#bloodborne the dating sim

[subzeroparade]

[zaukiel]

MOON WIFE MOON WIFE MOON WIFE!!!!!

[crumb4]

Trying to empathize with people who engage with comedic brands such as Wendy's on social media, engaging in frankly based and hilarious "clapback" behaviors. Lets see how this goes

Day 1:

I drag myself, still soaked in the steaming viscera of my dead mother, to my feet. Every inch of me is soaked in blood and the filth of birth. I am stillborn yet living and I reek of sweetly sour rot, the smell of spoiled pork. My jaws clack and clatter together, chattering my teeth as I try to form words without lips but only brackish water spills from my clogged throat.

[chilei-the-hotsauce]

need to make an old hunter oc for mineself argh

[horrorridden]

@bacon-hawk007

Oh, hunter! 𝔇𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔰𝔦𝔪 waits ahead.

We with @buriedknight are working on visual novel where you can romance bloodborne bosses. Stay tuned for sneak peeks and may the good blood guide your way 🩸

In first routes of the game we will focus on bestial characters. Help your unwanted foe to restore their sanity, don't be fooled by your own beast, and, who knows, maybe after that you will be rewarded with some joy on night of the hunt.

IMPORTANT: This is a non-commercial project, we make it in our spare time for the pleasure of ourselves and the fans like us. It's interactive fanfic with fanart

[disgustiphage]

dreamed there was a bloodborne dating sim but micolash was the only character you could actually date

[ichorandpride]

"oh haha bloodborne dating sim? yeah id like to maybe date the Doll or perhaps Lady Maria. maybe even Gehrman"

no. you fool. you absolute fool. you are taking the only human aspects of this game and are immediately going to choose them when there are so many other options if you arent a coward? fuck off with that nonsense

alas, you are as much a beast as the common man. and the beasts… need love too. the Great Ones, who have lost their firstborns and desire a surrogate… there's a lot of potential to provide them with new children.... you ever see mergo's wet nurse, the most sexual motherfucker ever? have you ever felt an amygdala in all their 30 armed glory reach out and grasp you? yes i was immediately transported to another area and one of them even killed me b- *ahem*

anyways, cowards all.

[kakyoindilfhunter]

Why can't FromSoft make a dating sim with their characters?

It would objectively be the greatest dating sim of all time because they could just throw in characters from their menagerie of games that would appeal to a WIDE array of fans.

Elden Ring alone has a great lineup of husbando or wife material, but with their Dark Souls series and Bloodborne on top of that? I'd literally die from the collective energy from all the hot men (I am biased) in the games

You want a muscle mommy? Malenia's got you fam

You into furrys? Blaidd is ready to tie the knot ;)

Want a chivalrous himbo? Seigward is still trying to figure out how to use an elevator to get to you.

Femboys? Gwyndolin and Miquella are here too.

You like Transformers? Evangelion? Download the Armored Core dlc and wed these beautiful mecha yourself.

Of course there would be a fair share of villains in the game, disrupting your relationships and making you go on quests to save them.

Patches would be an annoying ex boyfriend that keeps coming back, and he'd have unique dialogue or interactions with you or your SO, such as if you went with the Seigward route, he'd shove him in a well and you'd have to rescue your himbo.

Mohg would be Mohg and be creepy obsessive over your SO depending on their size. For example, if you went the Gwyndolin or Miquella route, he'd kidnap them and you'd have to infiltrate his dynasty and get the cops on his ass and rescue your boyfriend.

Silvanus would, of course, be a douche for absolutely no reason at all.

Maybe there could even be a harem type thing if you so choose regarding whichever covenant you go with.

As a side note, I just checked the FromSoft catalog of games and I realized they have done a great deal more than just the souls games that I'm used to, but because FromSoft has a wide array of souls games, this is the most realistic group that could pull this off. It'd be cool if they could partner with other souls producing companies too, and maybe we could get to have a new protagonist or characters like those from Lies of P

Basically, I've had this thought for all of 5 minutes and I absolutely ADORE the idea of it all. The possibilities, the hot HOT men. I like the idea maybe a bit too much.

[undeadnecromancer]

there should be a bloodborne dating sim where you can have that dilf gascoigne fuck you to death

[zaukiel]

vicar amelia is also my wife and i love her

[kdinjenzen]

KDIN'S SONIC 2006 SUBATHON!

Starting: Friday, February 10th @ 12pm PST/2pm CST/3pm EST!

Twitch Link: - CLICK HERE -

~Text Version of Image Below The Cut~

SUBGOALS:

25 - NO SWEARING FOR 1 HOUR

50 - PRETEND SONIC IS MARIO FOR 1 HOUR

100 - READ ALL DIALOGUE IN SERIOUS VO VOICES FOR 1 HOUR

200 - CHAT PICKS MY FIRST “BREAK FROM SONIC” GAME

300 - CREEPY PASTA READING STREAM (Chat Requests)

400 - BLOODBORNE STREAM

450 - DATING SIM STREAM (Chat’s CHOICE OF GAME)

500 - SEN-GOAT-KU VTUBER & GOAT SIMULATOR STREAM

600 - Kdin Plays DRAGON AGE or MASS EFFECT (Chat’s Choice)

700 - KDIN PLAYS FORTNITE FOR THE FIRST TIME

800 - COOKING STREAM - “CURSED Peanut BUtter Onion”

900 - TUMBLR SEXYMAN SMASH OR PASS

1000 - Kingdom Hearts "All In One Package" STREAM

1500 - Virgin Killer Sweater IRL

2000 - ????????? WE’LL FIGURE IT OUT IF WE GET THERE!

TIME! - MINIMUM 6 HOURS // MAXIMUM 54 HOURS

1 Sub/500 bits = +5 mins

10 subs/5000 bits = +1 Hour

Donation = +Time based on Amount

Wishlist Gift = +Time Based On Item

MEAT-SPLOSION EVERY 25 SUBS

[qhazomb]

okay so we got bloodborne kart, we got dark souls pro skater, now we need the demon's souls party game, the sekiro rhythm game, and the elden ring dating sim.

(at first i thought about elden ring being the party game but nah man, there's like so many characters in that game that people have the hots for. and so much variety! you got big wolf dude, pretty multi-armed witch lady, cute girl who is actually a cute snake, cute snake's dad who is a guy fused with a giant snake, pretty knight lady who will kill you (unless you're the 'let me solo her' guy), a big clay jar full of corpses, a literal fucking dragon, patches... there's something for everybody!)

[theladyofrosewater]

MCD fans if Jesson miraculously decided to make a video game in the diaries universe what style of game would you want it to be

[zz-chikorita]

While I know that videogames might not be everyone's cup of tea, let's just pretend that ALL your characters actually do like playing certain videogames. What kind of games do each of them like the most, and are they any good at it?

This one had me do some real thinkin'... 🤔💭

Guzma:

I think Guzma actually really enjoys playing any kind of co-op game with the grunts, even if he's not really good at them. But the grunts think it's funny when he starts raging at a game and he knows it. As far as games he plays alone in his freetime, I feel he prefers adventure/rpg type of game. He doesn't play a whole lot, but when he does find a game he likes, he plays it obsessively and tries to find every little bit of lore and secrets it has. He also always ends up becoming obsessed with games barely anyone's ever heard of and often he pesters Plumeria to play whatever game that is so he can discuss it with someone. (He also likes chill games and farming simulators like stardew Valley and animal crossing, but he's embarrassed about it and will deny it if asked)

Plumeria:

Plums likes rhythm games and strategy/puzzle based games mainly. It's definitely worth noting that she's, like, INSANELY good at them, too. Long story short, all the grunts know to never to take her bet if it invloves beating her high score. She also really enjoys any kind of game that implements any kind of branching path mechanic, so she's definitely played games like Zero Escape, Hades, and any of the telltale games multiple times.

Leon:

Definitely any kind of resource management game. So stuff like slime rancher, oxygen not included, factorio, terraria, et cetera. He's actually had to self ban himself from playing certain games because he missed too many league meetings literally playing for hours without realizing it. It bums him out because they were super fun, but he knows he can't trust himself.

(Other characters under cut)

Hop:

He likes minecraft and other sandbox games. He likes playing co-op with friends, but when he's at home, he doesn't have a great internet connection.

Moon:

Like the little gremlin she is, she likes horror games. She especially likes making Gladion and Hau play horror games with her. Or rather, not telling them it's a horror game until it's too late

A & B:

B is stellar at platformers. A is the best at fighting games of all the grunts. They are both equally trash at racing games.

Kalani (oc):

When he was much younger, he spent a LOT of time playing FPS. By the end of high school, he kind of got bored with them and played more MMO RPGs.

Molayne:

Mo also like MMO RPGs. He also likes games like Elden Ring and Bloodborn. He has, very discreetly, played a variety of dating sims and, no, no one knows about this but him.

Kukui:

The professor plays a lot of battle royale games. He's also very bad about getting sucked into gotcha games.

[ignis-sama]

Some JJBA Headcanons I have

I just wanted to share some HCs about Jojo characters.

CW some nsfw

Prosciutto :

-Used to date Cioccolata.

-Is secretly a sadist.

-Extremely jealous. Try to flirt with Risotto and he'll turn Yukako-like.

-Is into BDSM, and is a dominant bottom.

-Has analgesia and anemia.

Yotsuyu Yagiyama:

-Is intersex. I mean, if some humans are born intersex, it must be the same for Rock Humans, right?

-Uses he/they pronouns.

-Talks with a monotonous voice.

-Has a crush on Jobin.

-Often says creepy things in the middle of a conversation, like "if you had sex with your Stand, would it count as incest or masturbation?" or "I want to marry a Jobin clone"

Video games HCs (or what I think they would play):

-Prosciutto is a big Bloodborne fan. He also loves God of War, Bayonetta and Soulcalibur. Lies of P is the last game he bought.

-Pesci likes calm games like Animal Crossing, but sometimes plays Pokémon too. Why? He can fish in these games, and make friends. He needs friends.

-Formaggio mostly plays fighting games like Tekken and Mortal Kombat. He loves Stray too because there's a cat. Also, let him play Trollface Quest, he misses Trolla Lisa.

-Melone...well, Melone loves eroge (it's totally not because I've watched Euphoria), and games where you must use your head, like Limbo, Little Nightmares and Submachine. He also likes gacha games, mostly Touhou LostWord (not because I play it of course)

-Ghiaccio plays Fortnite just to piss off kids that spend their time on it. Melone made him play Touhou LostWord because he thought he looked like Cirno. Now he's a hardcore Touhou player, having cleared all games on Lunatic.

-Cioccolata absolutely loves horror games. Welcome to the Game? Check. Corpse Party? Check. The Evil Within? Don't underestimate the man who gets off on torture, he played every single horror game on earth.

-Terunosuke likes psychological horror. American McGee's Alice and Alice Madness Returns are his favorite. Well, don't let him play Danganronpa, he will stay in front of his screen until he finishes the game. Same for Your Turn to Die and Zero Escape.

-Yotsuyu loves Little Nightmares and Corpse Party. RPG horror games too. And Fear and Hunger...and The Sims. He loves building in The Sims. Ask him to make you a house or anything and he'll use his architect knowledge to build something incredible.

-Secco forgot how to use a computer, but leave him in front of Happy Room and he'll gladly play it.

-Tamaki Damo calls himself a "GTA professional". Well, to him, he's a pro at every game where you get money. He likes Saints Row too. Yotsuyu made him play No More Heroes and he loved it. If you see him in a Travis Touchdown cosplay, it's because NMH is now his favorite game.

[waheelawhisperer]

I think i might have asked this before but if you could make a video game what kind of game would you want to make? What genre would it be? What would the story be about?

Arknights Dating Sim

Otherwise monster collection RPGs are my first love tbh. I would honestly love to make a Pokemon fangame and designed a region/Pokedex/storyline for fun a while back, but I didn't have the time, skills, or connections to turn it into an actual game.

I think it'd be fun to make a Soulsborne-style action RPG too, something that leans more toward the "Borne" side of things than the "Souls". I really liked how smooth Bloodborne's combat felt and thought that Elden Ring's combat was frankly clunky and slow in comparison due to the absence of a built-in quickstep, especially when combined with bosses that have 400-hit combos and obnoxious-ass input reading, so I'd probably try to replicate that feeling. I think it'd be fun to do some nice gothic horror here, and I think I'd stick with that rather than leaning into the cosmic horror elements Bloodborne did.