#blowie jägerman

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Im thinking about. How every substitute ever has pronounced my last name "Jay-ger-man". But then they perfectly pronounce it every time without fail with Max.

The fuck makes him so special.

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[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

... Damn i didnt realize how awkward silence could be

So youre gay. Howd you figure that out?

Im not asking for any reason. I am straight.

But um. How did you. Know you were gay.

( @bl0wie-j4germ4n )

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

@jagermanout

Take me to the store pretty please 😁

I dont feel like walking :c

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Someone buy me cigs pleaseee i will repay you 🫶🫶

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Actually fuck D*nald Tr*mp by the way. Piece of shit. And also free Palestine. River to the sea, bitches.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Man sometimes i wanna be like found mysteriously murdered in the woods. Not a death wish thing, i just wanna be the subject of a true crime podcast. I want them to talk about me like i was a great person because i was murdered.

Maybe then theyll forget all the mistakes i made.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

One time in kindergarten my dad yelled at me for playing dress up with some girls in my class. He was probably trying to stop me from being gay or girly or smth, but i guess it worked bc look at me im straight!!

I think. I mean. Ive never had a crush on a guy or anything.

Except that one time.

But just once.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

I feel like i forgot ab something. Not my homework. I know about my homework and Im actively avoiding it. Something else important.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

I kinda like musicals sometimes. That doesn't make me a theater nerd. Everyone likes at least some musical. Even Max.

I'm looking at you, Lion King 🫵

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

[ Max would slam open Bowie's door, without knocking (like ususal) hoping to surprise his younger brother and freak them out. ] I can smell your gummy bear or whatever the fuck smelly vape from my room! Open a window or something!

(@max-jagerman-rulez)

[Bowie jumped, surprised by the slamming door. He made a face.]

Why the fuck would I be vaping?! I smoke, you know that I hate vapes.

[He huffed a bit, shaking his head.]

I dunno what you're smelling, but it's not me, asshole. And learn to knock! It's not hard!

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Its myyyyy birthdayyyyy

And i forgotttt

Woops :/

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Happy halloween!!!

I only got my nose broken a little bit for the hair dye thing.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Fuck it im dying my hair again. Right now.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Blowie is a weird name is the L silent?

Jesus Christ. My name is BOWIE. not BLOWIE. JUST. BOWIE.

I fucking misclicked while I was typing out my username and now I suffer the FUCKING consequences. THE L DOESNT FUCKING EXIST.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

BLOWIE IS AN INSANE NAME LMAO

ILL FUCKING END IT ALL IF I GET ONE MORE COMMENT ABOUT THIS SHIT.

MY NAME IS BOWIE.

B O W I E.

NOT BLOWIE.

HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

That song they sing at Beanies when they get a tip is stuck in my head. I gotta start hanging out at starbucks instead, this shit is getting annoying.