#bob and bub

[maniacwatchestheworld]

[From Batman: The Audio Adventures, Season 1 Episode 1 "A Fortune in Sin"]

Part 1/2 Part 2

Here is the first half of Two-Face's first appearance in Batman: the Audio Adventures simply because I find it captivating and could listen to them talk all day... >.>

Video transcript under the cut

[buzzing]

Narrator: A rooftop in Gotham's Little China on a starless night.

Narrator: The buzzing sound you hear is 10,000 volts of neon signage, high atop Yin and Yang's Dim Sum Palace and Dumpling House. A blazing electric yin and yang symbol two stories high whose sputtering radiance is presently reflected in the wide open eyes of a terrified hostage.

Hostage: Please don't do this. Don't do this.

Narrator: He's bound hand and foot and standing beneath the sizzling electric advertisement in a rusty tub of water. Nearby, his captor is bickering angrily with a relentless adversary.

The Other: You better watch your big, fat--hey!

Harvey: Oh, pipe down, you simpleton.

The Other: Hey, Einstein, the circuit breaker's over there.

Harvey: This isn't my first electrocution. I know what I'm doing.

The Other: Sure you do. College boy knows everything.

Harvey: Probably seems like it to you, doesn't it, you ignorant malcontent?

The Other: [laughs] Nuts to that. College boy can't wash behind his own ears.

Narrator: Despite how it may sound, his adversary is himself. He is one man with two voices raised in ceaseless squabble. This conflicted creature is what remains of the man who once was Gotham City district attorney Harvey Dent. An act of spite left him with half his face and a double occupancy inside his head.

The Other: You know what I think?

Harvey: Yeah, I know you don't think.

The Other: I think this whole electrocution gimmick is for the birds.

Harvey: Oh, then it's a good thing your opinion means nothing to me.

Narrator: At once, he is both Jekyll and Hyde, a smooth gentleman criminal and a cruel and vicious thug. And their disputes are settled by the pitiless physics of a tossed coin.

[coin clinks]

Narrator: Now Gotham City calls him Two-Face.

The Other: I said from the beginning, we should just split this drip down the middle with a chainsaw, problem solved.

Hostage: Ahh!

Harvey: Yes, well, we flipped for it, and you lost. And you know what we always say…

The Other: [groans] Don't argue with the coin.

Harvey: We don't argue with the coin.

Hostage: [shivering nervously] You don't have to do this.

The Other: That is not accurate, pal.

Harvey: We're sticklers for precision. We're extremely thorough.

The Other: Two words, chief.

Harvey: Yes, neat and tidy.

The Other: Uh-uh, tooth and nail.

Hostage: What?

Harvey: And every dish needs its spoon. You understand that? We're not savages here.

The Other: Heh, speak for yourself.

Hostage: [wails]

Harvey: The point is, sir, you're a remainder.

Hostage: W-what?

Harvey: By our calculations, you're a yin without a yang.

The Other: And that's about as useful as a pair of left shoes.

Harvey: So we have to balance the books, do a little creative accounting.

The Other: Don't worry. It's all perfectly legal.

Harvey: No, it isn't. It's murder one with malice a forethought.

The Other: Fine, fine, you're the lawyer in this outfit. I'm just here for the screaming. And lonesome Joe here looks like a screamer.

Hostage: [whimpers]

Harvey: Ignore him please, sir. And stand still while we wire you up.

Hostage: Please, I have a wife at home.

Harvey: Oh, yeah, your better half, huh? Well, you should've brought her out tonight.That would've evened things up but made all of this unnecessary.

Narrator: As the terrified captive awaits his end, he has no way to know his rescue is at hand, for the scene is surreptitiously surveyed by a sharp silhouette on an adjacent rooftop.

[dramatic music]

Batman: Batman to Robin. I'm in position and have a clear line of sight on the hostage and Harvey. He left his thugs with the hostages downstairs. They're all yours.

Robin: Acknowledged. I've secured the alley behind the restaurant, and I'm standing by to kick in the kitchen door and bust some skulls.

Batman: Hmm. Say "infiltrate and neutralize" please, Robin. Stand by for a signal as soon as the hostage on the roof is out of danger.

Robin: You can save him, Batman?

Batman: I'm still calculating that, Robin. I don't yet see a nonlethal option for taking down Harvey.

Robin: Batman, what if it comes to the lethal option?

Batman: Nobody's dying tonight, Robin. Thermal shows you have 32 hostages in the main dining room. Two armed hostiles right behind that kitchen door.

Robin: Bob and Bub, Two-Face's trigger twins. But hostage-taking in a Chinese restaurant? This is real small-ball for a kingpin like Two-Face.

Batman: It's February 2nd, Robin, 2/2, and exactly two years ago today, Harvey Dent suffered the disfiguring attack that created Two-Face. His obsession with his own duality is beyond his control right now.

Robin: I get it now, yin and yang. Holy trigger warning.

Batman: We got here just in time. A review of security footage shows 34 minutes ago, Two-Face took the entire restaurant hostage.

[machine gun fires]

Two-Face: Everybody, hands up!

Batman: He held the patrons and the staff at gunpoint.

Two-Face: You're all hostages now!

Batman: While he obsessively arranged everything in the room into symmetrical pairs.

Harvey: Black and white…

Batman: The furnishings, the food, every last pair of chopsticks, he divided into yins and yangs.

Robin: Whoa. I see where this is going.

Batman: When he tried to divide the hostages into two groups--

Robin: He had an odd number!

Batman: And now he's going to eliminate the extra digit unless I time this perfectly.

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[buzzing]

[devileaterjaek]

[eonstro]

OWO BUB AND BOB

[bubbledtee]

Who up Bobbing they Dylan

[smbhax]

Bubble Memories - in Taito Memories II Joukan (PS2)

Session: https://youtu.be/b5_OerkR90U

[robdogdraws]

bubs n’ bobs

[kloofspeaks]

"Text Me The Right Way." | A Short Bob Floyd Headcanon Dabble.

Honestly, I typed this up so fast.

(Quick Tags: @notyoursbutlewis, @bayisdying, @itzyogurl92. Figured you guys would want to read this)

Words: 548

Everyday started with a simple text, a text from your loved one.. Robert Floyd. He would always send a simple ‘I love you.’ over the screen, it brought warmth and excitement to your day, counting down the minutes till that sweet text was sent. 

But this day was different, the text never came through. Your last message was left on read and he hadn’t responded. It was very unlike him to just leave you on read like that. He usually responded or shared his thoughts from the day before.. but it always started with that text. The text of loving words. 

You were sat on your couch staring at the chat, your heart swollen from slight worry. You were worried that Bob forgot, that he didn’t remember.. or he forgot about you in general.

You were just scrolling up and down the chat with your finger, maybe it was a bug? Perhaps, he’s in a dead zone and he couldn’t have the text get through. You remembered he would always be able to send it to you while he was on base, so what was holding him? 

Maybe, you were just being delusional. He would remember, he was probably just caught up in something and everything is completely fine- 

A knock at the door made your thoughts fall from your mind, it was only the early afternoon. Who would be at your door? You were still in your cozy pajamas, your hair was a frizzy, tangled mess. 

You figured you probably ordered something and just forgot about it. You were just sitting there waiting for the sounds of the truck driving away.. but it never came. You heard the knock once more, now you were panicking. 

There was no way that was a delivery man. You bit your lip slowly getting up with your phone in hand. Ready to call the cops at any given moment just in case you were about to be held at gunpoint or just anything. 

You swallowed harshly, the tightness in your chest as your hand wrapped tightly around your cold metal door handle, giving it a slight twist. 

Upon opening the door you were meant by the sweet smell of jet fuel, and a pair of shiny glasses.. Bob

He was standing there in his charming uniform, there were flowers in his hand. He noticed how pale you were. “Oh- did I scare you?” He muttered, seeming embarrassed. 

“A little.” You gave him a confused look when you glanced down at the flowers. “What are those for?” You pointed at the colorful set of what seemed to be just picked flowers. 

“Just an I love you present, I didn’t want to text you today. Figured I could do it in person. You know, text you the right way.” 

You froze, you were at a loss of words. He came in person to give you that text you always longed for, he knew that he couldn’t be around much due to being in Top Gun and the relationship you both had was extremely treasured. 

“Thank you, bub.” You whispered, stepping forward to embrace him. You didn’t care if he smelled terrible, or looked just as awful as you. He was there.

And that’s all that mattered.

[back-of-the-comic-shop]

Bubble Bobble X Fueccoco

I wanted to make this for awhile. I think Fueccoco looks like a long lost player 3 of Bubble Bobble.  I really like this but I think i could totally do another one with these guys lol.

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Time Lapse :  Instagram / Tiktok

Linkz:  Steven "Gizmo" Lisefski

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[sherbstrawberry-doodles]

💛💚💙🩷Puzzle Bobble Everybubble🩷💙💚💛

[your-fave-is-just-a-lil-guy]

bub and bob from bubble bobble :3

Bub and Bob from Bubble Bobble is just a little guy!

[pagangamer9]

I just can’t with how done Little Bub looks here while his parents argue 💣😑😂

[devileaterjaek]

[demonsthenes13-blog]

Stormcloud vs. Morghul X'D

[vincentspork]

Touch me while your bros play bubble bobble the adventure

[shadowegg]

Just finished season 2 of Good Omens im insane thank you

[colinthebuizel]