#blowie jägerman

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Im thinking about. How every substitute ever has pronounced my last name "Jay-ger-man". But then they perfectly pronounce it every time without fail with Max.

The fuck makes him so special.

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[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

... Damn i didnt realize how awkward silence could be

So youre gay. Howd you figure that out?

Im not asking for any reason. I am straight.

But um. How did you. Know you were gay.

( @bl0wie-j4germ4n )

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

What an ass

What a bitch

Even maybe

What a cuck

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

@jagermanout

Take me to the store pretty please 😁

I dont feel like walking :c

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Someone buy me cigs pleaseee i will repay you 🫶🫶

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Actually fuck D*nald Tr*mp by the way. Piece of shit. And also free Palestine. River to the sea, bitches.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

If anyone in my first period is concerned about me, stop it. Im fine. I came home early and im doing fantastic and listening to christmas music.

If anyone not in my first period is confused, i threw up in my first period today. I was over a trashcan, no mess made. Im fine now.

Max, if youre reading this, fuck you for making me wait 2 fucking hours in the nurse's office. Eat a dick. 🖕

Anyway happy holiday season and stuff.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Man sometimes i wanna be like found mysteriously murdered in the woods. Not a death wish thing, i just wanna be the subject of a true crime podcast. I want them to talk about me like i was a great person because i was murdered.

Maybe then theyll forget all the mistakes i made.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

I think cats are pretty cool.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

I would eat dirt. I have eaten dirt. It tasted like minerals that i lack in my every day diet. Then again my every day diet is cigarettes and plain slices of white bread and the occasional energy drink. I have issues.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Its so fucking hot in my room and i cant even have my window open for more than TWO FUCKING SECONDS because my BITCHASS brother will text me like "mmEhh itS sO cOLd dAds gonA be maD aT u fOr wastIng elEctricIty" LIKE IT WAS MY CHOICE TO BLAST THE HEATER

Like NO. I DONT TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT I WILL GET MY NOSE BROKEN AGAIN GOD

PSA: my brother is a PUSSY about the cold, dont let him fool you. Theres a REASON he wears that jacket all the way through summer.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

One time in kindergarten my dad yelled at me for playing dress up with some girls in my class. He was probably trying to stop me from being gay or girly or smth, but i guess it worked bc look at me im straight!!

I think. I mean. Ive never had a crush on a guy or anything.

Except that one time.

But just once.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

I feel like i forgot ab something. Not my homework. I know about my homework and Im actively avoiding it. Something else important.

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

I kinda like musicals sometimes. That doesn't make me a theater nerd. Everyone likes at least some musical. Even Max.

I'm looking at you, Lion King 🫵

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

[ Max would slam open Bowie's door, without knocking (like ususal) hoping to surprise his younger brother and freak them out. ] I can smell your gummy bear or whatever the fuck smelly vape from my room! Open a window or something!

(@max-jagerman-rulez)

[Bowie jumped, surprised by the slamming door. He made a face.]

Why the fuck would I be vaping?! I smoke, you know that I hate vapes.

[He huffed a bit, shaking his head.]

I dunno what you're smelling, but it's not me, asshole. And learn to knock! It's not hard!

[bl0wie-j4germ4n]

Its myyyyy birthdayyyyy

And i forgotttt

Woops :/