#brains n' brawn duo

[icepopcider]

yeah, MAYBE i drew another duo in a day, SO WHAT

brains n' brawn >:)

[mariusroyale]

BEHOLD THE PRETTIEST THING IVE EVER DRAWN

and i am so glad its of my favs they deserve it 😤😤

what’s Donnie showing him?? idk i made the sketch on a plane

also look!! i gave raph markings bc GODDAMMIT HE DESERVES GLOWIES TOO,, i also made his hands darker bc that design stuck with me and its solid :> (and, obligatory tail additions bc they look so cute with them aaaa)

these designs were heavily inspired by itsjazzyjazzin and i jus went with it bc i rlly, rlly like putting snoots on them 🥳

[2scentz]

thought this placewuldlike these

[mariusroyale]

insp by this adorable comic

brains and brawn duo my beloved

[b00tyyyshak3rrr9000]

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[scoutswritingcorner]

Not Meant To Be

Vox x GN!Reader

A/N: Listen to Pork Soda by Glass Animals cause it’s based off of that. We don’t know of Vox’s past but I’m making something up and running with it. SET SOMEWHERE IN THE 1950’s!!

TW:KINDA DARK SO BE AWARE! Talks of death, secret relationships, talks of NSFW but nothing too explicit, talks about very bad crimes, murder, sorry gang no happy ending.

You both used to be business partners in life, one handled the dirty work while the other ran the whole thing. The normal brains over brawn situation. Naturally he would be the face of the whole operation, he had the smarts, the calming smile and the confidence of a man who can control the room. You were always behind him, where he went you followed much like his own shadow. That’s what people called you as well, it didn't matter if it was to your face or not, you were his shadow. The shadow who had one foot in the grave and the other in the deep trenches of the mafia but working with him made it feel like you weren’t knee deep in dead bodies, blood money and drugs.

You knew better to get your hopes up, you’d live and die in the chains of your business venture. But, Vox made it so much easier, taking you by the arm and dragging you to rich sophisticated parties that were filled with different celebrities. Allowing you to taste the expensive foods and alcohol that was richer than your own blood. He never treated you as his shadow, only his business partner, the business partner that stayed with him after long nights and laid in his bed after he had gone off to bed wondering if you had regretted any of your choices. Pulling you into empty rooms and treating you as if you were his priceless jewel he had stolen from the bank.

Yet, nothing could’ve prepared you for the heartbreak and soul crushing realization that he was murdered by your own family. “He was getting too chummy with you. He needed to be taken care of.” The Don’s lapdog whispered to you as you walked into the crime scene. You didn’t get to mourn, you couldn’t show them the weakness he had become. Days later when you were hiding from your recent stunt for shooting the Don in a run down motel far from the city is when you saw it. The headlines on the papers, ‘Local TV Star found dead in motel after recent rumors of illegal drug ring and fraudulent exploits come to light.’ Your heart sank and you rolled the paper up, you knew Vox wasn’t a “clean” man but this was a surprise to you. You missed the loud mouth fucker. You couldn’t leave, they were looking for you and even then, you already signed your ticket down to hell once you stepped into that office all those years ago.

Your hands gripped the paper in your hands as you stared at the ever freezing picture of Vox in the paper, his wide smile showing off all of his pearly white teeth. Tears collected in your eyes as you stared down at him, he was such a fucking idiot. You were a fucking idiot for getting him twisted in the wicked game you called your life. There was a reason you were the brawns of the duo, nothing but muscle and a personal weapon to get people to back off. You were nothing but a bleeding heart and your heart shattered for a man who truly was never in your grasp, he was too high on the pedestal and you were leagues behind him.  He was your Achilles and you were his Patroclus. 

You were never destined for anything greater except to be what you are while he was everything. He was your everything. But now he was gone and they were outside coming for you, your time was coming to an end. In a matter of seconds, the door had busted open and the people you’d come to know as your “family” grabbed you, roughly throwing a sack over your head and dragged you out of the motel room and into the back of a car. You didn’t fight. The less likely you are to fight them the easier it would be for you to accept your fate. The ride was silent except for some hushed whispers as someone pressed the gun to the side of your head.

It was an hour later when the car came to a stop and then you were being guided onto a dock, then a boat. They pushed you to sit down and tied rope to the ends of your feet, silent the whole time before the bag was ripped off of your head and you stared at the eyes of the man who you came to know as your brother. “Why did you do it?” He asked, helping you stand up from your spot. 

“You killed him.” You glared at him, the rope they tied around your wrists burned you, “We had to. He was getting too chummy with you, he knew too much.” The man spat picking up the cement brick that had been tied to the other end of the rope. You didn’t need to answer him, you just let the brick drag you down into the dark waters.

You’d see your loud mouth fool soon. But this time there was no more hiding.

[fallendomino99]

ROTTMNT poll for fun 🎉

Tag/comment other names for the duos 👀

[idiot-mushroom]

Brains n brawn duo

they are looking for bad guys to kill

[kwoojii]

why Player/Brain (Plain if u will) is already a great ship

1) its angsty

player doesnt remember anything from their previous life, but dont you think theyd be curious? Brain holds all the memories, but brain knows that the tragedy would be overwhelming for player. This could lead to some potential dilemma on how to tell player. Alternatively, brain could also be blunt (as always) but this would still overwhelm player. This would lead to potential hurt/comfort and apology scenes between the two. Additionally, brain is the sole survivor in khml Scala from the tragedy of daybreak town. I would imagine its alienating and lonely, especially without chirithy. Seeing player must give him relief, but when player tells him they dont remember anything, brain is back to square one. Players memories, though forgotten, are not lost. The more the duo spends time together, the more they can grieve what was lost. Together they can make new friends and turn a new page, for themselves and the future

2) unlikely friends (therefore its funny)

Khux player is canonically not talkative and brain is not the type to talk bc hes friendly. I doubt brain saw player as a friend and player probably did not consider brain as a close friend. But with khml, theyre probably scrutinized for being the odd ones out in scala. Two outsiders (clodleth fam youll like this) finding company with each other, though they may have different views on how to make friends. Id imagine their friendship is a clumsy one, but theyd learn that they compliment e/o quite well. With their undying loyalty, grievances for ephemer and their friends, willingness to sacrifice themselves, and openness to learn about each other, i think they would trust eo the most in khml. They can also be hilariously blunt so bickering would def be their love language

3) brain (lol) and brawn

Brain sent player to go check out grand central station while brain stayed back to do the lore lifting, must i say more? You cannot tell me brain would be fascinated with players rusted starlight and send them out for data

4) default black and white duo/light and darkness duo

Default player is shown to wear white clothes with blond hair, meanwhile brain has black hair with black attire. We love our black n white duos (ie skuld/eph, xeha/eraqus, brain/eph, bugs bunny n daffy duck). They r aesthetically pleasing!!!

5) last bit, but they wouldnt even realize theyre in love this ship lives off the foundation of complete hurt/comfort and trust, not romance

They are slow burn to the max, if anything. They protect eo in battle ferociously, but only bc they need eo for their respective goals. They sleep in the same bed to comfort eo for nightmares but they arent friends. Brain cooks breakfast, but— 🤓

Anyway as khml comes out and we may not get any plain crumbs at all, pls remember me at my grave 😚🙏 i ofc will be sticking around for the plot. Im so excited for khml AAAA

[fishsticksloser]

May I ask for rottmnt boys +Casey Jr (if u want to add him) with an s/o who likes to pick them up and carry them places/pull Raphs arm headcannon pls

Strong!Reader

RotTMNT x gn!reader

Warnings: aged up, super short :(

A/N: Unfortunately I don't write for Casey Jr. You mean 2012 Raph and Mona?

Donnie

The first time you pick him up, he freaks out

Actually...

Every time you pick him up, he freaks out

He doesn't mind that you're stronger than him

The new Brains & Brawn duo

Although, your strength is very useful when he's working on big projects

Leo

Swoon

Absolutely loves your strength

Begs for piggyback rides

He begs to be carried in general

Tries to get you to challenge Raph to an arm wrestling match

Mikey

He's a little intimidated

But he gets used to it quickly

Loves being carried

He asks you to help him with things around the kitchen

Raph

Swoon again

You can practically see his hearts in his eyes

Is not ashamed of your strength at all

He was taken aback the first time you picked him up though

He loves sparring with you, he doesn't have anyone his size to spar with

[icepopcider]

Rottmnt Art!

A collection to easily find my rise fanart :)

- - -

Dance Dance Dance

Mikey in a Forest

Brains n' Brawn Duo

Portal Duo

Bug-Hunting Rise :)

Mikey Gaming

Rise Enjoying the View

Hero Poses YOOO

Smarts n' Crafts Duo

Nature Trip :]

Mikey Aquarium Trip

Origin of Donnie's Eyebrows

Princess Peach Raph

Rise DND Session

Mikey Walk Cycle!

Leo 4/4

Donnie 3/4

Raph 2/4

Mikey 1/4

Rise Hugs :(

Dr. Delicate Touch

[mariusroyale]

something something,, my s/i and april get turtled™️;; things ensue

basically w my sona already going through the motions with her bird form (yknow;, being kidnapped, being mutated against her will, being forced to fight in an arena) one can imagine the kinds of feelings that would come up with being mutated… again

luckily raph seems to make it a bit easier for her to handle 🥺

i just..;; look-

raph getting flustered that his gf can be a cute turtle just made me giggle ok;; like they can hold hands w turtle fingies,, and churring,, and other jazz

[abbyslev]

𝑨𝑶𝑻 𝑺𝑰𝑩𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵𝑺

A/N: as the middle child, i would like to say being a sibling is the best and worst thing ever. ANYWAY HERES SOME CUTE LITTLE HCS I WROTE MONTHS AGO PLS ENJOY

WARNINGS: mentions of death, angst and whatever else

HANGE

calmer one of the two 

levi prefers you over hange ( or so he says we all know he loves hange)

you’re more brawn than brain 

hange is like a mastermind 

you capture titans for hange

Hanges older smfh they won't let you live in peace 

“Can you-” “no.” “IM OLDER”

hanges actually pretty protective they just won’t say it out loud

levi enjoys watching you two fight 

“I SAID MOVE!” “YOU FOUR-EYED FUCK!” while levi’s in the corner enjoying this 

one time hange made this fart noise thing and put it under your seat, and when you sat down it made a loud fart

IN THE CAFETERIA IN FRONT OF LEVI AND ERWIN AND ALL THE FUCKING SCOUTS 

no one believes that hange pranked you with it so the scouts call you “commander fart” 

you choked hange that night

moblits so kind to you like KING

hange gets all excited and grabs you and shakes you so aggressively 

if something or someone bothers hange you now have to kill the person

when hange loses their eye you’re kind to them but now you just bully hange

“hey look- oh wait” “YOU’RE NOT FUNNY ”

you help hange around with caring for it and stuff 

also help hange through moblits death </3 

you were close w erwin so hanges all like <3333

back to the bullying tho 

hange makes sure you’re safe in the front lines <3

yelena tries to hit on you and hanges NOT having it 

you and hange gush over the guns and new weapons Onyakopon showed you two 

Levi’s trying to shut you two up 

10/10 duo

ANNIE

Annie tried to keep you from becoming a titan so she took it herself 

they ended up giving you another one because you also fought really well 

annie’s all upset cause she wants you to live 

you actually enjoy your time in paradis and annie’s all like “we have a mission stupid bitch” 

one time annie chewed you out cause you hung out w sasha (you’re in love w her) and annie was like “you can’t be doing that, we have a mission” and you were like “FUCK YOU” and annie slammed the door and locked you out for the night. she was not having it 

you and reiner are like twins and annie’s hates you both 

you joined the scouts and ofc annie was like “okay you’re gonna die you stupid fucking brat but whatever no one likes you anyway”

those little night bonfire meetups would just end up in your and annie arguing 

bertholdt takes your side and annie fucking FLAMES HIM

“i mean… we do need someone to bring us information from the scouts. Levi favors them and reiner could just be backup. I could bring the information to you, Annie.” “and who asked you? everytime you speak it makes me want to smash my head against a wall.” 

she just wanted you to live

annie’s actually sweet she just won’t let that show through 

once everyone was revealed from their titan form you had to fight along side w them 

sasha hated you and annie had to comfort you :( 

once annie was in that crystal everyone started targeting you 

“are you a titan too???!!!” and all you could say was no 

annie was your main concern when the rumbling started 

you never left her side after that <33

MIKASA

ofc you grew up w eren around too

it hurt to see mika so in love w eren

you also could fight really well thanks to mika

when you joined the scouts w her she could tell you had a crushhhhhh 

you would sit with sasha and just talk and talk and mika would be like :3

you and armin gang up on her sometimes 

she cuts her hair and you help her <3

she has her scarf and mika gave you this cool bracelet you wear all the time

she protects you with her life and she can be affectionate sometimes <3

you and armin bicker cause he wants to be smart and mika always takes his side 

meatrider 

“mika you only take his side because you like him more than me.” “and?” 

you get mad at her when she gets all worried about eren like girl

you comfort her because she’s an emotional person okay

when the rumbling starts you can tell mikasa has sort of lost herself

when eren said he hated you both you just stared and and blinked at him

ofc mika protected him from armin

when armin got into the fight mika was staring and you had to stick up for that poor boy

you then tried to fight and mika stood up for him again like MOVE 

mad at eren but mika’s like “he has a plan ok:(“ 

mikasa becomes more protective, she can’t lose you either :( 

you’re very mad at eren for causing mika to worry and stuff 

overall, you just want mikasa to be happy but it’s so hard :( 

SASHA

Levi swears he’s gonna kill one of you one day

you two drive him nuts 

drive everyone nuts tbh 

you, connie, jean and sasha are just uncontrollable 

sasha likes food like she’s never eaten before 

you’re more tame

you always share half with sasha, it makes you smile seeing her eat food like that

sasha’s so good with her bow and you’re better with ODM gear

sasha drives you crazy but you still love her

you killed a titan that almost killed her and you were scolding her and she’s like “I PROMISE TO GOD I WILL DO ANYTHING YOU ASK ME THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME PLS.” 

she in fact did not keep this promise 

she always sleeps on your bed with you 

makes her feel at home

when you guys found kaya she threw you and kaya over that bridge and made you run

willing to die for you

you guys saw your dad and you’ve ever seen sasha so happy

so cute 

sasha knows you have a crush on mikasa YOU CANT HIDE IT FROM HER

when the war of Marley starts Sasha’s all serious 

proud of you all and sasha makes sure to let you know you did amazing 

when you lost sasha you lost yourself 

connie tries to comfort you but tbh you both just sit on the floor facing each other in silence 

you take care of kaya and keep your parents safe <3

YELENA

 you’re a bit shorter but still tall asfk

tbh yelena doesn’t care that much 

she meatrides zeke and eren so you’re just kinda there to help 

you’re really good at artillery so yelena uses that to her advantage 

you get along with hange so well and yelenas like “you’re fucking up the plan.”

you don't really care you like your new friends 

one time someone pointed a gun at you and yelena didn’t even hesitate to shoot them 

so she cares but she won’t show it <3

when the general broke her arm you fixed it for her and she didn’t even mumble a thank you

you and onyakopon are best buddies

there’s not much to say yelena just bosses you around and demands shit

LEVI

BUCKLE IN PLS it’s a wild ride 

he makes up these stupid rules like “NO DATING ANYONE” “STAY OUT OF MY WAY”

if Hange or anyone shows a slight interest in you he will go feral

everyone is amazed at the way you talk back to him

“Didn’t I tell you to clean out the cabinets?” “Get out of my face, shorty.” 

he makes you train extra hard bc he hates you (he actually does it to protect you but wtv)

you always reply with “no” to everything he says

you actually clean really well because he raised you like that 

you’re an extremely talented fighter bc of levi

you and levi = deadly duo

when kenny shows up he tries to target you first bc he knows that’s levi’s only weak spot. he raised you and levi together but saw you as the brains more than the fighter 

makes sure that you’re not in complete danger, still lets you fight on the front lines because he knows they need you

he can tell you have a thing for hange 

“do you like shitty glasses” “THEIR NAME IS HANGE AND NO I DO NOT”

sometimes he just needs your presence to feel better 

silence and tea with you is his therapy

he likes seeing you hunched over some book. he likes seeing you at peace 

never says good night but will peek into your office sometimes to check in on you

he smiles (A VERY SMALL SMILE OK) when he sees you asleep on your desk with papers scattered everywhere 

leaves you there bc lets be real he will not carry you to bed 

“Did you get taller?” “That's 100 laps.” 

cannot handle you and hanges energy 

one time you and hange went to jump in puddles and you came home dirty and he was like “you filthy fuck” 

you guys share a love over tea

when the attack on Marley happened you could see the FEAR mold into Zekes face when he remembered there were two of you AND MIKASA??? DEATH.

Levi made sure to keep you safe that whole mission 

was sad at you being upset ab sasha’s death

when Zeke was imprisoned w him you were there too 

you blame yourself because Levi jumped in front of you when the thunder spear exploded 

you thought you lost him

HANGE TO THE RESCUE

you got minor injuries 

“Levi, you are so fucking stupid i’m gonna kill you!!” “You’re still as annoying as ever.” 

levi lets you know you’re strong and that he doesn’t regret almost dying for you (savor this bc he not letting this happen again)

you tend to his wounds :( 

hange tends to yours and Levi’s suspicious of y’all

overall you love being his sibling 10/10

JEAN

good god no one even knows your related by the way he treats you omfg

“don’t talk to me, don’t embarrass me, don’t even look at me.”

he actually broke his own rules and talked to you first

“Jean, do you like Mikasa?” “Remember when you pissed your pants? Yeah. Shut up.” 

You joined the Scouts and ofc he joined to watch over you 

“I thought we agreed on the Garrison.” “YOU said that. Not me.” 

he thinks the scouts are pretty fun

“Do you like Sasha or something?” “JEAN THATS ENOUGH.” 

actually gets you and sasha to date <3

you tell connie embarrassing stories ab jean and he choked you 

you laugh so hard and cheer eren on when he fights jean 

#fuckjean

jk we are a #jeanfanpage

when your mom visits you get all excited and jeans like “act normal” 

once the war of marley starts you cut your hair and jean lowkey shed a tear #mullettwins

he loves you sm and he made sure you were not in danger the whole time 

when you lost sasha you literally tackled gabi and jean was like :(

you ran to jean and sobbed in his chest while he had one arm around you </3

you call him captain

HES A GOOD LEADER OK

jean keeps you close and refuses to let you be close to danger <3

jeans a good brother ok:(

ARMIN

you basically bullied his ass  

you deeply care for your little nerd 

he’s actually older but wtv 

you’re the fighter and he’s the brains 

you two are literally a deadly duo 

like he plans the attacks and you execute them like YES

he can tell you like annie 

jealous 

GET AWAY ARMIN THATS MY WIFE 

he’s actually so supportive 

one time you got onto him and he roasted you back so you tackled him

“armin, shut the fuck up.” “remember when you stuttered because-” *table goes flying*

levi gives you both laps like bro chill

you teach him how to fight 

you basically give up but he gets better 

when he died you died but he’s ok and alive now ig

now you can’t fight him cause he says he’ll blow you up :/ party pooper

jk when he’s asleep you and connie pour water on him

when annie’s out of that crystal and you found out he’s like !!GAY ALERT!!

when he got that haircut all the girls wanted him and no one paid attention to your sexy ass anymore

you protect armin with your life <3

“How are they taller, but you’re older, Armin?” “THATS NOT FUNNY JEAN!”

he lowkey is a goat and you just sit back and watch proudly 

now when armin gets stronger he defends you with his life

when eren sits you all down he said if you even move he kills armin

beat armin up and you lowkey got scared so you couldn’t defend armin 

swore to kill eren and he’s like “:| oh i’m so scared.”

eren said that you just defend armin and that was your whole point in life was to defend a “weakling” 

tried to beat erens ass but armins like “it’s ok leave it alone.”

you just love armin and hate to see him hurt 

armins an awesome brother <3 he promised to show you the outside world 

REINER

PLSSS pray that no one messes w you

he’s like those corny ass people that are like “mess with her, mess w me” 

reiner pls stop

its kinda cute tho like he cares sm :D

YOU GOT A COOL TITAN AND WHEN YOU TWO FIGHT HE DOES THIS THING WHERE HE THROWS YOU AND YOU ATTACK ITS SO FUCKING COOL ISKZUKAJSJSJ

annie crushes on you and reiner is like :o

you can tell reiners like super depressed when y’all get back to marley 

gabi and you try and make him feel better 

you like to sit next to him and trace little shapes on his arm 

hey he’s a big scary man but he just needs to be loved 

protects you w his life

confessed that he also felt like giving up and you made sure to let him know that you loved him

you would have bake offs where you would purposely mess up your food just so he could win 

pieck has a thing for you and reiners like “GO FOR IT” 

when war on marley started he wanted to make sure you were ok :(

begged you not to fight but your titan was strong and they needed you 

you two were flawless out there <3

just pls let reiner know he is loved

be a good sibling ok he needs it

EREN

fucking god 

he’s like so annoying and he never wants you in his way

“MOVE” “eren that’s why your ass got beat”

you ofc join the scouts because of him

you’re in love w mika but she’s in love w him :(

when he becomes a titan you get picked on 

levi kicked you cause you jumped in front of eren cause levi was gonna kick him

eren got all mad like woah jamal don’t pull out the 9

you can tell he starts losing himself in all of this

at some point he says things are changing and you two won’t be the same

it upset you :( he was your only brother 

zeke wanted you on his side 

that’s why he tried taking you and eren

you put up fight and told him he would never take you

so eren just told zeke ab you and how smart you were

this made zeke more determined 

NOW levi didn’t let ts slide 

you lost all hope for eren and you became closer to levi and hange and stuff 

when the war of marley started eren looked so different you couldn’t even believe it was him

you were very upset at him you couldn’t even look at him

he stared in awe at you:( you looked just like your mom

all the years he was gone, he missed you a lot 

you stood in the corner looking down the whole time while he talked to you in the aircraft 

zeke was like :3 the whole time bro was just excited to meet his sibling 

you didn’t reply or anything :( it just hurt that he left out of nowhere 

then you found out sasha died and everything came crashing down 

when all the jeagerist stuff was happening you had to find a way to sneak around town 

flotch knew you would refuse to join so eren ordered him to forcefully bring you to him

when eren had y’all sit in at that table oh god nooooo

in a nutshell, he basically said he hated how you follow orders and was willing to die for the scouts. He said you deserved to be free and if you were against him, you were against your own blood.

he made you cry and armin was not having it 

he had you locked up and you literally wanted to cry and scream at him

overall 0/10 hes mean

CONNIE 

OH MY GOD YES 

bros just here to have fun 

you guys are twins 

but you’re cuter (duh)

he knows you have a crush on sasha 

you two make everything into a competition 

you two join the scouts :) 

he’s there to protect you but he just says he wants to beat you at everything 

never a dull moment

you sneak food out for Connie, Sasha and Jean. 

you two can’t be serious 

once the war starts Connie starts being more protective 

he won’t let you fight frontlines, he makes you tail behind him, Sasha or Jean so they can protect you

he’s excited to get some action but at the same time he doesn’t want you to get hurt 

you’re pretty strong so you carry multiple thunder spears 

connie distracts them while you bomb them

badass siblings

once sasha dies you and connie lose it

you lost your gf and connie lost his other twin

you two never really recover yk since she died in your arms and connie was telling everyone sasha was hurt

it was so bad you were putting pressure on her wound and crying and Connie was freaking out and Jean was in shock 

Connie was there for you and made sure you were ok

10/10 brother would recommend 

ERWIN

GOD 

he’s really cool, as serious as he is

he makes you hanges assistant 

he knows you’re in love w hange that’s why

you still have to salute to him and shit like bro chill

levi thinks you’re pretty cool 

you’re like a mini erwin 

you’re so good at fighting and hanges all like *insert hange blushing*

erwin likes to just sit down and talk to you at night it’s like a little stress reliever 

you scold him for putting to much pressure on himself 

when they said erwin was to be executed you lost it bruh 

like NOT MY BOY ERWIN 

once he loses that arm you stay by his side 

you beg him to stay and not go out but he says he would die to find out the truth 

you send levi to convince him but ofc look where that got y’all

you’re so mad at levi for saving armin instead of erwin 

you genuinely thought erwin was gonna live 

but no it was just some short kid with a bad haircut

you lost yourself and just really hung around hange and levi 

10/10 brother you miss him a lot

[chishiyae]

— BEING THE BRAINS AND BRAWNS POWER DUO !

+ feat. ⋮ chishiya shuntarō

a/n. — thank you anon for requesting <3. in other words these are headcannons of chishiya with a spade specialist s/o. i feel like this focuses more on being in a long-term relationship before/during the borderlands but there’s still spade specialists hc’s 😅. || masterlist.

YOU AND CHISHIYA, were already a strong team before the borderlands; he was a doctor and you were a gym instructor, both of which were life-changing positions, and you two supported each other well.

and nothing much changed after entering the borderlands, atleast negativity.

because of the trust and care you two had prior to the borderlands, you two pretty much only trust each other, telling each other secrets about executive meetings and sharing information you two learned about people.

however, because chishiya had told you that no one here could be trusted and that he himself was an enemy of many, you two's relationship was kept quiet. he didn't want to put your safety at risk by exposing his vulnerability to others.

and you agreed.

so, after a long day of "avoidance," you two would meet late at night on the rooftop.

as a player of spades, you've never had any trouble participating in physical games. to defeat other players, it was simple to have to climb buildings, run, or even do workouts.

chishiya, as your long-term boyfriend, was well aware of both your strengths and weaknesses. he wouldn't admit it (would rather die), but when you would talk about your games and mentioned climbing a tall building to get away from someone, he becomes concerned.

to fix this, he gives you little trinkets and such to help you during your games (like a literal bomb).

he knows that your abilities may be useful in situations other than games with only physical themes. so, when you go out to play games, chishiya has more faith in you (though he still gives you three taps on the arm to express his love).

however, not necessarily in all games. some are difficult puzzles that will take you back to seventh grade math class. furthermore, once you've entered a game, you can't change the type of game you'll play. so, after each of his own, he'll give you insights into the game he played during your rooftop meetings (hoping you'll take mental notes).

you do the same in your little meetings, giving him the best tips you can, but you know he won't take them. instead, he'd be standing on the sidelines, calculating a game loophole.

you might be wondering why he doesn't just accompany you to games. but that’s since he doesn't want to risk having to play a hearts game where you both have to kill each other in the end. he didn't want either of you to have to feel that grief — especially if you could make it back to "your world".

continuing on, in his plan to get away from the beach, you'd be on the lookout with kuina.

being a specialist in spades games meant you'd pretty much earned your spot as an executive. and if chishiya was caught as a suspect while dealing with arisu, he'd prefer you not be present and act out of character if he was hurt.

he wouldn't want you to be a part of the plan, for sure. but he understands that he needs everyone he can to participate in such a dangerous act, and being a lookout was relatively risk-free with kuina.

speaking of kuina…because of his wits and your toughness, you two become unstoppable in this world as well, earning the nickname "einstein and his bodyguard" from her.

chishiya hates it.

basically, the only difference between "your world" and the borderlands was that you two formed a stronger bond in the end.

and perhaps he changed a little — learned a little more about life.

and you did too.

——

BONUS: expect massages after a difficult day (in this case, a draining spades game), just as he did before the borderlands.

© 2023, CHISHIYAE

[melloeyed]

Double Trouble (Pt. 4)

Johnathan Ohnn (The Spot) X GN Reader

A/N: Sorry for the long wait!

After the shortest 5 minutes ever, Spot and Y/N finally managed to steal an ATM. Going to a different convenient store, the two took each other’s advice and things went by fast and smoothly!

Spot teleports the stolen ATM in a alleyway with the duo both following suite. They both laughed and high five each other, celebrating their simple victory.

“Yes!” Y/N cheered, “We got the mulah! And the plan actually worked!”

“I told you it would! You were right about teleporting the cashier out of there too! And the best part is nobody got hurt!” Spot giggled.

Finally, a successful mission! Y/N and Spot were finally relieved by this outcome. The day began horribly with a lot of downs, but perhaps it was all worth it at the end. The two finally had the money that they needed and were about to come home with their pockets full! Now the least they could do now was find a way to bring it back home.

As the two push the large ATM across the ground to a new portal, they look at each other with excitement. “So, what are we gonna do with all this money?” Y/N grunted, pushing the heavy machine. “Well…I guess the first thing we should do is buy what we need with all of this cash.” Spot huffed, struggling to push the ATM. The machine made a loud scraping noise against the concrete ground, causing the duo to slightly wince out of discomfort. Y/N lets out a loud sigh out of tiredness.

“I dunno know about you, but the least we could do is think of a plan of how to transport this thing!” Y/n panted. “That’s shocking coming from you! Considering how much stronger you are than me.” Spot replied, huffing out of exhaustion.

“Really? You actually think I’m stronger than you?” Y/N asked.

“I don’t think so, I know so! You said it yourself.” Spot answered.

“Since when?”

“A couple of months ago. You said I was the brains and you were the brawn.”

“Oh.”

“Alright, now let’s hurry up and take this home before Spider-Man notices that we’re gone.”

“I highly doubt that he’ll notice, but okay.”

Pushing the ATM through a portal, the duo end up reappearing on top of a building. While Y/N stretches with exhaustion, Spot cheers as he pushes the machine to the new portal below him, only for the machine to portal above him, hitting his lower back causing him to grasp himself out of pain. Running towards him, Y/N chuckles nervously as they caressed his back where the ATM hit him.

Eventually, Spot and Y/N found themselves in another weird situation. Attempting to teleport the ATM again, the duo found themselves flying through the air again through mid-air portals. Y/N and Spot jet through portal to portal as the two hysterically yelped. “Johnny, can you maybe try not to kill us this time! The whole flying-through-the-air thing was fun, but we should really get going!” Y/N exclaimed. “I’m doing my best!” Spot exclaimed back. Like rockets, the spotted duo continued to fly through the air, clutching onto the ATM for dear life.

As soon as Y/N began to feel nauseous, Spider-Man shows up and crashes onto them in mid air.

“Oh, come on!” Y/N shouted.

“Well, if it isn’t Spider-Man!” Spot huffed, “Back for another round, I suppose?”

Spider-Man huffed as he clutched onto the side of Spot’s face, attempting to battle him while in mid air. Y/N grunts as they wrap their left arm around the vigilante’s neck, attempting to make him let go. After a sloppy battling within the air, the ATM manages to fall on top of a police car, crushing its top while shattering the front window along with the battling three falling inside the car through another portal.

“Hey!” A man’s voice shouted.

Looking behind them, the trio see a police officer outside the car with a shocked look on his face.

“Officer Morales!” Spider-Man yelped in shock, but then cleared his throat and said with a more deeper voice, “I mean, um-Officer Morales!”

Spot wraps his arm around his neck attempting to strangle him while Y/N struggles to sit up in the cramped vehicle. Spot looks at Officer Morales feigning innocence. “This is not what it looks like!” Spot said, calmly. Teleporting out of the car, the three end up flying through the air portal through portal. The cop yelps in surprise as he runs towards them, avoiding the people walking on the sidewalk.

“Hey! Hey!” Officer Morales shouted, “My kid goes here, man! I’m on the PTA! You know how many lemon bars I gotta bake for that?!”

Portaling through the busy streets, the fighting trio continue their silly prattle. Flying through one portal, Y/N begins to get dizzy as their dots begin to shift across their body. “Yeah, I’m really starting to get tired of this whole flying portal thing!” They groaned.

“Just bear with me, Dot! We just need to-“

“Wait, I have an idea!” Y/N exclaimed.

“What?”

“You take care of Spider-Man while I’ll take care of the cop chasing us!”

“What?! Dot, I don’t think-“

“M’kay, fun talk, bye!”

Y/N moves themself away from the portals, falling on the concrete street. They giggle in excitement as they dodge another speeding car, while running towards Officer Morales.

This moment was perfect! Y/N was finally about to get dangerous. Not only were they excited about getting ready to beat the crap outta them and Spot’s nemesis, but they also get to fight a cop on the same day! Now this is what Y/N called getting dangerous!

Adrenaline rushed through Y/N’s veins as they ran across the busy street, dodging the panicking cars. Getting into their own action, the dots on Y/N skin began to glow in anticipation and excitement as they catch up to the running cop. Meanwhile, Spot and Spider-Man are busy fighting while engaging in conversation. They portal in and out through the hallways of a professional high school, startling the students that walked by. Spot aggressively wraps his arms around Spider-Man’s waist as the young hero tries to push him away.

While Spider-Man pushes Spot into another portal, Y/N catches up to the cop, preparing to attack. They throw a glowing punch towards the cop’s head but he dodges it in panic. “Hey! Are you serious?!” He asked, exasperated. “You damn straight I am!” Y/N laughed, maniacally.

“You left in the middle of our fight!” Spot huffed, angrily.

“I did not! It was at the end!” Spider-Man replied nonchalantly.

“It was inconsiderate and super rude! And a little cocky, ah-!”

Falling into another portal, Spider-Man and the Spot end up falling onto the middle of the street. Officer Morales ends up catching up to the two, nearly leaving behind Y/N.

“Yeah, you got me agreeing with the bad guy!” Officer Morales, exclaimed.

“Bad guy?” Spider-Man chuckled, “He’s barely a villain of the week!”

“What’d you call me?!” Spot asked, seething with anger. “You realize I’m right here right?”

“Gyaaaaaaaaaah!”

Y/N jumps onto Officer Morales’ back like a feral animal, wrapping their legs around his waist while throwing their fists onto the back of his head. He yelps in pain and surprise as he began to lose his balance. “Hey! What the?! Get offa me, ow-!” He shouted.

Another portal opened beneath the group, making them fall in, slamming onto a public water tank. The four swirled frantically in the water, eventually teleporting to a busy construction site, bringing a large geyser of water with them.

Y/N was bent over on their knees and elbows as they coughed out water while clutching onto their neck. They look around and see the construction workers running away in panic. They then look forward and see Spider-Man and Officer Morales struggling to stand up. Anger courses through their veins as they begin to stand up, but they instantly freeze once they realize where they were.

This horrible place…

“Of course we’d end up back here…” Spot said, ominously.

Y/N darts their head towards Spot has he clutches onto a metal sign that reads, ‘Alchemax’.

The dots on Y/N’s body begins to shift as they look back forward. Spider-Man and Officer Morales are standing up and are bickering back and forth like a father and son. “Hey, you know what? You are just like my son!” Officer Morales spat. “I am?” Spider-Man, replied. ”I…that’s so silly! Imagine that!”

“Back where it all started!”

Spot angrily lunges towards Spider-Man, causing them to fall over a ledge.

That was where the destroyer collider was.

Without hesitation, Y/N jumps off the ledge, falling into the large portal that Spot left open. On the other end of the portal, Y/N ends up falling harshly onto the hard concrete ground while Spot was busy battling Spider-Man mid air again.

“The crucible of our connection!” Spot shouted, dramatically.

“Hey, don’t try to wow me with big words!” Spider-Man snarked back at him.

“Damn it…” Y/N groaned, shaking their head. While looking up see Spot and Spider-Man in the air, Y/N attention towards them breaks when they see the familiar white hexagons on the ground.

Out of every moment of pain that Y/N had experienced throughout their life, they will never forget the pain that they felt on that dark and fateful night. So many bad things have happened to Y/N and Spot throughout their lives. But nothing could possibly compare to the horrible things that happened on that very night on Alchemax. How quickly their lives changed then and there. How horrible their transformation was.

All because of a god damn spider.

Y/n hands begin to shake as they gulped quickly. Their heart begins to beat faster as they slightly pant in panic. They shake their head, snapping themselves out of it and immediately run towards Spot, completely ignoring the officer (who was now scared for his life). “Is it all coming back to you?!” Spot asked. “What are you talking about?!” Spider-Man said, angrily.

Spot clasps his hand on the bottom of the vigilante’s chin and turns his head towards a familiar sight. The fighting duo were now looking at the iris of the destroyed collider from last year. Spot could feel a angry chill flow down his spine while staring at the large dead machine.

“The creation of events!” Spot replied.

“…Wha…?” Spider-Man said innocently.

Meanwhile on the ground, Y/N runs around attempting to shoot Spider-Man, releasing the polka dots from their palms like cannons. Sadly, the polka dots kept missing him and only ended up hitting and melting other objects. They growl in frustration as they prepare to fire with their dots glowing, but once again, they end up flickering off. Y/N huffs in anger.

“A-fucking-gain?!” They shouted.

Finally falling onto the ground, Spider-Man bounces off of Spot, making him somersault backwards falling to the ground. Y/N instantly runs to his side while Spot stands back up preparing to attack. “You got a lotta nerve trying to play dumb from your own mistakes, Spider-Man. Are you that arrogant?” Y/N said. Spider-Man flinches out of confusion as he quickly raises an eyebrow.

“What?” Spider-Man said, ”No! I don’t even-“

“Destiny brought all of us here! You see now, don’t you?” Spot asked. “I-I really don’t!” Spider-Man, replied confused. “I am your nemesis!” Spot shouted, throwing portals at him. “You’re not my nemesis!” Spider-Man replied, annoyed. He backflips into the air, dodging the flying portals while shooting webs from his wrists towards Spot and Y/N’s direction. Y/N and Spot both chuckle in triumph as they both dodge the web line as it fired into the portal behind them.

“You missed!” Spot teased.

“Sucker!” Y/N giggled.

“You can’t contain The Spot and The Do-“

Spider-Man yanks onto the line of web, pulling out a large pile of broken metal and concrete from the portal. The debris ends up falling on top of the spotted duo, making them groan out of surprise and pain. Spot and Y/N angrily look towards Spider-Man as he walks in front of them. They began to feel déjà vu as they took in their surroundings.

Spider-Man was really starting to act like an asshole at this moment. He literally had no idea what sort of trouble he was putting himself into! He had the audacity to arrogantly battle his sworn enemies in the very place where Spot and Y/N’s fates were sealed?! The utter arrogance and disrespect!

Hot adrenaline began to course through Y/N’s veins as they began to grow livid. Spot sighs in anger attempting to push himself up from all of the debris on top of him. “You really don’t remember what you did to us? What we did for you?!” Spot asked. “Uh…no.” Spider-Man replied, nonchalantly. “I swear you’re so annoying…” Y/N muttered.

“I worked at Alchemax…” Spot began.

Y/N darts their head towards Spot in slight panic as he began to explain himself. “I ran a test on this collider that brought a spider here from another dimension. It escaped and it bit you! My spider made you Spider-Man!” He exclaimed.

“…What?” Spider-Man said.

“You ran through the cafeteria…you hit me with a bagel!” Spot said, angrily.

Oh yeah, that part.

“I’ve hit a lot a different villains with a lot of different food!” Spider-Man exclaimed.

The dots on Y/N’s skin began to glow in fury towards the young hero. Unbelievable! Spot was finally explaining the origin of his troubles towards Spider-Man and now the damn brat had the audacity to make jokes?! In a heavy moment like this?! Y/N swore Spider-Man was just begging for death at this moment!

Portals began to form above Spot as he began to crawl through them, portalling his way out of the debris and eventually standing back up from it. “You make your flippy…little sassy jokes and everyone loves them. But no one knows what it feels like to be on the other side of em’!” Spot said, his voice slightly cracking. Spider-Man raised his hands carelessly.

“I’m just trying to lighten the mood!” He said, nonchalantly.

That was the final straw for Y/N.

When Spot turns around to help them out of the debris, Y/N only roars in anger as they keep their eyes on Spider-Man. The dots across their body flicker and burst, causing the debris on top of them fly off in different directions. Spot and Spider-Man flinch in shock at the explosion as Y/N quickly stands up, dusting themselves off aggressively.

“Lighten the mood? Lighten the mood?! Well let’s see if you can lighten the mood after knowing this! I was a journalist who worked for The Daily Bugle. I dedicated my life to exposing the many secrets of Spider-Man and what he could do. After the old Spider-Man died I went to his grave for pictures, but instead I saw you!”

“What…?” Spider-Man yelped, softly.

“I saw you knock out a random guy. I saw you running from the police while carrying a body. An about throwing a bagel at my partner…you made me choke on one!” Y/N said.

Y/N remembered how they nearly choked on a random bagel that flung onto their face on that night last year.

“You guys must really not like bagels.” Spider-Man quoted.

“I remember taking pictures of you that night. And I took pictures of you on your trip to Wilson Fisk’s penthouse. My pictures made it to the public and made you known across Manhattan. If it weren’t for my pictures, the new Spider-Man wouldn’t have such a good image!” Y/N exclaimed.

“We created you! You created us.” Spot said, gesturing his hands between him, Y/N and Spider-Man.

“Spider-Man, why did you create those two?” Officer Morales asked, bewildered.

“I didn’t! They’re talking crazy!” Spider-Man exclaimed.

“We were in this collider room when you blew it up!” Spot yelled angrily.

“And you didn’t even bother saving us!” Y/N added, angrily.

Y/N shivered in fear as they remembered the night that they had transformed. How the bright dotted colors struck their skin.

How painful the transformation was…

“Because of you, I lost my job, my life, my face…my family won’t even look at me!” Spot cried.

Y/N darts their head towards Spot as he looks at Spider-Man angrily. A look of worry began to spread across their face as the spots on his body began to shift and flicker, reflecting his anger and irritation.

The thought of Spot being this angry was understandable, but still shocking for Y/N. They had a feeling that he must’ve had something nasty in mind for Spider-Man if he was this mad. Spots began to float from his pale skin, forming portals around him. A chill ran down Y/N’s spine as Spot slightly hunches over in anger, making him look more like a monster than a human.

“I made you into a hero! You made me into this! LOOK AT ME!” Spot shouted, his voice distorting.

He runs towards Spider-Man in angrily as portals surround him. Y/N runs after him, the dots on their body shifting and flickering. Spider-Man and Officer Morales back away in fear as the duo get closer.

“You did this to me! Look at me! I’ll make you respect me-!”

Spot and Y/N’s left foot falls into a portal causing it to teleport to their rear.

Kicking their own butts.

In sync, the duo ends up falling into two separate portals after falling in front of the Officer and vigilante in awkward positions.

“Johnny-!” Y/N said, before disappearing into the portal.

“I am your neme-!” Spot said, before falling in a portal.

The spotted duo disappeared.

After the portals disappear, Spider-Man and Officer Morales are left in shock as they stand in awkward silence.

“Wha-where… Where’d they go…?” Officer Morales asked.

“They…kicked their own butts!” Spider-Man quoted.

Meanwhile outside, a portal opens in the middle of a dirty alleyway. Y/N screams as they fall into a green dumpster, slightly bouncing off of the large black trash bags from the impact.

Sitting up in the trash, they grasp their head as they groan in pain from the long fall. After taking in their surroundings, Y/N huffs in disgust as they quickly scurry out of the dumpster, peeling the garbage off of them in the process. They softly land onto the concrete ground, peeling the rest of the garbage off of them.

Y/N sits up, expecting to see Spot looking down to them, but then sees no one. They look around in panic and see that no one was here. They instantly exhale in realization.

Y/N was alone.

“J-Johnny…?” Y/N said.

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