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[eoieopda]

I assume that when they say a person has 7 lives- you are probably in your 5th or 6th life and the people in your life are blessed to have you <3

oh that’s so cute 🫠🥹 thank you, beeb!

what do you assume about me based on my writing?

[here2bbtstrash]

WHO'S SAYING SQUIRT GOD MIN YOONGI DOESN'T HAVE A PERSONALITY???? 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Ok maybe he doesn't. Dare I say, neither does the reader.

BUT he can make 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 squirt. He doesn't 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 a personality. Stop disrespecting my religion like this y'all! ✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼

Drip! Reader on the other hand? Neither can she make anyone squirt nor does she have a personality. If anyone needs to go, it's her.

Or maybe Deep End! Namjoon. He's the sanest of them all and in this house, we support crack cocaine energy onli. 💀🏃🏻‍♀️

IT'S A DRABBLE NOBODY WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A PERSONALITY THE POINT WAS PORN WEHIUGEJTGDFGKD 🔪

readers are not on the poll!!!!! (also wouldn't that technically be su1c1de?!?!) TRY AGAIN 😂

omfg...... i think you better start running cause the deep end stans are already coming for your ass for that suggestion 👀 (at least you didn't say TSOYB jimin or i'd be coming after you too lmfao 🏃‍♀️)

[eoieopda]

My fav story of yours? Why are you making me choose between my parents!!!????!!! 🧍🏻‍♀️

If I HAVE to choose, then it's menace. Or maybe lacuna. No wait- I think it's darksided.

I, personally, like multi-part stories just a tiniest but more which does not mean that I consider your oneshots to be any less part of my religion.

Hope you're doing well. Xoxo

part of your religion 😭☠️

omg. hahahaha. thank you!! i’m beginning to enjoy writing multi-part fics much more than i used to, so i plan to do more of them in the future! tysm for reading 💘

[eoieopda]

Wdym you hope we like menace? Cause I, for one, freaking L-O-V-E IT!

What started as a mere smut fic is now a beautiful, healing story that will always remain close to my heart for more than one reason.

Thank you for writing this. <3

And yes, congratulations for completing your first planned series💕

thank you much for reading and for this message 🥹💕 it’s been a struggle over here lately, so this kindness really means a lot.

[eoieopda]

Also, thank you so much for doing such an incredible job w that seokjin drabble 😭 I KNEW I could trust you w my delulu heart😭

EEEEP! i’m so glad. i really liked how that one turned out, so thank you for the prompt 💕

[eoieopda]

I'm a little late but your speciality? It's how you can make us connect w the characters so easily!

The way you just pluck our stupid little consciousness and place it in your story, making us actually 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 it?! 🤌🏼💋

The angst? The burn? The vexing? The anticipation? My heart going pitter patter pitter patter? Sometimes the urge to just push the characters together like lil barbie dolls and say "now kiss" ? Everything fucking SLAPPSSS👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

Your plotlines are also great. AND you somehow make it work even w such little word count? Like I usually don't prefer drabbles cause there's no time for the build up, but you could write a 100 word drabble and I'd be bawling!?

oh shit, this was so sweet 🫠 THE BARBIE DOLLS THOUGH hahahahaha.

seriously, though, thank you — for this and for how much you engage with my stuff. i see you and i appreciate you, sweet bean 🫶🏻💓

[eoieopda]

Your blog is my Roman Empire!

Congratulations on your blogversary!! Hope there are many mannyyyy more to come and I can't wait to be a part of it all! <3

i’m so unbelievably behind on memes and the lingo the ✨youths✨ are using, so i 100% had to google what this meant. hahahaha. thank you!!

[eoieopda]

I should know better than to start my Sunday mornings by reading your fics by now. Why do I still do it? Cause I like to make myself suffer. 🥰

Let me start by just saying- *clears throat* AaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why are you making menace OC suffer so much? Why is my poor baby always being thrown headfirst into an emotional turmoil? Why would you write an entire part about her feeling like cellophane and then casually dropping that scene w Jin remembering how 14 y/o him forgot to pick her up from dance practice? If you think my rant has anything to do w my insecurity of being unwanted, no it doesnt.

Why is Jin being a dumbwit by throwing parties to make them get together while simultaneously messing w Jimin by casually telling him that he's lucky he's not swallowing his teeth for fooling around w someone's sister? Why didn't Jimin tell her that her brother made him blow her off one year ago? I have so many question🫥

And if I remember correctly, I think pt.3 ended w Jin finding Jimin in front of oc's house? What happened to that?

I'm sorry for bombarding you w so many questions 😭 You did so good😭💕 You're so fucking good at writing angst! You make the wait sooo worth it and if you ever saw me crying, no you didn't. Ok maybe a little! 🥹

oh, wow, thank you so much! 😭💕 it’s early where i am, so my brain is bad at determining what’s rhetorical and what isn’t (lol). here’s why i did what i did:

because (surprise!) i’m the menace 😌 lmao. no but really, i wanted to make it super clear why this very specific letdown would’ve been so devastating + why that experience with jimin as kids wound up with mc putting him on a pedestal to fall from later. mc’s never really seen him clearly, just angel (then) and demon (now).

this comes up at the beginning of pt. iv, but jimin would’ve talked it through if mc hadn’t left that voicemail 😔 poor buddy heard his deepest insecurity weaponized by the last person he’d ever expect/want to hear it from 🥲

the conversation with seokjin happens right after jimin leaves mc’s house and goes home! that’s why seokjin asks if jimin has anything he wants to tell him, criticizes him for taking what seokjin thinks is two years to make a move, etc. meanwhile, jimin is 👁️👄👁️ because he 1) got caught, 2) did not wait two years to get with seokjin’s sister, and 3) this whole thing wouldn’t have happened if he’d known seokjin was rooting for them. ✨ everybody in this fic needs therapy ✨

[eoieopda]

You: makes a reasonable request about how people interact w your posts and what do you feel about that

Anon: how DARE you? Telling me how to interact w YOUR blog, that YOU created, that YOU run; trying to be a "main character" on your OWN, PERSONAL space where you try to be as mindful and considerate of everyone's feelings!!!!! *Horrified gasp* *faints down in pure anguish*

Dear anon, first of all, Jade wasn't even talking about liking her work, she was talking about random posts that she posts, like the one where she v maturely replied to your rant cause I simply would've replied w this and moved on w my life-

Moreover, while yes, a like is still an interaction w the post, it isn't an interaction w the writer, it's impersonal, almost anonymous amongst the hundreds of likes and sometimes bots even. Jade even said people can share their thoughts via anons or even personal msgs which frankly, doesn't even increase the engagement on the posts. She just wants to know our thoughts, make HER blog and interactions w HER followers a little personal, and maaaaaybe be friends w us.

And how dare she expect people to comment and reblog her work, cause as a writer yourself, you surely haven't expected the same EVER. Right?

I hope you figure out whatever you've going on in your personal life that makes you lash out on random people on the internet. I hope it gets better soon. Xoxo.

tone/ad hominem aside, some of their points might’ve scanned, but they seemed to be talking about a completely different thing than i was, so… idk. it costs something to send people stuff like that, but it’s free to unfollow. hopefully, they did leave 🤷🏻‍♀️

[eoieopda]

Oh, you wanna know how I ended up here?

Lol I had just joined Tumblr and followed only a couple of blogs and had already zoomed through their masterlists (ik I'm a chronic binge reader) and I was going to travel in a couple of days so I desperately needed something to read and then I accidentally stumbled upon your profile so I just mindlessly followed it. And trust me when I say Lacuna had me crying on a train 🫠 and since then I always come to your blog whenever I want to disengage from the world!

So, to answer your question, I stumbled upon your blog accidentally and then followed it cause I can't be trusted to be left alone w my thoughts for even a minute 🧍🏻‍♀️

bahahahahaha this is incredible. “i found you by accident and you made me cry on a train” is perhaps the most fitting description of my brand™️ i’ve ever been told, lmao.

i’m happy you did find me, beeb! and i’m sorry for the whole crying on public transit thing 🤪

[eoieopda]

Somewhere between chaotic good and chaotic neutral, ig!?

simply 🌈 chaotic 🌈 lmao