#brasskier answers asks

[brasskier]

You are definitely going to jail for tax evasion.

Why does everyone associate me with tax evasion? What part of my personality gives off white-collar crime vibes? Either way, I'm here for it

[major-trouble]

Name/nickname: Major

Gender: idk man I just work here

Sexuality: bi bi bi

Star sign: scorpio

Birthday: October 31st

Favorite bands: Royal Blood, The Beaches, USS, Tame Impala, Gorillaz, Tokyo Police Club (honestly, I could go on forever, these are just recent favs)

Favorite solo artists: billie eilish, Dan Mangan, Vance Joy, Bishop Briggs (also, just right now)

Song that’s currently stuck in my head: Saturday Sun by Vance Joy

Last movie: I put movies on in the background all the time when I’m doing something else, so the last movie I actually watched was National Treasure.

Last show: WandaVision

When I created this blog: I have no idea. 2015? Maybe?

Last thing I googled: Snow Removal services

Do I get asks: Sometimes! I love getting prompts but have been getting behind on answering them because Life and the Real World keep getting in the way.

Why did I chose this url: My grandfather used to call me Major Trouble. And MajorTrouble (without the hyphen) was originally a porn blog.

Average hours of sleep: between 0 and 10

Lucky numbers: 12

Instruments: (from most to least proficient) Marimba, drums, anything considered “auxiliary” percussion, bells, piano, trumpet, guitar, and I own a lute but I have not begun to teach myself yet.

What I’m wearing: Pajamas. No meetings today so I haven’t gotten dressed yet

Dream trip: Bermuda!!

Top 3 fictional universes I’d live in: to live in or write about? Because I’d live in the Star Trek universe hands down. But I love writing about The Witcher.

Tagged by: @brasskier​​ <3

Tagging: YOU! DO THE THING! The pic crew is so effing fun. GO DO IT RIGHT NOW!!

Made from here

Name/nickname: Jen/Jay/Gremlin

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Bisexual

Star sign: Gemini 😉

Birthday: June 13th

Favorite bands: The Longest Johns, Black Veil Brides, The High Kings, Dan + Shay, Boston, Journey, The Irish Descendants, Celtic Woman

Favorite solo artists: Chris Stapleton, Keith Urban, Mark Seibert, Shania Twain, Drew Sarich, Martina McBride

Song that’s currently stuck in my head: “Hey, Ho, Hey!” - Tanz der Vampire

Last movie: Sahara (2005)

Last show: Legacies (TVD spin-off)

When I created this blog: January 2020

Last thing I googled: The voice of young Simba in the Lion King

Do I get asks?: Yes, I’m just terrible at answering them at the moment

Why did I choose this URL?: Without the x’s, it means something like ‘Asshole Garden’ in Latin, and most of my muses are assholes.

Average hours of sleep: What the fuck is a sleep schedule?

Lucky numbers: 13 and 7

Instruments: my voice!

What I’m wearing: A black hoodie that says ‘Witch, please, I’m bihexual” with pink/purple/blue pentagrams on it, and the leggings I wore to bed last night.

Dream trip: Ireland, Vienna, or a long road trip up and down the East Coast

Favorite food: home style comfort food

Favorite song: I have SOOOOOOOOO MANY

Top 3 fictional universes I’d live in: Howl’s Moving Castle, Wizarding World, The Vampire Diaries

Tagged by: @xmagicalmusesx

Tagging: @deagle @yoursaviourhasarrived @akasupergirl @hyperdragon97 and anyone who wants to do this!

[brasskier]

Thank you for your kind words ❤️🥰

Oh, of course! I love your work, and it's kinda the gold standard for littlespace in witcher fic for me lmao. (I've got big shoes to fill!) I wish I could figure out how to write under 1k better because your fics are the perfect size, especially for tumblr. (Also love how kink positive you are and how you portray consent; as someone who can't write smut to save his life, I'm always very impressed!)

Anyway, anyone that hasn't already, go show Hailie some love! 😊

[brasskier]

For the mash ups: 94. Hair Brushing/Braiding and 73. Stranded Due to Inclement Weather with the pairing of your choice! <3

Ohhh ohhhh ohhhh. Ahh, yes, gonna shoot for some modern AU geraskefer. They're at a cabin for one reason or another (maybe a ski trip or a hunting trip or something) and they get snowed in. Geralt goes out and tries to shovel them out (I don't know why it's that urgent that they can leave, and also for whatever reason Jask can't/won't help him; maybe he's already sick or hurt or something, idk.) He's out there for hours with little progress, and when he finally comes in he's freezing and his hair is all full of snow. So after a warm shower and some hot cocoa for Geralt, all three of them cuddle up on the couch to watch romcoms (Geralt's choice, believe it or not; Yen would've rather watched a horror flick). Yen untangles and braids his hair, and Jask gives him a massage, and they're all warm and cozy and happy together.

Thanks for sending an ask, this was fun! ♥️

Send me two tropes and I'll describe how I'd combine them in one story

[brasskier]

gray, brown, blue, and orange (for the jail ask thing)

I like the implication that I steadily escalate from pedestrian misdemeanors like unpaid tickets and jaywalking, to white-collar crime tax evasion, and then eventually just snap and commit arson. This chain of events feels very true to my personality.

Tell me why I would go to jail.

[brasskier]

Don't know anything abt french so i dont wanna hijack ur post abt unrelated stuff so im sending this easily ignorable ask :)

The latin name for buttercup is Ranunculus. Also if you wanna know other translations for jaskier's name; in swedish it's larkspur, which 👀

Ohhh... Now I need a modern AU where Geralt is swedish and Jask is Polish...

This was very cool, always feel free to share random facts with me I love it ♥️

[brasskier]

I apologize for info dumping on your Jaskier/Dandelion post 😅 but the French translations all use Jaskier, to answer your original question

You are welcome to info dump on my posts whenever you want. Hell, my original post was info dumping to begin with. :)

[brasskier]

Hey there! I saw your ask game reboot and wanted to let you know that you’re a fabulous person with a fantastic blog! 💖💖 You rock!

Aww, thank you my dear anon! I'm glad you like what you see here, and that I could provide a little bit of entertainment. Not sure who you are but I'm sure you're also a stellar person ♥️