#bodydance

[chai-berries]

ABBY CORE ABBY CORE ABBY CORE ABBY CORE

[boydyker]

does anybogyd have. anything

[raspberrysmoon]

guys does anybody. is anybody awake with some silly headcanons. about anything. what do you think batmans favorite color is. do u think princess celestia wld like folk music. ple ase

[frogandbird]

monster au but i just draw? sounds about right for me (next chapter is up)

@ultimatebabygirlsupremebattle

[indigo6f00ff]

nothing makes me want to draw more than being as far as I physically possibly can be from any drawing materials

[abominableredsweater]

going to the doctor tmr, yk what that means...

[b0ttl3gr33n]

oh ghbod when im drunk i could hold my breath forever

[cryptidsmoocher]

IM\ LITERALY CANT STOP CRACKING G UP AT ELFOS DEAD BODYD IN THE WATER I CANT LOOK AT THIS PICTURE FOR LONGER THAN A SECOND WDIHFITHOUT CRYINGG

[aurkitnarulaoge]

Hmmm another experiment i think

I think we should like dig a hole (preferably 6ft wide and 9ft deep)

And then dump a body fill up dirt to 3ft and then dump a carcass (like Drishyam but they don't really find the body like this and it's a one time work)

Then we dig other holes in three of our neighbours' yards and dump in more carcasses then wait for someone to tip off (or be crazy enough to complain about a rotting smell in your neighbourhood yourself)

Then either all of you get in trouble or none of you do.

You all don't know who dumped the carcasses

And in case the dead bodyd of the very alive 6ft person you killed and dumped 9ft deep in your yard gets dug up— you don't even know this person! nor do you know how to dig a 9ft deep hole in your own backyard!

Yay you just survived after committing a crime! [Or you could really stick to robbery and hide in your house or maybe film your very rude neighbour and sell that tape idk you do you]

[gakupo7]

I'm Knox a famous surgeon and I earn my daily bread. By studying cadavers which are bodies not long dead. One day two suave young gentlemen, appeared within my view.

"I'm Mr Burke..."

"I'm Mr Hare"

""How do you do?""

These gents explained that their acquaintance had just passed away. It seemed the bodyd only been a goner for a day.

"Excuse the curious offer..."

Said Hare, or was it Burke.

"But would you care to slice this up, to see how corpses work?"

Well, it's always a palaver, getting hold of a cadaver, so I said, "Yes I'll have her." ...Oh it's a he...!

(strange expression)

This body taught me much about what makes a person poorly. Why some men live to ninety nine and some die prematurely. How these parts function perfectly, while others, won't repair! How everything is interlinked... Ooh, what's that doing there?

(pupururupupururu)

Till one day there was nothing left, and all my work was spent...

Then Burke and Share showed up again; my how convenient!

Another slab of fresh, human organs bone and flesh. Another gory sesh. Excellent news

(crazy laughter)

As time went on, these kind men brought me several guys and gals. My lab was... Chok-a-block with all their freshly passed on pals! I paid them lots of money... Bodies came from everywhere!

"You really are a busy Mr Burke..."

(grab moneydollar)

"And Mr Hare."

They seemed such cultured gentlemen, I never did suspect... That Burke and Share were not so nice, I really should have checked! Then one day a policeman came, asked if I'd seen a chap... I hadn't, but days later, his corpse turned up in my lap!

(tutururututururu...)

It seemed that these acquaintances of Burke and Hare, actually... were not their friends! And many, did not always die naturally. Burke and Hare had murdered them! It was plain to see. Then brought the corpses to my lap, and pocketed the fee!

(Tutururututururu.)

The two men were arrested...~

But one of them, set free...~

Poor Burke was hanged, but happily

His corpse was sent to meee!

(And then final last lines. Ohh... Bit whiffy. Still... Much to learn...!)

⬆️ Sample of the precious knowledge I store in my brain

[stupidscav]

scuenge. mircobiklogy. loge them. theyaree do silly. theygi bleep bloop I love mirvob. jowdo flaggelates eork. how. what do the wigglys do. whatsidve of the bodyd are they aob. no not bldu the scell. what side ofbthe cell. how thefick do falggeyates work guys

[milkygothgf]

Mmkay, sso im tetting drunk as i type this, and im already like three (four??) Drinks im and you wantedd peopl to send you nasty thinggs zozs here you goo

Every time i fuckcn see you possts, I trhink about grappping you by your hips and fuckingg you unttol yoh pass out, and then I creammpie you n your sleep, and by tthe time you wake up, you bave so much of my cumm in your ass and your leaky needy pusssy that your tummy got bigger

Godd i love imagining you toughing your needdy little cunt as t work, edging yourself like a good horny fuckingg cow, groping gyour fat beautoful titts andd gettti g youru pusssy ssooooooo druppy and wet

Iff i could, ,id grope yojrr entiree bodyd your ass yourr tits id cup your pussy and dfuck you with my finggeres and shovee my ccokc wherervr i wanted until you cried and dthen i dd do it moree cuzz your jus a horny fuckingg cow thatst neeeds sooooo much fucking cumm and cock all the fuckingg time

Absolujte degenerate thhat wNtgt to eedgee ad drink cumm and get fuckced pregnanng tsloo muuch

Ummff the drunk js hitt hard

((Iff you don t like thiss lemm jnow and il apoloogise)

The fact that youre this drunk and still managed to send me this is . Honestly impressive and very flattering ^^ I very much enjoyed it thank youuu hehe

[the-one-and-only-aroace]

every single part of my bodyd hurts so mfuckijg much i wanna kms

Cuddle with something

[caroldantops]

Body swap with Kate and Reader would make Kate feral actually

oh.. 🥴 kate fucking herself to see what u feel when she fucks u….HER ASKING U TO FUCK HER IN HER BODYD

[n3hmof1sh]

My bodyd is shusting downw?

Im probabaly dissociating?

I'll just stop!!

Simple as that

*forces my body to move and ivnores the pain and horronle pins ans needles feeling ans tge fact that i cant feel my lower half anymore*

[snuffybuns]

bodyd gets fuzzizer