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mayahawkins · 2 days ago

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a dr told me my chest pain is most likely caused by stress rn but he did prescribe me an anti-inflammatory so like did i feel a lil dismissed? yes. but it was still kind of a win so hopefully 2 weeks of this med will make all my chest pain go away forever fr

#he said it’s “100% not my heart” based on every other test i’ve had done and that it’s p definitely muscular #which like is reassuring #but it’s just sooo weird that it started when i got the crown put on my cracked tooth #and then again when i got the second root canal #like so weird #i don’t get it #bodies are fucked man #i should be able to press a button and be healed it’s 2024 sci-fi times #still seeing the endodontist who did the root canal on thursday so she can make sure my tooth is actually all good #which hopefully it is #if anyone has tips on how to stop grinding your teeth at night send them #my way #bc i have a night guard but i think im still causing myself issues #personal

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brainrotcharacters · 3 months ago

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TW: Wolverine Badonkas

I laughed rewatching because like

#wade you clearly wouldn't turn down fucking him if the offer ever came up #you're just as down horrendous as these tva agents #who btw must enjoy their employment extra much from that point on #nonchalant motherfucker who openly ogled Logan's abs not five minutes ago #wade honey it's ok flirt with that old man #do it for the nation #do it for the audience #gif credits to owner #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #deadpool 3 #deadpool 2024 #wolverine #ryan reynolds #hugh jackman #logan howlett #wade wilson #poolverine #deadclaws #AND LOGAN DOESN'T EVEN REACT TO THE INSULT #domesticated cat no longer blinks when insulted #did they reach that much of an understanding with each other that logan knows wade doesn't mean it #either that or logan genuinely does not give a fuck what wade thinks of his body #either or lol #“Alright 🙄 put 😠 your 🫵greasy tits🫠 away 🤦you🫵 preening🦚 slut💅”#like he's so SICK of Logan's rizz #in a domesticated intimately gay “goddamnit I KNOW same babygirls but like can we fOCUS”#gif credits to landoslastnerve #landoslastnerve

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novakiart · 3 months ago

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hi I'm back with an epilogue

#spideypool #deadpool #wade wilson #peter parker #spider-man #i don't remember how to draw them so consider this me attempting to warm up #wade's body looks like a lumpy mess but it's peter's lumpy mess #(even if he won't admit that to himself yet)#i think wade should pretend he and peter parker the photographer are fucking #i think he should try to make spidey jealous #mine

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bubbarnes · 5 months ago

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“... seb is back”

#i am (s)creaming #GIVE ME ONE FUCKING CHANCE SEBAS #wanna kiss that body and that pretty face #oh god i hate that a man makes me feel this way #istg it's meowing #making this better later i guess #sebastian stan #sebastianstanedit #sebstanedit #sstanedit #fysebastianstan #gbbb

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fatherofpuppets · 5 months ago

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BENRY >:D

#this man does NOT remembers that body he had possessed needs food #thats why he looks like a fucking skeleton #also all cloth besides boxers hats and security guard costume is from Gordon #and it all too big for him because Gordon is a big man and Benrey is little fucking goblin #art #sketch #hlvrai #benry #benrey #benrey hlvrai #hlvrai benrey #hlvrai benry #hlvrai fanart #hlvrai art

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cowboythewizard726 · 8 months ago

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BLOOD SOAKED FALIN!!! BLOOD SOAKED FALIN!!! BLOOD SOAKED FALIN!!! BLOOD SOAKED FALIN!!! BLOOD SOAKED FALINNNNNNNNNNN!!!

#FALIN FALIN FALIN #FALIN TOUDEN FALIN TOUDEN #FALIN TOUDEN #oh falin touden #falin touden #wow #soo cool girl #love the blood where'd u get it :3?#bonus the two bath scence screenshots i got #just for YOU farcillers #ignore the laios #oh but the one where shes all bundled up awh awh #and whnn and when she whsiper senshis name :((((((((#abububbububbbububububububuuuu #OH BUT THE ANIMAITON WHEN SHE WAS RESSERUCTED???????#THE WAY HER BODY CAME BACK TOGETHER???#SO FUCKING COOL MAN OH MY GOD #WOW SHES SO COOL #i need to chew on her but far differently from the way i wanna chew on laios #but like the same amount of urge to chew on him too #gotta chew on these toudens #when the when the FUCK #edit um #forgot main tags #dungeon meshi spoilers #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon spoilers #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #dunmeshi spoilers

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brazilianhotmales · 9 days ago

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Jonas Sulzbach is a brazilian male model and former participant of Big Brother Brasil and who became known, in addition to his beauty and sculpted body, for his 22cm cock (8,67 inches). For this reason, he earned the nickname Jonas 22, by which he is still known today. 😂

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vellichorom · 1 month ago

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you sick little animal, even death itself pities you.

#uwu art #Rain World #RW Hunter #rain world spoilers #blood cw #body horror cw #blood tw #body horror tw #// ask to tag #i beat rainworld maybe a month ago & now i'm trying hunter. & holy fucking shit man #NOT ONLY DOES THIS DIFFICULTY SPIT IN MY FACE BUT AS DOES THE LORE. i'm so emo #imagine being trapped in a loop. NO THAT'S NOT ENOUGH you also are riddled with tumors that are slowly killing you #your entire existence over & over from this point is to die slowly or find a way to leave the world entirely. the luxury of life escapesyou #die or '' die ''#& if you should die & succumb to your disease then your body will remain to infect & consume others until at last someone comes #& renders it physically incapable. so that you may die twice #WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE FUNNY SLUGS GET TO BE PUT THROUGH ALL THE HORRORS #rain world makes me so upset it's so good. what the fuck

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cassiexjunex · 1 month ago

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I hope you like shy girls in tall socks 🙃

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columboposting · 3 months ago

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Okay there are a lot of hot twink human bill cipher designs roughly based on the premise that, if Bill were to choose a human form, he would choose an attractive one. But that premise begs the question… what does Bill find attractive?

Behold, my Human Bill design: PLAGIARISM!!!

#Aww bill liked ford’s body so much he decided to get his own :))))#(Bill has not yet figured out the difference between wanting to be someone and wanting to fuck someone)#gravity falls #bill cipher #stanford pines #ford pines #billford #(though the thought of ford and THIS bill actually together is very weird and i hate imagining it!)#my art #man it’s been a hot minute since I posted art! Don’t expect it to happen again

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jack-the-killler · 5 months ago

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shucucyc · 1 month ago

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benevolenterrancy · 2 months ago

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May your hardened heart be woken By the soft and distant song Of all you left here unspoken All the shards we keep stepping on - Take this body home Take this body home Call the wind, and let her know Take this life outgrown Take this broken soul Call the stars, call them all And take it high, take it far, take it home

#svsss #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #bingqiu #sqq #lbh #scum villain #heard the song Take This Body Home by Rose Betts and it nearly took me out at the knees #it really really suits sqq's self-detonation in hua yue city right? i'm not the only one feeling this?#considered adding some literal shards for them to be stepping on - since sqq's sword explodes - but i couldn't quite make it work #anyway this has been playing like a music video in my head for the past couple days highly recommend listening to the song #if you haven't heard it before #can't get over the absolute dissonance between how sqq views this scene and how everyone else must feel about it #like to him he's just completing his plan - hopefully keeping lbh from destroying a city with energy imbalance and escaping The Plot #nbd! he and sqh have planned it all out it's FINE :) off he goes!#meanwhile everyone who loves him - including lbh who worked years to get back to him and is trying to work through a lot of grief #and resentment and doubt and longing and... - watches him DIE in FRONT OF THEM #just collapse while coughing up blood sword disintegrating energy completely consumed #like holy hell sqq could you traumatize the people around you any more???#no wonder lbh went a little bit crazy after that like my man was already not in a great place but what the fuck #lbh watches his shizun presumably sacrifice himself for him ONCE AGAIN like after he's finally Gotten Strong his shizun is STILL #coming to harm in an effort to make up for his shortcomings #my art #most of the time out here drawing what amounts to muppets and then sometimes i get the urge for this and just need to cover everyone in blo

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k4pp4-8 · 1 year ago

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Adding the spot to my babygirl collection

#i know i use this word alot but HE'S SO SILLYUYYY #ineed to put him in a blender #the SECOND i laid my eyes on him i just knew i was gonna love him #the fucking ideal body type i'm so serious #he's built like a mini-fridge with long limbs it's incredible #((the things i'd do to his pelvis))#the spot #spider man: across the spider verse #spiderman atsv #spiderverse #kappart #my art

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bertoyana · 4 months ago

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charles and erik with each other: oh dear, oh dear. gorgeous 🥺👐 charles and erik with the villain of the week/the x-men: K1LL YOURSELF 🔥🔥🔥

X-Men: First Class (2011) | X-Men Apocalypse (2016)

#charles is soo insane for looking at a god in the face and telling him to fuck off bc he was hurting his best friend. most normal guy.#cherik #mine*#x-men #xmenedit #parallelsedit #filmedit #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #otp: i want you by my side #god charles' entire demeanor towards apocalypse in xma has always been SOO funny to me. he literally looks ANNOYED every time #apocalypse speaks in the movie. he doesn't even look intimidated or worried that he's trying to possess CHARLES'S BODY or anything #mind you charles wrote his thesis about mutation and here he has THE FIRST MUTANT ever in front of him. who's also a god threatening #to destroy the world. and charles' only reaction is:#'whatever. MOVE OUT OF THE WAY LOSER i CANNOT see erik from where you are standing and i'm worried about him'#and i do think it's very sweet that after this raven tells erik he has to fight for what he has left - and he thinks about charles #(the man that stood on the balcony all those years ago and that cared enough about him to tell him there is more to him #and the same man that STILL CARES ENOUGH to look at A GOD in the face and telling him to go fuck off and die and stop manipulating erik)#charles loves him so much you don't get it........... i'm foaming at the mouth i'm so normal about them

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