#brad and his recon babe

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romcom bradnate neighbor au where they live across in the hallway of some flat and see each other every morning on their way to work but it never gets past brad's spicy innuendos and nate's sassy comebacks because they're being dumb until one night the fire alarm goes off and nate only thinks about saving his shriveled cacti and his laptop so he's freezing his ass off in a pair of joggers but brad's there too in the parking lot being all smooth suggesting they go get some coffee at a nearby 24hr diner until the firemen are done inspecting the building as it wasn't a real fire anyway and gives nate his leather jacket to stave off the cold but the food at said diner is shit so brad suggests he'll throw some lasagna in the oven when they get back to the flat so there they are at 3 in the morning eating brad's homemade cooking with nate playing his own version of 20 questions while still wearing the leather jacket and brad can't stop smiling and it's all really adorable

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Generation Kill ▸ Brad Colbert and Nate Fick in The Cradle of Civilization

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"I'm glad you're my team leader."

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nate looking like that and brad is, you know, looking

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BradNate + howtogetaguytowantyou.com (x)

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BradNate + Brad’s totally legitimate inner thoughts

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"Colbert’s team took a wrong turn at the bridge."

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They want me to be more aggressive. Send the men into this. For what? So I can come home with 21 men instead of 22? For what? // I trust your judgment, sir. // I can be wrong. A platoon commander’s situational awareness doesn’t extend very far. // Far enough, sir.

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hey, do you have any gk headcanons?

Hey babe, yes I do!!!

Aside from the fact that Brad and Nate are married deeply in love, I'll just list some of them ↓↓

Ray may be infamous for smearing whatever sustenance all over his face while ingesting it, he firmly stands behind eating oreo cookies the right way, as backed up by science.

Brad has a terrible taste in clothing, yes, but he's 100% aware of it and the impact his sense of style has on the populace. Some may speculate he's the new frontrunner of the anti-fashion movement, unironically burning a bra in the backlot at 3am, but honestly, Brad just doesn't carry enough fucks in his pockets to rifle through piles of clothing in the mall. He knows he looks good in anything.

Tony is definitely the bury-the-body type of friend. He will tear your ear off bitching about it, delivering a monologue about the fuck ups of the white man until you willingly want to join said body in the grave, but he always has your back.

Rudy wears happy socks.

I've said it before, and I'm saying it again; Nate is the kind of dude who puts so much sugar into any hot beverage your teeth will rot off with one sip. It's disgusting. Everybody hates it.

Nate is also that dude who uses a 10-in-1 body wash and still has the smooth complexion of a 14-day-old infant.

Mike is the best poker player. I know everybody would say Brad is, but this man can play a table with his poker face like no other. Is he cheating? Are the invisible/blonde eyebrows the defining factor in hiding his true intentions? Nobody knows.

Q-tip and Christesson recorded a rap album once in a dingy garage. It was actually quite good. The grittiness and the neighbor's dog barking in the background added to the vibe. Everybody has a copy.

Brad most definitely did not cry a little when Nate proposed. He didn't, they're all lying. There was a lash stuck in the corner of his eye. Do you even understand how much that can hurt? Exactly.

Nate will remember the birthday of his coworker's cousin's sister's son but will forget why he went to the supermarket in the first place when he gets there if he doesn't make a list. Brad all too happily makes fun of him but is deeply mystified at the same time.

Brad and Nate are that boring couple who will stay in during the weekends because curling up together on the couch watching a dumb action movie or pointing out everything wrong with The Hurt Locker and just spending time together, in each other's orbit, without any distractions or scrutiny, is very precious and I think they wouldn't be that big into PDA anyway so they take whatever they can get.

Thank you for the ask anon!! Have a nice day!!💜💜

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"The ROE aren't a lot of help here."

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#wake up babe time for some more bs

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So there's this post and I had to make the gif.

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"A platoon commander's situational awareness doesn't extend very far."

"Far enough, sir."

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💘happy (early) valentines day💘

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''You want logistics, join the army. Marines make do.''