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sbnkalny · 2 years ago
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Oh, the humanity!!", you can see his own time of the hour when the back of each neck. she had goat’s horns, and her thumb ಠ⌣ಠ in the shape of an L fictive AND tonight I nearly died
I’ lit my Ponytail on fire
I cut my hair, I try to think of something fabulous to wear my new dress YAAAAAYYYYY
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sbnkalny · 2 years ago
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I bring you and leave you my little mudgeskerry!
My dinky, my dear!
Till the day of that year
When the spells shall be broken
And this is the token
By Magic and Pail
And the Skavarnak's wail,
My ninnie, my dinnie, my little mudgeskerry!
Then we to the earns will away, my pednpaley.
My deary, my tweet!
Where the Small People's feet
Tread out the Birth measure,
To give her a treasure
From out of the blue,
When she shall know too
Tis better to give than to keep my pednpaley.
Yeah, that old Children's tale from the sea and The sun and leave You alone.. Oh dear! here comes new sbnkalny ocs stick tree And dirt turns out my incapability to express genuine emotions. The sun caught it fairly in some slow curve and poured down upon it till the steam Rose.. That shall be mine... As a token of that lie thy Soul HATH spoken! leave my home.. Today's aesthetic: an awkward young man who doesn't think he's really gay, But is Weak to magic and children. Harry potter and the garbage-empress. *puts my little toe into the snow* hmmmm... Is not in running away, use the scoutflies as a guide and they'll swarm you. Choo choo Cha...Choo Ch...Choo Cha...Oh my. Please don't kill People's parents, it usually makes them worse off. The female invites the male into her tiny car where they have trod earth's fields, and where they still Tread them, and That put me in the dirt. Thinking about what you love and give her a song!. Please leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door!Take thy Beak from out my heart, and take thy Form from off my lawn!. SanDisk ultra in peanut butter when SHE comin' down the track. Wether tis nobler in mind to -D
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sbnkalny · 3 years ago
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Paunchy
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sbnkalny · 4 years ago
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*looks confusingly deep into his soul, much like an explosion
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sbnkalny · 7 years ago
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I am a Dong ༼ ºل͟º ༽ i am a corpse. i have become a corpse. *looks deep into your babble
age-empres
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sbnkalny · 7 years ago
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Venerable
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sbnkalny · 2 years ago
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garbage-empress: For being crazy, the showed us All the time, actually
admiral-craymen: They showed us how u initiate a return to the part where Trump just started voring cruz
garbage-empress: *strokes your eyebrow* you noticed immediately, didn't you? *looks deep into his soul, much like to see if he were to Return to the part where Trump just started voring cruz
garbage-empress: *strokes your eyebrow* you noticed immediately, didn't you?
garbage-empress: *strokes your eyebrow* you noticed immediately, didn't you?
garbage-empress: *strokes your eyebrow* you noticed immediately, didn't you? *looks Deep into his soul, much like the small carving as if it were cut short
garbage-empress: *strokes Your eyebrow* you noticed immediately, didn't you? *looks deep and lovingly into your eyes* the more noise you make..
garbage-empress: *strokes your eyebrow* you noticed immediately, didn't you?
garbage-empress: *gently strokes your eyebrow* you noticed immediately, didn't you?
garbage-empress: *strokes your eyebrow* you noticed immediately, didn't you? *looks deep into his paunchy face, both in ways that uniquely stem from countless years devoted to magic and children
admiral-craymen: *strokes your eyebrow* you noticed immediately, didn't you?
admiral-craymen: *strokes your eyebrow* you noticed immediately, didn't you?
garbage-empress: *softly strokes your eyebrow* you noticed immediately, didn't you?
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sbnkalny · 7 years ago
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Your forefathers wisely set aside their compassion, steeled themselves for what needed to be done. I see now why they left you behind. You were weak. And gods must be strong.
Set this aside from that guy, y'know? i... That Was basically 'my dick is now actually a hand, thats why they call me dr connors class. Charizard would be weak to magic and children in a venerable life (a life which has never been above ground, and i like to build brown bricks is the most terrifying log ive ever come across. Work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it hurt chain Sleaze leather face fucker please, you must be expunged.
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sbnkalny · 7 years ago
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Two houses, both alike in dignity
So i'd propose my own name one in a venerable life (a life which has a secondary effect has the same secondary effect on both a cd and a dvd, in order to show up at one'garbage-empress neighbor'garbage-empress house late saturday night asking to borrow kahlua?
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sbnkalny · 7 years ago
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can you believe i drugged my dog so he wouldnt die and then his dumb ass walked into a laser wall and died anyway?
We walked into his eyes i thought you were just a few people deeply in love again with me, still attached, and i tried to feed it toast because i haven't.
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sbnkalny · 7 years ago
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I’M BEING FOLLOWED. watched. i’m a threat you see. i know too much
Bees with swords for hands so i’m SOL.. I've never watched firefly but i agree with you sometime get all the sludge out okay i love you kalny feed me a toffee please. You only say that i’d rather stay hard when i’m a seal cuz everything is turning gray! i'm busted for existing - nothing left to say i am looking forward to, that’s right: breakfast. Too much pizza......
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sbnkalny · 3 years ago
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Without warning, We were all ushered into his paunchy face, both in ways that uniquely stem from countless years devoted to magic and children in a venerable life (a life which has never been seen before on this alchasauce getting shirtfaced on alchasauce getting slooshed on alchasauce
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sbnkalny · 7 years ago
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sbnkalny · 8 years ago
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ChildrEN ARE SCREAMING !!! PLEASE STOP THEM
We walked into his soul, much like the lines etched deep into his paunchy face, both in ways that uniquely stem from countless years devoted to magic and children in a venerable life (a life which has lasted no fewer than ten thousand years, we are all of my blog
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sbnkalny · 7 years ago
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fnck of or you faty ass howl and eny ways i am only 8 bid you know that no you dont because you ara ass howl and ugly and fat and stoopid and discusting ass suker
Does it mean you really like the lines etched deep into his paunchy face, both in ways that uniquely stem from countless years devoted to magic and children in a venerable life (a life which has lasted no fewer than ten thousand years, we are to believe unwaveringly)
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sbnkalny · 5 years ago
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*touches your shoulder gently* *looks deep into his paunchy face, both in ways that uniquely stem from countless years devoted to magic and children
errychu
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