#blow that smoke in my face

[spirk-trek]

she is to me what leia's gold bikini was to straight boys

[elderwisp]

𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶? 𝘐'𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐'𝘮 𝘣𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘯' 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵

[laneledlover]

Jimmy smokes and strokes his way into my bed.

[syscciht]

no way!!

[seancefemme]

lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

is smoker!geto real?? 🤔 i see him as the type to smoke 500 packs in one day when he’s REALLY stressed (being a mother and a cuntress 24/7 is hard work😞😞) he’d probably NEVER let you touch a cigarette tho especially if you never smoked before, he cares abt u too much </33

SMOKER!SUGU IS MY GUILTY PLEASURE. i can’t lie 😔😔 though i also love the idea of him quitting for reader….. feels like something he would do.

but. the thought of him lighting a cigarette… holding it between his fingers, blowing the smoke out slowly and speaking in a slightly raspy voice afterwards….. 😵‍💫 yeah. unfortunately he has bewitched me. you’re soooo right though, he’d never let you smoke!!! he’d get so upset with you if you tried to 💀 could be annoying but he means well… he really is just sooo overprotective and that includes protecting you from yourself + his own cigarettes. lmao.

i think he also tries not to smoke much at all when he’s around you — if you’re on a drive and he feels the urge then he pulls over at a gas station, buys you a snack and a drink, and has himself a quick little smoke break somewhere he can still see you through the car window :3c he loves you. but to reiterate i really do think he’d quit for you. especially if his smoking makes you worried or anxious…… he wants you to be happy and healthy and if he has to take care of himself to make that happen then he will!!

[reidoka]

[chillentertainer]

what if you were a fascist and conservative and reactionary and homophobic but you were also a nic-addict and obsessed with your bald co-cardinal and gay and ITALIAN

[dykedvonte]

Guys the cartoon horse line is not implying Jimmy being a predator to kids because the baby is represented as a foil. It is because horses are his stand in for consequential figures and Anya and the sexual violence he perpetrated towards her.

I know he’s deplorable but the line is very much about his warped views of women and Anya along with the Pony Express as a corporation seeing as horses stand in for a lot in his mind.

[tielmamon]

somebody make a college roommate fic where Subong decides not to go to a party and just stays back to hang out with his boy pls i beg 🧎‍♀️

[notkitten]

there are few things that get me hotter under the collar than watching smoke curl from your mouth and nose, the focused, controlled breath - the click of the lighter in the night

sometimes you are so beautiful that i am stunned into silence, that the moments between us feel weighty and laden with heat, spurred on by the need in my body to worship yours, to lick the smoke from your mouth, to press my nose to your hair and breathe you in

i want to crawl into your ribcage

i want to worship you with my mouth

i want your smoke to settle on my skin and in my hair and in my clothes

[cybxrzip]

guys this is not a drill spamton fucking g fucking spamton has reentered my brainspace after i was temporarily freed from his dirty money loving grasp i need chapter 2 era spamton he is an old gross crazy homeless man this is BAD

[skunkes]

you're so wild over that middle aged man and honestly serve, wouldn't have it any other way

i really really like him! 💞

[labselkie]

Old game compilations coming in clutch for me🙏🙏🙏 Nico in the DMC 5 intro is so fucking awesome,,, entire lore videos r next YAY!!!!!

[colettetatouss]

headcanon: crowley introduced aziraphale to weed in the 60s and aziraphale is basically the wow vine

+bonus under cut

[beastdotjpeg]

imagining fleki and lycion shotgunning but its just fleki blowing smoke into lycions entirw wolf snout