#bob and bub

[maniacwatchestheworld]

[From Batman: The Audio Adventures, Season 1 Episode 1 "A Fortune in Sin"]

Part 1/2 Part 2

Here is the first half of Two-Face's first appearance in Batman: the Audio Adventures simply because I find it captivating and could listen to them talk all day... >.>

Video transcript under the cut

[buzzing]

Narrator: A rooftop in Gotham's Little China on a starless night.

Narrator: The buzzing sound you hear is 10,000 volts of neon signage, high atop Yin and Yang's Dim Sum Palace and Dumpling House. A blazing electric yin and yang symbol two stories high whose sputtering radiance is presently reflected in the wide open eyes of a terrified hostage.

Hostage: Please don't do this. Don't do this.

Narrator: He's bound hand and foot and standing beneath the sizzling electric advertisement in a rusty tub of water. Nearby, his captor is bickering angrily with a relentless adversary.

The Other: You better watch your big, fat--hey!

Harvey: Oh, pipe down, you simpleton.

The Other: Hey, Einstein, the circuit breaker's over there.

Harvey: This isn't my first electrocution. I know what I'm doing.

The Other: Sure you do. College boy knows everything.

Harvey: Probably seems like it to you, doesn't it, you ignorant malcontent?

The Other: [laughs] Nuts to that. College boy can't wash behind his own ears.

Narrator: Despite how it may sound, his adversary is himself. He is one man with two voices raised in ceaseless squabble. This conflicted creature is what remains of the man who once was Gotham City district attorney Harvey Dent. An act of spite left him with half his face and a double occupancy inside his head.

The Other: You know what I think?

Harvey: Yeah, I know you don't think.

The Other: I think this whole electrocution gimmick is for the birds.

Harvey: Oh, then it's a good thing your opinion means nothing to me.

Narrator: At once, he is both Jekyll and Hyde, a smooth gentleman criminal and a cruel and vicious thug. And their disputes are settled by the pitiless physics of a tossed coin.

[coin clinks]

Narrator: Now Gotham City calls him Two-Face.

The Other: I said from the beginning, we should just split this drip down the middle with a chainsaw, problem solved.

Hostage: Ahh!

Harvey: Yes, well, we flipped for it, and you lost. And you know what we always say…

The Other: [groans] Don't argue with the coin.

Harvey: We don't argue with the coin.

Hostage: [shivering nervously] You don't have to do this.

The Other: That is not accurate, pal.

Harvey: We're sticklers for precision. We're extremely thorough.

The Other: Two words, chief.

Harvey: Yes, neat and tidy.

The Other: Uh-uh, tooth and nail.

Hostage: What?

Harvey: And every dish needs its spoon. You understand that? We're not savages here.

The Other: Heh, speak for yourself.

Hostage: [wails]

Harvey: The point is, sir, you're a remainder.

Hostage: W-what?

Harvey: By our calculations, you're a yin without a yang.

The Other: And that's about as useful as a pair of left shoes.

Harvey: So we have to balance the books, do a little creative accounting.

The Other: Don't worry. It's all perfectly legal.

Harvey: No, it isn't. It's murder one with malice a forethought.

The Other: Fine, fine, you're the lawyer in this outfit. I'm just here for the screaming. And lonesome Joe here looks like a screamer.

Hostage: [whimpers]

Harvey: Ignore him please, sir. And stand still while we wire you up.

Hostage: Please, I have a wife at home.

Harvey: Oh, yeah, your better half, huh? Well, you should've brought her out tonight.That would've evened things up but made all of this unnecessary.

Narrator: As the terrified captive awaits his end, he has no way to know his rescue is at hand, for the scene is surreptitiously surveyed by a sharp silhouette on an adjacent rooftop.

[dramatic music]

Batman: Batman to Robin. I'm in position and have a clear line of sight on the hostage and Harvey. He left his thugs with the hostages downstairs. They're all yours.

Robin: Acknowledged. I've secured the alley behind the restaurant, and I'm standing by to kick in the kitchen door and bust some skulls.

Batman: Hmm. Say "infiltrate and neutralize" please, Robin. Stand by for a signal as soon as the hostage on the roof is out of danger.

Robin: You can save him, Batman?

Batman: I'm still calculating that, Robin. I don't yet see a nonlethal option for taking down Harvey.

Robin: Batman, what if it comes to the lethal option?

Batman: Nobody's dying tonight, Robin. Thermal shows you have 32 hostages in the main dining room. Two armed hostiles right behind that kitchen door.

Robin: Bob and Bub, Two-Face's trigger twins. But hostage-taking in a Chinese restaurant? This is real small-ball for a kingpin like Two-Face.

Batman: It's February 2nd, Robin, 2/2, and exactly two years ago today, Harvey Dent suffered the disfiguring attack that created Two-Face. His obsession with his own duality is beyond his control right now.

Robin: I get it now, yin and yang. Holy trigger warning.

Batman: We got here just in time. A review of security footage shows 34 minutes ago, Two-Face took the entire restaurant hostage.

[machine gun fires]

Two-Face: Everybody, hands up!

Batman: He held the patrons and the staff at gunpoint.

Two-Face: You're all hostages now!

Batman: While he obsessively arranged everything in the room into symmetrical pairs.

Harvey: Black and white…

Batman: The furnishings, the food, every last pair of chopsticks, he divided into yins and yangs.

Robin: Whoa. I see where this is going.

Batman: When he tried to divide the hostages into two groups--

Robin: He had an odd number!

Batman: And now he's going to eliminate the extra digit unless I time this perfectly.

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[buzzing]

[rambling-for-self-improvement]

Get you a bro like Bub's friend Bob. Bros even gave up their beach paradise so Lucifer could have a honeymoon

[krispyweiss]

Song Review: Tim O’Brien & Friends - “Maggie’s Farm” (Live)

Fairly shouting, Tim O’Brien had just a touch of Bob Dylan in his voice as he led his Friends through “Maggie’s Farm” at the 2024 Green Mountain Bluegrass & Roots Festival.

It was a big band, steered by the twin fiddles of Brittany Haas and Shad Cobb, anchored by Mike Bub’s bass and leaving room for solos on Andrew Marlin’s mandolin, O’Brien’s guitar and Justin Moses’ banjo.

O’Brien delivered Dylan’s words expertly as Jan Fabricius added harmonies with help from a lyrics sheet. She wasn’t the only one winging it, as O’Brien called solos and extra measures from the fiddlers and tossed in a line about not workin’ on the railroad either.

Such looseness would flummox lesser musicians. Tim O’Brien & Friends thrived on it.

Grade card: Tim O’Brien & Friends - “Maggie’s Farm” (Live) - A

10/31/24

[devileaterjaek]

[eonstro]

OWO BUB AND BOB

[bubbledtee]

Who up Bobbing they Dylan

[your-fave-is-just-a-lil-guy]

bub and bob from bubble bobble :3

Bub and Bob from Bubble Bobble is just a little guy!

[smbhax]

Bubble Memories - in Taito Memories II Joukan (PS2)

Session: https://youtu.be/b5_OerkR90U

[back-of-the-comic-shop]

Bubble Bobble X Fueccoco

I wanted to make this for awhile. I think Fueccoco looks like a long lost player 3 of Bubble Bobble.  I really like this but I think i could totally do another one with these guys lol.

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Time Lapse :  Instagram / Tiktok

Linkz:  Steven "Gizmo" Lisefski

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[robdogdraws]

bubs n’ bobs

[maniacwatchestheworld]

Messages from the voicemail inbox of Harvey Dent

[From Batman: The Audio Adventures, Season 1 Episode 3 "Forged Without a Smith"]

Have you ever wanted to get your heart absolutely crushed by a voicemail!? Well, Batman: the Audio Adventures sure has you covered! :D

Just... Bruce's concern and loyalty towards Harvey is just so... Heartbreaking. Who knows what Bruce had to do to even get this number, but given that we're able to listen to this (his inbox isn't full and this isn't just a long string of messages from Bruce), likely Harvey is listening to these messages and clearing them out, but we have no idea how he feels about them. But Bruce leaves them anyway in a desperate bid that Harvey will be moved by them enough to come back to him. If this isn't love, then I don't know what love is!

Also Bob and Bub's messages are pretty funny too.

Video transcript under the cut

[beep]

Two-Face: [as Harvey] You've reached Closers 50122. This is Harvey Dent. [as the Other] Never mind who this is! We're busy, so whatever it is can wait! Don't leave a message! [as Harvey] [sighs] To leave a message for Harvey, please press 2.

[beep]

Bob: Hey, boss, it's Bob. If Bub calls in, tell him change of plans. The getaway car is white, not black, okay? Very important, I'm driving a white car.

[beep]

Bub: Hey, boss, it's Bub. I don't know where Bob is, but some mug keeps circling the block in a white car. I don't like it. He's gonna eat lead if I see him one more time-- Son of a-- I'll call you back, boss. [gun cocks]

[beep]

Bruce: Harvey? It's Bruce, Bruce Wayne. I don't know if you get these messages, but I'm gonna keep leaving them anyway. Please let me help you, Harvey. I know you're broken, but you're not ruined. I-I can't know what you're going through, but I know whatever it is, I'll be there for you on the other side of it.

[beep]

Answering machine: End of messages.

[martianmanmilker]

Bubble Bobble spotted in American Dad S18 E18

[sherbstrawberry-doodles]

💛💚💙🩷Puzzle Bobble Everybubble🩷💙💚💛

[pagangamer9]

I just can’t with how done Little Bub looks here while his parents argue 💣😑😂

[devileaterjaek]

[demonsthenes13-blog]

Stormcloud vs. Morghul X'D