#boobpunch

[samgiddings]

oh my GOD it’s actually so bad I finally caved and I took an extra strength ibuprofen and I can still feel it it’s just vaguely numbed

On another note why did we ever let “boobpunch” die because I think some people need to be reminded to not be a boobpunch

pulled tiddie muscle everything hurts so bad

[lilithfairen]

That sapphic poll is going to up being "Boobpunching Fanservice" vs. "Explicit Sapphic Feelings Make You a Predator and Also Satan" and that's fucking depressing.

[someawesomeamvs]

Warning: Potential seizure trigger

Title: MY MERMAN DON’T

Editor: boobpunch

Song: Anaconda

Artist: Nicki Minaj

Anime: Orenchi no Furo Jijou

Category: Comedy

[crimmson]

“Anything’s better than turnin’ us all into walkin’ brussels sprouts!”

[Batman & Harley Quinn, 2017]

[submissivefeminist]

Lmao I’m an idiot, I forgot that people use wax for play. I’ve never tried it, have you enjoyed it?

“Also, forgot to add this to the other one. The glazed donut folder legit made me laugh. Thank you for not being afraid to show your wacky side. It’s personally very hard for me to do, so I admire you for it.”

It’s alright. Can be nice and sensual but it’s not really the most exciting kink activity for me.

I’m glad you liked it, haha. I used to post photos of my glazed face when tumblr wasn’t such a boobpunch about it.

[rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world]

Just wanted to let those of you know who didn’t already that #TheHauntingofHillHouse is a masterpiece. Frightening, heartbreaking, beautiful, and even an only child like me could tell it got sibling dynamics so very right! Be aware that it can be triggering if you’ve recently lost someone or suffer from addiction, but this series is so much more than horror. It’s a beautifully thought out examination of family, grief, and forgiveness. The acting is phenomenal and episode 6 should be studied for its perfect ensemble performances! 👏👏👏 #thohh #notmyedit #theocrain #shirleycrain #netflix #horror #lol #elizabethreaser #katesiegel #theodoracrain #boobpunch #sisters #mustwatch #lmao #hauntingofhillhouse https://www.instagram.com/p/BpkEPvWA_Hg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ss8vrhei59wv

[closed-third-eye]

Good thing about being around uncultured people is that I can say boobpunch and they'd think I invented the word 😤

[voltronnecks]

“ThESE ArE MY FrIEnDS DONT Be SUCH A BoOBPUnCh” -Lotor

[winky-the-alcoholic-elf]

85 Questions

I was tagged by @defiled-diadem  :) 

rules: answer these 85 questions and tag 20 people

tagged: @doitforgranger @floral-print-punk @libertysir @looneybeth @susanbone @sansaslays @malchiex @jujuoh @miltank-tittymilk @boobpunch   (optional obviously and if y’all want me to never tag you in anything again let me know) 

THE LAST

1. drink: cold apple cider  2. phone call: my dad  3. text message: my co-facilitator for a grief support group 4. song you listened to:  the chain, fleetwood mac 5. time you cried:  y’know that post that talks about crying once every six months for like 5 min? that’s me. I think i had my two seconds of tears like two or three weeks ago, so i’m good for awhile 6. dated someone twice: no 7. kissed someone and regretted it: i mean i guess? more like i regretted it much much later  8. been cheated on: yeah 9. lost someone special: Yeah a few people. hence become a grief group facilitator 

10. been depressed: i have chronic depression. 

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: once. i had like a shit ton of vodka but it was mixed with stuff and it came up pink and i was blacked out but for some reason i remember that so like i just have this super vivid memory of barfing with zero context 

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS 12.  purple, any shade but more blueish hues, not pinkish ones 13. maroon 14. turquoise. and orange. i can’t pick three when i have four faves.

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. made new friends: i don’t think so?  16. fallen out of love: that’s complicated  17. laughed until you cried: i have no idea if in the past year, but i’ve def done that in my life a lot 18. found out someone was talking about you: if you count my roommate talks to herself and one time i heard her say “she’s still in bed” and there’s a 99% chance that she was talking to herself about ME, then yeah  19. met someone who changed you: in the last year? i don’t think so.  20. found out who your friends are: i feel like that question is very middle-schooler-who-thinks-they’re-grown  21. kissed someone on your facebook list: yeah? lots of people? p sure there’s only one person i’ve kissed that i’m NOT fb friends with and that’s because i de-friended that person. still friends with their mom though. just bc i feel weird defriending her. susan didn’t do anything wrong?

GENERAL 22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life:  99.9% 23. do you have any pets: sadly, no 24. do you want to change your name: nah. it’s not my favorite name in the world but like i’m not my favorite person in the world so it all works out in the end  25. what did you do for your last birthday: tbh i don’t even remember. i probably got drunk w/ friends? i turned 22 it’s not a big deal birthday  26. what time did you wake up: like 10:30  27. what were you doing at midnight last night: homework  28. name something you can’t wait for: the sweet release of death 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: like three weeks ago 31. what are you listening to right now: spotify, my playlist is called from tosca to tupac. it’s p great, i have pretty much every genre except modern country and christian rock covered 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: a few 33. something that is getting on your nerves: at this exact second? i’m bloated and i can’t fart bc my roommate is home. 

34. most visited website: tumblr probably. sadly.  35. hair colour: dark brown. kinda has some red in it, in the sun. 36. long or short hair: very long.  37. do you have a crush on someone: this girl who works at panera. i just know her by sight but like she’s hot and her name is andy and every time i have to give her my order i get all quiet and squeaky and she probably thinks i’m a freak 38. what do you like about yourself: you’re not my therapist why are you making me do this? but okay i’ll say my compassion for others. 39. want any piercings: i can barely remember to wear earrings often enough to prevent my holes from closing so no i’m good 40. blood type: no idea 

41. nickname: cizzo 42. relationship status: single and basically allergic to mingling  43. zodiac: libra 44. pronouns: she/her/hers 45. favourite tv show: Brooklyn nine nine, buffy the vampire slayer, Go On, and sense8 46. tattoos: None, sadly 47. right or left handed: left 48. surgery: nope 49. piercing: just the standard ear lobes, if they haven’t closed up which they probably have 50. sport: i’m a pro at tripping over my own feet  51. vacation: what about vacation??? i’ve been to 46 states bc my dad’s a nerd. and 4 canadian provinces. i honestly would be fine never travelling ever again tho. i know that’s super odd, i’m just a homebody. staycation for the win. 52. pair of trainers: i have one pair of cheap gym shoes from target that i wore for my job at target and also for camp but otherwise i’m not a gym shoe kinda person

MORE GENERAL 53. eating: nothing currently. i had mashed potatoes for dinner. 54. drinking: apple cider 55. i’m about to: watch buffy the vampire slayer. i’m re-watching it and currently in season 3 56. waiting for:  me to get my shit together 57. want: to live alone 58. get married: probably not. that would kinda kill my whole living alone thing 59. career: trying to graduate college so i can get a masters so i can get a licence so i can be a social worker

WHICH IS BETTER 60. hugs or kisses: hugs 61. lips or eyes: neither  62. shorter or taller: so vague  63. older or younger: for dating? the same age 64. nice arms or nice stomach: who/cares/ 65. hook up or relationship: neither  66. troublemaker or hesitant: irrelevant 

HAVE YOU EVER 67. kissed a stranger: i don’t think so 68. drank hard liquor: oh honey. yes.  69. lost glasses/contact lenses: only for like 5 min at a time 70. turned someone down: yes 71. sex on the first date: no...? i guess  72. broken someone’s heart: i dunno  73. had your heart broken: it’s complicated  74. been arrested: no 75. cried when someone died: not immediately but i have cried about dead people, yes.  76. fallen for a friend: i guess? not like while in the friend stage 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN 77. yourself: that’s a loaded question i’m trying to answer in therapy 78. miracles: no? i guess not? i dunno  79. love at first sight: no i really don’t  80. santa claus: i am a fully grown adult  81. kiss on the first date: sure? this isn’t something you can “believe” in but like if you’re asking if i’m chill with the idea of someone doing that then yeah, get it friends 82. angels: no, but when i was little i sure as fuck did. i used to have /conversations/ with my dead sister thinking god must’ve been omnipotent only by having angels watching over different parts of the earth so i thought on mondays my sister was watching my part of the earth and i’d talk to her on monday nights. i’ve learned that’s apparently somewhat normal for grieving kids but like it sounds fucked up and i’m pretty fucked up as a person so i didn’t realize that could be normal 

OTHER 83. current best friend’s name: i have a few 84. eye colour: brown 85. favorite movie: i dunno dude

[unclefathersantateddy]

"Jimmy Jr you can read, right?"

I honestly feel like Tammy Larsen's starting to be one of my favourite characters, no matter how many times I rewatch Bob's Burgers her early dialogue always makes me laugh.

[shockblanketandbowties]

everything i do is embarrassing. I was breathing earlier? what a boobpunch

[ayecati]

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[schmidthappensdaily]

The otherside. 😬😚💁 #ballbreath ____________________________________ #vscocam #friends #bitchesbewaiting #studentlife #struggles #wifi #bitchface #bffs #boobpunch #lilfriend #funtimes #toohottohandle #lolz #war #potd #theotherside #bringit #nochill

[hey-thatsfarout]

‘Bad girls don’t like to go to Dog Prom’ 

[2fleek]

[winky-the-alcoholic-elf]

Ohhh myyyy goddddd I've been craving chocolate cake so bad for the last three days I think I'm dying like I'm actually about to start crying actually. I'm very close to putting pants on, driving to the grocery store, and buying a frickin birthday cake or some shit. Ooh or cosmic brownies 😍 but also I'm broke af and lazy and tired sooo I'm probably just gonna die