#both of them are such divas 💅🏻

[vickincense]

It's horny o'clock for one Drew McIntyre, apparently. 🤭

[rise-my-angel]

HELP why is stannis serving face in that pic i cant-

he out diva-d everyone 😭 like he’s so sassy can i even be mad when he turns up because i know he’s gonna say some cunty line that lowkey eats because yeah he may be an asshole but is he wrong???

like yes he’s gonna call jon a bastard and you stupid and try and bring you home but like…he did it in a pressed suit 💅🏻

Meanwhile your pregnant and Jon has you dressed nice and cozy and wearing like 2 sizes to big (partially so it fits later still partially he thinks you're cute like that), probably messy hair as Jon wears the same standard black t shirt and jeans he does everyday, up against Stannis who is always in a pressed suit. Just the strangest mix of a dynamic at the front door as an argument ensures.

(Ned gets home at that point and his papa wolf instincts kick in and oh no time to go inside and close the door cus he is about to not so kindly tell Stannis off and knowing both of them it will not be pretty)