#bob orton

[miru-has-thoughts]

Oh.. So we ARE wrestling in the Bob Orton shirt

Ok Kevin...work petty king

[hart-on-my-sleeve]

Get you a man that looks at you the way Ace looks at Rod when he's going on a tangent

[joearlikelikeswrestling]

[dandalionbold]

BODYGUARD MODE ACTIVATED

[wrestlingarsenal]

"Cowboy" Bob Orton in green trunks with matching kneepads dominates a jobber named John Bonello, who decided to wrestle in a snug red speedo. Bonello's tight-ass lycra has everyone's attention, including the ringside camera guy, who always seems to find himself positioned directly at Bonello's posterior, zooming in on that taint area between his thick thighs.

(I may have cropped these GIFs a bit to exaggerate the Bonello Ass-Cam effect, but still, check out the match and tell me this videographer wasn't craving some thick red Bonello cake...) The match is from a Mid-Atlantic Championship Wrestling episode recently posted to YouTube.

Later we see Orton take an interest in those stretchy red briefs, even hoisting the jobber up with a fistful of spandex only to drive a knee into his gut. Orton must've known that Bonello's trunks were on every viewer's mind -- the object of our attention. So he decides to fuck with the audience by pulling and grabbing the forbidden fruit, teasing a possible wardrobe malfunction.

If Orton wasn't yanking on this jobber's red speedo, he was dragging the submissive loser around by the hair. Sexually suggestive domination for sure! The greedy camera guy also got a shot of Orton crack in the following pinfall:

From a Mid-Atlantic Championship Wrestling episode recently posted to YouTube.

Damn Orton - don't kill him just for looking a bit prettier in his trunks than you!

[wrestler-smash-or-pass]

1985 Cowboy "Ace" Bob Orton 🤠

This was the best I could do to get a 1985 photo of Cowboy Bob Orton. If this isn't what you had in mind, feel free to send in another request with a photo and we can try again.

[retrogamechampion]

Ah, yes. That one time during s stream that I created Naked Snake and Psycho Mantis in the Nintendo 64 classic "WWF WrestleMania 2000."

Two matches both ended in draws somehow. You can watch the whole process here:

A bonus - How The Rock looked in this game, completely unedited - We thought these graphics were absolutely unbeatable back in the day:

One more bonus? Here's Randy Orton's dad apparently having an orgasm from the character selection screen of "Zen-Nihon Pro Wres" for the Super Famicom. Sorry / Not sorry:

[guyincognitojr]

[dxddyass]

[littletroubledgrrrl]

[hart-on-my-sleeve]

ID QUIT DATING GIRLS I'd stick with you tho 💖

Br u h

snippet from pre wrestlemania 2 boxing match vs. mr. t interview

roddy and ace you’ll never beat the ex gay lovers allegations 😡😡😡

[miru-has-thoughts]

That Kevin interview with Cathy Kelly gave off

"My ops want me dead, but doing it while one of my girls is with me??? You done messed up

[hart-on-my-sleeve]

Ace taking care of the bois <3

[joearlikelikeswrestling]

[dandalionbold]

Who was writing these. Because they either need a raise or aren't being paid enough... or both.

Boston Garden 11-9-1985

[axelwolf8109]

Kevin in a Cowboy Bob Orton shirt is fuel on the fire 😂