#bonus: hawks: there’s nothing more manly than bubble gum shower gel

[hotwings-incorrect-quotes]

hawks: can i borrow your shower gel?

dabi: sure

hawks, takes a bottle of shower gel: flower scent?

dabi: i like to smell like vanilla... and death.

hawks: yeeeaaahh, you’re very scary, vanilla boy

dabi: i’ll burn you.

hawks: that wouldn’t be very vanilla of you

dabi, literally sets himself on fire: i’m gonna kill you birdbrain!

hawks: *runs away laughing*