#bones gets angry like a real southern lady tbh

[gotnothinleft]

*hesitates and tosses the weapon to him, backing up quickly*

[Leonard catches the phaser, careful to keep his fingers away from the trigger.  But there's another thing to get mad about.  He slaps it down on the table next to him.]

   All right, sugar, here's the crash course in phaser safety you should have taken before you started waving that thing around.

[He ticks the points off on his fingers:]

   1.) Don't you point it anywhere you're not okay with shooting, 2.) make sure that bad boy's always on stun unless the Captain says otherwise, 3.) Don't throw a firearm.  Or any other weapon, for that matter.  For all you know you could've killed anybody in here.  Now quit acting like I tried pulling a scalpel on you and stand at attention, crewman.