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lgbtlunaverse · 7 months ago

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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

#it's bad if you want i have sex it's also bad if you DON'T want to have sex #god forbid if you're a woman in a heterosexual marriage and aren't in the mood #that's 'withholding sex' and you're clearly abusive scum who should be divorced and left without any of your shared assets.#but if you DO have sex now you're a degenerate freak plotting for the downfall of western society #i don't know what to say i'm just so tired #politics #culture #queerphobia #lgbtqia #misogyny #<it's not the exclusive source but let's be honest sooo much of this is integral to the patriarchy #patriarchy needs access to an underclass they can treat like sex objects but they also don't want them to have any human rights #so sexuality is both obligatory and stigmatized #purity culture #i'm really struggling with tagging this because most of the appropiate tags would- in a beautiful twist of irony- get me booted off tumblr

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darlingofdots · 3 months ago

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my parents are on holiday in their mobile home

they're expected back this upcoming weekend

I just spent ten days in my childhood home to keep an eye on things

I have hidden 100 small yellow ducks all over the house

I am very excited for my parents to be back

#dottie rambles #best part was just going about my day in the house and occasionally spotting one of the ducks i hid #hilarious #i did nunber them but did not document where i out them #i stuck one into the velcro of my dad's ski boot I'm very serious about this #they'll definitely find a couple on the first day bc i left some in very obvious places

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eydilily · 19 days ago

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gem n joel the strongest duo (family) that you are

and of course. her

#geminitay #smallishbeans #gem #joel #gemjoel #gempearl #wild life smp #why are they just building gorgeous things while everyone around them dies #trafficblr #life series #eydidraws #my art #additional notes: i tried to give joel some racer pants #also very pleased i finally got to draw him with the two toe boot thing #everytime i see those kinds of shoes i think of joel for some reason #also fun fact joel is one of the first hermits i ever drew ! him and lizzie but they were a lot more . anime-y back then #but yes i wanted to give gem a more mechanic vibe and joel the more racer vibe #which is a bit ironic bec i think their roles currently as of session 2 is the opposite lol #mcyt

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brightlotusmoon · 1 year ago

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#pronouns motherfucker do you have them #oy vey the melodrama #conservatives want to be crushed under a giant boot don't they

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thesinglesock · 1 year ago

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my mom walked upstairs in her seal skin boots. Fjonka (my rabbit) came running to greet them (her seal skin boots). she sniffed them for a second. nuzzled them, before realizing they weren't breathing. horror dawned on her. she begun to understand she was dealing with something she couldn't comprehend. she backed off, without letting them out of her sight. she STOMPED to let them (the seal skin boots) know that she did NOT like this situation. my mom stomped back. Fjonka stomped harder, exhibiting a bravery and assertedness I had no idea she possessed. mom turned and went back down the stairs. Good job, Fjonk. You sure showed those undead vampire rabbits who's boss.

#old lady rabbit vs. eldritch abomination (seal skin boots)#she was so disturbed by them #not the fact that they were fur. when I wear my fur lined jacket (a hand-me-down. I do not buy new fur) she buries herself in it #as if I were a very large rabbit.#but these boots! they were moving on their own! scary!!#vitpost #rabbitblr

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sreppub · 6 months ago

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jason ignored the clearly labeled tupperware and ate tim’s leftover garlic chicken pasta

#dc #mine #jason todd #tim drake #red robin #red hood #batfam #yeah jason wears ankle socks with boots #listen if its wildly AU and they're little creatures or kids or something i will draw them so schmoopy and cuddly and lame #but if they are adults/canon adjacent? they're so fucking annoying #they do not know each other and do not want to #they'll die for each other. but cannot be in the same room

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kathaynesart · 6 months ago

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The real reason.

I’ve seen a lot of comments saying that canon future Donnie looks more like he’s wearing waders rather than overalls and if that’s the case then he’s smarter and more prepared than any of us are giving him credit for. King is keepin’ it clean.

#to keep the ick away #smart man #his worst nightmare #rectified with fashion #I’d wear them too #now if he could just find some boots his size #thank you Andy #rottmnt #canon future donnie #future Donnie #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #kathaynesart #save rottmnt

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hussyknee · 5 months ago

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Wikipedia’s editors have voted to declare the Anti-Defamation League “generally unreliable” on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, adding it to a list of banned and partially banned sources. An overwhelming majority of editors involved in the debate about the ADL also voted to deem the organization unreliable on the topic of antisemitism, its core focus. A formal declaration on that count is expected next. The decision about Israel-related citations, made last week, means that one of the most prominent and longstanding Jewish advocacy groups in the United States — and one historically seen as the leading U.S. authority on antisemitism — is now grouped together with the National Inquirer, Newsmax, and Occupy Democrats as a source of propaganda or misinformation in the eyes of the online encyclopedia. Moreover, in a near consensus, dozens of Wikipedia editors involved in the discussion said they believe the ADL should not be cited for factual information on antisemitism as well because it acts primarily as a pro-Israel organization and tends to label legitimate criticism of Israel as antisemitism.