#brasskier answers asks

[brasskier]

You are definitely going to jail for tax evasion.

Why does everyone associate me with tax evasion? What part of my personality gives off white-collar crime vibes? Either way, I'm here for it

[brasskier]

Thank you for your kind words ❤️🥰

Oh, of course! I love your work, and it's kinda the gold standard for littlespace in witcher fic for me lmao. (I've got big shoes to fill!) I wish I could figure out how to write under 1k better because your fics are the perfect size, especially for tumblr. (Also love how kink positive you are and how you portray consent; as someone who can't write smut to save his life, I'm always very impressed!)

Anyway, anyone that hasn't already, go show Hailie some love! 😊

[brasskier]

For the mash ups: 94. Hair Brushing/Braiding and 73. Stranded Due to Inclement Weather with the pairing of your choice! <3

Ohhh ohhhh ohhhh. Ahh, yes, gonna shoot for some modern AU geraskefer. They're at a cabin for one reason or another (maybe a ski trip or a hunting trip or something) and they get snowed in. Geralt goes out and tries to shovel them out (I don't know why it's that urgent that they can leave, and also for whatever reason Jask can't/won't help him; maybe he's already sick or hurt or something, idk.) He's out there for hours with little progress, and when he finally comes in he's freezing and his hair is all full of snow. So after a warm shower and some hot cocoa for Geralt, all three of them cuddle up on the couch to watch romcoms (Geralt's choice, believe it or not; Yen would've rather watched a horror flick). Yen untangles and braids his hair, and Jask gives him a massage, and they're all warm and cozy and happy together.

Thanks for sending an ask, this was fun! ♥️

Send me two tropes and I'll describe how I'd combine them in one story

[brasskier]

gray, brown, blue, and orange (for the jail ask thing)

I like the implication that I steadily escalate from pedestrian misdemeanors like unpaid tickets and jaywalking, to white-collar crime tax evasion, and then eventually just snap and commit arson. This chain of events feels very true to my personality.

Tell me why I would go to jail.

[brasskier]

Don't know anything abt french so i dont wanna hijack ur post abt unrelated stuff so im sending this easily ignorable ask :)

The latin name for buttercup is Ranunculus. Also if you wanna know other translations for jaskier's name; in swedish it's larkspur, which 👀

Ohhh... Now I need a modern AU where Geralt is swedish and Jask is Polish...

This was very cool, always feel free to share random facts with me I love it ♥️

[brasskier]

I apologize for info dumping on your Jaskier/Dandelion post 😅 but the French translations all use Jaskier, to answer your original question

You are welcome to info dump on my posts whenever you want. Hell, my original post was info dumping to begin with. :)

[brasskier]

Hey there! I saw your ask game reboot and wanted to let you know that you’re a fabulous person with a fantastic blog! 💖💖 You rock!

Aww, thank you my dear anon! I'm glad you like what you see here, and that I could provide a little bit of entertainment. Not sure who you are but I'm sure you're also a stellar person ♥️