#bootyblockers

[drawinbutter]

Cartoon Amusing Roller Derby Injury Tropes 28: Literal Ass-Kicking. A bootyblock just has to knock the jammer off the track; there's no bonus points awarded if they go through the roof :/

[subarulesbian]

Tagged by @vicesvirtues11 (i’m doing this on my main just bc i think it makes more sense? idk)

Nicknames: bork! and like 700 nicknames based off bork lol

Gender: nb dyke

Star sign: libra

Height: 5’3”

Time: 7:06pm

Birthday: october 2nd

Favorite bands: mcr, electric century, literally every band frank iero has ever been in, misfits, green day, chevelle, destroy boys, mt. eddy, swmrs, operation ivy, pvris

Favorite solo artist: gerard way, ray toro, uhhhhhhh i really only listen to bands i guess??

Song stuck in your head: the girl got hot by weezer

Last movie: what we do in the shadows

Last TV show: stranger things

Why did you create your blog: i honestly dont remember. that was like 7 years ago or something. i just wanted a blog lol

What do you post/reblog: lesbianism! also cats and dogs and sometimes goats

Last thing you googled: stargate 1994 (i m nerd)

Other blogs: my mcr blog is @kobrakids, my aesthetic blog is @poorbork, and i have a roller derby blog @bootyblock but i’m not active on there anymore :/

Why url: i’m a lesbian and i drive a subaru

I follow: 584

Followers: 759 on this blog, 433 on my mcr blog, 20 on my aesthetic blog, and 1.7k on my derby blog

Average hours of sleep: varies wildly lmao

Lucky number: 72 was my derby number and i dont really consider it a lucky number but every time i see it i’m like !!!

Instrument: i dont play anything anymore :/

What are you wearing: jeans + “who the fuck is frank Lero” t shirt

Dream job: librarian :)

Dream trip: i’ve wanted to go to budapest for like my entire life idk why

Favorite food: pasta

Favorite songs rn: no fun club by frank iero and the patience, doze off by mt. eddy, choke on one another by death spells, it’s not a fashion statement it’s a fucking deathwish by mcr, drive north by swmrs, attention reader by pencey prep, cattywampus by destroy boys

Last book I read: edinburgh by alexander chee. fucking beautiful writing but one of the most heartbreaking books i’ve ever read

Top 3 universes: i honestly dont know what this means lmao?

tagging: everyone who wants to do this!! i am too fried to tag individual people sorry lol

[100lbsofsass-blog]

#bootyblocking #ccrd #rvrda and still my thoughts of "must get lower.. " (at Crossfield, Alberta)

[gorispelling]

One of the most fun games ever, with so many great friends AND was voted co-MVP with Cherry! 🍒 thanks @laderbydolls & LA Ri-Ettes! #bootyblockers #givemesomescissors #rollerderby #derbydolls #bankedtrack #riettes (at The Dollosseum - Home of Los Angeles Derby Dolls)