “relax, no one’s gonna hurt you as long as i’m here.”
“can you stay the night?” leaning into his touch, you wrapped your arms around his neck pulling him closer to you. “don’t think i can sleep without you.” twirling his thick brown hair between your fingers, you sighed heavily, relaxing in his embrace.
“of course, i was planning on it anyway.” adjusting the bag on his shoulder, he squeezed your hip once nudging you inside your apartment. “don’t want these creeps lookin at you, especially without pants.”
shaking your head with a smile, you wiped your remaining tears with the back of your hand, sniffling quietly and shuffling back inside. “lock it, please.” grabbing his bag, you tossed it onto the sofa, the sound of a lock clicking easing your shoulders.
“you were really scared, huh.” ethan laughs at the abandon knife on the counter, picking it up and putting it back with the other collection of cooking knives.
“i was, that was the creepiest interaction i’ve ever had.” dragging your hands down your face with a huff, you walked over to your boyfriend, wrapping your arms around his torso and pressing your face into his back. “y’should jus’ move in with me.” your words muffled, you felt his chest rise and fall with another laugh.
“i was the one that made that request, i’d rather live with you than chad.” he loosened your arms around him, dragging you around his body so you were caged between him and the counter. “i am really sorry you had to go through that, did you call the police?”
“no, i think there are worse things to worry about. it was just some silly call.” rubbing your arms nervously, you took a deep breath, reassuring yourself of any crazy thoughts. “i don’t want to talk about it anymore, how was your day?” pulling yourself up on the countertop, you shuddered lightly when your bare skin met with the cool marble.
“uninteresting, just caught up in some classes, i missed you a lot.” moving in between your legs, he dragged his fingers against your thigh, teasing the hem of your shirt higher up your leg. “is this mine? i’ve been looking for it.” inching his hand up your shirt, he squeezed your hip, his thumb trailing along the lace of your panties.
“mhm, it’s comfortable. didn’t think you’d miss it much.” sinking your teeth into your bottom lip, you placed your hands on his chest, drawing little circles into his shirt. looking up at him through your lashes, you licked your lips, your fingers settling at the base of his neck. “ethan…”
“what is it, baby.” bringing his other hand up to your cheek, he tucked a strand of hair behind your ear. “want me to stop?” moving to retract his hand that found it’s way under your shirt, he looked down at you with worried eyes, scared that he had read the room wrong.
“no! no. i want you, ethan.” grabbing his wrist, you bring his large hands back to your body, leaning forward to press a sweet kiss to his collarbone. “do you— do you want me?” guiding his hands under your shirt, you whined softly, his cold fingers grazing your stomach.
“oh fuck.” mumbling under his breath, he pressed his lips to your forehead, glancing down at your exposed panties; pretty and pink, decorated with a white lace, a small bow stitched right in the center.
“gonna answer my question?” trailing along the seam of his belt, you played with the hem of his shirt, your lips lingering on his skin with every word you mumbled.
“i do, baby. let me make you feel good.” rubbing up and down your sides with a light chuckle, he gently patted your waist. “you deserve it, such a good girl.”
tugging at the collar of his thick coat, you pressed your soft lips to his with a happy hum, your fingers entangling in his curly brunette hair. swiping your tongue against his bottom lip, you brought your hand up to cup his jaw, pulling him impossibly closer to you.
ethan grinned against your lips, snaking his arm around your waist to grind his clothed crotch against your damp panties. “s’wet for me, haven’t even done anything to you yet.”
gasping into his mouth at the roll of his hips, you squeezed your thighs around his waist yearning for more. “please, ethan.” your words blurred together as you continued to kiss him – you tugged lightly on his hair with a mewl, the bulge showing in his jeans nudging your clit.
“so needy, can’t wait–”
a deafening ring cuts him off, his phone softly buzzing in the pocket of his jacket. letting your hands fall from his hair and atop of his shoulders, you shook your head with concern. “ethan, no.”
“relax, i bet it’s just chad.” giving your thigh a reassuring squeeze, he reaches into his pocket, pulling out the red phone. tilting his screen, he showed you the number on the screen, one that he had not previously saved. “recognize it?”
“no, i wasn’t shown a number.” anxiously playing with your fingers, you kept your eyes glued to the vibrating phone. “put it on speaker.”
nodding at your request, you watched him accept the call, letting it play out loud. “who is this?”
“hello, ethan. what’s your favorite scary movie?”
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#cassia <3#im frothing#thank you for the ethan landry content <3#braver than the marines#frankie’s reading list#frankies podcast (´。• ᵕ •。`) ♡
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give us lui3 teehee💥💥
Of course anything for you guys, Lui3 my beloved
#smg4 smg3#smg4 luigi#lui3#luigi x smg3#Mango art#mangos mystery ask box#Will always talk about how strong Lui3 shippers are because it's true. Braver than any marine I stg
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absolutely love ur dealer design ough i wanna give them a little smooch on tha cheek (if theyre ok with that of course) /lh
truly i can draw anything
#buckshot roulette#buckshot roulette dealer#dealer buckshot roulette#the dealer#buckshot roueltte fanart#doodle post#ask post#thank u for giving me an excuse to indulge lol#on that note ilu selfshippers u are braver than any marine let alone me
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