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Did any of us have siding with Marjorie Taylor Greene on their 2024 bingo?

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Game of the year

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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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The onion buying Infowars is the best possible scenario. They actually understand how to report on alex, and they'll know what to do with his assets.

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Eight-year-old Max Alexander holds the world record as the youngest runway fashion designer. He began designing at the age of four.

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He's right tho

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i’m starting a collection

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2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

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Most-used word in each US state.

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Wow — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/3hiS1uP

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How long until Dr Oz becomes Surgeon General

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Amos is tough but Bobbie Draper has been specifically trained to withstand interrogation.

you get to pick a character to withstand physical torture for your secrets. who you got?

personally, i'm taking Amos Burton

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Love how you can kinda see the prosthetics here