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unvierte ยท 2 months ago
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๐ ๐จ๐š๐ซ๐๐ž๐ง.
๐—Œ๐—‚๐—‡๐—๐—ˆ-๐—†๐–พ ๐–พ๐—‘๐–บ๐—Ž๐—Œ๐—๐—ˆ. ๐—๐–บ๐—‡๐—๐–บ๐—Œ ๐—‰๐—‹๐–พ๐—ˆ๐–ผ๐—Ž๐—‰๐–บ๐–ผฬง๐—ˆฬƒ๐–พ๐—Œ ๐—Š๐—Ž๐–พ ๐—ƒ๐—ˆ๐—€๐–บ๐—‹๐–บ๐—† ๐–พ๐—† ๐—†๐—‚๐—‡๐—๐–บ๐—Œ ๐–ผ๐—ˆ๐—Œ๐—๐–บ๐—Œ... ๐–ฝ๐–พ๐—‚๐—‘๐–พ-๐—†๐–พ ๐–ฝ๐–พ๐—Œ๐—…๐—‚๐—€๐–บ๐–ฝ๐—ˆ ๐—‰๐—ˆ๐—‹ ๐—Ž๐—† ๐—†๐—ˆ๐—†๐–พ๐—‡๐—๐—ˆ; ๐—Œ๐—‚๐—‡๐—๐—ˆ ๐—Š๐—Ž๐–พ ๐–ฝ๐–พ๐—Œ๐–บ๐–ป๐–บ๐—‹๐–พ๐—‚ ๐—‡๐—ˆ๐—๐–บ๐—†๐–พ๐—‡๐—๐–พ ๐—Š๐—Ž๐–บ๐—‡๐–ฝ๐—ˆ ๐—ˆ๐—Ž๐—๐—‚๐—‹ ๐–ฟ๐–บ๐—…๐–บ๐—‹ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ฎ. ๐—†๐–พ๐—Ž ๐–ผ๐—ˆ๐—‹๐–บ๐–ผฬง๐–บฬƒ๐—ˆ ๐—‰๐–บ๐—…๐—‰๐—‚๐—๐–บ; ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐˜‚๐—บ๐—ฎ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ฐฬง๐—ฎฬƒ๐—ผ ๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ถ๐—บ, ๐—†๐–พ๐—Ž ๐—‰๐–พ๐—‚๐—๐—ˆ ๐–ฝ๐—ˆฬ๐—‚, ๐—Œ๐—Ž๐–บ๐—Œ ๐—‰๐–บ๐—…๐–บ๐—๐—‹๐–บ๐—Œ ๐—†๐–พ ๐–ฟ๐–บ๐—“๐–พ๐—† ๐—Š๐—Ž๐–พ๐—‹๐–พ๐—‹ ๆญปใฌใ“ใจใ€‚ โ† ๐–บ๐—Œ ๐—๐–พ๐—“๐–พ๐—Œ ๐–พ๐—Ž ๐—‡๐–บฬƒ๐—ˆ ๐—Š๐—Ž๐–พ๐—‹๐—‚๐–บ ๐—๐–พ๐—‹ ๐—†๐–พ ๐š๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ข๐๐จ.
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๐—๐—‹๐–บ๐—๐–พ-๐—†๐–พ ๐–ผ๐—ˆ๐—†๐—ˆ ๐—Œ๐–พ๐—Ž ๐—†๐–บ๐—‚๐—Œ ๐–ป๐–พ๐—…๐—ˆ ๐–พ ๐˜‚ฬ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ผ ๐—†๐–พ๐—‡๐—‚๐—‡๐—ˆ.
ใ…ค ๐—ƒ๐–พ ๐—Œ๐—Ž๐—‚๐—Œ ๐—๐—ˆ๐—Ž๐—ƒ๐—ˆ๐—Ž๐—‹๐—Œ ๐—…'๐–บ๐—†๐—‚๐–พ trans. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ
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detectivebambam ยท 29 days ago
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Can we have a boys like you snippet please ๐Ÿซ 
OF COURSE
"Avery ran his fingers through Kevin's hair, tugging lightly to feel him tremble against his skin. As he raked his nails across Kevin's back, it became clear to him what he was asking for."
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itzymidzy ยท 3 months ago
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2 years ago, ITZY released their very 1st English song "Boys Like You"
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๏น’๏น’ใ€€boys like you gifs! โ™ก
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Charlotte Lawrence - Boys Like You
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BOYS LIKE YOU (2023)
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s0nglyrcs ยท 2 years ago
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โ€œwatch me fall for every damn stereotypeโ€
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byuntrash101 ยท 6 months ago
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subby lix for the win ๐Ÿ’• thank you for keeping this fic in your faves <333 I do also love it very much its cute but also..... filthy
boys like you
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dom!reader x sub!felix
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the first try was a test run but this time you promised to show felix what girls like you really do to boys like him. sequel to girls like me but can be read as a stand alone
nsfw tags under the cut
nerdsub!felix is too cute he just wants to be the goodest boy </3, dom!reader, felix's freckles โ™ก (again), pet names (good boy, babyboy), slight degradation, slight humilation, oral (m), rimming, overstim, multiple orgasms (m), unprotected sex (uh naur), creampie, praising, handjob, corruption kink, edging, begging, facial (m)
a/n: i totally did not take months to publish part 2. anyways this is the final part i hope you enjoy <3 dont hesitate to tell me <3
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Felix just couldnโ€™t sleep. After that encounter in the library he kept thinking about you. He kept thinking of how his body reacted to every single touch. And to think after your last class tomorrow you were going to come back to his dorm with himโ€ฆย 
He turned on his stomach, trying to ignore the way his hardened cock rubbed on the mattress. He just needed some sleep, that's all.
At first Felix was scared things would be awkward, but they werenโ€™t at all. You just put him at ease and he thought his heart was going to fall out of his chest when you suddenly held his hand while walking from the campus to his dorm.
You briefly greeted his roommates while he offered you something to drink. You chatted lightheartedly with Christopher from your microorganism study class and recognized Seungmin that was hanging out in the library a lot too. But that didnโ€™t last long because to be honest you were just eager to get Felix all alone, all to yourself.ย 
When he took you to his bedroom and closed the door behind himself he turned around and was already blushing.
โ€œWellโ€ his deep voice spoke just above a whisper. โ€œThatโ€™s my roomโ€ he leaned his back against the door and looked back at you so coyly, the tip of his ears already taking on an adorable pink hue.
You waited for this for so long, you didnโ€™t have it in you to hold back anymore. You walked to him and placed both your hands flat on the door at each side of him. By reflex Felix stiffened his back against the cold door, holding his breath as you caged him in.
โ€œYouโ€™re already so flustered and I haven't even laid a single finger on you yetโ€ you whispered against the thin skin of his neck as he tilted his head up, allowing you access to him. You licked along his sharp jaw and felt his throat vibrate as he let out a deep hum of satisfaction.
Your hand firmly wrapped around his waist, making him gasp. You took advantage of this to crash your lips on his. Slipping your tongue past his lips as your other hand wrapped around his neck, your thumb prying his jaw open.
He moaned into your mouth as you pressed your hips against his, your grip on his waist, tightening, bruising his sensitive skin.ย  You felt his already hard and throbbing cock press against your lower stomach and you pushed your thigh between his legs. Felix moaned again, a deep rumble hitting you right in the chest. He couldnโ€™t have been happier, immediately, without even much thinking he welcomed the new found pleasure as he rubbed himself against your thigh. You smirked against his lips. Yearning for more friction, he wanted you so bad. He wanted to feel you, he wanted more, more of you. But you stepped back. He couldnโ€™t help but whine.
โ€œFuck, youโ€™re already this hard from a simple little kissโ€ You grabbed onto his balls, lightly squeezing them which made him suck in a deep shaky breath and squint his eyes shut.
โ€œAn eager little whore, arenโ€™t we?โ€ you asked, tilting your face in adoration as you observed him peel one eye open and his freckled cheeks flushed red. โ€œSay itโ€ you ordered.
You squeezed harder when he didnโ€™t respond quick enough. His jaw fell open.
โ€œF-fuckโ€ he whispered under his breath. โ€œI-Iโ€™m an eager little whoreโ€ he finally let out. Already he felt like he could cum just from the sheer humiliation he was feeling, shame and arousal bubbling in his guts and mixing until indiscernible.ย 
You smirked when you noticed his dick twitch, you were still testing the waters here but you were pleased to discover elite student Lee Felix enjoyed a little pain and humiliation.ย 
You let go of his sack to bring your hand over his clothed hard on. Palming it very lightly. It took Felix everything he had not to grind against you again.
โ€œYou know I'm not holding back today, right love?โ€ you whispered into his ear. The pet name sent a myriad of butterflies in his stomach.
โ€œY-yesโ€ he said, holding his breath, as he let his hips jerk one single time unintentionally out of reflex.
โ€œIโ€™m gonna ruin you for anybody elseโ€ you growled in his ear.ย 
โ€œYes, yes pleaseโ€ he answered. โ€œI donโ€™t want anybody elseโ€ he said, his deep voice cracking.
โ€œGood boyโ€ you praised applying more pressure as a reward which made him moan. โ€œStrip for me and lay on the bed.โ€
In a split second Felix was completely nude laid down on the bed for you. His red and swollen cock laying flat on his stomach and leaking precum onto his abs. The sight of him obediently waiting for you made your cunt pulse.ย 
โ€œSpread your legs, babyboyโ€ you ordered as you also slipped out of your clothes, abandoning them without a care on the carpeted floor. You felt your heartbeat stutter as you spotted Felixโ€™s hole.
You found your spot between his legs, wrapping your arms under his thighs and your palms pushing his hips down.ย 
โ€œYouโ€™re already so wet for meโ€ you said, swiping your tongue on his slit as he arched his back. The salty taste was absolutely divine. You took him past your lips, your tongue focussing on the sensitive head.ย 
Felix couldnโ€™t believe his eyes. He couldnโ€™t believe your beautiful face was currently taking his cock. His dick disappearing behind your lips, just before reappearing covered in your spit. Fuck he wanted this to never ever end.
โ€œFuckโ€ he gasped as you sucked him harder hollowing your cheeks and looking up at his flushed face, his freckles almost erased by the tomato red tint spread across his cheeks and nose.ย 
When you felt him dangerously twitch you popped him out of your mouth in a lewd wet sound. He wanted to whimper at the loss of your lips around him but was cut with a gasp when you pulled on his hips, lifting them in the air. Felix found himself in a very precarious situation where his body weight was resting on his upper back and his legs were spread in the air.
You wrapped your arm around his waist and started to pump around his cock. Resting his lower back against your chest and spreading his ass cheeks with your other hand. You found yourself face to face with his blinking eager little hole. You immediately delved in, swirling your tongue around his rim. Felix started to moan, this time it was more high pitched.
You gave him a couple licks as you lazily pumped around his hard cock now dripping precum onto Felixโ€™s chest and neck due to the position.
Then you pushed one finger in. The reaction was everything you had hoped for. The lewdest, most sinful sound you ever heard escaped Felix's lips.ย 
โ€œLike that baby?โ€ you asked as you curled your finger right into the blondeโ€™s prostate.ย 
โ€œYesss!!! Oh my godโ€ he choked.ย 
It was the very first time he was fingered and he never suspected it could feel this good. He had to cover his mouth with the back of his hand trying to muffle his moans as you started to come and go inside his tight little ass.
โ€œDonโ€™t cover your mouth, babyโ€ you whispered, planting a kiss on his inner thigh. โ€œI want Chris and Seungmin to hear how much of a good little slut you are for meโ€ you sunk your teeth into the soft fleshy muscle as Felix obediently laid back his hand at his side.
You slipped another finger in and Felix couldnโ€™t help but to scream in bliss, sure that this time his roommates had heard him. But he couldnโ€™t help himself at the way you were deliciously spreading him open, loosening his tight little hole while you started pumping around his cock a little faster. Felix was seeing stars.
โ€œYes fucking scream for meโ€ you said swirling your tongue around your fingers adding yet an other layer of pleasure to Felix.
You kept on harassing his sweet spot and cock head until his legs were trembling.
โ€œC-Can I cum?โ€ he asked, already about to burst.ย 
โ€œHold it in a little longer for me okay?โ€ you asked, looking down at him. He whined, as his vision turned blurry.
He knew he was already too far gone. He wouldnโ€™t be able to hold on unless you completely stopped.ย 
โ€œI c-canโ€™tโ€ he said through gritted teeth, fisting the sheets beside his face and trying his best not to cum.
He was so cute, chest as flushed as the tip of his cock, eyes glazed over. You could tell he was doing his absolute maximum to be obedient and keep it in but truth is. You wanted him to fail.
You started to pump your fingers in and out faster and held onto his cock tighter, setting him for failure as he came undone.ย 
โ€œIโ€™m sorryโ€ he cried.
You felt his hole flutter open and clenching down on your fingers as he reached his peak. You angled his cock right at his face as large ropes of hot cum came crashing down on his face as he chanted โ€œsorry sorry sorryโ€ squirts after squirts of thick cum splashing on his freckled cheeks and his half open lips, mumbling apologies.
You slowed down the pace allowing him to ride off his high. Squeezing the last drops of cum right out of his tip and licking your fingers clean of the remnants.
You let go of him and his legs fall back in front of him while his red chest heaved up and down.ย 
โ€œYou really canโ€™t listen to simple orders can you now?โ€ you grabbed him by the neck, straddling him, the harsh gesture pulled him down from his high.
โ€œIโ€™m s-sorry. I-I really triedโ€ he panted โ€œIt just felt too good I couldnโ€™t-โ€ย 
โ€œShut up!โ€ you said, squeezing around his neck, Felixโ€™s jaw automatically went lax, his beautiful brown eyes rolling to the back of his head.ย 
Before his dick went limp you grabbed it at the base and aimed it at your entrance. Felix shuddered when he felt his sensitive tip rub against your dripping heat. You sunk down your hips on him, he couldn't help but to mewl so pathetically as he shook under you from overstimulation.
You smirked, knowing the torture had just begun for him.
With all of this teasing you found yourself just as eager for release and since you didnโ€™t have one ounce of mercy left in you you decided to set the killing pace right from the get go.
You moan in bliss at how full you felt, Felixโ€™s pretty cock perfectly fitting inside you. You sighed as the familiar knot tightened in the pit of your stomach, the sounds of skin clashing against skin bouncing off the thin walls of the dorm bedroom.
Felix on the other hand felt like his body was going up in flames, large beads of sweat running down his temples and wetting the pillow he was currently fisting, trying his best not to let his hands fly to your waist to stop their relentless back and forth. He could help but to scream at the overstimulation, the forced pleasure transforming into torture.
โ€œIโ€™m almost there, sweet babyboyโ€ you moaned, smiling fondly at the blondeโ€™s face distorted with pain and pleasure. โ€œYouโ€™re gonna be a good boy and let me use you until I cum?โ€ you questioned as you had one hand on his chest, helping you keep your balance as you smashed your hips down just to reel them back up again.
โ€œYesssss!!!โ€ Felix agreed, nodding his head enthusiastically, his eyebrows meeting on his forehead. โ€œPlease please please use meโ€ he begged. Those words were costing him his sanity but he didnโ€™t care. He only wanted to be good to you. Be good for you. To please you. In this moment he felt like it was his only purpose. He was born for this. Born to feel the strangulating clenches of your sweet dripping cunt around his cock, reduced to a mere toy for your pleasure. Thatโ€™s what he wanted to be for you.
โ€œYouโ€™re my toyโ€ you said, seeming to have read his mind, raspy voice lowering.
Felix needed nothing more to cum a second time. This time the climax ripped through his entire body sending his soul ablaze as he delivered his seed inside you. You followed right after continuing your coming and going and fucking his cum deeper into your pulsating pussy. Soon your movements became sloppy, unable to maintain the pace as you also reach your peak, heat overflowing your body and mind as you slipped into a trance.
You crashed next to felix. You turned your face to see him looking completely at peace with himself, his lips parted and taking breaths, the blonde fringe stuck to his sweaty forehead.
You caressed his cheeks with the back of your hand and he immediately pressed his face against you.
โ€œYou did so well for me, my babyโ€ you praised. โ€œmy pretty babyboyโ€ you said fondly pressing a soft kiss to his lips.
โ€œGive me 15 minutes and I promise this time Iโ€™ll be even better for youโ€
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a/n: im going brrr brrr for sub!lix he's just so cute like i cant! i hope you enjoyed. dont hesitate to tell me if you did. my asks are open always <3
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inbabylontheywept ยท 5 months ago
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i did wrestling in middle school. on one hand, i was actually quite good at it, which was nice. being good at any sport was a new achievement for me. on the other hand, i was bi, and i was trying very hard not to notice that i was bi, and getting folded into knots by very kind, very muscular dorks made that task somewhat difficult.
adding fire to the problem was that my parents and my grandparents wanted to watch my matches, because they were very proud that their Gangly Nerd Son was actually Sporting, and they wanted to cheer me on. which would've been sweet and all, but if there are four people you do not want there during a key part of your Burgeoning Sexual Awakening, it is your mom and your dad and your grandma and your grandpa.
right? i mean, imagine some guy's got your head in his armpit, and you're going you know, old sweat smells bad, but fresh sweat has a sort of and then you make eye contact with your grandpa in the stands and you remember you're swearing spandex so if you pop a boner people aren't just going to be able to see the outline, they're going to be able to count the veins, and the only way you will be able to restore your family's honor after that would be by moving to siberia and renouncing joy, forever. that, or lift your entire body up by your kneck then twist 180 degrees without paralyzing yourself.
itโ€™s a lot of pressure, is what iโ€™m saying.
still it did motivate me to win my matches really fast. because i was so tall and skinny, i was stupidly good at the double leg takedown, and then once someone was knocked down, i'd just do the half nelson and kind of flip em over for the pin. then the ref would count to three and iโ€™d win. EZPZ.
i had one match where that went great. won in the first ten seconds, sat back down, and prepared myself for a good hour or two of doing fuck all. didn't even feel bad the parents/grandparents were gonna be bored. the matches went up from me in 5 pound increments (i was in the 115 lbs division) and it was going great until we got to the 145 lbs division. the other school's wrestler stepped onto the mat, and she turned out to be a girl so our guy flipped, because for straight guys, wrestling a girl is not a pleasant experience.
i'm not entirely unsympathetic. my experience wrestling dudes was definitely a little traumatic. but also, i dealt. guy could've dealt too. instead, he refused to wrestle, and the coach went - fine. not even worth fighting over.
so he went to the 140 pounder, and that guy said, nosir, my mom said mormons can't wrestle girls. next guy down, 135 pounder, now he knew he could pull the same card and thus did. 130 pounder, 125, both tapped out. he got to the 120 guy, and that guy was catholic, but he said he was considering being mormon, and thus would have to pass. as a precaution.
coach blew up a little at that. he said "is there anyone - anyone - on this entire goddamn team that is willing to wrestle a girl?" and then he pointed at me and said "YOU. MAT. GO."
and i'll be real, if i'd been paying more attention, i'd have pulled the mormon card too, but i'd just been putting all that audio into a buffer file because i was reading, so i was halfway across the mat before i even processed what had been said and by then it was too late to turn back.
still i had a plan. and my plan - my beautiful, perfect plan - was to do what i'd always done. tackle, flip, pin, win. sit down. read. bore my family to death. move on.
i got the first part right. she was bigger than me, but she wasn't taller. just an incredibly stout woman. god built me like a snake with glasses, just as he built her like a combat cube. the problem was the half nelson. soon as she was down, i tried hooking my arm under hers from behind and for both genders, the defense for this move is just clamping your arms really fucking tight against your sides. if you're a guy, that's whatever, but if you're a girl - especially if you're god's chosen combat cube - that pins your opponents hand right against your boob.
so, i got the hook in, she clamped, my whole arm pressed against something soft, my coach was yelling THE HALF NELSON. BABYLON! JUST FINISH IT! FINISH THE HALF NELSON! and i was just trying to press hard enough to finish, when then my brain went
...oh.
and i flipped out. of course i flipped out. i like girls, and touching a boob is an elemental experience, and i was not ready. i was not prepared. i had not committed the sacred rites. i recoiled like i'd just brushed my arm against the surface of the sun, stood up, and backed away. nobody in the room knew why i'd given up. all they saw was me, right about to win, suddenly flailing around and scrambling. so everyone started screaming at me to just get the half nelson again, and i couldn't really yell back there's a fuckin' boob in the way and it was very distressing, and the only way i could think of to make them stop was just doing it over again the right way.
so i did.
i hunkered down and prepared myself for Wrasslin' Attempt #2: The Sequel.
i knocked her down again, EZPZ. i went for the half nelson again, but she knew what i was about to do so she super clamped, and i knew she was gonna super clamp, so i wound my arm back like a pop-eye cartoon punch before swinging my arm through the gap between her bicep and her side, but the amount of time i spent winding back super signalled what i was about to to do, which gave her time to clamp even harder, which somehow redirected the entire force of the popeye punch to the bottom of her bra.
it spat out a single boob the same way an action hero might spit out one single tooth after getting a solid crack across the jaw. as if to say:
*ptooie.* "that all you got?"
i did not actually see this. my experience was that first there was an arm, then there was a bit of boob, but i was braced, i was ready, forward at all costs, tatakae motherfuckers, and then the boob went away, and i didn't know where it went but my team, and the audience, and everyone who was in front of me, they all gasped like i just kicked them in the stomach. except for my coach. he was behind me, and thus one of the four people in the room who did not see the boob. now my mom, my dad, my grandma, and my grandpa, they all got flashed but nooooooo, coach thunderbutt was behind me, and he didn't see shit so he was still yelling NOOOOOO BABYLON WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUST FINISH THE NELSON! GO FOR THE KILL! BABYLON! BABYLON!
but i did not go for the kill. i stood up and she stuffed her boob back real fast, and we just kind of circled each other awkwardly until time ran out and i won on points. that's not technically allowed, but the ref had some mercy on me.
my coach did not.
i barely had time to sit down before he strode over to the bench to chew me out.
"babylon," he said, in that very calm way people get when they're too pissed to yell. "why didn't you pin?"
and i didn't know how to say well coach, i tried, but there was a boob, and it kept getting in the way, and my mom was watching, and so was my dad, and so was his dad, and his mom, and god (like bible god) and that's a can of worms because i'm pretty sure he was already mad at me, and i'm wearing spandex, and i think i might have to move to siberia, so instead i said
"i uh. i forgot how to do the half nelson."
which is actually impossible. forgetting how to do the half nelson is like forgetting how to swallow your spit.
and he looked at me, like i was the dumbest person in the entire world, and i looked through him like i'd just survived my 250th day in a trench at verdun, and he said: fine.
fine.
but we're all going to practice it for an hour tomorrow because you forgot.
and then he left.
and my buddies had the gall to be salty about it. i got so many comments saying "dude, why didn't you just tell him the truth?" and i said "you can if you care so damn much. you could've wrestled the girl too. maybe someone else should do the hard thing today."
but they didn't. so the next day, we did an hour of half nelson drills, and i spent a decent amount of time getting thrown around the mat, and it was pleasant in exactly the way that i hated and the year after that, to the surprise of everyone but myself, i quit wrestling and joined the trivia team.
and if you want more reasons to love my mom, my grandpa joked after the match that i might have to talk to my bishop about it, and my mom told him he would be allowed to make jokes after he stood in front of a crowd of 110 people in spandex underpants while wrestling a woman that was not his wife.
he paused for almost five seconds after that. then he said: aw. hell. sorry babylon.
and i'd have preferred my apology from god, but getting it from him was pretty good too.
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detectivebambam ยท 21 days ago
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I HAVE FOOD FOR Y'ALL
https://archiveofourown.org/works/61134661
A BRAND NEW CHAPTER OF BOYS LIKE YOU HOT FROM THE OVEN
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menmysister ยท 4 months ago
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โ€œHey man please make something normal at craft night this timeโ€
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jabberwick ยท 9 months ago
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Human Bill Cipher
(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)
And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.
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