#boyakishantriage

[calware]

Is hat a Homestuck reference?

welcome to my homestuck blog. i'm not sure what you're referring to but the answer is probably Yes

[not-terezi-pyrope]

Heh, that's pretty funny how people think I'm gonna change my beliefs because of some twitter beef.

I'm sorry but I have zero idea what this ask is about. Please give context?

[ink-ghoul]

Update for friend?

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[questionable-prompts]

I'd rather a shitty prompt than a good prompt. Because shitty prompts are either very stereotypical or I can cheese it to an extreme degree.

I like this perspective. I like it a LOT, actually. Most of the time, if a prompt isn’t “good” enough (take that with a grain of salt, perspective is perspective), then I have a hard time using it. But if it’s too good, then I feel limited on how much I can change it. Yeah, I think I’m going to adopt this perspective for myself. You���re a genius.

[bruhstation]

Your art. Is so much good as a writer brain stops working.

alright I'll say cheers to that

[lizzy-frizzle]

Question mate. Does mate count as masculine or feminine? As an Australian, I just thought I'd ask.

I'm not the end all be all of transgender rulings, but to me personally, "mate" is gender neutral

[slastena-shipper]

Question. How would you describe the dynamic of your Frans?

Childhood friends, father son, etc.

I don't see Sans as a parent for Frisk┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌

For me, every relationship should develop gradually. If Frisk gets into the dungeon as a child, then before they have a serious relationship, they will of course be friends until Frisk is old enough for a relationship. If Frisk enters the dungeon as an adult or in adolescence (at least 16 years old), then I consider starting a relationship already in the dungeon or immediately after the path of the pacifist.

(I do not know how it is accepted in other countries, but in Russia there are terms such as "Age of consent" and "Age of majority". The age of consent is 16, the age of majority is 18. At 16, a teenager can have sexual intercourse at will. This happens quite often, as well as relationships at an earlier age, but usually, relationships under the age of 16 do not end with something serious (family or marriage), usually it's just falling in love. But I can say for sure, here in Russia, if you are 16 years old and you have fallen in love with a person who is 20-25 years old and you want to start a family in the future, you will not be judged, often people just wait for their majority to marry a loved one. In exceptional cases (pregnancy), marriage can be concluded at the age of 16, but only if the couple wants it and the parents of the teenager have given their consent).

Therefore, I can calmly look at the relationship of sixteen-year-old Frisk and twenty-year-old Sans, each country has its own foundations)

Thanks for the question~

[dreemurr-skelememer]

... Shouldn't it be getting down to 5°C if you're in the colder part of the country??

well im not from the west. so no but it should be consistently 18°C and below but every afternoon it peaks to 26°C

[friend-crow]

Birb

Indeed.

[annunakitty]

Gai kitby :3

YEAH AND WHAT OF IT 😤

[andmaybegayer]

Do yous feel bad calling them out on it?

Nope, mostly I'm glad someone picked up the joke I was putting down.

The networking failures are very real though.

[calware]

I was gonna ask that next. But the background image thing, what's that? Where's dat??

oh, you mean my banner! this a picture of some things on the hutch above my desk

so to answer your original question, this is a photo i took from my dorm 👍

[unoisveimved-un-proffesional]

Got birb pictures?

FUCK HANG ON.

WHERE DID THEY GO?!

FUCK.

I had loads of pictures of Magpie's and birds in trees, yesterday there was like a whole murder of crows in a giant leafless tree watching with me and I thought I snapped several picture but I can't find them now! WTF?!

My Magpie photos of the Black Billed Magpies which are increasing in population in Alaska disappeared, and my snap photos of birds flying between trees are gone to! WHAT HAPPENED? Damn it.

I just need to go somewhere where I can bird watch and take pictures, but I can't really do that with this terrible cold. And also I need an actual photography camera...

[stealthrockdamage]

"Mama didn't raise a quitter, she did raise a bisexual and an idiot"

i have no idea what this is in reference to especially given that i'm a lesbian but i respect the attempt boss

[boyakishantriage]

"Lector Cobra. Chicken man, and also someone who's planning of a series of actions that will result in the earth's destruction."

The chicken man in question spit an acid pellet at me, dodging it easily, flame melting the pellet as it transmuted into fire. Dodging the attack, he tries sweep, instead I slam the larger man into the cave above.

"ALRIGHT WHAT-"

I shoved my fist through his face shattering an illusion into reality, the man stumbling and crashing into the ground like a cartoon character.

"WELCOME TO THE TOONVERSE LECTOR."

The human swung a blade her body couldn't possibly hold even with enhancements.

"How long would you like your stay to be."

"Zero."

"Great. Infinite applied, only caveat is you listen to this-"

She caught the flaming pellet as it spat out the young adult alien. Sighing, I swung the fan, wind whipping into a ferocious fury blinding the chicken man as I cracked every bone in my body, before slamming him through the ground.

"How many layers will it take-"

Hands catching feet as he fought like a Brazilian, heavy kicks with the only missing part being just music.

"How's classic?"

More punches.

"Pop?"

Frustrated caw.

"Punk?"

Annoyed increase.

"Alright, country."

Two stepping my way around his strikes, using my bucklers, before slamming them like cymbals.

"JUST DIE ALREADY."

Clearly he was beyond frustrated at this point, animistic roar only accented by his flaming kicks. Honestly kind of stupid an alien species who's main thing was flaming kicking chicken, but Japan was definitely stranger.

Catching his punch, I then forced him to his kness.

"Alright. Here's the answer to your first question chick."

Slamming his balls so he wouldn't attack me while I answered his stupid question, cawing as he gripped his crotch.

"I have something called magic, it's long complicated but it's how your species-"

He threw a flaming kick, not getting the message clearly, so I snapped his leg in two.

"-your species can do flaming kicks without breaking the sound barrier."

The human woman was definitely annoyed now, breaking her opponents leg was childish at best.

The chicken man swung his arms around, wild trying to ignite his power through that childish ritual.

"As I was saying. I have that skill too and if you-"

I ducked under the molten strike, arms sweeping like a ribbon dance of death as he ca-cawked like a dumb bitch.

She broke both his wings, snapping his other leg as she began beating him bloody.

"Did your parents never teach you manners?"

"Did your parents teach you to never break into someone's base?"

"My parents died dickhead."

"Same. Humans-"

"Killed them, specifically bandits. NOT. THE. ENTIRE. HUMAN. RACE. NOW QUIT REGENNING."

Stupid huma-SQUARK

I ripped out his magical core, genetic code? Whatever, didn't matter, shattering the DNA before forcing my hand down his throat. Unable to speak, I glared down at him.

"Without your magic. You are nothing more than a little boy who can kick good. That's all you are. All I've done barely uses any magic and even then, it's mostly just party tricks. Don't make me go serious, or I will make your sure soul-"

The chicken gargled, clearly laughing at the mention of soul.

"Oh? Don't believe me?"

She then ripped out his larynx

He was dead. Or should be, body shimmering red as he felt himself rising. Only for something to hold him tethered, before slamming him into the ground. "Infinity gun." Something happened around him, the very reality of. Mathematics? The stuff he used to figure out where he was in space, this. Reality...

Every fibre of his being glitched, shattering and shaking with instability as she held him together, finally she slammed him into the wall in reality.

"You call off the attack, or I will make everything-"

His body was on fire, drowning, asphyxiating, every kind of death, pain all over every part of his body when she said that.

"-you felt-"

It increased in intensity, layers, his body releasing oils and water.

"-will become your final reality. No more honour, I'll turn you into my slave."

Images flashed of his lineage, line all of it slaughtered after death. The greater strength of his power lost, made to work for someone greater than him...

Anger filled his eyes, pure rage. Then. He dropped it, letting him go. And one. Two.

She caught his foot, actually breaking every bone down to his pelvis, the entire skeletal structure of his leg bleeding like nails impaled the entire length of his foot.

"Most of my colleagues don't interfere, too scared of consequences and changing."

She lifted a sword at least thrice her own size, reality breaking and cutting open as she pulled it from nothing. Raising it over her head.

"Important pieces. You're not important in the slightest, so suffer or go kill yourself. You pathetic, dishonourable piece of shit."

The unholy screams of a warrior screaming in pure fear, pain and hopelessness. One nearly identical with death echoed out the hidden cave, the entire left side of his body burned with magical signias marking him as cursed, dishonourable and best of all. Marked for death.

"bit extreme sweetheart~"

"Bit bigoted, darling."

"You know how much you're gonna have to do for this stunt?"

"Do you know how much it was worth it?"

"I'm afraid I do. Now let's move. Don't want the UEN of this world to see us."

[bruhstation]

You fucking wot mate /pos

Very good art. Just. You fucking wot???

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