#boo Johnson

[sophsun1]

Abbott Elementary – 3.07: Librarian

[wassupmygays]

bro if you have the gall to use musical dialogue/scenes/references in your writing, but then describe dallas winston as a white man, youre my enemy number 1 for at least a week

[tulowhiskey]

thank you ej ✨

[wowifinallymadeanaccount]

ASHLEY JOHNSON ASHLEY JOHNSON ASHLEY JOHNSON

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK

THEY DIDN'T JUST PUT ASHLEY IN THE SHOW, THEY FUCKING BROUGHT JUSTICE TO HER AS A PERSON, AS THE OG ELLIE, AS THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS ROLE AND FUCK ME THEY DID IT PERFECTLY - NO ONE ELSE COULD HAVE DONE THAT AS WELL AS SHE DID AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND

FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME

I WAS CRYING BEFORE THE OPENING CREDITS EVEN STARTED AND ARE WE AT ALL SURPRISED NO WE'RE NOT-

I know I'm projecting into my Tumblr now I'm just so fucking happy and emotional and she is incredible and I am about to spam my whole fucking Tumblr regarding this and I'm sorry but also sorry

The Queen returned and what a fucking glorious part she played in a fantastic legacy this story is going to lead in both the games and now in the show.

Her playing Anna was fucking perfection.

My heart and soul gets ripped out everytime I think about it but I go back for more because it's fucking beautiful

"Yeah you fucking tell 'em." "Ellie."

I WAS UNCONTROLLABLY SOBBING

FOR MULTIPLE DIFFERENT REASONS

FUCK ME

I will never recover from this and I'm completely okay with that

I've signed my life away to everyone who was apart of making these and I'm completely fine with it

[thetreestumptherapist]

Halo Characters and what they would play in MarioKart 8 Deluxe: Post 1 - Original Trilogy Characters

I feel like Johnson would pick Mario because it's the classic character and he seems like the person to pick a classic because it reminds him of the good old days. He could also pick Waluigi, Bowser, or one of the Kongs (Funky has my vote as Johnson's Kong)

Lord Hood would probably pick Luigi or a Kong because he's buddying up with Johnson. Hood is also saying that the older Mariokarts were the best Mariokarts (but he's playing this one because it's here and everyone else is playing it and he's not about to sit out on the shenanigans). Hood might also pick King Boo. Idk

Miranda Keyes. I don't know. She might pick Peach, or Daisy maybe. I'm really, not sure. I haven't given her much consideration on this topic.

Chief could go a number of directions. He could pick Mario, because he also likes the classics and thinks they deserve respect, he could pick Peach because she's the princess and reminds him of his princess (cortana), he could also pick classic Link because Link is also a loyal soldier with strong morals. (And they both wear green) However, Chief is honestly very likely to go a strictly tactical advantage route and pick his character and vehicle according to what would be the best strategic move. Unless that is too likely to give him an automatic win over his friends and he doesn't want to make it unfair, in which case all of the characters mentioned above still apply.

Cortana, I genuinely think she would pick classic link because he reminds her of chief. Either that or Peach or light blue yoshi maybe. She could also go a strategic route because of the computer brain but I don't think she would because she is honestly more capable of stepping back from that way of thinking than Chief is and can realize that this is purely for fun and she actually has a lot of emotions for an AI so would be able to pick the character she is most fond of.

Thel is either picking a Yoshi or BOTW link. Again, because Link is a respectable and honorable soldier. (And they both wear blue/silver)

I am nearly 100% positive Rtas is picking white Yoshi. They just feel like they would go together. He could also pick Link. Same reasons Thel would.

Tartarus is either picking a Kong (excluding Diddy) because they are big and strong and he feels powerful in doing so, or he's picking metal Mario because that one looks cool and would be really heavy, again, he would feel powerful in doing so. He is also likely to pick a Bowser. Also, Tartarus has severe anger issues and will probably smash a controller and go into a rage where Chief and Rtas, who have had enough of this guy and are ready for some violence towards him, try to knock him out and Johnson and Thel just tranquilize him and get it over with because they have had experience with this situation and are also tired of it but don't feel like fighting him. Two of these four (idk if it's Chief/Thel, Chief/Rtas, or Rtas/Thel) then drag Tartarus to his room and maybe even lock him in there.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[botanicalbard]

As a fandom, we don't acknowledge this neat enough

[slaughter-books]

Day 18: JOMPBPC: Book Gradient

[bitchthefuck1]

Maureen Johnson announced a 6th Truly Devious book.

...we're never getting Shades of London 4, are we

[emuchipmunk]

After seeing how every other team reacts to players coming back I’m really starting to think long island fans are truly some of the most miserable people.

[evilmark999]

"I'll go to my deathbed knowing that they lied. They looked into the State Senators' eyes - and the people of Georgia and people of America - and lied to them about this - and KNEW they were lying - to try to keep this charade going on, that there was fraud in Georgia..."

When Tucker Carlson said, "this is not a conspiracy theory," and when Laura Ingraham and Sean Hannity and the rest of the entertainment sycophants still at FOX echoed and continue to echo those same kinds of statements, then you can take it to YOUR deathbed that it IS all a lie, that they're ALL liars - from top to bottom - that they're ALL very KNOWINGLY liars, and don't deserve to be trusted to tell one iota of the truth. Ever!

Just like Donald Trump. And just like Rudy Giuliani. And just like every other christofascist MAGA supporter. Knowingly liars. Full stop!

Write all of their names down, and never forgive, and never forget. They are ALL very KNOWINGLY deceiving everyone that isn't one of them, and will look YOU or anyone or EVERYONE in the eye without a care at all...

Too many names. I ran out of tags...

[miru-has-thoughts]

Vegas is crazy if the rock's not booed at the press conference

For sure, though one thing I know about my people is that they run on Vegas time. Here's to hoping they come in masses and be the rowdiest they can be....on time

[kissangel]

ghostface tome party 💖

(from back in october i just wanted to post some dannys ^^)

[silentsenior09]

Ribbit-ribbit-ribbit~

(You look tasty~)

[wowifinallymadeanaccount]

Yo Ellie why the fuck is your mum so hot

[dorothylarouge]

US Presidents as Dril Tweets

George Washington: another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

John Adams: "ah boo hoo hoo i want to post Foul comments to content leaders" Fat Chance, Dimwit. I will annihilate you under bulwark of the Law and God.

Thomas Jefferson: Q: If your post was proven by a counsil of wise men to be racist, or bullshit, would you bar it from the record? A: I do not delete my posts

James Madison: (sniffing a crumpled up one dollar bill i found on the floor of a dog kennel) ah.. thats greenbacks baby

James Monroe: for decades i have traversed the unforgiving mountains and rivers of south america, hoping to catch a glimpse of the fabled "ass downloader"

John Quincy Adams: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

Andrew Jackson: handing Faves over to my enemies is FRAUD !! base, contemptible FRAUD!

Martin Van Buren: Food $200

Data $150

Rent $800

Candles $3,600

Utility $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

William Henry Harrison: (spends all of 7 seconds skimming some blog posts) yep. just as i knew all along. having pnuamonia is good

John Tyler: fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this

James K. Polk: thhere is no such thing as charisma, and art is fake. the only metrics by which we must determine the worth of a man are Strength and Wisdom

Zachary Taylor: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers tell me that im dying

Millard Fillmore: trying to heal..... please donate to my go fund me... $10 will make me less racist... $100 will make me extremely less racist...thank you...

Franklin Pierce: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin

James Buchanan: #NationalGirlfriendDay please cherish your gal's.. in honor of us, the single Boys who must sacrifice all companionship to #CarryTheBrand...

Abraham Lincoln: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you "Blocked"

Andrew Johnson: who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off

Ulysses S. Grant: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT

Rutherford B. Hayes: using the toilet when i hear Our national anthem start to play. i do what i must. i stand tall in complete agony; as shit runs down my leg,

James A. Garfield: too much truth in such little time. feeling the heat cominh down to silence me... signing off........ for now

Chester A. Arthur: i WILL wise the fuck up. i WILL super charge my content for 2017. i WILL get blue check mark

Grover Cleveland: the way i see it, people who come on here and submit content that is not up to par, could possibly be considered the "Villains" of this site

Benjamin Harrison: i help every body, im not racist, i keep myself nice, and when i ask for a single re-tweet in return i am told to fuck off, fuck myself, etc

William McKinley: boy oh boy do i love purchasing large amounnts of Fool's Gold. wait a minute... fools gold fucking sucks. this stuff is no good..!! Fuck !!!

Theodore Roosevelt: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

William H. Taft: ah.. the perfect Souffle! cant wait to dig in to t(*EVERY PIPE IN MY HOUSE EXPLODES AT THE SAME TIME, COVERING ME IN SHIT AND BOILING WATER*

Woodrow Wilson: the conflicted supersoldier stares over the horizon as he smokes a cigarette. "war is the most fucked up thing ever." he takes a sip of beer

Warren G. Harding: somebody please Bribe me

Calvin Coolidge: aggressively joyless oaf hhere. painfully obnoxious respect demander checkign in. extremely dim witted frowning man looking for pals

Herbert Hoover: it is really quite astonishing that I have yet to win The Lottery, given how good I am at selecting six numbers and saying them out loud

Franklin D. Roosevelt: ive never heard of this “europe” but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me

Harry Truman: everybody wants to be the guy to write the tweet that solves racism once and for all because it would look good as hell on a resume

Dwight D. Eisenhower: my "F*&k It!! Let's Go Golfin" t-shirt maintains a tenacious stranglehold on my life. after 1,125 days of Golf my body is twisted, deformed

John F. Kennedy: when you do sutuff like... shoot my jaw clean off of my face with a sniper rifle, it mostly reflects poorly on your self

Lyndon B. Johnson: incredibly handsome , charismatic famous boy credited with ending income inequality after saying that slumlords should be called "dumblords"

Richard Nixon: i attribute the complete failure of my brand to the actions of detractors, oor my “trolls”, as it were, as well as my own constant fuckups

Gerald Ford: shutting computer down until the shitty moods & attitudes can fuck off., if you need me ill be on my other computer, sititng 60° to my right

Jimmy Carter: i warnned you all that bad things would happen if you kept letting your wives wear jeans. AND NOW LOOK! the damn gas prices are up again

Ronald Reagan: spend a lot of time thinking about how sometimes even war criminals can be heroes sometimes... Dont like it? Click the unfollow buttobn

George H.W. Bush: just thought off an idea i believe to be bad ass. lets find the address of the leader of isis, and mail him/ her pieces of our SHIT

Bill Clinton: were at the point now, that when i offer to impregnate my girl followers, people assume my motives are sexual. disgusting, grow the fuck up,

George W. Bush: friday night gathering up together a big pile of things i like to respect (flags, crucifixes ,etc) and just roll around in it ,give kisses,

Barack Obama: my IQ has increased 10 points ever since i stopped tollerating people mucking about, on the time line

Donald Trump: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.

ME: I agree

Joe Biden: I will shut the fuck up , IF , it will restore the Harmony. I will get on my knees like a dog and make that sacrifice, for the sake of Calm