#brandon mayhew

[swimbreak]

some of my 2022 brba stuff

[gomosmorodina]

am i right or am i right

[iheartbadger]

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fandoms i write for-

breaking bad

better call saul

call of duty modern warfarre

inside job

shameless

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sfw

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fics

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[kylejsugarman]

we never see jesse go to a concert in "breaking bad" because the last time he went to one, he got separated from badger and skinny pete and summarily sucked into the mosh pit and by the time they finally found him, he was soaked in guinness draft and smushed against the ground like

[slamminslamminmcgill]

hiiii im high and thinking abt intox sex w/ them

i just imagine y’all are like. at jesse’s place smoking a bowl talking about dicks. yk doing bro shit

and you and jesse compare packers/straps (you are t4t) and badger’s like “WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE SO MANY DICKS”

and then it gets gay from there idk im high

def new fic idea :3

[destroyplaydestroy]

I love Badger he’s so silly

[brbabcs]

the complexities of addict to addict friendships are so often intertwined with really sincere care and love. sometimes they aren't, of course, but sometimes they are, and i look at skinny pete and badger throughout jesse's timeline in this perspective. i think about skinny pete and combo peer pressuring jesse to do meth in early seasons, despite him trying to stay sober; i think about badger and skinny pete later on being pressured by jesse to do the very same thing. i think about them talking about working the steps, and how addiction can so often skew your perspectives, and how isolation (particularly within abusive circumstances) can make you cling onto the misery loves company angle and not see the wrongs you are doing as you enact them. but something so striking about these moments to me, though, is that regardless of them, in el camino, when we have what seems to be a moment of relative sobriety (sans weed) with badger and skinny pete, we see this clarity and compassion. we see care and consideration. we see that friendship with no judgement, no guidelines, no prerequisite or debt tied to it.

what's important to me about this is how their friendship prevails. what's also important to me is how we see these echoes of how their friendship operated before, pushing through these horrific moments and aftermath of severe trauma (and torture). we witness the petulance from badger that we see way back when jesse and him had argued plenty of times, we see the leadership (and now, in a more well-adjusted and wholly well intended light) from skinny pete. we see the drive and loyalty that has kept those two, throughout all of those years, still at jesse's side. it doesn't take away from the ugly moments, nor does it take away from all the messy nuances of addict to addict friendships, but it does hold weight. it does give an importance and layer to the "comic relief" factors of this show. it makes them into more than a cut scene, a tagline, or surface level characters. it makes them active, present, people (and friends) who have seen jesse pinkman survive, and cared for him (in varying degrees of exercising that care) through all of it. it makes them feel real

[chaotictomtom]

🦡!!!

[djooonts363]

Unironically one of my favourite characters (especially Badger)✌️

[castieltrash1]

MUTED MEMORIES W BADGER PLS PLS PLS

"that ain't me man! i w- i was… the guy who was selling meth… allegedly"

brba/bcs color palette prompts

[imgoingtogomissingsoon]

Rating BrBa Characters On How They Hit The Gritty

Walter White

2/10 Absolutely disrespectful.

Jesse Pinkman

8/10 He’s popping his pussy hitting the gritty.

Skylar White

3/10 She’s hip with it but only slightly better than Walt.

Hank Schrader

6.5/10 It’s kinda foul but pity points because he got shot.

Marie Schrader

3/10 She think she hip with it but it just ain’t it.

Flynn White

5/10 He put his heart into it and that’s all that matters.

Holly White

0/10 Disrespectful and utterly foul.

Gustavo Fring

6/10 He did it for charity.

Mike Erhmantraut

5/10 He’d only do it for Kaylee but he’s as sturdy as an old man can get with it.

Saul Goodman

7/10 Sturdy with it. His wife cut it out of the commercial though. :(

Lydia Rodarte-Quayle

1/10 She gets one point more than Holly for mobility but it’s just as disrespectful.

Todd Alquist

6/10 Did it on ——’s grave for the giggle.

Skinny Pete

7/10 Taught Jesse everything he knows.

Badger

9/10 Sturdy and Jesse’s mad jealous.

Combo

8/10 He hopped on the bandwagon and near demolished it if it weren’t for Badger.

Tuco Salamanca

6/10 Don’t tell him I said that though.

Hector Salamanca

2/10 For a paraplegic he’s still somehow better than Lydia and Holly combined.

Steve Gomez

6/10 Only did it because Hank called him a pussy.

Gretchen Schwartz

4/10 No one is actually sure what they saw.

Elliot Schwartz

4/10 Painstakingly average.

Ted Beneke

5/10 Sturdy but average before his rug tried to take him offline.

Jane Margolis

10/10 She’s perfect.

Victor

7/10 Did it when Tyrus wasn’t looking.

Tyrus

7/10 Was looking when Victor did it and hit it looking him dead in the eye.

Gale Boetticher

4/10 Something about the way he hits it is just average despite his extensive research.

Marco Salamanca

6/10 Pretty sturdy but just ok.

Leonel Salamanca

3/10 On account of no legs. :(

[bitchjesse]

I love u Badger

[wagglin]

Home sweet home

[iheartbadger]

Badger/Brandon Mayhew x gn reader hcs!

He would genuinely be the sweetest bf ever, late night movie dates, getting high and doing stupid shit together

As you started dating he would probably introduce you to Jesse and Pete, becoming part of the friend group and fucking around with them

Badger would still probably call you dude and bro even years into the relationship

He would probably info dump about Star Trek and whatever his current interests are

mans love language is probably gift giving & physical touch, badger would prob send you a text of a rock and say it reminded him of you

Constant reminding you that he loves you man wants you to know that your loved

silly little dates at a local dinner or just going to the park

i feel like he would prob want a pet for you two to hang out with he seems like a type of person to want cats and dogs

bro would prob just like getting high and cuddling (me too)

make you watch his silly little scifi shows while cuddling on the couch<3

bro is so cutie patootie :3 thank you for reading :D



[kylejsugarman]

its actually soooo insane that all of the surviving characters of brba/bcs universe are just living out their lives in albuquerque still. just carrying on in the Wake Of things. somewhere in that city, marie schrader is picking out which earrings to wear to the fundraiser dinner in honor of her husband and steve gomez. stacey erhmantraut is leaving work early to have dinner with kaylee and her new boyfriend. brandon mayhew is putting in an extra shift at his line cook job to earn a little more spending cash for his and pete's upcoming anniversary road trip to la. manuel varga is being given his afternoon medications by his nurse, then wheeled to the window so he can watch the sunset. characters who had their lives blown up and never got a conclusion, never got thematic closure. no matter what happens, no matter how terrible and destructive, the world keeps turning. pay day comes. bills are due. holly white gets braces.

[slamminslamminmcgill]

yOur fics are my bread and butter

idk if ur requests are open but ill leave this here cz i am starveing for Badger content

Could u do anything NSFW Badger x ftm reader please 😭

i gotchuuu mwah mwah

anatomical terms: pussy, chest/boobs

i'd imagine he's at least somewhat familiar with trans guys bc he's known jesse for so long, but he's still clueless in some aspects.

you guys are chilling on the couch when you come out to him. he's cool and it seems like he gets it, so that's a weight off your shoulders. but he manages to fumble it with his next sentence.

"so like... that means you have a pussy, right?"

you snort and laugh at the absurdity of his question. meanwhile he gets all flustered and his face turns bright red because oh no, was that too much? was he not supposed to ask that? oh shit, you probably think he's a weirdo now.

but you don't. in fact, you think he's cute.

you smirk and lean over to caress his face. "wanna see for yourself?"

his jaw drops; he swallows whatever words he was going to choke out and just nods.

you get up from the couch, take your pants off, and crawl into his lap. he's staring. his dick is hard and it's poking your ass. he can't help it. from the moment you said anything about it, it's all he could imagine. you grab his wrist and bring it up to you, and once he touches it you swear you can see his brain completely bluescreen.

you stroke his cheek and make him look up at you, "does that answer your question?"

again, he nods, and now his eyes trail down to your chest. that's the next thing, isn't it? that's what's left to find out? he's sweating bullets and trying to think of the best way to phrase this.

"so, uh... did you... did you get the chop? y'know, like, " he gulps and points a shaky finger at your chest. "there?"

again, you just grab his other hand, guide it under your shirt, and let him find out for himself. depending on what you've had done, he's either palming your flat chest or squeezing one of your boobs. in any case, he's in heaven.

oh btw he's packing jsyk 😌

i see him as a service top, personally. i don't think he's the type to be really aggressive or rough with you. he's more of a gentle giant and he touches you like he's scared he's gonna break you.

lots of praise mixed with average white boy things like "dude", "bro", "holy shit, man"

ride him. do it. by FAR his favorite position. he loves watching you take what you want; loves the way you look down at him; loves grabbing your ass or your hips and fucking up into you, he just loves it 🥺🥺🥺

intox is a given. if you two are having a smoke sesh, it will probably end with you two jerking each other off.