#blu💙

[blu-ish]

Do yall think Vanellope watched Sonic Prime.

[blubushie]

Be me out working on my truck shirtless when some little girl walks up to me from the footpath and asks me if she can ask me a question. Her dad is close on her heels trying to call her back like I'm a rabid dog, but he's also apologising profusely.

I look at her, put down my battery cables, and tell her she just asked me a question, but to hit me with another.

She finds this funny and then she asks what my top surgery scars are from. She seems a bit embarassed by it and like she obviously doesn't want to offend me.

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I look at her. Look at dad. Look at her. Look at dad. Look at her. Uhh. Dad. Her. Uhhhh. Dad. Uhhhh. Her.

"Well, I've got a bad heart, so the doctors took my heart out and turn it backwards, and now it works right. But they had to go through my chest obviously, so that's how they did it."

Her eyes go big the moment I start talking. I think the accent surprised her. But instead of commenting on that she let me finish and then went, "THEY TOOK YOUR HEART OUT?!"

"They took my heart out! And now it ticks funny, but at least it ticks, ay."

She looks back over her shoulder. "DAD THEY TOOK HIS HEART OUT."

And dad goes "Wow that's crazy I am so sorry about her ok let's go home-"

But little girl goes "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Referring to me and my battery cables.

And I go "Well, see, cars get old, and batteries get old, so you get alkaline on the batteries. That's all this white stuff."

"Oh I've seen that on batteries before!"

"Yeah, so, the way to get that stuff off is to get some baking soda and some water, and it just eats away at it, like—well, you wanna try? Can she try, dad?"

"I WANNA TRY"

So dad gives her the ok and I tell her to put her foot up on the bumper cuz it's a bit high for her yet, and she climbs on up. And I give her the box of baking soda and go "Just sprinkle some on" and yeah she put on a bit too much but who cares. Then I give her the water bottle "Just spray it" and she gives it a spritz and FWOOSH the baking soda starts eating the alkaline right off the battery.

So I give her my toothbrush and tell her that now she's gotta scrub it, but she's gotta scrub slow cuz if she's too fast she'll flick alkaline everywhere and it's gonna eat through her shirt and burn her. So she's careful with her brushing. And then we washed off the cable and set it back in place and then she thanked me for letting her help and off they went back home and I heard her asking her dad what alkaline even IS on the way back, and why it's in batteries.

So, y'know. Sorry dad for the slew of questions you're gonna hafta answer on the way home. But you're welcome, little girl, for giving you something to bug your dad about.

And thanks for the clean cable.

I AM INTERSEX. Please do not tag with #trans. I love you my trans siblings but I'm tired of my intersex voice being erased for you to speak over me or claim my experiences as your own.

[boygirl-club]

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[y0ur-val3ntine]

My proudest one

Sequel made! Prob gonna do a Pyro version for the flashfire nation

[yourneighbourhoodtraumatisedkids]

drop this sunflower 🌻 into the inboxes of the blogs that make you happy! lets spread a little sunshine ☀️

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

(Basically Toby stating his happiness while dancing on video call with Douxie)

[Blu, you have created two monsters- no- scratch that- you created another one in the form of Steve Palchuk- oh, and Mary's gone to join them to...]

{Why does Angor look like he is about to murder us all?}

~Because Toby's screaming~

{Yeah... that makes sense... someone better get him to stop}

[Not me... I have an appointment on video call with my boyfriend]

(Yeah no, we're fucked guys... we're absolutely fucked)

[CAN I NOT JUST CALL JIM IN PEACE FOR ONCE?!?!]

[bluishfrog]

I love how you draw Dream’s hair: it’s so goofy and cartoonish and exactly what Dream’s hair is Ajsjsjjsjs

-Rei

oh thank you very much, Rei :D his hair is so fantastic that I do not dare to attempt to draw it realistically. and the cartoonish poof that I do is so much fun to draw!

[whore-nelle]

💚💙 <- they‘re in love

Truer words have never been spoken

[blubushie]

Sometimes conversations devolve from a character referring to another character as a broodmare to "Blu rambles on about horse conformation and body score indexing for an hour and provides sources for further learning to those interested" and I think that's beautiful

[cherry-bomb-ships]

It's Father's Day today, so I wanted to give some love real quick to all of the dads on my f/o list! :3 💙💙💙

Shout-out to my romantic f/os who are canonically fathers, either biologically, adoptive, or thru found family... 💖💙💖

And dishonorable mention to my deadbeat dad romantic f/os 😂 Y'all can really be doin better

Of course, lots of love to my familial f/os who are father figures to me! I have a lot of love for them too, of course, they're like family to me! 🥺💖💙💖

And last but not least, I'd like to give a shout out to my irl papa for being the coolest guy I know! I'm so happy I was able to come down to Florida and visit him today! 🥺💙💖💙💖💙💖

[thatguywiththetumb1er]

My gf is cool but sometimes she apologizes for her awful taste in music because she listens to a lot of indie bands and things.

I think next time that happens I’m going to have to throw on a Chongo Show mashup and scream the lyrics to put things in perspective.

[methoxyacetyltryptamine]

@zorbik-guligan

Tūī (Prosthemadera novaeseelandiae), family Meliphagidae, order Passeriformes, New Zealand

photograph by Jimmy Lee

[bluishfrog]

i haven't been following you for long, but i'd say you're most like dream - kind, approachable, spreading positivity! not very elaborate, but definitely the first things that came to mind :]

Help, I have not considered that this would lead to me having to know how to respond to compliments

Thank you very much, fandoms are such a cool place to be and I love that I get to share my sillies with you and help create a positive and fun environment :D

[aheadsplitintwo]

SONIC PRIME

[quazies]

Meet The BLU Team!

Thanks as always for the amazing response to the new episode!! I was so happy to share my interpretation of the blu team >:]

so glad you guys like em 💙💙💙

[blubushie]

Some days you just hit the wall and come to the dreadful realisation that something's got to give. There's too much built-up pressure, feels like a volcano, or maybe someone dropped a Mento into a bottle of fizz and the cap isn't screwed on all the way and something's got to give and it's either gonna be the situation or it's gonna be you.

And the worst part is you don't know which it's gonna be. And you bite and scramble and claw and do whatever you can to pull yourself out of a bad situation but you're a dog caught in a trap and I reckon them holes you put in your cabinet and wall are a sign that you're just gnawing at your own foot at this point. Can you even remember a time your mouth didn't taste like blood? Yours or someone else's?

I can't.

But hey. I'm young, and vital, and what can I do? Life is for the living. We get busy living or we get busy dying. And I never thought I'd see twenty-three. So best make the most of it, ay?

I'm gonna go live a few days. Fuck around and let nature reclaim me. Hopefully I come back with dirty clothes and clean hands.

[gilenart]

I love Mundy, but Blu Sniper deserves more love too 💙