#blowie jägerman

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Im thinking about. How every substitute ever has pronounced my last name "Jay-ger-man". But then they perfectly pronounce it every time without fail with Max.

The fuck makes him so special.

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[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

... Damn i didnt realize how awkward silence could be

So youre gay. Howd you figure that out?

Im not asking for any reason. I am straight.

But um. How did you. Know you were gay.

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[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Someone buy me cigs pleaseee i will repay you 🫶🫶

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

I kinda like musicals sometimes. That doesn't make me a theater nerd. Everyone likes at least some musical. Even Max.

I'm looking at you, Lion King 🫵

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Its myyyyy birthdayyyyy

And i forgotttt

Woops :/

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Fuck it im dying my hair again. Right now.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Blowie is a weird name is the L silent?

Jesus Christ. My name is BOWIE. not BLOWIE. JUST. BOWIE.

I fucking misclicked while I was typing out my username and now I suffer the FUCKING consequences. THE L DOESNT FUCKING EXIST.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

That song they sing at Beanies when they get a tip is stuck in my head. I gotta start hanging out at starbucks instead, this shit is getting annoying.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Unrelated to my last post, but i just found some creepypasta shit. Wtf is killer track 😭 I'm shaking in my boots 😱😱😱

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

I let one of my friends put eyeliner on me. That shit is uncomfy. Its cold and shit and they almost poked my eye out. Idk how some girls do that every day im thankful im not a girl so i dont have to do that i dont wanna be a girl ever being a girl would suck im a boy.

I did like how i looked with it tho

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

BLOWIE IS AN INSANE NAME LMAO

ILL FUCKING END IT ALL IF I GET ONE MORE COMMENT ABOUT THIS SHIT.

MY NAME IS BOWIE.

B O W I E.

NOT BLOWIE.

HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

One time in kindergarten my dad yelled at me for playing dress up with some girls in my class. He was probably trying to stop me from being gay or girly or smth, but i guess it worked bc look at me im straight!!

I think. I mean. Ive never had a crush on a guy or anything.

Except that one time.

But just once.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Happy halloween!!!

I only got my nose broken a little bit for the hair dye thing.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Love when the depression comes back and i cant get myself out of bed for literally any reason until 6am the next day ❤️❤️❤️

Dont worry about why i wasnt at school yesterday.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

MOTHERFUCKER MY LIGHTER STOPPED FUCKING WORKING GODDDD

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

ONE. FUCKING MISCLICK. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.