#blueorb

[journcys-archived]

Sees Archie…

Proceeds to leave the premises—

[emmetrain]

"Maybe you got a point. I... I only want Luvdisc to have a great partner, that's all. My family are happy with me--Eelektross and others, I do my best to always be there for them and make their dreams a reality. I also have Joltiks who I have never caught, staying with me just because they wish so, for the time being."

"I... I would not be a Pokemon trainer if I was not confident in my ability to make my friends comfortable and happy. I mean... What you are saying aligns with what Plasma used to point out, rightfully so. Before, you know, it was revealed that was just a facade, but the point stands."

"I... The Pokeballs are designed to make them comfortable. Also, they are out most of time, following me around, or going around the station. I mean... I know, if they were always in their Pokeballs, it would not make for a happy existence. I would not be comfortable. I would feel trapped. But also, if I was their Pokemon, I would want my team to train me and I would carry them up the tracks till we reach Victory! I would want to battle."

@emmetrain

"And what, exactly, gives you th' right to decide?"

"Kept Pokémon don't argue. And fuck if most people even bother to ask. You just presume."

"Someone ought to show your pampered pale ass what it's like to be caught in a tiny, cramped prison after being put to sleep to make yer capture easier.."

[ryjelsum]

Hi,

So I'm posting for a rather large project. I need someone to program me a new OS (Operasting System) that looks different than Ms Windows XP etc. but has the same style. It does not need to run on a mac but all the other PCs. It's supposed to have a stylish look with clear edges etc. And ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE JUST A REDESIGNED WINDOWS as I'm going to sell that operating system later on. It's going to be called BlueOrb.

These are some important points :

It should have ALL THE FEATURES that Windows Xp Professional has. ALL the files that run on Windows XP ust also run on the BlueOrb OS. It must have a very user-friendly interface (like MS WINDOWS XP) When it gets Installed, the user needs to insert a serial number. It HAS to be HACKER SAFE! It must be quick and good looking.

Note that I only accept quality work and do not want any quickly done BS.

[magmaredorb]

"Archie, love, can you tell me what the name of the young male elf with the magic sword is?"

"It's Zeldo, right?"

"... you are a disgrace."

[wishmaker-astra]

Not for them. They got blueorbed by the joke.

Wait I could’ve made an hrt joke FUCK

[shockingherochu]

@blue-orb​

“Pretty sure Kyogre didn’t get the power to heal when they came to be...”

[hisvanity]

@fallenxspirit @blue-orb does wallace have to come over there and yell at both of you or 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[us-and-pokemxn]

“EAT A WHOLE KRABBY RAW!”

[wallace-cup]

@blue-orb [Appeal]

      “Masterful! Absolutely masterful!” he cries. And absolutely reminiscent of a certain Coordinator he knows whose name starts with “Archie” and ends with an “Aogiri,” but he’s not going to bring that up.

      “I may not have heard of you before this Appeal, Mr. Pirate Who Controls the Sea.” (He’s going to fix that though after the Contest is over, and tell Archie he knew who he was the whole time.) “But after seeing your Pavilion and your Appeal, I can’t think of a single person other than myself who can represent Hoenn in any way better. The way you combined land and sea. The image of Kyogre, perfectly crafted from the water and your Ludicolo’s leaves. The music--oh, it may have got some laughs, but other than that, it was a wonderful backdrop! The only points I have to deduct are two from Aesthetic Mastery. One for the laughter that your Appeal garnered, as I’m not sure if that’s the effect you were going for, and one because I would have loved to see a mock Groudon beside your mock Kyogre. This brings your total from me to a 28.”

      "Well, I’d like to give you a 10/10 in Aesthetic Mastery,” says River. “You gave us the perfect image of Hoenn through the lens of its elements. The way you manipulated the water and the way Kyogre at the end passing through the audience--what flawless control, without the use of any Psychic moves! It’s rare to find a Pokémon who is capable of such feats. Have another 10/10 from me. And your Thematic Mastery? Such a beautiful image of Hoenn’s struggle between land and sea. Ah--it seems as though you’ve earned my second perfect score!”

      “As a member of the Hoennese diaspora, I want to thank you for representing my ancestral region so well.” She places a hand on her heart, truly moved. “I don’t know what to say that hasn’t already been said. It’s clear your Pokémon have the same passion for Hoenn as you do. It hardly even matters to me that at one point I saw one of your Pokémon struggling a little to keep up with the dance--what matters more is that they did it anyway. And I have some major respect for anyone who wears clothes of the opposite gender, too! You make me so proud to be Draconid…The only thing I would have wished for is that you included the Draconids in your Appeal. So, I will be giving you a perfect score except for deducting two points from Aesthetic Mastery. This means I will be giving you a 28!”

      "Hm. Well. The aesthetic really wasn’t my speed, I have to say. I prefer Appeals that make more usage of lighting, particularly with ice and prisms. And yours was more…Earthy? Although I do have to give you credit for the incredibly clever use of rainbow lighting at the end.” What she’s saying is, she really likes sparkles. “But you made me like it, so for that I’m giving you a 7/10 in Aesthetic. Your Technical Mastery earns a 9/10 from me, with only a single point taken off because of how your Swampert couldn’t fully keep up with some of the dancing. I would have taken off more, but the fact that your Sharpedo can perform so well in both human and Mega Evolved form stands out quite a bit to me--not to mention, you worked wonders with the earth. And as for your Thematic Mastery? Well, you made the two Hoennese on the panel extremely happy, and that’s all anyone can really ask for. 10/10. This brings your total from me to a 26!”

      “Now let’s get to your bonuses! You receive a +15 for soaking the audience, and +15 for using iconic Hoennese Pokémon. This brings your total to…

TOTAL: 142 POINTS

GRAND TOTAL: 334 POINTS

[hopskipnjump]

"What th' ever-lovin' fluff 's does 'I’m positively cream-crackered!' even MEAN?'"

“It’s like when you’re completely knackered! Just tuckered! Absolutely knick-knackered!”

[behemothbash-a]

@blue-orb​ said: So... want me to teach you how to make a shiv from a plastic fork and a bit of rubble?

“N-No, I wanna go an’ have a nap. Preferably not in jail!”

[cruentu-s]

@blue-orb​ replied to your post:  Yo, when life's boring... do somethin' about it! Be bold! Be strong! Throw a fish at someone!

「 ❄  “That seems, like. Super rude. Want me to throw a fish at you. See how you like it.”

[noiretabby]

💕

Love Calculator

13%

Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between Nanu and Archie, but the chance is very small. A successful relationship is possible, but you both have to work on it. Do not sit back and think that it will all work out fine, because it might not be working out the way you wanted it to. Spend as much time with each other as possible. Again, the chance of this relationship working out is very small, so even when you do work hard on it, it still might not work out.

❝ Spend as much time with each other sounds a bit much. ❞

[askburningpassion]

BlueOrb and MildFlame colored!

[journcys-archived]

“Have you considered that maybe Kyogre is gone for a reason?” He’s not. He’s right in front of Archie, however, it’s not like he needs to know that, right?

He picked up the pace.

Sees Archie…

Proceeds to leave the premises—

[magmaredorb]

"Are you happy?" He snarls out.

Archie has the gall to look confused. He opens his big, stupid mouth but he's sick of anything he has to say.

"You've been insulting my party all day." One, two steps into personal space. One finger lifted, pressing into his nose. "Mocking the food, the budget, my soldiers-- even me! Yes, I did hear that comment about my mother. Is a nice, polite party really so much to bear?"

"It's just-- a touch hoity toity." Archie says, as if he can't simply roll over and take this. "It's not very Aqua."

"Because it isn't Aqua!" Hands are thrown up. Wig hair goes everywhere. "I threw this party! It's supposed to bring us together and all you've done is complain about it! Complaints fall short when you've never organized a thing in your life, dear."

Red eyes narrow.

"I wore a stupid costume for you." Comes the growl. "I'm celebrating a stupid, capitalistic festival for you. I'm doing my best to keep shit from being destroyed out there and-- fuck, all you care about are appearances."

The periwinkle wig is tossed aside.

"Perfect parties, perfect organizations, perfect husband." Each insult comes out metered. "You didn't even ask what I'd be okay wearing, or serving or doing! The only decisions I've gotten to make this week were bringing a few games so my sailors won't be so bored! Fuck, I had to lie about some of my attendees, all so friends could come!"

"Since when do you care about deciding anything?" He snaps. "All you do is roll over and beg for someone to take the reigns! You're just a--"