#boo noel πππ clown
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HELP i haven't seen this before.. i get the frustration with liam i mean he's liam and especially the thing with women but imagine doing this on twitter as a grown adult and not a 30 year old adult either knowwhatimean. this at 52, god. kind of obsessed
#'ok but imagine that your brother is liam' shut up i would handle it better. i simply would be normaler#if i was in that situation i simply would be better at it#boo noel πππ clown#2019 (!!) and it's still on twitter#anyway as always it's funnyβ dance monkey danceβ sorryy if that's crude if noel gallagher is offended he can look at his bank account to#feel better or wipe his tears off with money or something#<3#oasis#kata.txt#x
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my school drama cuz i need to type and copy paste it x2
and I wanna get this off my chest
OKAY SO
since the start of the year me and ashlynn were bestie boo girlie pops!! i gave this bitch ruben a note saying "your a dingus" and i got in trouble L + ratio. anyways i liked angel. so. bad. like simping so hard. ashlynn had a sex dream of him! she called ME the man stealer??? anyways angel himself was guessing my crush. he said EVERY PERSON IN THE GRADE HAFsggshgfsGDVGS and he said at lunch,, "OMG WHO IS IT?!?!?!?!!" and i YELLED infRont OF ALL OF MY GRADE,, "IT'S YOU!!!!" my bully, jaime was across from me, he told everyone. and uh. anyways i stopped liking him. i liked luis g. somehow everyone found out??? idk people call me crazy. then i dated melissa π. but we broke up and she dated ashlynn. thEN I DATED GIOVANNI THE FUCKING CLASS CLOWN IDIOT THAT ASHLYNN HAD A CRUSH ON ππππ AND THEN I CHEATED BECAUSE GIOVANNI WAS A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG AND I DATED ASHLEY. THEN ASHLEY GAVE ME A NOTE SAYING NOBODY LIKES ME AND SHE CALLED ME A FAG ππππ
AND THEN. ERNEST WAS BEING WEIRD AND TOUCHED RAELYN WITH HIS BONER IN A CLASS THAT WASN'T MINE, SO THEY WERE SEPARATED, AND RAELYN WAS IN MY CLASS AND I LIKED HER. SGGJSVJGSVVGSHGFVGGVH AND SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME SHE LIKES THIS HOTDOG MILK
ASS BITCH IORI THAT IS MY BULLY ASWELL AS JAIME AND THEN
RUBEN, JAIMES BOYFRIEND OR SMTH IS A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG AND ASHLYNN FALLS FOR HIM
ASHLYNN BREAKS UP WITH MELISSA AND I STOP LIKING RAELYN AND I START LIKING EMO BOY NOEL AND OH BOY HERE IT COMES,,,,
ASHLYNN WRITES A NOTE SAYING THIS
"Ashley the bitch, Ruben the motherfucker, Jaime the trianglehead, Baldo the bitch" AND MORE.
ANGEL STEALS THE FUCKING PAPER AND TELLS EVERYONE AND ASHLEY CRIES AND THE SUB FUCKING SCOLDS ASHLYNN AND SHE COMES IN, HAVING A FAKE ASS PANIC ATTACK, APOLOGIZING IN THE MOST HALF ASSED WAY EVER HFDJHSGJHS
AND I STILL LIKE NOEL, I TELL HIM MY FEELINGS.
HE SAYS HE ONLY LIKES LATINA GIRLS AND I'M A CRACKER π
THEN HE GIVES ME A NOTE A WEEK LATER THAT SAYS "i love you." AND UHM WHAT THE FUCK??? NOELS STORY ENDS THERE BECAUSE HE STILL STARES AT ME IN CLASS SO IDK
ANYWAYS SO ASHLYNN IS FAILING HAHA L
SHE BECOMES A FUCKING JERK, AND I FAKE LIKING HER HAHA
AND UUM I AM SINGLE AND LIKE NOEL OKAY GO OFF IG
FOR A REALLY LONG TIME IT'S JUST "i like noel hshshhs"
AND THEN AFTER LIKE 3 MONTHS
DYLAN THINKS I LIKE HIM BUT HE A CRUSTY ROACH
BUT THEN
I LIKE AJ β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€
AND EVERYBODY FUCKING KNOWS LIKE EVEN HIM.
AND JAYDA, THE BITCH SHE IS SAYS "oh we were dating he likes me yknow π"
AND I SAY STFU DUMB BITCH NO
HE STARES. SO MUCH.
ANYWAYS I GIVE HIM A VALENTINE β€β€β€β€
HE SAYS SURE I LIKE YOU BACK DON'T TELL
AAAAA
SO YEAH AND AT CHOICE P.E HE TALKS TO ME AND ASHLYNN, BEING A FUCKING DUMBASS RUINS IT, MAKING ME FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE HE NEVER SAID WHAT HE WANTED TO SAY BECAUSE
ASHLYNN CALLED HIM DADDY AND NOW HE THINKS IM CRAZY AND OBSESSED AND STUPID
ANYWAYS SO YEAH HE STARES LIKE IM FUCKING INSANE
AND RAELYN FUCKING HATES MY GUTS BECAUSE SHE THINKS I LIKE HER HOTDOG WATER ASS CRUSH IORI WHEN I FUCKING DON'T HE SUCKS HE IS A FUCKING SLIDE WHISTLE
BALDO COMES OUT AS BISEXUAL POGGERS NGL
AND THE ASHLYNN AJ THING WAS TODAY BTW
AND LATER, I'M JUST DANCING AT LUNCH FOR NO REASON
AND I DO THIS
ββ
BY ACCIDENT. AND IORI SAYS "OMG AJ LOOK SHE DID THIS *inappropriate motion*" AND SO I GET PISSED OFF AND SAY NO THE FUCK???? AND A TEACHER YELLS AT ME AND I TELL HER WHY IM PISSED OFF AND IORI GETS IN TROUBLE AND AJ SMILES AT ME
HE SMILES. AT. MEEEE. β€β€β€β€β€β€β€β€πΉπΉβ€πΉβ€πΉβ€πΉβ€πΉβ€πΉ
AND HE FINDS IT COOL THAT WHEN WE ARE GOING TO OUR SEPARATE BUSES HE SMILES AND SAYS "you got iori in trouble :)"
AND I FUCKING BLUSH SO HARD AND CAN'T STOP SMILING VSGGSJHSGHG
ps giovanni moved away ig idk
anyways im gonna go eat cheese straight out the container ππ
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