#bojack season1

[bojack-says]

Diane: Hey.

BoJack: Hey. You're still here?

Diane: Yup. Still here.

S02E11: Escape from L.A.

[howaboutthemoon]

Funny story: I never expected to like this show at all. I am now in grief that it’s over.

“Look, for a lot of people, life is just one long hard kick in the urethra.“

BoJack Horseman, first part of season 1

[xollyver]

Todd’s simple minded attitude towards everything , is wonderful.

[delacrooze]

Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?

BoJack Horseman

[blacktyga23]

Bojack Horseman in *silence

#bojackhorseman #bojack #season1 #finalepisode #greatending #silenceislife

[serrahorseman]

[bojack-says]

BoJack: Before you left town, you told me L.A. was a tar pit. Do you remember that?

Charlotte: Oh, God. I said so many things when I was young. I thought I was so deep.

BoJack: Well, do you still think it's true?

Charlotte: Do I think L.A. is a tar pit? No. No, I think you're the tar pit.

BoJack: Me?

Charlotte: No, not "you" you. I'm just saying...it doesn't matter where you are, it's who you are, and that's not gonna change whether you're in California, or Maine or New Mexico. You know, you can't escape...you.

S02E11: Escape from L.A.

[bojack-says]

Charlotte: Guy goes into the doctor's office. Says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." You know what the doctor says?

BoJack: "Don't do that."

S02E11: Escape from L.A.

[bojack-says]

Don't. Don't you dare. If you are not out of my driveway in 30 minutes, I will call the police. And if you ever try to contact me or my family again, I will fucking kill you.

-Charlotte Carson, S02E11: Escape from L.A.

[bojack-says]

God, no! This is not the immediate praise I expected.

-BoJack Horseman, S02E11: Escape from L.A.

[bojack-says]

Penny: If you wanna do it, I'm ready. I have condoms in my room and I know how to put one on with my mouth.

BoJack: With your mouth??

Penny: I put one on a banana in health class.

BoJack: With your mouth? What kind of health class--?

S02E11: Escape from L.A.

[bojack-says]

Charlotte: Can I tell you a joke?

BoJack: Is it a long joke with no punchline?

Charlotte: No.

BoJack: Then go ahead.

S02E11: Escape from L.A.

[bojack-says]

BoJack: I'd say it's time to get down, time to hit the town.

Penny: Is that a lyric from that "Do the BoJack" song?

S02E11: Escape from L.A.

[bojack-says]

Oh, my God. I'm not in a mood. Whatever. Get bent. I hate my life. I can't wait to be dead.

-Penny Carson, S02E11: Escape from L.A.

[bojack-says]

Princess Carolyn: Where the hell are you?

BoJack: Tesuque.

Princess Carolyn: Te-who-ka?

BoJack: Tesuque, New Mexico. Outside Santa Fe.

Princess Carolyn: Are you te-stupid? If you don't get your ass back te-set, you're gonna get te-sued.

S02E11: Escape From L.A.

[bojack-says]

Charlotte: You are at the breakfast table with your parents, your big sister and an old man. What could possibly be arousing you?

BoJack: Am I the old man?

S02E11: Escape From L.A.