#bob job

[katie-wants-donut]

This is what it's like mourning on this godforsaken site

[gin-juice-tonic]

I deleted that last post because frankly I got embarrassed. But ultimately, I really would like to know if the new journal pages are suspicious on purpose.

Them being fake pages made by Bill is a theory I believe quite heavily in, and in my opinion there's a decent amount of evidence for it. It feels percentage-wise very few people agree. But I guess I just want to say, it's not that I'm just out here grasping at straws to discount a book I didn't like. What we know Ford to be like, what we know Bill to be like, and most importantly what we know journal 3 to be like, those are what the theory is driven by.

When I first looked at TBOB for myself, I got to the second page of the journal pages and the perception that I was reading pages written by Ford himself was shattered instantly. It was not repaired through the entire rest of the pages. When I was sitting around at work later, the next day after I had finished reading, I was struck in my mind by a bit in Ford's final message. "He's making it all up as he goes along." I know people have different readings of the meaning of that line, but for me that's what made me feel like maybe there's something to all this.

Suddenly it wasn't just "This book sounds nothing like Ford..." But rather "Maybe this book sounds nothing like Ford... because it isn't supposed to." And I started realizing stuff. Like "Hey... wasn't Ford drawn super incorrectly here?", or "Could this part really have happened?", or "Does this page make sense to even exist?". "What is it that creates such a strong sense of dissonance to these pages?" I have kept digging into more and more of what felt wrong ever since.

If you read through them without feeling like anything was off, or if there was it wasn't something you felt to be important, it makes sense my theory would not be for you.

But I believe in it.

And if I had my own chance to ask Alex, I would.

(Update: if you haven't seen the additions I made to this post, I ask you read them too)

[gomosmorodina]

somehow my gene pics always look a little bit better and hit harder in negative

[salmonsalad69]

Slightly more TG and TGM quotes from my coworkers

Phoenix: "Oh, all my favorite people are here!"

Hangman: "Well that's sweet, I knew you had a heart-"

Phoenix: "Die."

Hangman: "Yeah, I deserve that."

Mav: "Hey, I can help you with all those boxes and stuff."

Ice: "We can do it together, if you'd like."

Wood: "Why don't you ever offer me help like that?"

Wolf: "You're not an idiot. Unlike some people."

Goose: "Don't fall off that ladder. I know that's pretty high for you, but it's a further fall than you're used to."

Mav: "If I didn't know you cried during The Muppet Movie, I'd think you were being pretty mean right about now."

Rooster: "Hey, I haven't seen you in awhile."

Hangman: "Yeah, sorry- wait! The love of my life! You're here today!"

Rooster: "Shut up. You're still on my shitlist for spilling my Celsius."

Slider: "I feel underappreciated. None of you charm old ladies and gain approval through swagger like I do."

Ice: "Well, none of us need to overcompensate like you."

Slider: "Can it, whipper snapper. I'm charming the ladies."

Bob: "Did I just encounter an NPC in real life?"

Phoenix: "You have to be the main character to do that."

Bob: "Words hurt. Not me tho, side characters are immune."

Goose: "Good Golly! I get to see my baby boy today! And tomorrow! That's such a wonderful thought!"

Mav: "I wish my dad thought like that. Lol."

Goose: "... That's really sad but I'm just upset that you said 'lol' out loud."

[coffeeblackandneat]

dick winters is hilarious i love him

[godisarepublican]

[nostalgic-manatee]

SPOILERS FOR THE RACK SHACK & BENNY REMOLDED FAN PROJECT! IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET, GO ON YOUTUBE AND WATCH IT RIGHT NOW!

... Are they gone? Okay, now I can show you the screenshot redraws I made!

AND HERE'S ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FRAMES IN REMOLDED:

They just look so cool.

But yes, amazing work to Gourd Animations and everyone who was on the Remolded team! You all worked very hard and made something that will go down in VeggieTales fandom history. You all deserve to be proud of what you accomplished!

[babsvibes]

Pins 💕

[randlemartin]

throuple but one guy is just there platonically

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Reagan: Okay, that’s it, we gotta call Y/N. Brett, give me their number.

Brett: I don’t have it.

Reagan: Oh, I thought you had it. Okay, well do you know where they live?

Brett: All I know about Y/N is that they come and go as they please, they answer to no one, and they are truly free.

Reagan: Okay calm down. They’re a free spirit, we get it.

[eeclare]

I AM SO MAD about people always shitting on adult animation series. Like literally SHUT UP about how adult animations have “zero representation” and “lack diversity” when there are SO MANY adult animated series that have all the things you’re looking for

Like bro just do some research and look harder

Obviously my bias is Bob’s Burgers so let’s start with that as an example: SO MUCH diversity (body types, implied neurodivergence, etc) and representation in this show and the fan base is so minimal?? Like what??

Not to mention Tuca and Bertie, Futurama, Bojack Horseman, etc etc etc

(Inside Job, Disenchantment, THE GREAT NORTH, The Midnight Gospel, Human Resources, and sooooo many more)

Everyone is CONSTANTLY complaining about the lack of good adult animated shows but then never give most of these ones the time of day. I genuinely don’t get it! If you’re so mad about how crass and bigoted all the mainstream shows are, why are you still watching them? There are so many amazing adult animated series that are so diverse and representative of so many different communities more and half of them get canceled because all the internet talks about are the big TV shows like Family Guy, South Park, The Simpsons, etc (not dissing anyone who likes these shows btw, I am an occasional watcher myself)

How about we stop complaining about the lack of diversity in adult animation and actually watch the shows that are giving us what we want?

I’m not at all saying that all these that I mentioned are without flaws. They all have them! But what I AM saying is that maybe we should stop letting networks cancel the shows with what we are asking for because they aren’t getting any traction.

Let’s not insult an ENTIRE GENRE of television series just because the mainstream ones aren’t necessarily what we want anymore.

And let’s talk about the animation styles. STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW UGLY THEY ARE. Yeah, I get it, they’re not always the prettiest but the diversity of body types and races in shows like Bob’s Burgers etc is amazing. Like holy crap it frustrates me when people file down all the good aspects of TV shows just because they sometimes have weird animations. Like please, remember that art in and of itself is diverse and there are so many talented people that are putting so much work into creating these literal masterpieces

The point I’m trying to make is, maybe stop giving shows like Big Mouth so much attention (even if it’s negative) and watch the ones that are literally giving you what you want. Like guys, stop letting networks cancel great series just because you prefer to complain about the “bad things” and refuse to acknowledge the good ones

[heaventonightmp3]

my sister and i did acid and created an entire fictional war with a bunch of musicians but they’re all rabbits. and basically there’s the friendly rabbits vs the evil rabbits and the friendly rabbits are led by their patron saint, jimi hendrix and the evil rabbits are led by eric clapton. and the rankings go like

friendly rabbits:

- chosen one: serj tankian (daron malakian is his messenger)

- military leader: lemmy (w/ vic rattlehead as 2nd in command)

- bob dylan (minister of propaganda)

- nick mason (prime minister)

evil rabbits:

- chosen one: jimmy page (robert plant as his messenger)

- military leader: lars ulrich’s lazy ass (w/ the fuckin disturbed mascot as 2nd in command)

- steve o (minister of propaganda)

- jon bon jovi (prime minister)

and a really essential thing about the war is symmetry, so every friendly rabbit has an evil counterpart. for example:

joey ramone vs billie joe armstrong (punk rabbits)

paul vs john (mclennon rabbits)

john frusciante vs flea (rchp rabbits)

and the friendly rabbits live in the lab from the korn music video while the evil rabbits live in the black hole sun music video.

and there’s over 200 names in this war and they’ve all been assigned a role (ie. army, navy, air force, medical, weapons testing) and some of them have even won medals of honour for their work. and each role was chosen very specifically and has an in-depth explanation

also keith richards is the neutral force watching down on everyone but he’s not a rabbit he’s just keith.

this is also only like 1/8th of the lore. i have so many notes and spreadsheets dedicated to this like i genuinely don’t think i’ve ever put this much effort into anything. and this might be a sign that i finally lost it lmaooo

comment to find out if your pookie is evil or friendly rabbit

[br1ghtestlight]

'cause i believe in you more than i ever believed in me

[ltwharfy]

Rewatching "What About Job?" and I love the menu in the background at Rudy's Smoothies in Tina's story:

I love the names of the sizes and the fact the prices are apparently in Nepalese Rupees, which is appropriate given the Kathmandu setting of the beginning of that story.

Also, English butler Gene here is very concerned about the smooth off between Louise and Rudy.

[neopetting]

their pajamas said 🏳️‍⚧️ :D

[werewolfsmile]

Bob Ross!Hardison has got to be my favourite part of this episode. Just look at him!