#both Dogma and Sponge are very reluctant to talk about the 501st
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Tulpa can't get a straight answer
Tulpa: Why is it that any time I ask you both about the 501st, you always find a way to avoid talking about them? Don't I get to know more about your first battalion? I don't even know what this guy's name is! -holding up his trooper doll which Dogma painted to look like Tup- Dogma, sweating: Is anyone thirsty? I got fresh juice, caf, tea... Sponge, amused: I'd like some juice. Tulpa, frustrated: See?! This is what I'm talking about! You never give me a straight answer! Dogma: Of course I never give you a straight answer! Son I thought by now you would have figured out that I'm gay! Sponge: And I'm bisexual. I don't do straight. Tulpa, flabbergasted: ... Dogma: Check-mate. Drink your juice. Tulpa, groaning: I hate this household.
#star wars#the clone wars#forceful intervention au#clone trooper dogma#clone ocs#clone medic sponge#clone cadet tulpa#both Dogma and Sponge are very reluctant to talk about the 501st#Tulpa on the other hand would like to know more
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