#boo Johnson

[sophsun1]

Abbott Elementary – 3.07: Librarian

[icompletelysawthatcoming]

Summary: Pietro and you wake up in bed together after a long night, things sure do happen.

Warnings: 18+. Smut. Language. Morning Sex. She-Her Reader, Dom Pietro. Sub Reader. Vaginal Sex. Praising. Stark Reader. Smut With No Plot.

A smooth hand was slowly stroking her naked body, all the way from her collarbone, down the valley between your breasts, over her stomach and hip before reaching back up, nails dragging across her skin.

She cracked one eye open, smirking to yourself, feeling oddly satisfied. She pushed yourself against the hand and a chuckle roamed against her back as he pressed himself against her from behind.

“Morning, sunshine,” she breathed, moaning softly as his fingers gripped her chest, his digits stroking her flesh.

“You too, принцесса.” He growled back, “Wish to relive last night?” he rasped into her ear, his velvety morning voice sending a jolt of arousal through her. She hummed, rolling on onto her back and grasping at his shoulder to get him on top of her.

She was met by a pair of sparkling, blue eyes, the corners of his mouth crinkled as he smiled at her. She licked your lips and lead him closer, their lips brushing against one another.

His breath hitched as he deepened the kiss, pulling her into passion as his hands instinctively slid down to her hips.

The rustling of panicked footsteps echoed through the corridors, but she was deafened by the sounds of Pietro purring into her ear as he rubbed his hips against hers.

She moaned and arched into him, eager to get him inside. He hummed and gave her a look, seeking permission. “Be gentle. I'm still sore from your little stunt last night,” she whispered against his cheek, placing a small kiss there. Pietro chuckled.

“I wouldn't exactly call it little,” he replied cockily. She rolled her eyes and wrapped her arms around his back while she brought her face to his and sucked on his neck. He groaned and lined himself up at her entrance.

He let himself slip in carefully, just like she requested. A loud moan left her lips as swooned once he filled her completely. Her insides twisted as she struggled to keep breathing at a regular pace.

“Mhm, I don't think I'll ever get enough of this feeling,” Pietro moaned as he slowly stroke her walls, savoring each movement. One hand rested on the back of her neck while the other strongly grasped her hip, his thrusts getting more desperate.

Her eyelids rested while her eyes rolled back as the pleasure consumed her, not giving a damn about what was happening beyond those four walls. She just focused on him, digging a hand into his messy hair and the other gripping strong enough against his back to leave a mark.

He increased the pace and their thrusts matched one another's perfectly, on a melody only the two could hear. He bit his lips to keep his voice down, as there were several booming voices in the corridor. Y/n, however, couldn't.

The doors of her room bursted opened, but Pietro ignored it, even fastening his thrusting. She gripped at his shoulders, looking over them at her father standing at the end of the bed with his eyes wide open.

She buried her face into Pietro’s neck to hide away her embarrassment, but she couldn't push it away. Neither could she help it when she moaned — very loud — when she reached her high, pleasure overwhelming her in a breathtaking orgasm.

His juices dripped down her thighs as he came too, panting in her ear as her chest heaved. She squeaked at the sight of her father, his hands on his hips and a frown on his forehead. “Get your dick out of my daughter,” he hissed.

Pietro jumped at the voice and grabbed onto Y/n, the two rolling completely off the bed with the blankets on top of them.

Then Wanda came bursting through the doors. “Oh, Pietro! There you are! We’ve been looki—!' She realized what she walked in on, her brother and Y/n both looking at her from over the bed. “… Oh my.” She murmured, turning around and walking out.

Tony continued to glare at Y/n. “You, young lady, are grounded.” Her face went from bright red to ghostly pale as she gasped. Pietro kissed her lips and gave her an assuring nod.

“Can you ground me too?” He taunted at her father.

“Enough!” Tony said, a little panicked. “Both of you, out of bed and get dressed and make sure I'll never see that again!”

“Not sorry, and please leave us, Stark. We have to get dressed.” Pietro said. Tony nodded, already calming although he was still pulling his own hair out. “After we showered.” Pietro added with a sly grin.

Oh, and they had fun in that shower.

[wassupmygays]

bro if you have the gall to use musical dialogue/scenes/references in your writing, but then describe dallas winston as a white man, youre my enemy number 1 for at least a week

[tulowhiskey]

thank you ej ✨

[wowifinallymadeanaccount]

ASHLEY JOHNSON ASHLEY JOHNSON ASHLEY JOHNSON

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK

THEY DIDN'T JUST PUT ASHLEY IN THE SHOW, THEY FUCKING BROUGHT JUSTICE TO HER AS A PERSON, AS THE OG ELLIE, AS THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS ROLE AND FUCK ME THEY DID IT PERFECTLY - NO ONE ELSE COULD HAVE DONE THAT AS WELL AS SHE DID AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND

FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME

I WAS CRYING BEFORE THE OPENING CREDITS EVEN STARTED AND ARE WE AT ALL SURPRISED NO WE'RE NOT-

I know I'm projecting into my Tumblr now I'm just so fucking happy and emotional and she is incredible and I am about to spam my whole fucking Tumblr regarding this and I'm sorry but also sorry

The Queen returned and what a fucking glorious part she played in a fantastic legacy this story is going to lead in both the games and now in the show.

Her playing Anna was fucking perfection.

My heart and soul gets ripped out everytime I think about it but I go back for more because it's fucking beautiful

"Yeah you fucking tell 'em." "Ellie."

I WAS UNCONTROLLABLY SOBBING

FOR MULTIPLE DIFFERENT REASONS

FUCK ME

I will never recover from this and I'm completely okay with that

I've signed my life away to everyone who was apart of making these and I'm completely fine with it

[thetreestumptherapist]

Halo Characters and what they would play in MarioKart 8 Deluxe: Post 1 - Original Trilogy Characters

I feel like Johnson would pick Mario because it's the classic character and he seems like the person to pick a classic because it reminds him of the good old days. He could also pick Waluigi, Bowser, or one of the Kongs (Funky has my vote as Johnson's Kong)

Lord Hood would probably pick Luigi or a Kong because he's buddying up with Johnson. Hood is also saying that the older Mariokarts were the best Mariokarts (but he's playing this one because it's here and everyone else is playing it and he's not about to sit out on the shenanigans). Hood might also pick King Boo. Idk

Miranda Keyes. I don't know. She might pick Peach, or Daisy maybe. I'm really, not sure. I haven't given her much consideration on this topic.

Chief could go a number of directions. He could pick Mario, because he also likes the classics and thinks they deserve respect, he could pick Peach because she's the princess and reminds him of his princess (cortana), he could also pick classic Link because Link is also a loyal soldier with strong morals. (And they both wear green) However, Chief is honestly very likely to go a strictly tactical advantage route and pick his character and vehicle according to what would be the best strategic move. Unless that is too likely to give him an automatic win over his friends and he doesn't want to make it unfair, in which case all of the characters mentioned above still apply.

Cortana, I genuinely think she would pick classic link because he reminds her of chief. Either that or Peach or light blue yoshi maybe. She could also go a strategic route because of the computer brain but I don't think she would because she is honestly more capable of stepping back from that way of thinking than Chief is and can realize that this is purely for fun and she actually has a lot of emotions for an AI so would be able to pick the character she is most fond of.

Thel is either picking a Yoshi or BOTW link. Again, because Link is a respectable and honorable soldier. (And they both wear blue/silver)

I am nearly 100% positive Rtas is picking white Yoshi. They just feel like they would go together. He could also pick Link. Same reasons Thel would.

Tartarus is either picking a Kong (excluding Diddy) because they are big and strong and he feels powerful in doing so, or he's picking metal Mario because that one looks cool and would be really heavy, again, he would feel powerful in doing so. He is also likely to pick a Bowser. Also, Tartarus has severe anger issues and will probably smash a controller and go into a rage where Chief and Rtas, who have had enough of this guy and are ready for some violence towards him, try to knock him out and Johnson and Thel just tranquilize him and get it over with because they have had experience with this situation and are also tired of it but don't feel like fighting him. Two of these four (idk if it's Chief/Thel, Chief/Rtas, or Rtas/Thel) then drag Tartarus to his room and maybe even lock him in there.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[botanicalbard]

As a fandom, we don't acknowledge this neat enough

[slaughter-books]

Day 18: JOMPBPC: Book Gradient

[bitchthefuck1]

Maureen Johnson announced a 6th Truly Devious book.

...we're never getting Shades of London 4, are we

[emuchipmunk]

After seeing how every other team reacts to players coming back I’m really starting to think long island fans are truly some of the most miserable people.

[evilmark999]

"I'll go to my deathbed knowing that they lied. They looked into the State Senators' eyes - and the people of Georgia and people of America - and lied to them about this - and KNEW they were lying - to try to keep this charade going on, that there was fraud in Georgia..."

When Tucker Carlson said, "this is not a conspiracy theory," and when Laura Ingraham and Sean Hannity and the rest of the entertainment sycophants still at FOX echoed and continue to echo those same kinds of statements, then you can take it to YOUR deathbed that it IS all a lie, that they're ALL liars - from top to bottom - that they're ALL very KNOWINGLY liars, and don't deserve to be trusted to tell one iota of the truth. Ever!

Just like Donald Trump. And just like Rudy Giuliani. And just like every other christofascist MAGA supporter. Knowingly liars. Full stop!

Write all of their names down, and never forgive, and never forget. They are ALL very KNOWINGLY deceiving everyone that isn't one of them, and will look YOU or anyone or EVERYONE in the eye without a care at all...

Too many names. I ran out of tags...

[ceasarslegion]

i dont mean to sound like a tree-hugging hippie but it really does bother me how pro-firearm and pro-open carry a lot of internet leftists have gotten. it ties back into what i was saying earlier today about extremist rhetoric not ceasing to be extremist just because it comes from your side. like idk ive never ever liked the concept of mass killing machines being readily available to any chucklefuck who wants one and it seems like a consequence of how insanely americanized the internet is that people dont seem to grasp the weight a weapon like that carries. Like im sorry but being able to kill people is not something to glorify on ANY side and it really rubs me the wrong way when people act like open-carrying assault rifles is an altogether good thing just because their people are the ones doing it. The only thing that “good guy with a gun” fallacy gets is more people shot dead

And to be brutally honest, if your only feeling towards guns is glorification and the thought of having the power to take anyones life seems like a good thing to you, you shouldnt have a fucking gun and i dont even trust you with a goddamn pocket knife

[miru-has-thoughts]

Vegas is crazy if the rock's not booed at the press conference

For sure, though one thing I know about my people is that they run on Vegas time. Here's to hoping they come in masses and be the rowdiest they can be....on time

[kissangel]

ghostface tome party 💖

(from back in october i just wanted to post some dannys ^^)

[silentsenior09]

Ribbit-ribbit-ribbit~

(You look tasty~)