#bonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonk

[zarla-s]

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we were in the middle of something, do you MIND

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[jeremyguytf2]

i replaced your blood with bonk

nothing changed mr bonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonk

[aonokumura]

bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONK

BONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONK

BONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONK

🌀 He's DEAD. 🐈‍⬛

[commander-gloryforge]

please...stop hitting me with the cardboard tube...dio please i have a cartoon lump on my head...

BONK BONK BONK BONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONK

[boimann]

@bonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonk your wish is my comand

sure german cake is good but misha has the whole damn bakery

he just got out of the shower after a hard day of work @heavytf2tummy there is something here for you too :3

bonus

[aster-28]

bonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonk

Really cute but I slightly regret not having changed my profile picture with something more me :'')

[wewontfall-asleep]

*BONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONKBONK*

>:)

[dingushopecat]

E

That moment when you are making a song for a FNF mod akjfgasldfgaslkdfg I’m making a mod for my Sona, currently working on the music, and getting my boyfriend to help me chart it since he charts Clone Hero songs. I’m doing things :)

[anything-viva]

addicted to gabber thank you gabber miku for putting me on this

[lostinanothersmemories]

bonk

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it came to me suddenly and then i wrote it in two seconds and god everytime i think about it i cannot think for a few minutes straight

[humanityinahandbag]

I feel strongly that "violent bonking" via pool noodle is one of the best defensive movies that never was and I demand it show up in one of these movies to totally derail a future villain.

Oh, you were expecting super-powered aliens? Well guess what, you son of a bitch. Instead you ended up finding three children who are not happy about being interrupted during their summer vacation.

Get positively noodled, my pal.

-

For context:

Shadow shows up: I am here to defeat you, Sonic! Prepare to be-

Tails with a pool noodle: [bonk]

Shadow: ...

Tails: [bonk]

Tails: [bonkbonk]

Tails: Get away from my brother!

Sonic: You get him, Tails!

Knuckles: FIGHT VALIANTLY, YOUNG WARRIOR!

Shadow: 😑

Tails: I FIGHT FOR THE HONOR OF MY FAMILY!

Also Tails: [bonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonk]

Sonic Swimming Lessons

When am I going to get my obligatory Sonic Learns to Swim scene? I mean, the kid almost drowned, so I would hope the next movie takes care of that, because the idea lives rent free in my head.

It should be a really cute moment too, right? The idea of his parents teaching him how to swim while his two new brothers cheer in the background. It sounds super sweet and wholesome, doesn't it?

WRONG.

That shit is going to be like watching a Roman Gladiator battle and it nothing short of chaos incarnate as Tom paddles violently in the water, holding onto Sonic's legs as Sonic holds onto the dock with every last shred of strength in his body.

"BETRAYAL," he screeches, as Knuckles pries his fingers off of the dock. "I SAVE YOU, AND THIS IS YOUR PAYMENT."

"This is for your own good, brother," Knuckles says solemnly.

"SONIC WE'RE IN THE SHALLOW PART," Tom screams over Tails wailing in the background about how his new big brother is being murdered. "LET GO!"

"MY OWN FATHER HATH FORSAKEN ME," sobs Sonic. "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!"

"Sonic just let- DID YOU JUST LICK ME?"

Maddie eventually needs to jump in to wrench him off. But that's a whole other issue in itself, which ends in Maddie holding a flailing, sparking child above the water, screaming at the top of her lungs about how "MOMMY WON'T LET YOU DIE BUT I SWEAR TO GOD SONIC IF YOU ELECTROCUTE ME YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR A YEAR."

"TELL HIM, MADDIE," shouts Tom.

Meanwhile, Tails finally gains enough bravery to grab at a floating toy off the dock. "FOR SONIIIIIIIIC," he screeches between his tears, before beating Tom across the head with a pool noodle.

This is my dream. No I don't take criticism.

[crazy-ace]

LITTLE SCOUTS I CANT

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we were in the middle of something, do you MIND

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