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Oh my god. There's a mayoral debate going on in São Paulo and one candidate (Datena) hit the other (Marçal) with a chair.
The video is so funny
Just... "alpha male" Marçal accusing Datena of not being man enough to do anything to him, followed by "No, Datena! No! Nooo!!" in the background as Datena comes into frame and hits him with a chair, cutting to a different camera right as he hits, the moderator going "OUR COMMERCIALS, PLEASE", a "son of a bitch!!" yelled out in the background...
Rationally I know it's awful, it's shameful, but right now I just can't stop laughing.
#''HERE COMES DATENA WITH A STEEL CHAIR!''#man what the fuck is even going on here#if anyone wants a bit of extra context on the involved:#Marçal somehow got really popular but everyone else just hates him a lot. he's an influencer type asshole. ex-''life coach''#so a lot of people really enjoyed seeing him finally get hit after such a long time of him being very punchable and annoying#Datena was a tv personality who then decided to go into politics and he's really dejected bc he's not that popular among voters#not taken super seriously i think#so i imagine not that many people are sad that he's gonna get in trouble for what he did#I don't know a whole lot more than that. I'm not from São Paulo#also when asked Datena said that of course he doesn't regret it#brasilposting#my stuff
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Its so insane to me how a guy who was a Normal Human Being became a fucking neonazi and its so fucking scary. Like he used to do silly cartoons and animations on youtube and was a normal guy. Just an average dude. Then became a kids channel, but thats ok. Then in the nft craze he started selling and promoting nfts saying they were the "future of art". Then became a fanatic evangelic. Then he said brazil is ungrateful to Portugal. And now nazi dog whistles like what the actual fuck
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Imagine just being happy that the country's president made a long speech and did not say a word against humans rights.
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also on the topic of overlords. I’M OBSESSED WITH THE DINOSAUR OVERLORD LADY THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE CUCA FROM SÍTIO DO PICA PAU AMARELO!!! BRAZILIAN HAZBIN FANS RISE UP E CUIDADO COM A CUCA QUE A CUCA TE PEGA TE PEGA DAQUI TE PEGA DE LÁ!!!!
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Started watching hilda furacao by influence of my beautiful brazilian tumblrinas. Can confidently say it fucks.
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Sometimes I'm just cachorro magrelo saying pior que é
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brazilians have spidey sense for other brazilians btw
#legit I could be blindfolded in a room full of people and if there was another brazilian there I would know#when I had tiktok there were a lot of english speaking people in my fy but I could always tell which ones were brazilians#and it's not even the accent or an certain way of looking istg#if I had to put it in a certain physical aspect I would say it's the eye shape????#but even then it's not always that#it's a feeling#it doesn't work as well w other latinos too#brasilposting#brazilposting
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Ânsia do passado
Existe certa beleza
Em colocar tudo pra fora
Vomitar todos os medos
Os pavores e os traumas
A beleza encontrada no ato de vomitar a tristeza
E a leveza de não carregar mais consigo o peso de algo que já n é mais seu
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"Because of you, everything changed in me."
#gelphie#elphaba thropp#glinda upland#galinda upland#wicked#wicked musical#wicked brasil#wicked brazil#myra ruiz#fabi bang#s: for good#id in alt text#brazilian for good has THE lyrics of all times. i hope that is the right translation omg#also i'm not done brasilposting sorry i miss them already (it's been 3 days)
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Some guy attempted some kind of terrorist attack in Brasília a few hours ago. Attempted really badly. Got himself exploded, did zero harm to anyone else besides inconvenience. Also, he was wearing a suit that was apparently a reference to the joker.
#i'll let you guess his political views#anyway this was a lapse on the end of Abin (Brazilian intelligence agency) bc the dude had been posting a lot abt his plans online#posted some ''you have 72 hours to disarm this bomb'' type of bullshit#thankfully the guy just failed on his own#to be clear the bomb squad was called and people were evacuated#but there was nothing#a woman who was in that general area said she saw the guy walking by before he did it and he waved to her and gave her a thumbs up#then he walked up to a statue and threw explosives at it and he fell down#(bc one of the explosives hit and killed him)#he also had a car full of explosives elsewhere but that didnt do jackshit either#first some dumbasses tried to attach an explosive to a truck carrying fuel near the Brasília airport back in 2022#(the explosive device didnt work)#now this#thank fuck all those far-right aspiring terrorists are too incompetent to harm anyone but themselves#my stuff#brasilposting
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nois brs papeando fofoca fico pensando como o resto das pessoas daq nos enxerga
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SINDICATO BRASILEIRO UNI-VOS!!!!!!!
reblog for more people to see! :D
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Rodrigo Pacheco falando mal do governo anterior
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Carai chappell roan simplesmente meteu um agogô no album como quem n quer nada
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