#blondes and their gorgeous Asian men

[justawanderer]

This is going to be my WHOLE goddam personality. Please stay tuned for the Hubs and I to cosplay this.

[enkays-den]

Skizz Week 2, Day 6: Pet/Pal

@skizzlemanweek

1k, mentions of dubious use of armadillos in sportsball, Skizz, Tango, Zedaph, Etho

“Skizz! What are you doing around these parts?” Tango jumped down from his balcony, alighting softly beside his friend.

“First off dude, I live like, twenty seconds away. Second, Etho summoned me! And when the king summons, I come a-runnin’!”

“That’s true, he’s a rare sight,” Tango agreed. “I was certain that with Iskall starting his vault expeditions, we wouldn’t be seeing him for another couple weeks.” 

A pink firework exploded a couple hundred feet away, drawing their attention.

“Who’s pink? Stress?” Tango asked.

“No, can’t be, she would have sent me a giant ‘ELLO’ at some point,” Skizz said, squinting.

Another burst of pink, a little closer this time.

“Catch me, fellas!” A man’s voice called.

“Oh that’s Zed for sure,” Tango said, stepping out of the way.

Skizz saw the movement out of the corner of his eye and stepped so he was in front of Tango, his back facing the smaller man. “Where are you going? You’re gonna help me catch him!”

“Me?!” Tango yelped, trying to escape Skizz’s radius. “What am I gonna do, you’re like half a foot taller than me!” Zedaph was closing in, a speeding blond bullet in the air.

“Help me brace!” Skizz’s voice was filled with that seemingly oblivious optimism. He was holding his arms out to Zed’s rapidly approaching form.

“We’re gonna die,” Tango deadpanned, accepting his fate and putting his hands on Skizz’s shoulder, unsure of how to “brace” for this.

Zed crashed into Skizz’s open arms, his weight sending Skizz, Zed, and Tango screaming and tumbling backwards into the (moderately) soft grass. Eventually, the screams turned into laughter as the three men detangled themselves.

“Gon’ feel that in the morning,” Zed groaned, grinning and stretching his back.

“You’re such a buttface,” Tango accused. “Why can’t you just land?”

“Where’s the fun in that?” Zed asked mischievously. 

Skizz gave the Brit a quick hug. “Good to see you, man. Etho message you too?”

“Yeah, wonder what he wants?”

“Same, I thought it was just postal biz, but apparently not,” Tango said, pushing himself to his feet.

“Maybe he just messaged everyone that’s here right now,” Zed suggested.

“Well now I don’t feel special, Zeddle Bop, thanks!” Skizz pouted like a child, earning teasing pokes from his friends.

Skizz ran over to Etho’s gorgeous Asian-style base and knocked on his door frame. “E! Your poss-e is here!”

“Just a sec, Skizz!” Etho’s voice echoed from inside his house.

A few seconds later, Etho jumped from the story above, landing almost silently on the wood flooring. “Hi guys,” he said awkwardly.

“Hey Eefers,” Tango said. “What’s so important you called us goobers over?”

“It’s over in this room over here, follow me.”

The four of them walked to a room in Etho’s basement, and Tango gasped.

In a large caged pen filled with sand (the sand was directly on the floor???) were about two dozen armadillos, either wandering the perimeter of their enclosure or lounging on a flat piece of sandstone.

“Oh. My. Gosh! There’s so many!” Tango squeaked. 

“Can I pick one up?” Zed asked eagerly.

“Sure, just be gentle when you approach them, otherwise they’ll roll into a ball.”

“Where did you get so many of these guys?” Skizz asked as Tango and Zed approached the pen. 

“Ren wanted me to get a whole bunch for his soccer game,” Etho said.

“Is he really going to kick these little guys around?” Skizz asked, concerned.

“Not technically kicking,” Etho defended. “It’s wind charges only, they just roll, and they don’t get hit. Cub already did lots of testing, and they seem fine as long as they aren’t constantly rolling for more than like, five minutes. I’m looking to breed a lot more of these guys and maybe do some revamps of the rules to make rounds shorter.”

“PETA’s gonna roll in and bust this whole operation open,” Skizz joked.

Etho chuckled. “Maybe, but I’m not the one who made the game, that’s all Ren.”

“Classic Etho, always placing the blame on someone else,” Tango quipped, holding a baby armadillo the size of a grapefruit in his hands. “These guys are sooooo cute!”

“Okay, now I wanna grab one of these goobers,” Skizz said. “Move over!”

He eyed a particularly large armadillo on the sandstone slab and scooped it up. Its armor was almost like a hard basketball. The armadillo blinked its tiny black eyes at him and let out a little squawk.”

“Uh oh,” Etho said, grabbing the animal from Skizz’s hands. “Be right back!” He ran out of the room, leaving behind three very confused hermits.

“I… didn’t even know they could make noises, let alone sound like a doggy toy,” Skizz said, laughing.

“Truly nature’s most majestic of creatures,” Zed said wisely, feeding an armadillo a little piece of apple from a bowl Etho had on the floor.

“They’re apparently also ticking time bombs,” Tango noted, turning over the armadillo in his hands to examine the furry belly. “Maybe they’re vicious.”

“This little lad for sure is destroying this apple slice,” Zed said seriously.

Etho returned, panting a little. “Sorry about that,” he said. “Sometimes when one of them starts screaming, it sets the whole group off.”

“Jeez, one heck of an alarm system,” Skizz said.

“Doc can use it the next time someone messes with his redstone,” Tango deadpanned.

“Did the person who did that ever come forward?” Etho asked, scratching under his mask.

“They apologized, anonymously,” Zed said.

“If it even was just one person,” Tango countered.

“My diamonds are still on Cub,” Zed said, shrugging. By this point, he’d fully climbed into the pen and had three armadillos on his lap looking for fruit.

“Those things are glued to you, man,” Skizz said

Tango gasped, turning to his friend. “Zed, Aerial Armadillo Service!”

Skizz burst out into giggles

Etho laughed. “Oh no,” he said between breaths.

“Etho, Skizz, you wanna help dangle these dudes?” Zed asked.

The two of them exchanged a silent look. Etho’s eyes crinkled with barely held back mirth. Skizz grinned.

“You know it, Bop.” 

[enobariasdistrict2]

so of course i love that tlc is going to be in animation and that's such a good format of art for a movie but!! sometimes actors/characters just give give the Vibes of being tlc characters so i will compile my dream fancast for a live action tlc movie below:

cinder: janel parrish (i really liked her as the oldest sister on tatbilb, and anna cathcart could just as easily be peony <333 and lana condor as pearl so the three of them could play sisters again)

scarlet: nicola coughlan (i used to fancast just like redhead actresses regardless of size when i was in 7th grade but i didn't realize scarlet was canonically chubby until later on; also nicola is so wonderful and i haven't seen bridgerton but she's probably talented!!)

cress: sydney sweeney (it might seem an odd choice and she usually just does popular cool teenage girls but based on her performance in madame web i think she could do a shy anxious girl as well maybe?? her line delivery does feel a little flat but she has potential!! elle fanning might be a better choice but i would love to see sweeney more on my screen as one of my fave characters so that's why i picked her, and her and glenn powell were so fun on anyone but you so they'd make a good cresswell)

winter: masali baduza (i saw her from bridgerton gifsets and she's so gorgeous literally a perfect person for most beautiful on Luna!! and i do think based on JUST how i saw her in gifsets she can act really well bc michaela was so fun)

iko: keke palmer (i don't have much experience with this actress but she's talented and i saw her a little on true jackson :D)

emilie: elle fanning (such a nice blonde lady with talent that's all i have to say haha)

for levana i just have angelina jolie because she's a classic at playing villains like in maleficent, but i do know that cinder is asian so it makes more sense to cast people directly related to her as woc as well. for winter's mom i was thinking priyanka chopra!

i ignored the men lol like it's okay they dont matter!

[milkbreadtoast]

I WATCHED NIMONA!!! As someone who read the original nimona webcomic when it was updating (roughly a decade ago??) and was rly impacted by it, I was so excited to watch the film and... they did a really good job!!! it was so beautiful i cried omg... it's def worth a watch!! (long ramble under the cut BWAHA spoiler warning)

...and it was rly completely diff from the original comic but im not complaining?? like its a v loose movie adaptation and the plot/setup was v diff but still v well done... like the comic and movie r both good in their own right... & i laughed and cried a lot... i was surprised at the extent of some of the changes but the emotional parts hit hard(my eyes r swollen from crying) and it was written v well... and visually it's just gorgeous... my jaw kept dropping at the beautiful lighting, and they brought the futuristic medieval setting to life so well i could cry😭

it's funny bc one of the main things i was afraid of was them changing nimona's backstory from the comic, bc even after a decade that's one of the things that stuck w me the most... i love nimona as a chara sm... I was so worried abt them changing it and... they ended up changing it completely... but it was actually really good?! like i cried so hard, it was well done... so I'm glad I didn't have to worry after all jdjfjd🥺 like they Did change it but both ver r good in their own right...

I understand that they had to rewrite the plot completely to fit within the time length of a single movie while still being a contained story, as is always the case w movie adaptations of books, graphic novels, etc which r much longer... Series have a chance to follow the source more closely but that just isnt the case w movies... and as far as movie adaptations go they did an amazing job!! I can rly appreciate both the comic and the movie as their own thing... and I rly liked some parts that were added to the movie, like ballister(blackheart)'s backstory in the beginning, and the addition of gloreth (and her relationship w nimona) was surprisingly compelling... And I really really love that they made Ballister and Goldenloin canon POC 😭😭😭 like that made me so happy!!!❤️‍🔥 When i first saw the casting of riz ahmed and eugene lee i was sooo happy, i was like YAYY IDC IF THEY LOOK WHITE IM GONNA HC THEM AS POC🥰 but the fact that i dont even have to hc bc its canon now... 🥹 SOUTH ASIAN/EAST ASIAN KINGS🛐... and they also didn't hold back with showing them openly as a gay couple... Even tho their dynamic changed a lot from the comic I rly appreciate that...

And there were things that I did miss from the webcomic, like the original setup with goldenloin and blackheart as staged nemesis, them being exes (and some time having passed since their graduation, so they're older, unlike in the movie when it just happened), etc. but the whole setup and plot and everything I completely understand why they had to change it to make it work/fit as a movie, so I get it... so not complaining there tbh bc they did what they had to do... But tbh... TBH... my one(1) complaint(/lh) w the movie... IS I REALLY MISS GOLDENLOIN'S BEAUTIFUL LONG HAIR😭😭😭💔 He would've looked so pretty with long golden locks in the movie artstyle, esp w the gorgeous lighting... glowing gold and flowing in the wind... And I think it would've fit perfectly well with the movie ver of his chara/lore too?? like the new lore of him being a descendant of Gloreth... I could imagine him growing out his hair and bleaching it blonde to fit the image/pressure of being a descendant of gloreth, and to look more flashy and heroic to the public (They did tone down his vanity a lot but im sure he still retains some of it... like he still has that pretty popular celebrity image)... And him having long hair doesnt contradict with him being asian too or the modern setting... modern asian men can and do have pretty long hair😭 Like he couldve still been Asian, just w long blonde hair... It doesn't contradict w his new personality either... And I wish they kept the golden color bc the white/silver makes him look less like a "goldenloin"... (i also love black/gold color combos personally lol)... And i just aldjskd can u imagine movie Ballister stroking Ambrosious's long hair affectionately... pls🥲 WE COULD'VE HAD IT ALL... canon asian madeleine cookie qkjdksdj... I also do miss his original stupid vain arrogant himbo personality from the comic, but I understand why they changed it (for one, charas like that might start out obnoxious but then slowly develop and gain depth over the course of the story, but in a movie's short length, there's less time to slowly grow on ppl so it'd be easier to make them more likeable from the start... so like i get it.) but I think it would've been perfect if they just kept his long hair even w his new personality😭😭 LIKE IT WOULDVE BEEN 100000% PERFECT THEN!!! So that's literally my one lighthearted complaint/dissatisfaction w the movie LMFAO... I'd be happy if ppl draw fanart of movie ambrosious w long hair... TTwTT i miss it sm DKDJZ /end rant OVERALL I HAD A GOOD time ^^ LMFAO

[shop-korea]

Phil Harris, Bruce Reitherman - The Bare Necessities (From "The Jungle B...

'THE - JUNGLE - BOOK' - DISNEY -

LAS VEGAS - NEVADA - NV - YES -

A - DESERT - GWEN PALTROW IN -

'VIEW - FROM - THE - TOP' - CHRISTINA -

APPLEGATE - HAS - A - POINT - HOW US -

DID - GWEN - WENT - FR - CLEVELAND -

FRESNO - 2 - PARIS - FRANCE - AND XO -

WHY - COULDN'T - THEY - HAVE - DRINK -

ALLOWANCE - BOTTLES - WHY ALWAYS -

SERVING - ALCOHOL - AND - THEY HAVE -

2 - BUY - THEM - EXPENSIVE - IT - WAS -

TERRIBLE - THAT - FIGHT - BUT - SHE -

DIDN'T KNOW - IF - GWEN PALTROW -

ALSO - RECEIVED - MARTIAL - ARTS -

TRAINING - SO - WITH - THEFT - FELONY -

SHE - GOES - BACK - 2 - SLEEZY - WHERE -

THEY - ALL - WERE - SHOWING - BREASTS -

2 B - THEIR - FLIGHT - ATTENDANTS WHAT -

SHE - USED - 2 - LOOK - LIKE - BUT - BY -

SUBSTITUTING - GWEN's - TEST - 4 HER -

HER - BEAUTIFUL - UNIFORM - HOW XO -

GORGEOUS - SHE - IS - AND - DOING -

VERY - WELL - WHAT - ABOUT - HER -

4 - THAT - TRAINING - WAS - TERRIBLE -

WHEN - ALL - THEY'RE - DOING - IS YES -

SERVING - NON-TOADS - FOOD - DRINK -

WAITERS - AND - WAITRESS - IN - THEY -

CAN'T - ESCAPE - ANY - TIME - THEY XO -

WANT - THEY - DON'T - GET - 2 - MANY -

DISCOUNTS - IN - HOTELS - TRANSPORTATION -

ALSO - FLIGHT - ATTENDANTS - ARE - THIN FOR -

THEY - DON'T - GET - MUCH - I'M - DOING - THE -

TOPLESS - SINGER - AND - VEILED - BELLY -

DANCER - 4 - THE - ROTTEN - THINGS - YES -

I - WENT - THRU - WORKING - IN - USA - AS -

THEY - WANTED - ME - 2 - MAKE - COFFEE -

VACCUM - THEIR - FLOORS - A - BLOND -

FEMALE - HIRED - ME - 2 - RAPE ME AT -

9A - AND - LIE - ABOUT - IT - I - WAS -

FLAT - BREASTED - AT - AGE 18 AND -

AGE 35 - I - WAS - SIZE VERY SMALL -

BECAUSE - I - WASN'T - HEALTHY - 4 -

BILLS - 2 - PAY - MY - PHILIPPINE - ADOPTED -

MOM - NEVER - PAID - MY - RENT - OR HOUSE -

MORTGAGE - ON - PURPOSE - SEVERAL - YES -

REPOSSESSIONS - 2 - ALWAYS - PAY - FOR -

STARTING - DEPOSITS - 2 - DRAIN - MY YES -

MONEY - RESERVED - ALL - THE - TIME - SO -

FINALLY - I'M - WORKING - 2 - EARN - I'M -

DOING - TOPLESS - BECAUSE - IT's ALSO -

PUNISHMENT - 4 - WOMEN - IN - THE USA -

ONLY TIME - THEY - ARE - PAYING - $2,500 -

FOR - SINGING - AND - VEILED - BELLY YES -

DANCING - BECAUSE - AS - MEN - THEY -

CAN'T - SING - OR - BELLY - DANCE YES -

EITHER - THEY'RE - PAYING - $2,500 FOR -

TOPLESS - NUDITY - BECAUSE - WHY ARE -

WOMEN - WEARING - BRAS - WELL - 2 XO -

KEEP - BREASTS - FR - PERMANENT -

SAGGING - SURGICAL - SCISSORS - 2 -

CUT - THEM - 2 - START - AGAIN AS - I -

FEEL SORRY - 4 - SURGEONS - 4 ANY -

THING - I'M - GOING - 2 B - TOPLESS -

SINGER - AND - VEILED - BELLY DANCE -

BECAUSE - U - GET - JOB - RIGHT AWAY -

THERE - AND - THEN - AS - THEY - CAN -

IMAGINE BREAST - SIZE - U - AUDITION -

WITH - CLOTHES - ON - SINGING - AND -

DANCING - BELLY - DANCE - 4 - KOREA -

ASIAN-MART - DIDN'T - CALL - OR - YES -

COMMUNICATE - KAI - SUSHI - IN - GAY -

MARY BRICKELL - VILLAGE - NO - YES -

RESPONSE - STILL - HIRING - AS - WE -

SAW - LOTS - OF - MEN - AND - BLOND -

WITH - HUGE - BREASTS - BRUNETTE -

WITH - HUGE - BREASTS - THEY WERE -

TURNED - OFF - MY - AWARDS -

KENDO - CHAMPIONSHIPS AS -

CHILD - AS - WE - USED - REAL - SWORDS -

I - WON - $250 MILLION - EACH - TIME SO -

THERE - BACK - 2 - TOKYO - 2 - MORE YES -

SPORTS - COMPETITIONS - BECAUSE -

BASIC - TOKYO - MALES - FEMALES R -

LAZY - SO - SPORTS - HUGE - $$$$$$$ -

WILL - GET - THEM - OUT - OF - APTS & -

HOUSES - SO - MY - MONEY - BACK - 2 -

COMPETITIONS - WORLD PRO - AGAIN -

2 - PERSONAL - TRAINERS - 2 GO BACK -

2 - TOKYO - ACUPUNCTURE - SO - I CAN -

HANDLE - SNOW - PRETTY - WORKS YES -

SKIING - SOMERSAULT - THEY - WANT 3 -

I - CAN - DO - 10 - PRACTICING - AT - THE -

FRENCH - ALPS - WINNER - $2.5 MILLION -

DAY - TRADER - FITS - US - WELL - I'M -

WRITING - ROMANCE - SHORT - YES -

STORIES - MY - LIFE - IN - USA - AND -

PHILIPPINES

DEMOCRATS - PUBLISHING

DEMOCRATS - PRINTING

PEN - NAMES - 2 - TELL - MY - STORY -

HOW - I - WAS - RAPED - KIDNAPPED -

RAPED - TIED - UP - TWICE - IN - THE -

SAN FERNANDO - VALLEY - CA

OVER - 25 MALES - MANY - DID - ME -

SAME - TIME - OVER - 8 MONTHS 2 X -

AND - HONORABLE - CYNTHIA - PRUNE BAG

LEE COUNTY - COURTHOUSE - WAS - GOING

2 - HAVE - ME - HANDCUFFED - PUT IN JAIL

LIVE - WEE WEE - MONETORY - FINE - FOR

GOING - 2 - ANY - GUN - RANGE - SHE SAID

PHILIPPINES - NOT - PEOPLE - AMENDMENT 2

NOT - YOURS - LUHAN - 'THE - WITNESS' - FOR

COLLEGE - FEMALE - STUDENTS - MUST CALL

OR - U - WILL - B - SHOT - BY - US POLICE - YOU

WILL - B - HANDCUFFED - 4 - NOT - CALLING US

POLICE - BLOOD - OF - THOSE - GIRLS - AT FILM

'THE - WITNESS'

CHINA - GIVES - FREE - TAXI - 2 - THE - BLIND BUT

WHO - SELECTS - THEM - HONORABLE - CYNTHIA

SAID - BLIND - WILL - B - HANDCUFFED - THEY - 2

MUST - CALL - POLICE - THEIR - EQUIPMENT - IS -

BLIND - COMPLIANT - THEY - WILL - B ARRESTED -

AS - DEMOCRATS - WE'RE - CLOSING - ALL - USA -

COURTHOUSES - $50 BILLION - AVAILABLE - FOR -

FOOD - STAMPS

LOTS - OF - PARKS - WILL - B - FINALLY - CLOSED

ALWAYS - NO - CAMPING - NO - CAMPERS

DEMOCRATS - TRAVEL

WE'RE - BRINGING - ALL - OF - U - 2 - THE

WORLD - OF - SMALL - COUNTRIES - THE

MOST - BEAUTIFUL - PLACES ON - EARTH

LEAVE - USA - AND - THEIR - TYRANNICAL

SERVANTS - OF - THE - STATES - ARMED 2

KILL - HANDCUFF - ALL - JESUS - IS - LORD

NO - MORE - BABIES - 2 B - BORN - FROM

DEMOCRATS

TIME - 2 - ADOPT - ADOPT - ADOPT -

CHINESE - LOVE - COMPATIBILITY - TEST 2

SEE - CHEMISTRY - TIME - 2 - ADOPT - APP

LEAVING - OPPRESSIVE - TYRANNICAL -

NATIONS - BIBLE - SAID - '2 B - LEADERS -

NOT - FOLLOWERS - OF - NATIONS' - FOR -

LOTS - OF - MONEY - FROM - TAXES - AS -

'THE - LOVE - OF - MONEY - THE - ROOT -

OF - ALL - EVIL' - LARGE - POPULATIONS -

NATIONS - THE - MOST - EVIL - HUMANS -

ON - EARTH - LEAVING - USA - OFTEN -

FOLKS - 4 - BETTER - PASTURES - YES -

WORLD - HUMANE - RIGHT - 2 - WORK -

RIGHT - 2 - LEAVE - WORK - WHEN YOU -

KNOW - WHAT - IT - INVOLVES' - USA -

THE - RIGHT - 2 - WORK - 4 - GOD YES -

CREATED - US - NAKED - WHEN - WE -

ARE - BORN - WE - COME - OUT - YES -

NAKED - HOW - EMBARRASSING - SO -

I - WANT - 2 B - TOPLESS - COCKTAIL -

WAITRESS - $1,000 - 30 MIN - TAX PD -

ADD - $2,500 - 30 MIN - 4 - SINGING & -

GROUND - LEVEL - VEILED - BELLY -

DANCER - WHY - LAS VEGAS - DESERT -

NEVADA - COMMUNITY - PROPERTY -

STATE - BANGING - OF - DOORS - AT -

APTS - THEY - USE - WOOD - SO ALL -

KNOW - HOW - LONG - YOU'RE - SHOWERING -

LANDLORD - MANAGER - ALWAYS - BANGING -

ON - DOOR - WHILE - YOU'RE - SHOWERING 2 -

AS - ASIAN - EUROPEAN - MY - ADOPTED - PH -

PHILIPPINE - DAD - HE - FOUND - OUT - AGE 18 -

CAN - MARRY - INDEPENDENTLY - CAN - VOTE -

REGISTER - AS MEN - 2 - MARINES - AIR FORCE -

NAVY - THEY - CAN'T - STOP - ALL - THAT - SO -

SAMUEL RAMIREZ BAUTISTA JR - REALLY BOTE -

NAME - CHANGE - BORN - QUEZON CITY MANILA -

HIDING - IN - CALAPAN - OR MINDORO - IN - HIS -

SISTER - IN - LAW's - SMALL - HOUSE - MORE ITS -

LIKE - HER - APT - BUILDING - WHO - USED - SML -

RIFFLE - 2 - KILL - YOUNGEST - BRO - 4 - HIS GAS -

STATION - CHANGING - OWNERSHIP - PAPER - HE -

GAVE - IT - 2 - HER - 2 - KILL - 2 - GET - CASH THE -

ONLY - GAS - STATION - THERE - MOBIL - GAS -

DIVINAGRACIA GUTIERREZ AGUILAR INFANTADO

DIVORCED - HUGE - BREASTS - HEROINE - ALSO

CHRISTIAN - EVANGELICAL - CHURCH

AKA - GRACE INFANTADO

MAYBE - 2 - MARRYING - ALL - THE WAY

HE - KARATE - KICKED - MY - DOOR - AT -

CANOGA PARK - CALIFORNIA

1 KICK - SAW - ME - NAKED - TRIED - 2 XO -

RAPE - ME - HIS - WIFE - WENT - 2 EUROPE -

BY - HERSELF - WAS - PLANNING - ON - YES -

KNOCKING - ME - UP - NO - ONE - BELIEVED -

ME - ROOSEVELT ISLAND - PENTHOUSE - SO -

WATCHED - LOTS - OF - BROADWAY - SHOWS -

JULIE ANDREWS - 'VICTOR - VICTORIA' - JUST -

WATCHED - LOTS - OF - SHOWS

2 - OF - THOSE - WEIRDOS - TRIED - 2 - RAPE -

ME - MANY - YEARS - 20 YEARS - TORTURE -

THEN - HONORABLE - CYNTHIA - I'M GOING -

2 B - ARRESTED - 4 - GOING - NEAR - GUN RANGE -

BECAUSE - TOLD - ASST - MANAGER - BY - VOICE -

MAIL - GOING - 2 - KILL - MYSELF - LATER - ON -

SO - LAWYER - DESCENDANT - OF - RICHARD E -

LEE - GENERAL - SLAVE - OWNER - SO - WERE -

HIS - FAMILIES - TOLD - ME - ONE - LOOK - AT -

MY - FACE - SIGN - 1 YEARS - U - WILL - BE -

ARRESTED - COME - NEAR - GUN - RANGE -

TOLD - HIM -

MY - ANCESTORS -

SIR PATRICK HENRY

QUEEN - MARY - OF - SCOTTS - SCOTLAND

BLOOD - WORKS

QUEST - DIAGNOSTICS - (+$200)

1ST - BORN - ONLY - CHILD - NORMAL - ( N )

( R ) - ROYALTY - AND - RARE - BLOOD

THEY - SAID - NOT - ACCEPTED - YOU'RE -

MENTALLY - ILL - U - AND - IMELDA MARCOS -

SHE - WAS - NEVER - STABBED - TWICE - BY -

A - RUSTED - KNIFE - SHE - AND - MARCOS -

THEY - STOLE - TAX - MONEY - FR - PEOPLE -

OF - PHILIPPINES - 2 - BUY - HER - OVER 300 -

SHOES - 'THIEVES - THIEVES - THIEVES' - ME -

SAID - THIS - CASE - DELAYED - ALL - HERE -

HAVE - SAME - TIME - I - SAID - 2ND AMEND -

RIGHT - 2 - KEEP - AND - BEAR - ARMS - AND -

GRIEVING - JONGHYUN - SULLI - AND - GOO -

TURNED - ROUND - AND - GAVE - HIM - ONE -

GOOD - FLYING - KICK - I - SAID - NEEDED - 2 -

SEE - BLOOD - FR - HIS - MOUTH - GAVE HIM -

COINS - MARTIAL - ARTS - JAPAN - 'RANMA' -

B 4 - THAT - SO - FEELING - GOOD - THEN - I -

WAS - EVICTED - FR - SECTION 8 - HUD -

AFTER - 8 YRS - WHEN - PROPERTY YES -

MANAGERS - CAN'T EVICT - IN FLORIDA -

4 - ANY - REASON - EVICTED - ANYWAY -

AS - I - TOOK - FLIX BUS - 3 TIMES - FOR -

UBER - LYFT - DIDN'T - SHOW - UP - BUT -

UBER - MALE - FEMALE - CHARGED $$ -

FOR - NOT - SHOWING - UP - FORT MYERS -

FINALLY - WHO - I - USED - 4 - YEARS - YES -

SHOWED - UP - AND - WAS - GOING - 2 HAI -

DUMP - ME - ANYWHERE - IN - CAMPUS - & -

I - SAID - I'M - GOING - 2 - BLEED - U - IF - U -

DON'T - START - MOVING - I - CAN - DRIVE -

AND - I'M - GOING - 2 - STAB - U - MANY -

TIMES - YOU'RE - DEAD - KEEP - ON YES -

DRIVING - AND - FOUND - THE - EXACT -

PARKING - SPACE - GAVE - HIM - $1.00 -

U - NEED - IT - RIGHT - REALLY - BAD -

WHY - U - HAVE - MARTIN - AS BLVD -

NOW - HUSBAND - WIFE - KROAKED -

MAYBE - BEING - SOUTHERN - BAPTIST -

TODAY - IS - JUST - FRIED - CHICKEN XO -

MOTHER - 'F' - YOUR - BLK IS JUST - TAN -

AND - LEFT - ASKED - GORGEOUS MALE -

NEXT - IS - 'FLIX BUS - REAL' - OR - WAS -

JUST - ROBBED - 3 TIMES - WHERE - DO -

THEY PARK - 2 - RECEIVE - PASSENGERS -

MOST - BEAUTIFUL - MALES - 4 - SPRING -

BREAK - BUT - DUMPED - IN - ANOTHER -

CITY - FORT LAUDERDALE - INT AIRPORT -

SO - LEFT - TOOK - BUSES - ARRIVED - IN -

MIAMI - 0200 - 2A - GOT - REFUND - FOR -

3 - FLIX BUSES - ORDERED - 4 - THEY -

DIDN'T - CARE - I - ARRIVED - 4 - WHO -

ARE - THEIR - OWNERS - WEST - GERMANS -

CHRISTIAN - FRIENDS - OF - ADOLF HITLER -

THEIR - DESCENDANTS - CHRISTIANS NOW -

WELL - WE - WERE - THE - TEENS - WHO -

HITLER - TALKED - ABOUT - NAZI REGIME -

GERMANY - FROM - EAST - BERLIN - GR 2 -

TODAY - I WANT - 2 B - TOPLESS - COCKTAIL -

WAITRESS - LIKE - SHELLY LONG - 'CHEERS' -

ACUPUNCTURE - 2 - SHARPEN - MY - MIND -

I - WANT - 2 B - VEILED - BELLY - DANCER & -

TOPLESS - ALL - THE - SHOWERS - THEY -

INTERRUPTED - I - SHAVED - MY - NAILS -

WHY - I - HAD - 2 - GET - ACRYLIC NAILS 2 -

I - WANT - 2 B - TOPLESS - SINGER - FOR -

AMERICANS - JAPANESE - AMERICANS -

TOLD - ME - I - CAN'T - SING - SO - AS - A -

TOPLESS - GIRL - MAYBE - I - CAN - SING -

ASIAN - EUROPEAN - THE - OTHER WHITE -

IS - A - FULL - NUDIST - THE - WATER - YES -

SAVED - OVER - $50 - PER - MONTH - I SAT -

ON - TOWELS - THE - ASIAN - ME - LOVES -

CLOTHES - THE - EUROPEAN - ME - VERY -

POOR - LESS - CLOTHES - MORE - MONEY -

4 - FOOD - HOW - FAST - WILL - I - GET - A -

JOB - AS - TOPLESS - COCKTAIL - LAS -

VEGAS - WAITRESS - TOPLESS SMALL -

STAGE - SINGER - 'THE - VOICE' - AS A -

TOPLESS - VEILED - BELLY - DANCER -

HOW - FAST - CAN - I - GET - THE JOB -

AFTER - AUDITION - ANTHONY AFTER -

FACE - 2 - FACE - INTERVIEW - GMAIL -

7 OR 8 PEOPLE - A - LOT - THEN - NOT -

HEARING - BY - EMAIL - SO - WROTE -

LETTER - CONCENTRATING - ON MY -

DAY TRADE - INSTEAD - OF - $11 - EA -

HOUR - $500 BILLION - 30 MIN - WE -

SELL - EST - $25 MILLION - DAILY - 4 -

CASH - ACCOUNT - $500 BILLION SO -

DAILY - EVERY - 30 MIN - $25 MILLION -

AMAZON - FRACTIONAL - SHARES

DAY - TRADER - B 4 - 10A - EA DAY

I - LOVE - WORK

DR JERRY SAVELLE

2023 - 'YEAR - OF - THE - MAXIMUM -

HIGHEST - LEVEL - ATTAINABLE' - 4 -

WILL - I - FINALLY - GET - THE - JOB -

AFTER - AUDITIONING - MY SINGING -

AND - VEILED - BELLY - DANCE - YES -

PERFORMANCE - 2 - ENJOY - CHINA -

LOBSTERS - FR - WOLF GANG PUCK -

CAFE - AND - GIADA DE LAURENTIS -

CAFE - PLUS - ALL - THE - CHEFS -

SCHOOLS - 2 - CHOOSE - FROM I -

AM - FINALLY - EXCITED - AND - LEGAL -

PROSTITUTION - WHO - CAN'T - B - YES -

ARRESTED - HANDCUFFS - BRUTALITY -

TYRANTS - UNITED STATES - NO MORE -

BABIES - 2 B - BORN - DEMOCRATS FOR -

ECCLECIASTES - 'A - TIME - 4 - PEACE A -

TIME - 4 - WAR - A - TIME - 2 BE - HEARD' -

4 - PRESIDENTS - ASSASSINATED AND 4 -

PRESIDENTS - DIED - IN - OFFICE - TIME -

2 - 'JOIN' - THE - INDEPENDENT -

DEMOCRATIC PARTY 50 STATES