Haikyuu boys and periods headcanons.
Probably fem!reader as periods are constantly mentioned.
Characters: Kurō, Kenma, Bokuto, Daichi, Suna, Hinata.
First day of period:
Kuuro
He noticed almost inmediately that your period had come.
He arrived home and went straight into your living room, finding yoy sitting with your spine straight on the sofa, legs pressed together and slightly folded towards your chest so you could put a small pillow underneath them.
And just by that he knew, and he knew exactly what to do.
"Hey pretty, do you want to order some food for dinner?"
And when you looked at him with tired and slightly watered eyes he added "You get to choose tonight."
Kenma
You two had spent the entire afternoon playing videogames when kenma noticed that you were moving around, as if you were uncomfortable.
"My eyes are burning so much, I think if we continue I might go blind." You laughed setting your controller down. "I could keep on playing a few more hours, not gonna lie." He admitted.
Of course he could, you both knew that alredy. After a few seconds of silence, you asked him softly "Could you bring me a glass of water?" "Y/N you're closer to the door" Kenma remarked, lifting an eyebrow.
He was right, and you felt a bit guilty for insisting, but you really didn't want to stand up after three and a half hours of sitting just for some water and feel all the blood cascading down.
"Please? I really don't feel like standing up just now."
His look made you understand that he wasn't getting it, but after a quick glance at the calendar of his digital watch, his lips shut together and he stood up and left the room without hesitation.
It took him only a minute to be back with your drink, leaving it on you awaiting hands.
"Sorry, should have known before." He apologized turning his head away in shame. "Babe, periods are not maths. You can't exactly calculate them." You laughed.
Pre-Menstrual syndrom:
Bokuto (Tiredeness)
You hadn't done much all day, truth had to be said, which only added to the frustration you were feeling.
Tiredeness was weighing over you, making your actions clumsy. At least you had succesfully cooked lunch: spaguetti with tuna and zucchini.
"Babe, i'm home!" Your boyfriend anounced his arrival from the gym and soon appeared on the doorframe. "Hey, hi!" You wecomed him with a quick kiss. "Smells real good!" Bokuto cheerly said. "Do you wanna go for a walk along the river later? Someone at the gym told me it looks pretty at this time of the year." "Yeah sounds good. Just let me rest ten minutes after lunch please."
He agreed, giving you a lovely squeeze on the side. After lunch you both cuddled together on the sofa, your head on the lap of your boyfriend, curled on your side finally able to relax.
And even if you said you only needed a ten minute rest, with Bokkun's hand petting your head and a big jacket over your body, you couldn't help but fall asleep, forgetting the movie that was playing on the Tv.
Once you woke up (after what felt like hours), the light that crippled through the curtains was golden colored and your partner was no longer watching a film but a volleyball match.
"Oh god, what time is it?" You asked almost in a groan, incorporating yourselfand losing the warmth of the other body. "Almost seven and a half I think. You okay babe? Are you feeling ill?" "Oh no, I'm sorry." You apologized, remembering the plan he had suggested. "Tomorrow I promise we'll go on that walk. I don't know what happened today, I was just so tired."
"Oh it's fine! I once heard the moon can afect people in weird ways." His smile made you chuckle.
You didn't want to explain him that yes, the moon actually affected women periods, so you just kissed his cheek and cuddled onto his side a bit more.
Daichi (Mood swings)
Daichi had left that morning for work and, apparently, had taken your luck of the day with him.
A vase fell on the floor and broke into pieces, your lunch had got burnt and stained your favourite shirt, when you woke up you were feeling energized and motivated, but now frustration was crippling inside of you in a not very healthy way.
Daichi arrived (good thing!), you discovered you had run out of your favourite vanilla vegan yoghurt (bad thing!( and almost broke the door of the fridge when closing it.
"Are you okay honey?" "Perfectly fine." You answered kinda rudly.
Why were you mad? You had no idea, but you weren't gonna contradict your on-edge nerves.
Without yoghurt to have, you opted for a peanut butter toast. Nothing could go wrong. Right.
Well, not exactly.
You had your sourdough bread toasted, with a thick layer of delicious, crunchy PB. One moment it was inches from your mouth, the next it was face down on the floor.
You looked at it on disbelief. And then, letting out a pained cry and lifting your hands, you exclaimed out loud "I, am not dealing with this! Not today, not now!"
Daichi, who had appeared on the doorframe asked you once again "Honey, is everything okay?" "No! Of course not!" You raised your voice, tears prickling over the edges of your eyes and voice getting higher.
"Hey, hey y/n, what's wrong?" He asked rapidly approaching you, holding your shoulders to stabilize you.
"Nothing! Well, everything?! Just today, today's an awfull day. I ruined a vase and my shirt, and the toast fell and I ran out of yoghurt and I'm tired and bloated..." You kept talking and 'nothing' turned intho a full mountain of problems.
"Okay honey, first of all, you do not look bloated or bad today. In fact, I think your skin and hair look shinier and healthier than usual. Second, I'm gonna clean this little mes, then i'm gonna cook a delicious nourishing dinner while you take a shower and after that I'll shower you in compliments and affection 'til you feel better. Deal?"
"It might take a while to boost my mood today." You warned him, but Daichi just held your face firmly with both hands and kissed your forehead adoringly. "Well, we have all eternity together for it so."
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Cramps
Suna
Insuferable pain in your stomach area, like being stabbed by thousands of little knives, had been the only thing you had been feeling the past hour.
And that, combined with headaches and combined with nausea, had got you in an awful mood.
There was no one to blame, but you couldn't help but direct your rage to whateverwas close to you, be that a pillow, your phone or your boyfriend.
He, who had just been out training, came home loudly wxclaiming "Babe, I'm home!" Though you didn't answer.
So, you heard him search for you all over the house, feet quick and worried. "Babe? You okay?" He asked finally coming through the bedroom door.
"Shut up, please just, don't." You begged, voice weak with pain.
You heard him breath deeply, maybe getting what was happening to you due to your curled up body or yur too many clothes on top of you. You felt the bed shifting down under his weigh, and his big hand tracing the side of your body lovingly.
"Y/N" his voice was a mere whisper. "Do you need anything? Can I do something? Bring a heatpad?" "Oh, yes please." Suddenly you were so grateful to him that you were no longer angry, just in pain.
When, after a few minutes Suna came back bringing your adored heating bliss, you held his hand with teary eyes. "Can you stay with me a bit? I'm sorry."
"Of course my girl, just ask for whatever you need." You seriously had the best boy with you.
You moved to make place for Suna on the bed, and he laid with you there, hugging your body carefully and bringing some more warmth.
Suna placed his hands on your upper thighs, looking at you for confirmation. Once you nodded he started massaging your sore muscles with soothing circles, his voice low and comforting until you fell asleep.
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Headaches/Dizziness
Hinata
Not having anything to do that afternoon, you accepted to go watch your boyfriend and his teammates durign practice.
It was almost entertaining to watch a froup of twenty-something y.o. men, running and shouting.
However, the practice court soon turned into a very noisy place to be, at least for you today, as you were feeling kinda oversensitive.
Luckily, after an hour or two, Hinata (an orange-sweaty-mess out of breath) trotted to the place where you were resting.
"Hey babe, have you seen my drink? Y'know, big green bottle." "I saw it this morning on the kitchen counter. Did you take it?"
He thought about it silently for a few seconds, and then he muttered "Oh damn".
"Shoyo, you dummie." You laughed. "It's fine, I'll go get a new drink to the small shop next street. Do you want anything else?" "Not for me. And don't ask the boys, they're too greedy." He joked, earning a smile and an eye-rolling from you.
But, once you stood up, your vision clouded and your head spinned dangerously.
The floor went up, and the ceiling went down, and you had to hold on to whatever was the closest to you (the metal fence).
¨Baby? Y/N you okay?¨ Shoyo asked, frightened for your sudden unstability. "Oh, damn, yes sorry, just a little bit light-headed" "Why? Why so? Are you sick?" He kept asking worriedly, lightly touching the skin of your wrist, which helped to ground you.
"No, no Sho,. I'm fine, for sure. Probably my blood pressure is a bit low, or maybe it's because of the iron in my blood..." You murmured.
"You need to eat." He resolved, too serious to be contradicted.
"Maybe you're right. I'll get some coffee on the way to the store." "No way, you're getting more than just a caffeinated drink. Coach always says if we're feeling dizzy, the best is something salty. Wouldn't it be better if I went to the store and got you a tamago-sandwich?"
"Oh Sho, it's fine! I promise i'll go get a sandwich or a salty croissant, and be back here in no time. You all won't even notice I was gone for ten minutes."
In the end Shoyo was right, and after a drink and a snack, feeling more grounded you even felt yourself energized enough to help the team pick up the material and clean up a bit (though they barely let you lift the broom).
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your audiophile bf who just can't bear to be away from you this long. his heart has a hole and his cock is throbbing in his boxers. the way you so energetically answered the phone, a smile coming through in your voice. he couldn't bare it, pictures of you flashed through his mind and unconsciously his hand slipped into his pants.
thick fingers wrapped around the base of his dick as he listened to you rattle on about your day.
at first you didn't notice, just thinking his hums meant he was multi tasking. but when your speech slowed and you could clearly hear the shuttering of his voice, something inside you stirred.
your voice became more sultry as you sat back against the couch, legs folded, cunt twitching as you put the phone on speaker. he breathing was all over the place and you could've sworn you heard the rhythmic pull of his calluses hand up and down his shaft.
"my love," you cooed, " what are you up to?"
"hm?" he breathed, paying your words no mind and simply focusing on your voice. bringing up memories of when it cried his name.
"are you jerking off, baby?"
"fuck- i am, yeah."
you let out a giggle and uncrossed your legs, shifting positions and letting your hands slip past the hem of your sweats.
"yeah? are you missing my voice baby?"
he hummed and you clicked your teeth, "answer me, sweet heart."
"i am, i really fucking am. i- i miss your moans sweetheart."
you pussy clenched and you slowly circled your clit, letting out a sigh into the phone that was dropped right by your head.
"i miss yours too. let me hear them baby, i know you're keepin quiet."
"mhm," he whined, squeezing tighter "but it'll never feel as good as you baby."
"i know, i know, but you can still make yourself cum right? do it just how you like it."
he did as he was told, and shuddered at the increased pace. fuck did he miss you. the softness of your hands, the wetness of your mouth, the twitch of your cunt.
like the true lovers you were, your mind was in the area. the feel of his hands on you, the drag of his cock along your walls, his mouth on your nipples. fuck did you miss him.
your fingers moved quicker and as did his hand. you both moans into the mic of your phones, cursing and whining and "oh i wish you were here"s until your bodies felt alight with ecstasy. dots clouding your vision, toes curled and backs arching off different couches you both laid on.
"fuck- i love you so much." he breathed, simply looking at the white ropes that coated his hand and stomach.
"i love you too baby. hurry home yeah?"
YUUJI, gojo, yuuta, kirishima, deku, sero, bokuto, tendou, shinra + others
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