#boyo peanut butter

[the-boyo1]

Benefits of Peanut Butter: Heart Health, Weight Management, and More

People of all ages adore peanut butter because it is tasty and adaptable. It not only satisfies our palates but also has a host of health advantages. In this article, we'll examine the many advantages of peanut butter, including how it may help you lose weight and improve your heart health. So take a dollop of your preferred peanut butter, and let's explore its wonderful benefits!

How Healthy is Peanut Butter as you think vs How actually it is:

Rich in Heart-Healthy Fats

The high concentration of heart-healthy fats in peanut butter is one of the product's main advantages. It has monounsaturated fats, which have been shown to raise HDL levels and lower LDL levels, respectively. You may encourage a healthy heart and minimize your risk of cardiovascular problems by including peanut butter in your diet.

Prominent Protein Source

A vital macronutrient, protein aids in the development and repair of tissues, the growth of muscles, and the maintenance of a strong immune system. Protein-rich peanut butter is a great option for people who want to get the recommended amount of protein each day. You may provide your body with energy by eating a peanut butter sandwich or include it in your smoothies for better protein needs fulfillment.

Nutrient-Dense Powerhouse

Peanut butter is a nutrient-dense food in addition to being a source of protein and good fats. Vitamin E, magnesium, potassium, and phosphorus are just a few of the critical vitamins and minerals it contains. These nutrients help to maintain healthy biological processes including boosting bone health, boosting the immune system, and promoting neurological function.

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Promotes fullness and aids with weight management

Contrary to common perception, eating peanut butter in moderation can help you control your weight. Its high protein and fiber levels help you feel fuller for longer because of enhanced satiety. This can help with weight reduction or maintenance goals by lowering the urge to snack on unhealthy foods.

Increases Energy

Peanut butter might help you out if you need a surge of energy. It delivers a constant burst of energy and is stuffed with good fats, protein, and carbs, making it the perfect pre-or post-workout snack. For a healthy and invigorating treat, spread some peanut butter over whole-grain toast or combine it with a banana.

Promotes Nutritional Absorption

Vitamins A, D, E, and K are examples of fat-soluble vitamins, meaning they need lipids to be properly absorbed by the body. The beneficial fats in peanut butter can help other meals that are eaten with it absorb these vitamins. 

FAQs about Peanut Butter

1] Is peanut butter safe for those who have nut allergies?

Since peanuts are technically legumes and not genuine nuts, peanut butter is not acceptable for people with nut allergies. Before considering consuming peanut butter, people with nut allergies should speak with their doctor.

2] Is natural peanut butter a better option for your health than jarred varieties?

Yes, natural peanut butter is frequently seen as a better alternative to commercially available kinds. There are often fewer preservatives, chemicals, and added sugars in natural peanut butter. To make sure you select a brand without extra hydrogenated oils or excessive sugar, it is crucial to read the ingredients list.

3] Can peanut butter assist with diabetes management?

Yes, when taken in moderation as part of a healthy diet, peanut butter can be helpful for those with diabetes. It is an appropriate choice for preserving steady glucose levels because of its low glycemic index, which helps prevent sudden rises in blood sugar levels.

4] Can peanut butter be a part of a diet to lose weight?

Due to its high protein and fiber content, which helps with satiety, peanut butter may be used in a weight reduction diet. It's important to consume it in moderation and to take your entire calorie intake into account to achieve your weight reduction objectives.

Conclusion

In conclusion, peanut butter has several advantages besides only delicious flavor. This nutrient-dense spread has several benefits, such as helping weight control and heart health. Peanut butter may be a flexible and healthy option for everything from a protein-packed snack to an instant energy boost. Always choose natural types without excessive additives, and consume this delectable delicacy sparingly. Enjoy the advantages of peanut butter—heart health, weight control, and more.

[phanboyo]

You know it's bad when you can't decide which you relate to most, "what door? The door to the miCROWWAVE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" or "I say—I think—I haven't—look, I have trouble even mentioning, even saying to myself in my own head the number of years,"

[shadowpuppetteer]

So happy that my last fan comic had such a positive impact! 🧡💜 Thank you all for the kind words and positive affirmations to each other. To all the creative people out there, making a living from your work, having it as a hobby, or use it as a way to connect with others, you and your work are worthy. Here are some good chibi boyos, it's peanut butter jelly time!

[hag-o-hags]

There's a trainer in my area who's apparently considered a ~wonderworker~ with Problem Dogs. My friend took her boy to this lady's program and came back with

Detailed instructions for using the shock collar

Spray bottle

Wand of Rolled Up Newspaper

Bigger issue with defensiveness over the dog's behavior, reactivity, and needs than before

NOW, this poor boy won the Behavioural Issues Lottery

(weened at 4 weeks)

(because his dam was too young and trying to kill her litter)

(herding dog mix)

(first 13ish months living mostly in an apartment)

(mom works in the hospitality industry so schedule and stability for dog is NOT GREAT!)

(several issues with VERY BAD pet sitters) (all relatives of mom or other mom) (moms were furious and none of those people are allowed to be alone with EITHER dog)

so like. I'm not at all gonna pretend like this kiddo doesn't have some pretty bad issues. I've been on the receiving end of his warnings a couple times, but he was warning me -- very clear visual snarl that he didn't want me near the barrier that he was behind (kennel once, pet gate once). I backed off and we were immediately cool. I got some sniffs when we were back on the same side of the gate.

And that's my thing with this boy. He's got Needs. Me too man, I'm right there with you.

I'm pet sitting right now, and in all honesty, all we're doing is hanging out. Nobody's getting redirected beyond "don't jump on me, and quit mouthing my sleeve". We had one incident of Misdemeanor Countersurfing and Resource Guarding with Intent. And I know -- I know -- how scary and intimidating it is to be on the receiving end of a reactive dog's warning! Second Mom is very scared of trying to take food from him and they have a whole protocol that uses the Wondertrainer's techniques.

But all he needed to give up the forbidden food was a normal ass dog biscuit. Swapsies, nabbed the remains, reactivity back to zero.

This dog, not least because of Our Lady of Aversion Training, is treated like a live grenade and the moment something SLIGHTLY bad happens, oh god no, klaxons, strobing lights, women and children to the lifeboats first.

He's not, though, he's just a boy who has had ALL his boundaries and communication ignored, and people are stressed out AT him. All the time. I'm sitting outside writing this, and the dogs run up, get up in my business hoping that this is a Sharing Doughnut I've got here (NOPE!!!!!) We started this weekend with him kinda sorta being okay with some ear scritches after he gave my hand a good sniff. This morning he wasn't fully sure about me initiating head pets, but he communicates that super clearly if you know what you're looking at. I'd offer, he'd get tense, I'd back off, and WHAT DO YOU FUCKIN KNOW. Now he running up and shoving his head into my elbow for pets.

BECAUSE IT WASN'T A BIG DEAL WHEN HE TOLD ME NO. Nothing he can do can make me freak out, so HE'S not gonna freak out.

Super bonus, I've been working on muzzle desensitizing with him as well, because right now the method is Mom And Only Mom Traps Him And Tough Tits If You Miss The First Time, Call The Vet to Say We'll Be Really Really Late. Which. Mmrg. Muzzle was a requirement to attend the Wonderclasses, which I get, it's a basket muzzle, we want everyone to stay safe. I guess the instructions were "Bring the dog muzzled and shock collared and be prepared to zap him if he gets aggressive or out of line." (FUCKIN. WHAT ARE PEOPLE PAYING THIS LADY FOR. JESUS FUCKING. SHRIEK.) (I mean where even is the fucking spray bottle in this hierarchy? FUCK.)

Anyway, boyo does not care if I walk around with the muzzle, will HAPPILY eat peanut butter off a plate with the muzzle ... this is a very, very teachable dog. He's not a live grenade, he's like. At WORST a firework. If you're a moron and you fuck around, sure. Finding out may involve losing your arm. But MAYBE you shouldn't have been fucking around that hard and engaged your giant primate brain for 12 seconds. Don't try to douse a fire with gasoline maybe?

[adultswim2021]

Xavier: Renegade Angel #13: “Free Range Manibalism” | March 13, 2009 - 12:15AM | S02E05

I’m sorry, but this one is simply too crazy. Xavier finds a restaurant that very snobbishly turns their noses up at his offer of meat. The meat in question is splattered stuff from roads. He is accused of being a bathroom user, and truly, he is. So, they throw him out and he encounters two bums, whom he convinces to pose as pigs so he can offer them to the restaurant. The restaurant’s whole deal is that they pamper their livestock until they pass away from natural causes. Then, and only then, are they turned into a nice meal.

From there it goes off into a direction that I’m not even that sure I can adequately summarize. So, I won’t. Like, no, really, the episode was great, and I laughed at it a bunch, but I genuinely felt like I missed a key word or something that would have explained, sorta, what was going on. 

The honest truth is, sometimes I just don’t want to write about Xavier. That’s because the show is just one incredible joke after the next, and I tend not to enjoy write-ups where all I do is list jokes I like. Here’s some I wrote down, to shut you up: Xavier’s belabored pun of “Heil-er Meatler”. The part where he distracts the sporting goods store (to steal footballs from, so he can sew up new pigskin for the hobos) by getting them to chant “sports” over and over. “Spreading like a mother’s legs on free peanut butter day”. There’s like, way more insane wordplay in this episode than most others, I think. 

This is a wild one, and I probably should have watched it twice before covering it here. Oh well! Merry Christmas, everyone!

MAIL BAG

I definitely took a couple days off so I could use the above screenshot on Christmas Day, and no other reason. Time to shine a spotlight on the man of the hour, Mr. Ho-Ho-Ho himself, Santa Claus:

I don’t think you’re nuts! By the time Delocated season 1 started airing, 30 Rock already had appearances from faces familiar to Late Night w Conan fans, like Brian Stack, Brian McCann, Andy Richter, ofc Jack McBrayer, Conan. i wondered too if they hoped to get those Conan fans who gave 30 Rock a chance bc of those cameos. Good theory!

Hey, thanks for that. 30 Rock was definitely a movement, and it's something we could all get behind.

hey man i dunno who told you that SH*T about robot chciken being canceled but creator-whos-not-seth-green just said in a interview two weeks back that its still going so get your hopes down

The funniest case scenario is that Seth Green is too mad about his monkies that he refuses to do the show, and they try to continue without him. He was probably running around the writers room doing nut taps and throwing Nickelodeon Gak on people so they couldn't write funny sketches ever. Maybe this made-up thing that I'm making up right now is just what the show needs.

Tommy Wiseau is an absolute nut job. Mike Lazzo was playing with matches letting that guy in the adult swim ecosystem. Wish he got burned, boyo.

True that!!! Tommy Wiseau is not "WISE" at all... he is a menace

If Santa could put on piece of Adult Swim swag in your holiday stocking this year what would you want it to be?

A new Space Ghost Volume 5 DVD. The second disc on my copy stopped working. I can't even sell it on eBay anymore! WAAAH! Also, the actual plastic case it came in got extremely brittle and it caved in when I tried to open it last time. It's just all the way fucked. I have a digital backup of it, at least. But, I prefer tactile sensations, and the crackle of the vinyl record.

Santa has just left my house. He left 10 presents and ate all four cookies we left him. I was telling my dog who sleeps in my room how great a deal that was. 10 presents for four cookies? My dog didn't seem to care but enjoyed all the attention he was getting. Welp, back to bed.

I'm glad Santa came. I have a question about dog ownership for you: do you have a dog door and do you ever go through it for fun? I feel like if I had a dog and a dog door I would be going in and out of that thing constantly.

If you got bit by the Santa Claus bug, what would you do? Merry Christmas from LA

Hey, thanks, cool to hear about the move. If I was bit by the Santa bug, I would be in heaven, and I hope that answers all of the Christmas Day questions for AdultSwim.Com (my blog).

[theboysfromaustin]

December 24, 2020

“Look at that, lad. Isn't it beautiful?”

Ian bounced the 10-month-old gently, the boy staring at the tree, one hand in his mouth, “I know you're a baby, but this is a very special holiday in this family. Not for religious reasons, but because it's a time to reflect, to love your family, and to help others.” The boy gently touched a branch, feeling the fake pine needles. He grinned, moving his hand to Ian’s face, “Grampa, baba.”

“That’s right,” Ian settled himself on the floor, next to the pile of gifts, taking in the room. Gav had fallen asleep with Martha in her giant dog bed. Kazuo and Maureen were playing chess in the kitchen while Anders and Dermot were sitting on the porch swing with mugs of cocoa. Sunny was sleeping on the kitchen rug.

Ian was filled with love for his family. Young Ian leaned against him, getting tired. Ian stroked the boy’s hair, “You're in a family who will always look out for you, and for each other, even if…even if we’re not here…” He rocked his grandson gently, “You are loved, little man.” “Mmmm…” The baby gripped Ian's shirt, sucking his thumb.

“You're gonna be spoiled tomorrow, boyo. We may have gone overboard, but ah - you only get one first Christmas.” Gav stirred, pulling Martha closer as Ian stood, bouncing the infant. He knew he should get the boy in bed before he got his second wind.

“Yo.”

Ian looked over. “Bedtime for the child? Bring him here,” Kazuo leaned forward in his chair, “Gimme dat baby.” Ian grinned, settling the boy in Kazuo's arm. Maureen stood so she could stroke the baby’s hair, “Oh, you'll be spoiled tomorrow, young man.” “We might have gone overboard,” Kazuo admitted, rocking his grandson.

“Just like we did the day we met him,” Ian grinned, “Who won?” “Ma beat me 3 to 1. I'm rusty.” “Next time we’ll play one of your games.” “Oh, I'm a master at Scrabble,” Kazuo stood, sleeping baby in his arm, “Little dude’s asleep.” “I'm going to get him up to bed before he wakes up.”

“I'm gonna break out the tamales. And the rum balls. And horchata. Cookies, too.” “Eat up, we gotta start freezing stuff tomorrow. I'll be back in a minute.” Kazuo and Maureen set to work pulling out paper plates and foil trays out of the fridge. At this time of year, Ian's former clients brought over all sorts of food as thanks for representing them.

Ian set the baby in his crib, the boy snoring softly. He stroked his soft black hair, “Sleep, little man. We love you. We’ll always love you.” The baby stirred, sucking his thumb. Ian slipped from the room, turning on the star night light. Sunny had shuffled over to the table for a handout of a peanut butter cookie. Martha, the old lady, snored from her spot next to Gav.

Ian grabbed a tamale, peeling off the husk, “Oh man, I love these things.” “Your clients rock,” Kazuo poured himself a big glass of horchata, “Chest freezer’s gonna be full.” “We’ll run through it faster than you think. Mum, we’re sending food home with you. The kids are taking a bunch, too.” “Should we wake up red?”

Gav snored softly, cookie crumbs all over his face and chin scruff.

“He’s pretty laden down with eggnog and cookies. Might be a tad drunk from the nog, too.” Kazuo popped a rum ball into his mouth, then leaned up to kiss Ian. Ian grinned, biting the candy in half, “Thank you, lovely. Mum, you up for Scrabble?” “I don't think either of us is going to beat Kazuo.”

Anders leaned on Dermot with a contented sigh, the redhead gently stroking his side. This was their second Christmas together. “We’re lucky, aren't we?” Anders raised his head, “Huh?” “We found each other and we've got a wonderful family. Our boy’s going to grow up loved by the best sort of people.”

Anders watched the lights across the street, “Hard to believe if things were just a bit different, we wouldn't have this.” “I'm so glad you ran into me and spilled your juice.” Anders grinned, blushing, “Luckily I got dad’s awkwardness.” Dermot kissed him softly, “I'm lucky you rescued me, else I'd be dead.”

“I love my life with you. Our boy is perfect.” Dermot glanced back, into the house, watching the three at the table, “We’re surrounded by love. Every member of this family has been adopted.” Anders stirred his cocoa, “My life would have been worse. I would have been forced into the military.” “I can't imagine a life better than this.”

Kazuo stood, stretching. “Where you goin’?” “Drain the lizard,” he grabbed a rum ball, stopping to poke it into Gav’s mouth. “Don't make him choke!” Ian protested. “Not what you said last night!” Ian flushed red, “Sorry, mum.” “Sixteen years, I’m used to it.” Gav stirred, “Hm? Mmmm…” He sat up, chewing, “Who’s sticking things in my mouth?” “One guess.”

Gav stood, trying not to wake Martha or trip over her, “What's the game?” “Scrabble, just started. Wanna join?” “Sounds fun,” he grabbed a glass, “Horchata has no business being so good.” “Fresh is best, the stuff in the carton is awful,” Maureen studied her tiles. Gav took up a seat, “Where's the boy, and our boys?”

“Sleeping upstairs and front porch.” “This is nice,” Gav leaned over to kiss Ian’s cheek, “The family all together.” Kazuo reappeared, “Heyyyy, he's awake.” “Thanks for sticking your balls in my mouth.” “Any time,” Kazuo studied his letters, “Oh, I'm taking all of you down.”

Upstairs in his crib, young Ian rolled over, sound asleep, thumb in his mouth.

Peace on earth, good will to men.

[optimist-pine]

Being a barista in December so far is yes, I can make your large nutcracker hot cocoa with peanut butter, and I remember your girlfriend would like a small iced winter wonderland latte even if she needs time to decide for sure, and yes the next person (hey, you!) can buy ten gift cards so instead of saying $4.50 please like usual, this time it's $104.50 please, and saying no I haven't finished my Christmas shopping yet, but yes, thank you I crocheted this Santa hat myself, and boyo isn't the snow beautiful out there, and yes! we've got hot soup, and at the end of it all watching the Christmas lights reflect in the freshly mopped floors, and wafting through the scent of coffee beans and crushed peppermint as I clock out late again.

[tenpixelsusie]

grabs jeremy heere like hes a little stuffed plush. @peanut-butter-and-theatre. your boyo

[abraxos-is-toothless]

Congrats on 300! That's really amazing! Well done! Not surprised though, because your writing is super amazing! I especially love your undercover AU for ToG! My prompt is: "Really? Are you sure?" for Rowaelin, or alternatively another ToG ship, please?

I went with Rowaelin because, I’m trash for them. I’ve accepted that. Also thank you so, so much, I’m glad you like it. I really hope I did this prompt justice for you <3 Using my Undercover taglist here too.

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Rowan’s day had been rough, to say the least. It was also a Monday so, it was just a given, really.

First off, Aelin had been sick for, well, he didn’t know how many mornings in a row it was now, he’d lost count. He hated not being able to help her when she was sick; not knowing what to do, but she kept telling him she was fine. Clearly she wasn’t fine or he wouldn’t be holding her hair back every morning.  Aelin had promised him today before he’d left for work that she’d get it checked out, just to be sure. He had wanted to stay home, to go with her, to be there for her just in case it was something bad. His wonderful wife had just told him he was an overbearing buzzard and ‘to got the fuck to work’. There was no arguing with her, well he could try but, there would be no winning. And so he had relented, giving her a quick kiss to the forehead and telling her he loved her and dashing out the door before he was late.

And then he’d gotten to work.

He and Lorcan owned a Private Investigator firm, mainly specialising in missing persons cases. They usually found odd trails that the police couldn’t and if it was something solid, they passed on the information. Sometimes they were lucky and other times, not so much. Fenrys and Connall were in the building when he walked in and Rowan couldn’t stop himself from rolling his eyes. He had a new assistant, she was slim, tall, blonde and pretty he guessed. To be quite honest, ever since Aelin had walked into his life, other women weren’t even noticeable. He only saw her, only ever thought of her.  Every time he hired someone new, the twins were over at the firm in an instant, fighting to win them over. Unless it was one of the times Rowan’s assistant was a male, then it was an easy win for Connall.

“Can I help you two imbeciles, or are you just here to fawn over the latest recruit. If that’s the case, which I know it is, then please leave. Or, better yet, go up a floor and bother Lorcan.”

Fenrys simply laughed and shook his head, his hair swinging with the motion from where he’d tied it back, “But the ladies love me Ro, I mean, what’s not to love?”

Connall snorted, and then smirked when his brother turned to glare at him. “I’m the better looking twin Fen, we all know it.”

He was not about to deal with a fucking pissing match today. He sighed, deciding to get rid of them as quickly as possible, hoping it would give him the peace and quiet he needed to actually work. “Connall, Lorcan actually has someone new up there with him too.”

“Ooo, really?” The smug bastard perked up at that and Fenrys looked at him with suspicion, most likely knowing where this was going. “Yeah. Dark haired, dark eyes, glasses and he’s shorter than you. Very much your type. You didn’t see him the other week because he hides behind the filing cabinets when you come in, blushing like a schoolgirl.”

As suspected, Con moved like lightning, not even bothering to wait for an elevator and taking the stairs. He made a beeline for his office, pushing the door open as fast as he could, but just as he was closing it, a foot slipped into the little gap and he wanted nothing more than to murder Fenrys just then.

“Come on Rowan, you just set my brother up, you could at least help me out too. I thought I was your favourite?” He shoved himself through the door, walking over to sit in front of Rowan’s desk and kicking his feet up. Not that it lasted, especially when he was pushed out of the chair and onto the floor. Rowan laughed as the golden haired man rubbed his ass, staring up at him with a pout.

“You’ll do well to remember, boyo, that without me, you’d have never pushed yourself to even talk to a girl. Also my new assistant is very much off of the market.”

He sat down in his newly vacated chair and pulled out his laptop. His newest case was a woman who’d come in about two weeks ago, saying her husband had been kidnapped. She was in hysterics as she’d told him the story, saying the police wouldn’t help, and so Rowan had said he’d do what he could. He went over everything the woman had given him and then followed on from there. Phone numbers, addresses and different picture sightings. Turned out that her husband had not in fact been kidnapped but had run off with another, much younger woman. He’d known for a few days now and was currently trying to figure out how to tell his client in the easiest way possible.

Rowan was broken from his thoughts when a certain pest spoke from across the room. For fucks sake, why hadn’t he left yet?

“How’s my best bud doing Rowan?”

“I’m fine, thanks for asking, now leave.”

“Har har. Ace knows I’d choose her over you, she’s so much more fun, hence why we’re besties.”

Rowan flipped him off, still not looking up from his laptop screen as he replied, “Aelin is sick.”

He flinched when Fen shouted, gripping onto the side of his desk from the sudden outburst. “What do you mean she’s sick? She’s never sick!”

“Keep your fucking voice down, fucking Christ. She keeps throwing up in the mornings but I keep getting told that she’s ‘fine’. Clearly, she is not fine.”

“Oh. Oh.” Rowan watched his face turn from worried confusion into some sedated happy smile. What the fuck did he mean ‘oh’?

“What do you mean ‘Oh’? I have no idea what’s wrong with her so you possibly can’t, and stop smiling. Aelin’s sickness is not something to smile about.”

His idiot friend tipped his head back and laughed, a deep rumbling laugh and Rowan wanted nothing more than to throttle him. When he finally stopped and met Rowan’s gaze again, he seemed to realise that Rowan still hadn’t understood what was so funny. “Wait. You really don’t get it do you? How can you-”

The sound of Rowan’s phone ringing cut the man off and he was pissed off at the interruption, until he saw that it was Aelin calling him. His wife never called when he was at work, not unless he’d asked her to when he had a few minutes spare. He was pressing the answer button within seconds, heart beating wildly in his chest. “Aelin sweetheart, what’s wrong?”

“Nothing is wrong, I just need you to come home.”

If nothing was wrong then why did she need him to come back? It had only been a few hours since he’d left the house.

“Alright, I’m coming. Are you sure nothing is wrong?”

“Yes Buzzard, I promise. I’ll see you soon.”

He’d packed up as fast as he could, telling Fenrys that they’d talk later and to go and check that his twin wasn’t fucking the newbie in one of the bathrooms.

That was how he’d ended up here, bursting through the door of their newly purchased home. It was big of course, Aelin would have nothing less, but the interior was simple and modern. Quite tame for his very extravagant wife.

“Aelin, baby, I’m home!”

“In the kitchen!”

He ran through the halls, not even taking his shoes off which he would most certainly get reprimanded for later, and spotted his wife sitting at the bar eating a plate of pickles with a dip that looked like...peanut butter?

“You’re sick, why on earth are you eating that? Let’s get you back to bed.” His wife groaned and rolled her eyes, standing from her stool to walk over and grab a brown paper bag from the counter. She took slow steps towards him while nibbling on her lower lip, looking up at him shyly from under her lashes.

“I have a present for you.” Rowan stared at the brown bag in confusion, eyebrows furrowed as he tentatively took it from her hands. He didn’t open it yet, though he desperately wanted to.

“You made me come home because you wanted to give me a present? Couldn’t this have waited until later.” She shook her head, a giddy expression on her face.

“No, it couldn’t. Now come on, open it.”

He gave an exasperated sigh, almost forgetting he’d married a woman who had a talent for theatrics.  When he opened the bag, it had some sort of fabric inside of it, which confused him even more. Reaching in, he pulled it out carefully, before dropping the bag and unfolding it. It was  a baby vest and on it were the words ‘World’s Greatest Daddy’ with a sort of blurry black and white image printed onto the fabric just below. Holy fucking gods.

“Fireheart...really? Are you sure?” When he looked back at her, her eyes were lined with silver, and she nodded at him. He let out a shocked laugh before looking at the picture on the vest more closely. Now that he was concentrating, he could see the outline of a tiny foot and then a tiny head. No not just-

“Is that two heads? Two babies. We’re having twins?” Aelin let the tears flow freely now and nodded again and he laughed, scooping her up in his arms and spinning, relishing the sound of her delighted giggles. When Rowan set her back onto her feet, he dropped to his knees, leaving his face directly in line with her stomach. Lifting her top and leaning forward, he left a few gentle kisses to the skin before pressing his forehead there and whispering, “Hi babies, I’m your daddy. I want you to know that your mommy and I love you very much and that you are the most precious things in the world. I can’t wait to meet you, little ones.”

Aelin’s fingers threaded through the hair at the nape of his neck and tugged lightly until he tilted to look up at her and realisation dawned on him then. “This is why you’ve been throwing up in the mornings.”

“Yes genius, I thought you’d have figured it out by now. I had that scan about two weeks ago, secretly hoping that you wouldn’t figure it out because I was waiting for the vest to be printed. Luckily I didn’t marry you for your brains.”

He couldn’t stop smiling, it was making his cheeks hurt but fuck did it feel good. He took hold of his wife’s wrist, bringing her hand forward to kiss her palm and sighing contentedly.

“I love you, Fireheart, to whatever end.”

“To whatever end, Buzzard.”

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I really hoped you liked it and honestly, I sort of like this AU I’ve created, so feel free to send some other prompts set in this universe if you like!

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[terrible-sin-batim-blog]

6 for Wanda?

6. What were they like at school? Did they enjoy it? Did they finish? What level of higher education did they reach? What subjects did they enjoy? Which did they hate?

Ooooooh boyo boyo lets see here-

Wanda was…. Pretty much the same as she is now, a peppy prankster with a penchant for trouble. She was one of those students that was like “ok, I’m here” then kinda existed until the day was over, and if you were unlucky she REALLY EXISTED and now there’s peanut butter in your seat.

She thankfully, did make it through to graduation, tried to go to college, couldn’t, then decided “screw a ‘proper carreer’ I’m making music.” Then she realized she was only proficient in the ukulele.

She liked subjects like english and music, but everything else was dead to her.

[Ask Game]

[sugarglider-s]

Could we have some headcannons from an AU of yours you dont talk a lot about right now? Could be nice since new people could be introduced to a new au lol ~💙

Hmm, idk,,, I mean idk how far back you wanna go, because I don’t wanna do hcs for an au I no longer have interest in bc ppl may be disappointed I’m not doing it anymore and bleh

But I’ll do some Spiderverse hcs? That’s not terribly far back and I still sometimes go back to it

Sometimes the boyos just sit in a circle and RANT abt whatever the fuck they want, and it usually starts out serious but then turns into stuff like “it pisses me off that smooth peanut butter even EXISTS” or stuff that generally makes the others laugh

Thomas will intentionally use certain memes in the wrong situations just to mess with the boys

Virgil made friends with a raccoon one time

Logan can mimic bird calls, only Virgil knows why

Patton always sneaks snacks into the movie theater with a purse

Roman has a giant collection of stickers

[the-boyo1]

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[lifeisntafantasy]

Do you have any Sanders Sides headcanons?

yessss. (im just copying and pasting most of these from my wattpad thing i posted)

Roman started to learn Spanish because he used to watch Dora the Explorer. You cannot change my mind. (Yes i thought of this because Dora was on TV. Don't judge me.)

Virgil secretly listens to musicals but doesn't tell anyone because Roman will try to make him sing with him.

Patton and Virgil have weekly gossip sessions and they gather in one of their rooms (usually Patton's) with snacks, movies, blankets, drinks, and they gossip.

Ever since Logan found out that Roman could speak Spanish he learned to speak Spanish, French, Italian, Dutch, and Chinese to be better than Roman.

Virgil is smol boyo (like 5'3 or something) and can't reach certain things (like a peanut butter jar on the top shelf of a cabinet.) Roman is taller than him (like 5'9) and he teases Virgil whenever he can (by grabbing the remote or something and holding it over his head.) But that has gotten him kicked multiple times.

Remus is a smart boi™, he and knows all about space. He also knows about physics because he needs to know the smart stuff when he slingshots stuff at the other sides.

Deceit has a lisp but he plays it off as a hiss to keep up his intimidating snake image.

Patton can literally only make cookies. If he tries to make something else, he'll somehow set the whole kitchen on fire. 

Virgil has heterochromia (two different colored eyes) and Unsympathetic!Patton makes his constantly wear contacts because his different colored eyes makes him a "freak".

Roman will not let anyone see what's in his closet. (Remus thinks he has some kinky shit, but it's just because Roman has a a life size, cardboard cutout of Tom Holland.)

Virgil has a necklace with silicone charm things on it so he can chew them without breaking them, and Virgil doesn't let anyone know about this because he doesn't want them judging or teasing him.

Logan knows how to cook food really well, but can't bake for shit. Patton is the opposite. Remus isn't allowed in the kitchen after what happened last time. Roman just doesn't like to cook or bake. Deceit and Virgil used to bake and cook together, but since Virgil left the dark sides both of them stopped.

That's all I have rn.

[thejeksburyguy]

Gabriel sighed as he wiped at Edward's face with one hand and Hyde's face with the other. Both the little miscreants had gotten into one of Mrs. Clarke's pies, and both had suffered heavily for it. He now had one very agitated housekeeper and two sick little Hydes to take care of. It didn't help that Hyde kept lurching like he was about to spit out his own stomach again, the odd little shark.

Edward was already trying to worm his way into the lawyer's lap while Hyde tried to pull away, huddling in on himself protectively. The smaller Hyde had always been the shyer of the two, perhaps because Henry didn't pay him as much attention, leading to the little thing's inferiority complex. With a soft shake of his head, Gabriel reached over and pulled the other close, hoisting them both up, a 4"9 little slime on one hip and a 4"0 shark on the other.

"Honestly, you two, have you learnt nothing in your time here?" The lawyer admonished. Edward looked slightly bashful, whereas Hyde flinched and tried to hide himself against Gabriel's side. "You need to stick to broths and other easily digestable things. Your stomachs are too sensitive." He walked to his study, holding both the brunettes with care, and settled down in his favourite chair.

"At least it's not as bad as that time with the peanut butter," The larger of the two piped up, earning a groan from Gabriel and a disgusted whine from Hyde. They both remembered the incident well, one from having to scoop soggy peanut butter out of throats, the other because he'd been right alongside Edward, drooling profusely and trying to hack the sticky spread up.

"Well, I suppose that is a positive, yes," Gabriel muttered. At this point, Hyde had wedged himself between the lawyer and the corner of the seat, nestled in and mostly hidden from sight. He was shivering, freezing cold to the touch, and Gabriel moved Edward over to sit in front of his double. The runny-eyed gremlin leant on him, trying to help keep him warm. Gabriel looked at the two, then sighed once more, picking them up. It was clearly time for bed for the two, especially if he wanted to keep them on a diurnal schedule rather than a nocturnal one. He walked up to their shared room, setting them down on the bed. Hyde immediately tried to hide underneath the pillows, to which Gabriel simply tugged him out.

He had grown rather adept at changing fussy little Hydes into their sleepwear, though he still wore falconer's gloves when dressing Hyde; the little shark could be unpredictable when agitated, and he'd rather not recieve another nasty bite from those rows of razor sharp teeth. They huddled together for warmth, and Gabriel felt a spark of affection for the two as he tucked them in.

"Goodnight, you two," He murmured softly, blowing out the candles before leaving, unable to help but wish Henry Jekyll were here to help wrangle his two little creations.

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Just a short little drabble-ly fic thingy involvi g @thatsmyhyde 's delightful boyos and world and my own littke shark wedged in there. I just find the idea of Henry leaving behind two little devils interesting. Poor Utterson - now he has to scoop peanut butter out of two mouths.

[indic0lite]

Yancy is sorta soft bad boy with a dark past and is rough around the edges, he seems to get attached easily but reluctantly. Illinois is a v flirty boyo, cool as a cucumber, not much can phase him, seems to have attachment issues because of many dead adventuring partners. KOTS is a really weird, squirrely boy who likes to rub peanut butter over his face, scream his own name, and apparently does human sacrifices for the good of his subjects. For other anon.

No matter how many times I see it the human sacrifice always hits me with a baseball bat

But yeah other anon if you see this, here ya go!

[tirasiantrouper]

Autumnal Activities

Go apple picking vs. go on a hay ride

Scary vs. sweet

Sweaters vs. boots (though she’s always down for oversized sweaters)

Socks vs. mittens

Bonfires vs. football

Trick-or-treating vs. watch scary performances

Bake pie vs. bake cookies

Rain vs. fog

Black cats vs. owls

Ghosts vs. wizards

Harry Potter vs. Hocus Pocus

Go hiking vs. sleep in

Cinnamon vs. nutmeg

Reading vs. writing

Hot chocolate vs. tea

Live in a cabin in a forest vs. have it be fall 24/7

Candy apples vs. caramel apples

Blankets vs. pillows

Roasted marshmallows vs. roasted chestnuts

Coffee vs. apple cider

Red leaves vs. orange leaves

Braids vs. bows

Scented candles vs. the smell of fresh baked goods

Carve pumpkins vs. make pumpkin pie

Pumpkin spice lattes vs. chai tea lattes (100% that basic bitch)

Coats vs. oversized sweaters

Beanies vs. berets

Candy corn vs. peanut butter cups

Spooky vs. Spoopy

Jump in a pile of leaves vs. swing on a tire

Corn maze vs. haunted house

Bob for apples vs. visit a pumpkin patch

Whipped cream on hot chocolate vs. marshmallows on hot chocolate

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