#braver than the marines

[unofficial-sean]

world's bravest crab

[taroddori]

jaehyun asking "isn't there an 03 member in your team?" to sohee oh my jaw was dropped

[saintsenara]

So I had to ask my (British, Catholic) fiancé about that "Little Donkey" song &"Assembly Bangers" more broadly. The phrase "your people" was bandied about liberally (i.e. "While your people start the day with your flag and nationalism cult, we sing hymns"; "Why do your people like disco tracks so much?") He has now found a whole album of Assembly Bangers and is delirious with joy. He also said that before I move to the UK this fall this is required listening to understanding "your new home"...

he's right. assembly bangers [and their choral equivalent, anglican bangers - which even those of us disinclined to hand it to the prods have to admit generally slap] are the backbone of the nation.

i hope in particular that he intends to introduce you to the height of festive culture - attending carol services [and, for those of us of the roman persuasion, midnight mass] while drunk out of your mind.

there's nothing like bellowing MILD HE LAYS HIS GLORY BY, BORN THAT MAN NO MORE MAY DIE [lord voldemort's fave carol spotted] at the top of your lungs after six-or-so pints.

[opera-ghost]

whoever is moderating the comments on this post needs a raise

[spider-swift]

me when spider-man love interests

[anxiously-kk]

the big brother social media manager clocking in knowing every post they make is about to be a war zone 🫡😭

[me-her-and-la-lune]

Is your boop thing at max yet my finger hurt ):

lmao it is close enough where i can launder my own boops from here on out thanks for your service o7

[spookysquirrels]

You know im thinking about that one guy who wrote to Bruce Campbell saying he should do more shirtless scenes.

What an Icon 💕

[inkstained-wretch]

Reading the article, I thought Scott's wife was not mentioned as the first partner because there was no hook for that in the article, unlike the part about the ability of two same-sex skaters to convey feelings like passion, love, etc. to the audience even though there is nothing between them. And here's the hook to reiterate that S&T did it and they were so good that even when they claimed that there was nothing between them people didn't believe it and for this they blamed poor and holy Jax.

RIGHT? HAHAH poor jax god forbid she gets her comeuppance

[thekingofcrochet]

To all the trans men named Josh,

I salute thee

[qoslaw]

People will call you "brave" and then continue to contribute to your oppression.

[mylittleredgirl]

okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

[animentality]

[queerpyracy]

discovering the queer country scene has honestly been so healing because most queer musicians i've seen recommended for years i just couldn't really connect with because it wasn't the sort of music i listened to or had investment in and with queer country it's like. yes. this is the language i speak in. this is Fuck You, I Belong Here Too, not just as a queer person in the country but as a rural person among (sub)urban queers, and saying it with a laugh. when will my hometown take pride in me, goddamn it

[frankenstaning]

GUYS PLEASE READ THIS THREAD ONE PERSONS DECENT THROUGH THE 5 STAGES OF GRIEF IN REAL TIME

just read the worst analysis of my LIFE now its time to finally sit down and watch the worst ADAPTATION ive ever heard of to further ruin my life xoxo stay tune (Life, although it may only be an accumulation of anguish, is dear to me―)

[notacluedo]

Andrew has had the same conversation like five times