#blumpert

[neopoliitan]

Neopoliitan’s weird ass prophetic rwby dream

So I’ve been thinking all day about this incredibly strange RWBY dream I had. It might be a comedown from the volume ending, it might be withdrawal, it might be unhealthy hyperfixation, but I wanted to share it because shit gets WEIRD.

I made it my mission to try and remember as much as possible, and I’ve succeeded more than any other dream.

The dream itself, as dreams tend to do, flitted between random scenes with little regard for continuity or character placements, so I’ve separated them into the different instances I can remember.

Part 1:

the main featured good guys are Ruby and Jaune, and the main featured bad guys are Cinder, Mercury, Neo and... BLUMPERT.

mostly takes place in the foyer of shade academy, the dream implied lots of staircases and corridors in the school, also that it was built into a mountain kinda like Petra in Jordan

blake and yang are in the foyer but they disappear from the dream almost instantly

blumpert is also in the foyer, he looks like a mix between the Blorp from the 10-year-old minecraft mod 'morecreeps and weirdos' and So Sorry from undertale. long neck, trunk, bottom heavy.

blumpert does absolutely nothing and disappears after only appearing in the foyer.

Part 2: 

- ruby gets disarmed, she has to abandon crescent rose to escape

- ruby remarks that qrow lost his weapon in mistral once and rebuilt it, there's a still image of him doing it

- ruby and jaune are being pursued by cinder and neo

- neo is wielding oscar's cane and can use glyphs for some reason

- neo traps ruby in a square corridor and makes glyphs on all the walls, hoping to project spikes or something in every direction to kill her

- jaune gets in the way with his shield and aura and protects ruby

Part 3, probably the most sensible part of the dream:

- mercury has jaune pinned to the ground on a balcony over shade's foyer, jaune's aura is broken

- mercury is like "you don't know anything about me, what I've been through"

- jaune responds that he's sorry for what happened to mercury

- for some reason this entirely vague statement makes mercury have a moment of clarity

- cinder is approaching them, jaune is like "i'm sorry, please don't let her kill me"

- mercury stands up and approaches cinder

- he grabs cinder by the shirt, and holds her up and says "go away"

- he throws her off the balcony

Part 4, shit gets weird; maiden piracy and drug dealing

- ruby and jaune run through shade's gym (it's literally a real life gym populated by middle aged fat white dudes)

- cinder says something that implies that shade has the summer maiden

- ruby and jaune run into a guy at the gym's emergency exit, they trade something for access to the escape and a "summer maiden keygen"

- (keygens generate serial numbers for digital products and are usually used to trick a program during piracy -- it seems that in the dream the summer maiden keygen would help them access the vault without the maiden)

- for some reason they don't go through the door and instead bump into /another/ guy who wants to trade them some 'smack cheese' he keeps in his shoes for the summer maiden keygen

- (smack is slang for heroin. this guy wanted them to trade their access to the vault for heroin-laced shredded cheese he keeps in his shoes)

- THEY TAKE HIM UP ON THE OFFER

Part 5, a weirdly wholesome ending:

- mercury and jaune get "up top" (on top of the cliff shade is apparently built into) and there are taxis waiting for the good guys

- they're walking in shallow water, mercury apparently has no idea that water like this exists and thought that the only water that exists is the ocean

- emerald appears and has an awkward encounter with mercury, but it ends up with them hugging and emerald gives mercury her necklace from her v8 design

- she says it's "in "congradia"" for defecting, idk what "congradia" means but it's probably good

- penny appears and hugs them too

- their auras all flare up

- ren appears to give expositon - he says that peoples' auras are sepia toned until they gain a semblance. Em's, Merc's and Penny's auras all keep changing colours with ren naming the colours until penny's settles on bronze and merc's on silver, then a bit later em's turns gold and then green.

- ren says 'i thought that was gonna take forever'

- I wake up because my fifth alarm for work went off

Feel free to psychoanalyse me for this, I’m genuinely interested if Blumpert is a manifestation of some dark part of me.

Here’s a shitty ms paint drawing of how shade’s foyer looks in my mind, because no other program can do it justice:

[neopoliitan]

oh no its him the man behind it all...

...blumpert...

[idrawstuffidk]

Is blumpert going to be a new oc? I have to know.

Neopoliitan’s weird ass prophetic rwby dream

So I’ve been thinking all day about this incredibly strange RWBY dream I had. It might be a comedown from the volume ending, it might be withdrawal, it might be unhealthy hyperfixation, but I wanted to share it because shit gets WEIRD.

I made it my mission to try and remember as much as possible, and I’ve succeeded more than any other dream.

The dream itself, as dreams tend to do, flitted between random scenes with little regard for continuity or character placements, so I’ve separated them into the different instances I can remember.

Part 1:

the main featured good guys are Ruby and Jaune, and the main featured bad guys are Cinder, Mercury, Neo and… BLUMPERT.

mostly takes place in the foyer of shade academy, the dream implied lots of staircases and corridors in the school, also that it was built into a mountain kinda like Petra in Jordan

blake and yang are in the foyer but they disappear from the dream almost instantly

blumpert is also in the foyer, he looks like a mix between the Blorp from the 10-year-old minecraft mod ‘morecreeps and weirdos’ and So Sorry from undertale. long neck, trunk, bottom heavy.

blumpert does absolutely nothing and disappears after only appearing in the foyer.

Part 2: 

- ruby gets disarmed, she has to abandon crescent rose to escape

- ruby remarks that qrow lost his weapon in mistral once and rebuilt it, there’s a still image of him doing it

- ruby and jaune are being pursued by cinder and neo

- neo is wielding oscar’s cane and can use glyphs for some reason

- neo traps ruby in a square corridor and makes glyphs on all the walls, hoping to project spikes or something in every direction to kill her

- jaune gets in the way with his shield and aura and protects ruby

Part 3, probably the most sensible part of the dream:

- mercury has jaune pinned to the ground on a balcony over shade’s foyer, jaune’s aura is broken

- mercury is like “you don’t know anything about me, what I’ve been through”

- jaune responds that he’s sorry for what happened to mercury

- for some reason this entirely vague statement makes mercury have a moment of clarity

- cinder is approaching them, jaune is like “i’m sorry, please don’t let her kill me”

- mercury stands up and approaches cinder

- he grabs cinder by the shirt, and holds her up and says “go away”

- he throws her off the balcony

Part 4, shit gets weird; maiden piracy and drug dealing

- ruby and jaune run through shade’s gym (it’s literally a real life gym populated by middle aged fat white dudes)

- cinder says something that implies that shade has the summer maiden

- ruby and jaune run into a guy at the gym’s emergency exit, they trade something for access to the escape and a “summer maiden keygen”

- (keygens generate serial numbers for digital products and are usually used to trick a program during piracy – it seems that in the dream the summer maiden keygen would help them access the vault without the maiden)

- for some reason they don’t go through the door and instead bump into /another/ guy who wants to trade them some 'smack cheese’ he keeps in his shoes for the summer maiden keygen

- (smack is slang for heroin. this guy wanted them to trade their access to the vault for heroin-laced shredded cheese he keeps in his shoes)

- THEY TAKE HIM UP ON THE OFFER

Part 5, a weirdly wholesome ending:

- mercury and jaune get “up top” (on top of the cliff shade is apparently built into) and there are taxis waiting for the good guys

- they’re walking in shallow water, mercury apparently has no idea that water like this exists and thought that the only water that exists is the ocean

- emerald appears and has an awkward encounter with mercury, but it ends up with them hugging and emerald gives mercury her necklace from her v8 design

- she says it’s “in "congradia”“ for defecting, idk what "congradia” means but it’s probably good

- penny appears and hugs them too

- their auras all flare up

- ren appears to give expositon - he says that peoples’ auras are sepia toned until they gain a semblance. Em’s, Merc’s and Penny’s auras all keep changing colours with ren naming the colours until penny’s settles on bronze and merc’s on silver, then a bit later em’s turns gold and then green.

- ren says 'i thought that was gonna take forever’

- I wake up because my fifth alarm for work went off

Feel free to psychoanalyse me for this, I’m genuinely interested if Blumpert is a manifestation of some dark part of me.

Here’s a shitty ms paint drawing of how shade’s foyer looks in my mind, because no other program can do it justice: