#brain no worky-

[finifugue]

something something Logan "my best friend on the grid is Oscar" Sargeant

and Oscar "I know Lando the best" Piastri

and Lando "Oscar doesn't play golf or Padel (like me and Carlos)" Norris

and Carlos "most physically affectionate with Charles" Sainz

and Charles "my best friend on the grid is Pierre" Leclerc

and Pierre "why are you all so weird about your teammates I fucking hate my teammate" Gasly

[winterbuckwild]

Steve is a body positive fitness streamer with a focus on flexibility and reducing pain.

Eddie is a gaming streamer who sits cross legged at an angle on his gaming chair for hours on end and, on camera, seems to suffer no particular after effects.

Steve does a video including a clip from one of Eddie's streams on bad posture with stretches on how to correct it and avoid severe back pain and get a dm only an hour later from a very grateful metalhead who was on his third dose of ibuprofen of the day and sounded like a rice krispie when he moved.

Steve clearly takes this as a challenge.

[fishfingersandscarves]

no idea where this would go, truly just wanted to make the title card

[teaboot]

(Late 90's action movie trailer voice) What if every fleeting thought that popped into your head felt like the most important thing in the universe

[seokmattchuus]

ZB1 Reaction to you having a neck/hand kink

A/n: Gifs could have been better but I been going through it so this is the best I can offer ;-;

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Jiwoong: *Loves to tease you about it. Pretends his pictures are innocent when you call him out on it.*

"I'm wearing those rings you bought me." He typed out with a smirk as he hit 'send'. "They look good, don't they?"

Hao: *Thoroughly confused when you're drooling over him. He doesn't get it, but he's not hating.*

"It's a simple chain?" He raised a brown when you wouldn't leave him alone. "Wh-?"

Hanbin: *Always wears a low-cut shirt with necklaces. Nothing completes the look like his tattoos.*

"We're finally home." He showed the camera while you video called, panning it lower and pretending like he's tired.

Matthew: *Purposefully takes pictures of new rings/necklaces he gets. A whole tease about it.*

"I bought these rings, recently." He sent you a text with a picture. "I can't wait to see how they look wrapped around your neck."

Taerae: *Doesn't know what's going on. Truly. He thinks you just have a knack for jewelry.* (What he doesn't know won't hurt him amirite)

"They gave me these to choose fro-" He started before you cut him off, choosing for him.

Ricky: *Takes you shopping with him because seeing you worked up does wonders for his ego."

"What about this one?" He smirked as he posed to show off. "I'll take that as a 'yes'."

Gyuvin: *Loves watching you put different rings/necklaces on him. Thinks of it as cute little date.*

"Having fun princess?" He chuckled as you clasped the fifth necklace on him before taking photos.

Gunwook: *He's all for it but he can't help but be mildly confused by it from time to time.*

"A...chain?" He cocked his head to the side at the present you gave him. "Because it makes my neck..look good?"

[sirclitoressa]

you...don't do that? (larissa memes neurodivergent edition)

[dirtgrubber]

okay guys i need your help thinking of halloween costumes for the rest of the hotel staff. i’ve already got lucifer and alastor covered (though send me costumes for them as well if you’d like)

[hier--soir]

hey folks

popping in to say a lover’s pinch part four will probably be shared more towards the end of the month

my personal life is down the shitter at the moment and im sad and stressed, so in the minimal time i've spent writing i am simply producing the most depressing angsty shit i've ever created lmao

so yeah just a heads up that an update is still like two weeks away

to those who've sent things through to my ask box or dms, i am seeing it, i adore you and your ideas and i will get to answer them soon i promise ! thank you to those who are so excited for the coming parts of the series (i am too!)

(and ???? to the person who commented “waiting…” on part three of ALP... you’re on thin ice with me pal)

[lateonsetemo]

characters with lots of creepy eyes are so gender. i will not be elaborating at this time

[chicinlicin]

some little guys, i'm very late but whateverrrrrr #mooglaritavilleAP

[minisculegemstone]

Ok so I'd have to reread a huge swathe of svsss to properly make this analysis which I don't have the braincells for rn but it is wild to me that like. The general perception of Shen Yuan is that he is self destructive to a fault which like. Yeah no I understand exactly where that comes from and I don't think his self preservation is. Great or anything but like. The man did push Binghe into the abyss despite everything so that he wouldn't be booted back into his (dead) body. Like that's a pretty significant thing he did. Yeah he thought it would mean Binghe would kill him in the future but between "immediate death" and "almost certain future death at the hands of someone I love care deeply about" he chose the latter which has significantly more wiggle room in terms of survivability. And then he literally put together a backup plan so that he could survive being killed. I'm not saying his sacrifices aren't meaningful and he definitely does seem to think that dying is a solution to some problems, but he does consistently choose to live when possible, even if he just thinks it's for a short while longer

[softplumbs]

Nur's only friend in college (SO FAR!!) can't exactly help with her biology presentation but she can help her make it prettier!!

ARTS AND BIOLOGY BESTIES!!

ft overwhelmed npc

[t00thpasteface]

for the love of god will someone please just bring in the dancin lobstas

[seokmattchuus]

When Matthew tells you he's been a bit stressed with debut preparations, you help him get his mind off of things. With some handcuffs and a torturous, never-ending hand job.

[adrift-in-thyme]

*splats*

My adrenaline has abandoned me