#boybeing

[bun-of-your-business]

i actually adore my irl friends they’re so fucking cute

i got.. a mug AND a card based on my theriotype and it makes my heart melt every time..

it’s my birthday today, if anybody is curious

[wroteclassicaly]

Joe just… talking. And his tiny shoulders and his massive hands. 😭

[ugh-yoongi]

hi jewel, i’m not sure if you’ve already mentioned before, but how do you imagine our bestie hsjk to look like?

hi friend!

everyone is free to headcanon him however they’d like, but to me this is hsjk:

it’s definitely what he looks like during the story, especially the first few chapters. he sent that panicked hair bleach text and wound up keeping it bc fuck it, he already made it that far.

but hsjk is hsjk. he’s ungovernable. he could change his appearance entirely at a second’s notice. reader probably had to do a “i dyed my hair with koolaid packets plz help” rescue once or… 50 times.

[bodacious-bichette]

https://x.com/keeganmatheson/status/1703468370325049623?s=12&t=dc7UkjamHzlpnLCkQm0Eow

Bo’s great throw to save a run from scoring.!

[espooky24]

[othercrossee]

Minecraft live 2d what then

[jash1234]

#newtrend #viralpost #cute #handsome #model #Art #handsome #ｓｉｎｇｌｅ #boyb#singleboy #goodboy #lotyboy #brantadamphotography #brantedjatav #cutejatavboy #goodnight (at Teri Bahen Ki Chut Ka Keema Bana Dunga Mental king naim) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cnzb1Hyhp3e/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[marishach]

My boyb skekch uehehehe

[tapwater118]

featuring everyone’s fournd favorite characters:

Skool IDK, Cheez Nutz, Clayton Brickmore, Weird Fuckin Cat, Bubby Bub Boyb, Big Stain on the ground, Chicken Little, and Eggbertia the 2nd

[bun-of-your-business]

me after doing a long day of nothing

[mlm-blues]

boy boy boy boy boy boy boyboy boy boyb oy

[zeuxox]

have i complained about my mate wanting TWO hen dos - one abroad, one staycation…luckily my 2nd cousin has just opened an air b&b in the Canary Islands so I’ve got mates rates for that. but I think the flight costs will be crazy, especially as the hen is making us pay for everything 100%. & for the staycation she wants to stay in a very expensive city, which again the cost falls on us. wtf happened to just having a night out in town…why does this need to cost 100s for us like…WHYYYY & i put in the group chat that i won’t be able to do both, absolutely no response until today (3 days later) when i said, ok sorry as long as the staycation is a good deal. It’s just fucking ridiculous, presumptuous & out right RUDE. one of the party is literally on maternity rn she’s broke asf like why do you need us to spend a min of 1k on your hen. If i ever got married id never even think of asking this from my mates I’d have a BOYB in my garden if anything

[unojuno]

The boybs :3

[mintmatcha]

No berries in my berry chantilly cream cake i want a refund

its boyb (bring your own berry)

[pyropsychiccollector]

Harem Deluxe: Night at Okinawa, Part 2

Rin: That's the last time I bet money against psycho goths. >////<***

Waruna: Eh? You lost a fortune, too? ಠ_ಠ

Rin: Oh, they got you, too did they? :P I should've known that bitch wasn't going just after me... But I feel a little bit better about myself if I pretend she did. ಠ_ಠ

Waruna: Meh. It's not that big of a deal. "Never bring more than you're afraid to lose," and all that. 'Sides. Yoshiko and Guillaume are working on winning everything back. The gothic lolita queen is toast. :P

Rin: >___> Yeah, well... I don't need no charity. *puffs cheeks, knowing Luvia is hitting the gambling tables now, just so Rin has to repay her for getting her riches back*

Waruna: Wouldn't dream of it. I don't even know you. Yuma's the overly generous dork between us. I make sure no one walks over him like a doormat. :P

Rin: Yuma? ಠ_ಠ Who's that, your brother?

Waruna: Uh, ew? No? ಠ_ಠ Yuma's my boyfriend.

Rin: >////////////////<*** Wh-Wh-What the hell are you doing talking to me about your bf?! Are you an exhibitionist!?

Waruna: What's that supposed to mean?!?!?! (╬≖_≖) Do you want a kick to the gonads?! (╬≖_≖)

Rin: I bet next you'll talk about your long walks together!! The sweet gifts he gives you!! What a chef of a man he is!!! >/////////////<*********

Waruna: How is that dirty or perverted?! Every girl should brag about their man. (╬≖_≖)(╬≖_≖)(╬≖_≖)

Rin: Y-Y-Y-Y-You're shameless. >//////////////////////////<*********** D-Dirty slut.

Waruna: (╬≖_≖) ... You're too shy to talk about your man, huh?

Rin: Shiro has nothing to do with this!!!!!!! ٩(๑ `н´๑)۶

Waruna: ≖‿≖ Shiro, eh.

Rin: ........... Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Shut up you ch-chattering skank. >//////////<***

Waruna: I am going to slug you, bitch. (╬ಠ益ಠ)

Rin: Bring it, hussy. (╬ಠ益ಠ) I'll dish out way more than you can give!!!!!!

Shiro: (✿◠‿◠);;; *was on his way back to Mitsuzuri with her drink* Why does Rin have to make a scene now...?

Yuma: *a few feet away* ಠ_ಠ If it's not Pucci, it's Waruna. *sigh*

Shiro: Hmm? Is that one yours? (✿◠‿◠);;; S-Sorry about this. Rin doesn't mean anything bad, she just.... sometimes doesn't want to express her feelings...

Yuma: (✿◠‿◠);;; No, no. Waruna has this habit of teasing and prodding people, getting them worked up.... I'm pretty sure I should be the one apologizing.

Shiro: ಠ_ಠ *thins lips* Nonsense. I take full responsibility for this oversight. I could never ask anyone else to shoulder that burden. ಠ_ಠ

Yuma: ಠ_ಠ *thins lips in return* Yeah, no. You're better than me in every way. And I don't even know you. This is all my fault. ಠ_ಠ

Shiro: ಠ_ಠ I'm going to make this up to you and your girlfriend.

Yuma: ಠ_ಠ Not if I make it up to you and your sweetheart first.

Shiro: ಠ_ಠ

Yuma: ಠ_ಠ

Rin: Why are you the one apologizing for me, Shiro?! What the hell?!(╯°□°）╯It's this bitch poking her nose where she doesn't belong!!!

Waruna: Yuma, you gotta stop putting yourself down like that!!! (❋•益•❋) This tsundere is the one who can't or won't accept her true feelings!!!!!

Rin: Excuse me?! I'm not tsundere!!!!! (❋•益•❋)

Waruna: You shitting me?! You look up a definition in the dictionary, and there's a picture of you right next to it, bitch!!!!! (❋•益•❋)

Rin: >///////////////<*** Your boyfriend is a dwarf.

Waruna: >///////////////////<*** And yours is some boyband reject.

Rin: Boyb...?! Shiro would never be that shallow or put himself out like that!!!!!!! I bet your dwarf is looking up all the girls' skirts, though! :P

Waruna: (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) You sure? How many girls does he got lined up?

Rin: . . . J-Just the two of us. >_____>***

Waruna: (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) Oh, so you're monogamous? Reallyyy...?

Rin: I-I meant me and my sister, you bullheaded jerk!!! >///////////////<***

Shiro: ಠ_ಠ Rin, I know you don't like the others, but you know there's you, Sakura, Mitsuzuri, Illya, Luvia, Reines, Saber, and... Taiga-sensei. ಠ_ಠ

Rin: . . . D-D-Don't just broadcast your love life like that, you idiot!!!!!! >////////////////<*********

Waruna: (╬≖‿≖) Eight of you, huh. Yuma's much more restrained~

Yuma: ಠ_ಠ Uh. I'm pretty sure counting Shinigami there's eight of you, too, Waruna-chan. You, Yoshiko, Kurane, Kurumi, Pucci, Fubuki, and Guillaume. ... And Shinigami.

Rin: (╬≖‿≖)

Waruna: Ughhh...! Why'd you give her free ammo like that?! (╯°□°）╯

Shiro: I'll leave you guys to hash this out. (✿◠‿◠)* I'm gonna bring some complimentary drinks. On me.

Yuma: (✿◠‿◠)* Nonsense, they'll be on me... *speed-walks to the bar with Shiro*

Rin: Ugh... Why do boys have to be such idiots?! ಠ_ಠ

Waruna: I think it's sweet they're such gentlemen. (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

Rin: >______>*** You eyeballing Shiro now, skank?

Waruna: Guys can be gentlemen even if you're not dating them. (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) You're oddly possessive for someone who's so quiet about their love life.

Rin: (⊙▂⊙✖ ) That's not...! I'm not...!!! >________>*** Just shut up. Shut. Up.

Waruna: I betcha a mil that I can propose to Yuma before you do. (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

Rin: What kinda wager is that?! Σ('◉⌓◉’) Shiro would be devastated if he's not the one proposing to us...!

Waruna: Is that your excuse? (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) Shiro's gotta juggle eight of you, so you're just gonna let him do all the legwork for your marriage? Suuure, that sounds fair and proper. (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

Rin: (人◕_◕) . . . . . . . . . Are you calling me a lazy-ass?! (❋•益•❋)

Waruna: Well, I'd never invite you over for dinner. Freeloader. (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)

Rin: (❋•益•❋) You bitch!!!!! I'll give Shiro the awesomest wedding ever!!! You'll be the dirty, rotten cheapskate eating my dust!!!!! (❋•益•❋)

Waruna: (❋•‿•❋) Good thing I have real friends to depend on~... I'll do a joint proposal with Yoshiko, Kurane, and Kurumi. (❋•‿•❋) That one mil is mine.

Rin: W-Well, I'll...! . . . ;;;>______> **I know Sakura will help me out... Maybe Mitsuzuri.... But if I start talking with any of them about wedding stuff, I know Illyasviel, Luvia, and Reines are gonna conspire against us...! And Taiga-sensei and Saber will just butt in!!! Ugh...**

Makoto: ಠ_ಠ *at the bar with Sayaka, watching Shiro and Yuma try to outdo each other with their orders* ... *opens his mouth*

Sayaka: *clamps his mouth shut with one hand* Makoto, don't you dare take responsibility for their girls' shenanigans. (✿◠‿◠)***

Makoto: ಠ_ಠ But I can help...?

Sayaka: I said no. (✿◠‿◠)***

[pissiskris]

ausu boybs...

hes got TWO pairs of boy orbs now