#blind werewolf demon/blind aura

[noa-de-cajou]

Day 23 : A mystery / Being old together / Take a drink / judgement

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“... So.”

“... Yep.”

“Here we are.”

“We sure are here.”

“It wasn’t easy, to try and find some time to talk face-to-face. You’re always surrounded by other people.”

I smile and pick up the piping hot cup of tea on the table.

“So it's gonna be my fault?”

“I'm merely stating facts, Ether, that's all.”

Ha! Reminds me of someone I knew.

“So. You're married to an empress now. An a half angel, half demon queen. And a werewolf. That’s certainly something.”

“Sure is! I got really lucky. But what about you, miss Director? How’d you even manage all of this?”

“I got some help. From Dal and Demetria, mainly.”

“Demetria… Like Demetria Camarra-Pharos? Oh shit, talk about a trip down memory lane. I was getting weird ass vibes from her back when we were classmates.”

“And you were right. When she learned she was going to become blind eventually, she decided to just lose her sight as soon as she could and managed to get artificial aura vision somehow.”

“What the hell.”

“I know. But she was an excellent diplomat. And I mean excellent. So I got her help despite the “weird vibes” as you’d call it.”

“Was it, uh, worth it?”

“Honestly, I'm not sure. She never specified how she got the intel she gave me, kept bumping into every furniture despite her cane, I always got complaints from everyone in the School about her behavior, she was loud, wouldn't respect my privacy, asked the most intrusive questions, and I had to clean up after her all the time. To the very end. This idiot died attempting a lichification ritual. She gave us so much trouble with all the blood, it was horrendous.”

Hm. I smile, a little.

“... Is that all?”

Nenia averts her eyes away from mine. We’re both more than a century old but her mannerisms are still the same.

“... Well. Something’s different now.”

“What is?”

“I don’t know, exactly. It’s just, sometimes I hold out my hand expecting her to slap papers into it. Or I catch myself wondering why she’s talking so long to come back from her mission. And it feels… wrong, to not hear her voice shout my name anymore. It's strange. She’s been gone more than forty years and I'm still not used to it. She reminded me of some kind of snake and I got Horus some time after, without thinking about it.”

She looks at the vivarium where her snake is sleeping, curled onto itself.

“Do you miss her?” I ask.

“I… don’t know. Dal does, I think. Sometimes he just looks at her old office door with a lost face. He knows better than me what missing people feels like.”

Yeah. I bet he does.

“It doesn’t really matter now, does it? I could never understand her. Maybe I didn't try hard enough, but I had other things on my mind, and… I don’t know. The ritual was sudden. I don't know what was going through her head, to do such a thing.”

“She liked you, didn’t she?”

“I… suppose, yes.”

“Then maybe she wanted to witness the results of what you were building. Or to spend more time with you.”

Nenia looks thrown off guard. Like, fully. She grips her cup tighter and I can actually see her face twist into a weird expression. A childish anger. Maybe some kind of sadness.

“That's the stupidest reason for a ritual I’ve ever heard.”

“Yeah, to you, maybe. But humans experience it differently.”

My eyes land on my wedding ring. The one on my artificial hand.

“This isn’t my first time marrying a human woman, you know. The first one died at fifty. Before her time.”

“Then why marry another? Even if the Empress lives to the maximum of a human lifespan, she'll probably die before you. You just set yourself up for more pain. Why would you go through this again?”

“Because it's worth it.”

I didn't hesitate. Not even for a second. Nenia stares at me intently, then smiles a little.

“You’ve changed, Lani.”

I wince a little. Haven’t heard that nickname in a while.

“Obviously? So did you. Like, you're taller than me now and your hair has gotten longer…”

“‘No, that's not what I mean. You look… well. If not for the ears and your age, I could swear that I have a human in front of me.”

She says that like it’s something to be sad about.

I understand, somehow.

I’ve lived too many years and too many things to be a human. Yet I tend to forget that I'm an elf, and not, like, three humans stacked upon each other.

“But I'm not human.”

“No. But you understand them.”

She chuckles and takes a sip of her tea.

“I envy you.”

… Is it really something to be envious about?

Maybe it is. Maybe Nenia would have liked to understand Demetria before she died.

But the way she says it… it’s like she doesn't even know how I do it. How to even apprehend me at all. Maybe we’ve been apart for too long.

Maybe we can't understand each other.

…

“This is the worst tea I've ever drank, Nia.”

“Well, you’ll brew it yourself next time, Lani, I have priorities.”

“Like what, ruling a country?”

“You're the worst consort I've ever met. Worse than my tea.”

“My wife does most of the ruling for a reason!"

Eh. I guess we’re okay like this.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

*Kai sneaks up on Rex chuckling, feeling a little tricky today as once he then got close enough, he grabs Rex's tail squeezing it playfully*

Rex was sitting down while he wags his tail behind him. He wonders where his Kai was or maybe he was still training. Though, he didn't mind it. As he was about to relax, he felt something grab his tail to squeeze it. "????" He blinks to look back seeing his playful husband to have the tip of the tail tickling Kai's ear.

"Well, well, well, I have company.." he chuckled.

[onion-souls]

Alright, Unearthed Arcana: New Subclasses for 2020.

That’s all the intro you’re getting.

The first entry is a Barbarian Path of the Beast. And right off the bat, we're getting thematic overlaps with both the Totem (outright listing that you have an indwelling bestial spirit) and the Sorcerer (someone in your family fucked a werewolf).

You know I had to do it to 'em

Its third level ability causes a transformation while raging, which is a very cool theme – you can chose between a Bite attack, Claws, or a Tail, and can switch between options with every rage, which is very nice. The Bite deals 1d8 piercing damage, and you can regain HP equal to your Con modifier if you damage a creature on your turn. It's very nice at third level, when 3-5 HP means a lot, even to a barbarian, but it never scales – it is if you hit on a turn, not per hit. So eventually you're just going to plateau at 4-5 for most of the game, until you hit 20th level, which doesn't count. Still, it can be a decent panic button in second tier play.

The Claws are a pitiful 1d6 slashing damage, but grant you one extra attack. What is interesting here is that you don't use a bonus action; it is inserted into your Attack Action Sequence. Unfortunately, apart from initiating your Rage, Barbarians don't have many Bonus Actions in their core features, and you have to use your claw attack to trigger this. Likewise, as this isn't a finesse weapon, it meshes poorly with the usually fantastic Barbarian/Rogue multiclass. The best solution might be the Ranger fixes from the New Class Features UA, but that is the single best 1 level dip in the game now (Still, bonus action, non-concentration Hunter's Mark is so good on this Barbarian). Still, this is your best source of damage output.

Finally, there is the tail, which is a 1d12 piercing damage weapon with reach. Apparently it's a spiny tail, so we're going for a manicore/scorpion/stegosaurus thing here. The damage is worse than the three attacks from claws, but this is a very nice options when you’re really hurting or need to hit a hovering creature, so Thargomize away!

RAWR

Now, the big issue I'm seeing here is that Barbarians experience a nasty damage fall off after 5th level; that rage damage bonus scaling is pitiful, so many Barbarians pick up Great Weapon Master and/or Polearm master. These options are incompatible with the transformation's weapons. So you’re basically stuck with piss-poor damage.

At 6th level, we get Bestial Soul, and I will never be able to remember that it's “bestial,” not “beastial.” This makes your natural weapons from Form of the Beast count as magical, a needed feature. Also, during any rest, you can chose one exploration option: a swim speed and water breathing OR a climb speed with a spider-climbing ability OR you can make an Athletics check to increase your Jump distance by that check's total. This gets hysterical if you get expertise in it through Rogue or Prodigy, by the way.

Infection Fury comes on at 10th level, and here we get that werewolf theme (though it's apparently a water-breathing, climbing, high jumping werewolf, which I am pretty sure you could build in Werewolf: the Apocalypse). You can curse a target that you hit while raging, and they must pass a Con-scaling Wisdom save or either use its reaction to make a melee attack against another creature it can see (your choice, however) OR suffers 2d12 psychic damage. Quite fun, unfortunately, you can only use Con Mod/long rest, but at least it has no action economy cost. And forcing it to use a reaction can function as a free disengage.

Finally, its 10th level feature is Call of the Hunt, which gives you support abilities. Very nice. Unfortunately, it is very, very composition dependent: you can choose [CON mod] allies within 30' of you to gain the Reckless Attack feature. You (singular) have advantage on saves against Frightened, and 5 HP per effected ally. And you can use this feature 5/long rest.

Here's another picture of Joe Manganiello with his shirt off.

So this feature is very problematic: the Reckless Attack feature is fantastic on a Barbarian. It's great on a melee fighter, rogue, ranger, or the like. It is worthless on any caster ally except maybe a melee cleric, and even then, it only might be marginally worth it; at level 14, even melee casters have better things to do than recklessly attack. If you have a huge. melee-heavy party, it’s great. Otherwise, eh... The Temp HP are nice, but will be eaten through in one round, and Barbarians at 14th level are not afraid of HP loss. Frightened is nice; but Charmed would have been much, much better.

And the Wolf Totem got a better version of this at level 3.

Which is the problem: a lot of this could have been new Totem Barbarian totems: we haven't had an expansion of features since SCAG, and it even fits the Core Feature + Animal-themed exploration + group feature themes of the Totem. I do like the Werewolfy theme of the Curse, which is unique and the most interesting idea here – I like the possibilities of the misdirected frenzied attack. The big thing that sticks out, in terms of design holes, is that it doesn't grant a bonus action to synergize with the Claws.

I just want to see a bit more here, especially if they increase the lycanthropic themes and push away from Totem's domain. Perhaps by integrating some druidic ideas. Which, btw, is a hilarious multiclass, since you can make your long-range tail attacks as something like a duck. Needs a bit more polish, but I like it.

4/5

Next up is the Way of Mercy Monk, which seems like another go at Way of Tranqulity’s healer. However, its flavor has some odd twists – they are wandering physicians with a strong theme of euthanasia. They also usually wear masks, - blank, weeping, skull, butterfly, laughing, or raven- and we’re 2 for 2 on the Bloodborne themes, here.

hoont.

This is also oddly heavy on assumed world lore for a subclass.

At 3rd level, you get proficiency in Insight OR Medicine and herbalism and poisoner's kits. You can also mend wounds as an action, spending 1 ki point to touch a creature to regain a Martial Arts Die + Wisdom Modifier, which is decent healing; big on numbers but mediocre on action economy; what fixes this is that you can replaced an unarmed strike during a Flurry of Blows with this healing touch.

Which is a funny visual, and contrasts heavily with that strong doctor theme earlier; this places it firmly in a more spiritual world of lay-on-hands.

You can also, once per turn, spend 1 ki on a strike to inflict an additional Martial Arts die of necrotic damage. If the target is incapacitated or poisoned, it's THREE dice. Alright, I'm interested. While everything is immune to the Poisoned condition, your Stunning Strike can inflict the Incapacitated condition, and is the best option here.

At 6th level, you become a fart demon. As a bonus action, you spend 1 ki point to create a 5' noxious aura for 1 minute until you're incapacitated or shut off your farts.. This miasma causes disadvantage on incoming ranged attacks, and forces any other creature to succeed on a Constitution save vs. poisoned until the end of your next turn and take poison damage equal to your Wisdom modifier. I'm a bit worried that this isn't that great; not only due to the common immunity, but monks don't want to wade into a tarpit; they're skirmishers. I wish this was a Barbarian rage feature, really.

Also, my brain is swimming trying to make this work with a Spore Druid multiclass on a Grappling Tortle.

At 11th level, Healing Technique lets you end one disease or the Blinded, Deafened, Paralyzed, or Poison conditions when you use your ki healing. Diseases just don't work in 5e, huh. This is OK, especially against Paralyzed.

At 17th, you get Hands of Mercy. You can use an action and 4 ki to force a creature to make a Con save or enter a state of suspended animation [paralyzed, immune to damage, curses, disease, or poisons] for a number of days equal to your monk level or until you chose to end the effect (no action required). The critter is basically dead for the period. And the language is simply touch, as a range and not a touch attack, so there's only one point of failure here. This is really strong, though you can only suspend one creature at a time. Odd themeing here, and it might be too strong, as it is effectively a save or die, as the PCs can still handle the body and the creature can be drowned or suffocated. Someone is definitely going to lose a big bad to a bucket of goblin piss.

VORPAL PILLOW

(Oddly, this is the only place where that euthanasia theme could possibly come up).

It seems like an interesting place for monk design to go, but it seems like it could run into the 4 Elements issue where the gameplay loop absolutely devours your ki.

3/5

Next up is the Paladin Oath of the Watchers, who are boarder patrol officers, like the Horizon Watcher Ranger. They fight extraplanar migrants looking for a new life in the material plane using a web of spies and snitches. Their tenets drive them to be on the look out for the “cunning, powerful, subversive” Other looking to corrupt civilization, inspire loyalty to your comrades, order, and people whose faces look like your face, and seek discipline against the terrors of foreigners.

Their Oath Spells are alarm (in case one of them starts walking around your store), chromatic orb (if they go for their gun), augury (for when they get away), moonbeam (for when they shapeshift), counterspell (against their sorcery), nondetection, aura of (racial) purity, banishment (for deportation), hold monster, and hallow (for the preservation of your sacred blood and soil).

Channel Divinity gives two options, one for turning extraplanar beings and forcing them to dash as their action on a wisdom save; the second allows your people's will to triumph over the predations of the Alien, granting advantage on Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma to your allies for 1 minute. This is powerful, but dangerously similar to the racial abilities of the gnomes, who cannot be trusted.

At 7th level (increasing at 18th level), you emit an aura of alertness, adding your Aura's charisma bonus to Initiative, letting you form faster lynch mobs immune to reason.

At 15th level, Vigilante Rebuke allows you chastise those who would cast spells against you and your wards. When an ally within 30' of you succeeds on a saving through, you can use your reaction to deal 2d8+Charisma mod force damage to the spellcaster, punishing the degenerate intellectuals and entertainers for their wiles.

At 20th level, you can transform into a paragon of racial purity for 1 minute. You have truesight in a 120' radius, advantage on attack rolls against elementals, fey, fiends, and aberrations, and when you hit a creature, you can force them to make a charisma saving throw vs deportation. The undead are not effected, as the Watcher is dedicated to securing a future for wight children.

A mediocre subclass based too heavily around niche gameplay and weird, tone-deaf themes. 14/88.

Finally comes a Warlock patron that the Watcher Paladin would ask to step out of line for additional screening: The Noble Genie.

With this, the warlock class has come full circle, with its roots in the Sha'ir class from Al-Qadim, a 2e Forgotten Realms subsetting made by Midwestern guys whose knowledge of the Middle East came entirely from Sinbad movies. 

It was a different time.

Noble genies are the higher class of Elemental Planar deities, which oddly isn't too heavily reflected in the expanded spell list: fog cloud, sleep, enlarge/reduce, phantasmal force, create food and water, protection from energy, polymorph, phantasmal killer, Bigby's hand, and creation. Frankly, this is pretty bad, especially on a warlock. Fog cloud is redundant with Darkness (with its invocation support), Phantasmal Force is good but doesn't scale at all, Protection from Energy and Create Food and Water are too niche, and phantasmal killer is hot garbage. Polymorph and Bigby's Hand are some of the best spells in the game, however. The theme here makes you more like a genie rather than more capable of dealing with them.

At 1st level, your patron gives you a magical vessel that thematically feels more in line with the Pact Gifts – a tiny object that functions as a spellcasting focus. They give you a nice table of classical djinn-associated objects – oil lamps, urns, rings, bottles, lanterns, and statuettes. You can get it back with a 1-hour ceremony if lost.

The coolest thing here is that you can bind a willing creature within 100 feet of you to the thingy, connecting them to it with that whispy genie tail thingy.

The Thingy.

This tether lasts 1 hour, until repeated, or until someone dies – while connected, you gain a Charisma Mod a bonus to your Perception checks,and you can cast spells through the bound creature's space.

So this sounds kind of cool, but warlocks don't get many interesting touch spells, and rarely have issues with range anyway. It's a complicated feature with few shenanigans in practice. It also does very little with a familiar.

6th level brings a swappable (on long rest) elemental resistance that you share with your tethered creature.

Weirdly this is turning into a thing were you're healslutting a tank but you have no healing abilities. This could be interesting to roleplay with a Genasi Wild Surge Barbarian or magical-flavored fighter. Or maybe a Watcher, if you're fine with less Ge, more Nasi.

Phenomenal cosmic power...Overwatch is dead.

At 10th level, you can use your reaction to teleport-swap with your tethered creature, switching who gets hit with an attack. You also get a feature when you can send a creature to your patron's court, and here is where the Sha'ir mechanics come into play – you actually get to toss enemies into the elemental planes, where a djinni laughs at their dick while they are stunned. They get a Charisma throw, repeating every round. This is basically a weaker banishment cross with the flavor of Hurl Through Hell. It's OK, but the repeated saves are disappointing for a 10th level ability.

Your final ability, at 14th level, is Collector's call, which directly lets you attempt a Persuasion check against your Warlock Spell save DC, which is incredibly stupid, as you are either forced to gain Expertise in Persuasion through Bard/Rogue/Prodigy or advantage or this is a flat coin toss.

On a heads, you chose a creature within 60' to regain 8d6 hp and remove one condition (stunned and petrified sadly aren't here, but hey, HEAL SLUTTING IS GOOOO) OR cause disadvantage on saving throws and attacks on one creature for 1 round OR cast legend lore without components.You only get to try this once peer long rest unless you sacrifice 500 gp over 1 minute, which is a weird mechanic; the power of this scales very heavily on the rewards handed out by the DM.

Wow, that sucks, multiclass into something better than warlock. Overall, this is just bad. I like the idea of tethering, but warlocks don't have the spell-lists or support abilities to play this kind of role or exploit its abilities in a meaningful way.

This wants to multiclass with the Lore or Glamour Bard or the Paladin access to Aura Spells (letting your barbarian be the center of an aura of vitality sounds awesome). That is where you get your cool “placement” swap gameplay.

I really want a functioning sha’ir, but this isn’t it.

2/5

[smallgayblanket]

Fresh Muse List

In case you guys were curious about my characters I have a big old list:

Egos:

Anti   (Usually the softer kind, has green emerald glowings eyes which turn staticy blue when hes vulnerable/being open/himself. He can be an asshole though and does in deed take out bad guys with his knife.)

Jameson Jackson  (Mute but does actually still have a voice- his vocals are in ruins and he's kinda dealing with poor eating making him dangerously skinny. He works as a bartender and has silver tipped brown hair that's a little bit longer than the others.)

Crank  (Robot Ethan ego. He’s an utter mess- eyes sometimes fizzle out, joints stiff, has emotional issues. He also has a corrupted voice in his head that is real nasty when he pops up and sometimes takes over their shared frame.)

Blank  (Fricking soft boy, his aura is hard to control and sometimes controls him. He has a rare heart issues which makes him prone to fainting and collpasing without much warning.  Still, he tries.) 

Jackieboyman   (Super hero boy! Super buff, caring, kind, and tol.  Lilac/Gold eyes. Little odd strip of red in his brown hair. The best voice.  Works as a gas station worker to hide his identity (he looks great in the blue button up and glasses.) He.’s ftm trans. Sometimes I HC him as a phionex other times he has pretty golden whips of light.)

King of the Squirrels   (Otherwise known as Simon. He’s a hybrid, Tail, ears. Omega. Very sweet, little skittsh and frzzled. Wears glasses and cozy sweaters- likes making nests and being out in nature. Loves PB but is actually allergic..doesn’t keep him from eating it though.)

Henrick Von Schneeplestien  (Grumpy german doctor who lives off of coffee. He is willing to assist those in need and really needs to sleep.)

Chase Brody  (He’s got his youtube channel and a bunch of positive vibes! He’s strugglign sometimes with depression but its not always so bad. Sometimes he had real bad migrains though, and he also suffers from chornic fatigue making his days shorter or hard to get teverything done.)

Wilford Warfstache  (We know him, lover of bubbles and pink. Talks funny, loves candy. Chubby man.) 

Yandere  (Nonbinary somewaht MTF.  They’re a real cutie, will punch dickheads without a sweat and really just want someone to be their senpai and let them fall for them head over heels without running away..) 

Were-Eth  (Ethan got bit by a werewolf and now deals with that. Basically an Ethan muse with a small twist. He’s absoultely adorable with the tail and ears and sharp teef.)

Mark  (Abused and kidnapped by Author My Mark is a little bit softer then the guy he’s based on. He’s a little bit shorter and alot more anxious and unsure of himself thanks to Author breaking him down. He’s vcovered in lots of scars spescfially his wrist’s and does not like water much. )

Bing.  (Tries his hardest to be good, bit glitchy but he’s chill. He tries to skate, and jokes wen nervous. He’s pretty sweet though.) 

Edward Iplier  (Absoulte adorable dork, He tries to help everyone and anyone no matter what- I’ve kinda fallen in love with the idea of him only having one arm but that’s only one of many ideas. He loves space, he’s chubby and also loves food. He’s got a prety neat aura ablity too.) 

Robbie.  (Soft grape zombie boy. He’s sweet and innocent as ever. He’s easily th e shyest of the bunch and doesn’t always talk to much. He loves getting affection though and is always eager to please.) 

And meet my OCS! Some of them are old- and alot of them are new! There's a little description for each just to get your interest~

Quinton  (A Hybrid of Demon and Angel otherwise called a Guardian.)

Ori ( Very pure angel boy AU of the angel half of Q - a little androgynous when it comes to clothing he/him sometimes they/them.)

Zeno  (A DJ with a somewhat secret love for dancing too. Only has one arm.)

Lumi (Ghost boy- literally- he died and he’s kinda like Danny phantom in reverse- he can turn solid but eventually has to rest and turn back to being unable to interact with objects)

Eztli   (Pretty grump guy who was cursed by a witch to be immortal- although it made his blood kinda..weird..)

Gallio (Strawberry Hipster guy- A photographer who also has hypoglycemia)

Aomi (A blackberry witch- hes not very great at spells yet but he tries!)

Lucas (A moonstone gem perma-fusion. Quite a nervous wreck.)

Eme. (A smart scientist. Human. Nothing special.)

Chris. (Camp leader! He’s based off David from camp camp but hes far more buff and hes not so over the top. He has his own green house and is part dryad.)

Alex  (A very confused, overly optimist Alien who doesn’t know what they are. Come from the planet Eutychia)

Locus  (Fish boi!  Transparent fins, glowy patches, plays harp + loves music)

Lir(A Tiny Octopus/Human boy!!)

Reese (Passionfruit bab! Literally. He kinda contains passionfruit pulp but don’t cut him open!!! :< Or do if you want weird angst >_>)

Benji (Strawberry shortcake boi- Cursed tape /bandages. Demi half god. One eye. Uses notes to communicate but also sign. Really. Good sweets maker)

Small bois- These boys are pocket sized! though sometimes I do like to think about them being human sized ^^.

Kiyan. (A little assistant android. Created to assist! He works at a post office currently. Pronouns do not matter to him though its usually he/they/it.)

Tobias. (Made of hair gel. Eats soap. Someone stop him before he gets a tummy ache. He/him.)

Hinto  (Guy made of foam slime- He was kinda based off Remy aka Sleep from the fanders.)

Glowstick bubs (They are tiny boys who glow like well- glowsticks but also lavalamps, very pretty to look at. and theyre nocturnal!)

Theo(A tiny ink creature. He makes a mess but hes adorable.)

JellyBubs! (A collection of tiny sentient jelly babies, The main one being strawberry aka Jeri. They dont mind what you calm them but usually they works best.)

Miel (A tiny little bee boy! He makes honey.)

Moyachi  (Cactus boi!! Loves water and has clear/lime green tinted aloe/herbal helpful blood. Spikes up at defense from bad people)

Apocolyse Squad:

Long story shot: The planet Keres,  Left uninhabitable after the invasion that ruined the air and killed almost the entire race. I have loads of stuff to talk about for this gang of 6:

Sameal o’Ceirin (Being of smoke- partly blind.)

Mallory Thomas (Part cat! Can talk to animals. Nonbinary/genderfluid.)

Hamrish Benat  (Also goes by Hami/Hayden. He/him. 4 eyes, soft tongue. PTSD. Super soft boy. Loves soap cutting videos (and doing it himself) and bears/plushies - Has an arrange of cute face masks. Is a trained nurse and learning to be a pediatrician.)

Joshua who cares (An asshole lets leave it at that.)

Andy Peters (Strong, kind. Kind of like Tyler Scheid, He/him.

Adrian  Géarán  ( Real anxious. Gets bullied alot. bit of a weakling/cry baby to some. Has a pretty shit immune system struggles with food and sleep.. He has a Demon esc-Tail, fire abilities, likes to make little robots. He loves iron man. He/him.)  

Liren Pichi (Deaf peaches n cream boi- Nickname Pichi.  He wasn’t part of the squad- however he did end up landing on their planet- he had some rough encounters with the aliens ^^)

Neighbours AU:

These guys all live in the same little  cul de sac

Lynx is from planet Ananke.

They all live on the new homeworld, Ermioni. (Its basically earth just a few more creatures live there and the government is less of a mess.)

Lesbabs:

Blake Aglaia  (She/ her.  A human with a gift of being able to put emotions into glass balls..)

Lynx ?? (She/her/they/xe/ xir  An alien and human, the alien somewhat resides inside its host but they coexist. Sometimes goes feral)   Alien half likes to go by Perse  (Percy)  They have cool looking saliva- viens that run down their arms that are pretty cool- sharper nails/claws? Tendrils. Large ol mouth. Lots of point ass teef.

Demon fam:

Hyacinth ( A six-armed demon. Grows flowers on his skin based on emotions. He’s a huge mother hen, will care for anyone. Enjoys cooking and gardening and children.  He/Him)

Rhys  (They/Them. A Demon with a great curiosity about humans) Feri  (The sibling of Ryhs)

Anthos (Rhys and Hy’s summoned accidental toddler.. He has a cute tail and tinnny horns.  He/him)

Roommates:

Douglas Connelly  (He/Him A regular chubby human bean! Loves baking and music.)

Donovan Amores  (He/Him/ Real fricking cool and smokin hot Bartender with a love for dogs. Dougs roommate. Has glowing fuckin orbs- donates his heart- is smooth as fuck, background heavily Spanish (moved when young.))

Haris Alaksim Real name (lost in translation  (Huitzilopochtli God of sun and war) ) - A god whom Dono is very close with and donates his heart two one every 3 years during the day of the highest sun. He is a god / Mouros.  Donovan refers to him as “Dios gentil”  or “ Viejo colibrí sabio”   (“El viejo colibrí sabio es un dios gentil” (The old wise hummingbird is a gentle god.)

Donovans Family

Rem (They/He/Him Looks after magical creatures- Cane is from Haris)

Oscar  (He/Him.  Not sure what trinket or power but He’s just a casual store worker w/ good arms. Surprisingly good with knives- perhaps has one from Haris?)

Nicole  (She/her/they/them.  Makes clothes..possibly got some ability to do with seasons..?  Perhaps earrings or a bracelet from Haris)

Javi  (Makes jam, cute boy, wears cloaks. Has a cute little jar necklace  ^ a proper sized magic jar.  Doesn’t mind whatever pronouns but usually prefers he/him/boy.)

Luca (FTM Trans bookkeeper- Talks to Haris most often and likes to ask questions..Has precious books…Possibly a special pen..)

Forest bois:

Cypress (The soul of the forest - Mentor of Rem. Doesn't mind what you call him but usually leans masculine.)

Unicorn boi (Yet to be fleshed out. Hes got very rare blood- lost his horn and lives with a giant inside of a bubble?  He/him/it)

Fyn. (Mushroom boy. Protects a gate. Lost his twin in a fire caused by humans.. He/him)

Fie. (Bat boy. Love fruit. Is ironically scared of the dark- shy but cute. He/Him)

Moh. (Fairy/incubus hybrid.  They/them)

Tucker. (Bunny hybrid- cool guy with bunny ears and a tail. Soft white patches on his chest. Got a bit of an attitude but is chill- is also friends with Ainsley. He/him but is usually mistaken for a girl because he by bunny standards is..)

Ainsley. (Fawn boy. Wears glasses. Much like a deer, skittish and nerdy and keeps to himself. Tries to keep Tucker out of trouble but usually ends up dragged along instead)

Experiments:

Izekiel  Iris (A being of Paint!  Stutter, anxious, hallucinates. Zones out alot. An amazing artist though. He/him though has feminine tendencies.)

Matty   (An experiment, part human, part lizard, part dragon. Much smol and cute. Hes very quiet, selectively mute on occasion. Lots of scars and trauma, scars on his arms and constantly needs to wear bandages. Very easily tired. he/him.)

Nes. (Based of off Crankgameplays as face claim but he’s basically his own thing at this point. He’s been through alot of angst and trauma and some really nasty stuff ^^’ (He killed his parents, the ice cream truck driver tried to abduct him, he was experimented on in a very bad place, and now he's an utter wreck who will cling to anyone who gives him the time of day. He has murder tenancies but is full of guilt and hates whenever he hurts anyone. Lots of panics. Very hard to handle if you aren’t patient.)

[the-bloody-wolfy]

Well, he's a werewolf demon but his blind. Even if he can't see normally, he uses his aura to see things clearly which makes him pretty good in hunting and fighting. He tends to be skilled with his hands during hunting or not. He's very cuddly but very very protective.

So if your on his interest list, oh trust me he will love you forever wanting to know everything about you. He loves spoiling others and he tends to always enjoy making the other flustered. He's really really strong but most call him the moonlight demon werewolf or 'moonlight' due to his white moon eyes.

Rabbit blushed hearing about him being cuddly, protective... Strong...

"W-well... I-I would like to meet him if we ever met." He said as his tail wagged even faster and faster.

[ask-thehappykids]

The Visitor’s Guide to My OCs (and Cantolope’s)

I wanted to make a list/key that I could update easily without drawing a whole new reference sheet for everyone, so here’s a list of all my OCs with short descriptions you can recognize them from. Also including @cantolopejeevas‘s OCs because I mean they show up here so often why wouldn’t I?

Anyway, all under a cut!

Firefly: Very rarely called by his birth name, Evander. Big gold eyes, always being followed by fireflies. Brown curly hair. Cheerful but tired. Snail: Punk fuckboy-looking one with lots of piercings and sometimes tattoos. Usually involved in smut. Really likes their boyfriend Daniel. Andy: Blonde robot with bright blue eyes. They dress like a fashion forward mom and talk like they don’t know lying is an option. Bo: Tall bat boy with a lot of flair, usually holding some type of booze. British accent, incredibly obnoxious. Esky: Short bunny with four eyes. Usually has a gun in her hand. Also British. Bailey: Bright pink hair, chubby with a crop top and piercings. Loves art and painting. Megan: Long red hair with a big pink bow. Constantly done with everyone’s shit. Physics major and enthusiast. Nikki: Half buzzed blonde hair and lots of ear piercings. Plays the bass, usually talking about her band. Cookie: Soft, round sheep boy. Loves his mom and his boyfriend Mortar. Also bakes a lot. Maxim: Absolute garbage disaster demon. Muted blue hair with black eyes and a red hoodie. Asshole. Just an asshole. Gigi: Looks like she stepped out of a 40s Disney cartoon. Short little lesbian. Rory: Big, buff, long hair. Farm boy. Has scars across his eyes. Seer. Ellie: Emotional blonde skinny white girl. Sometimes glows purple. Wolf: Werewolf boy with ripped clothes. Doesn’t get enough sleep. Has a thing for vampires. Ant: Tiny elf child with four eyes, one of which is scarred. Very very dirty. Adara: Elf ears, deer legs, fire hair. Half of their body/face is scarred. Full of self-hatred and love for animals. Balthazar: Big ol’ teef, big ol’ ears, big ol’ armor. Stoic. Very royal king. Lorna: Kinda looks like a mime. Completely white eyes, pretty blind. Gay for a cute demon girl. Anubis: Four armed dog goddess. Not to be trusted. Wears an amulet around her neck. Cici: Part bunny, part deer, part beaver, part buffalo. Wears a giant sweater. Gentle. Kind. Soft. Azzie: Purple forest witch with green magic energy. Talks in broken third person. Always trying to sell you something. PJ: Bird mask with a high ponytail. Wears a trench coat. Tall rebel child. Pepper: Mouse mask with long hair and buck teeth. Wears a tutu. Leader rebel child. Pudding: Cat mask with twin pigtail puffs. Wears a leather jacket. Mediating rebel child. Dolly: Sometimes looks like a lizard, sometimes looks like a human. Loves to run so much she summoned a demon to do it. Trying her best. Arden: Dragon dumbass that loves crystals and fashion. Especially fond of crop tops and slushies, but also newspapers and princesses. Ilor: Mermaid princess. Long red hair, one eye is scarred. Melodic voice. Gay for another princess. Gillian: Fish girl. Loves to work out. Drinks protein shakes on the regular. Mimi: Snail and Daniel’s adopted child. Loves to play video games. Bright red hair and pikachu hoodie. Snarky little shit. Talyn: Cookie and Mortar’s son. Black sheep boy. Wears a leather jacket like his dad, but he’s actually a doctor this time. Zelda: Andy, Rory, and Daniyal’s daughter. Big poofy golden hair. Can wield the Master Sword but also just loves getting dirty and hurt. Good at bike tricks. Micah: Little maid alien boy. Has three eyes and bright blonde hair. Can only see in auras, but still loves to clean. Crys: D&D Tabaxi boy. Loves everyone even if they don’t love him back. Desperately trying to adopt some feral wolves. Nadia: Monster punk goth girl. Loves theater. Green skin and mismatching eyes. Loves her pastel punk girlfriend. Juliette: Peterbald cat adopt. Wears cute sundresses. Looks like she belongs in a furry rendition of a summer picnic renaissance painting. Felix: Bunny boy adopt with his eyes fully covered. Gray hair, gray sweater, sunny attitude. Wears a little carrot necklace. Kai: Little mouse with wings adopt. Pink beans!!! Looks like he’d cry if you blinked at him. Bones: Grim Reaper from Cryptid Haunters. Doesn’t have a mouth. Murders to make friends. Lola: Ghost girl from Cryptid Haunters. Has a big mouth and lots to say with it. Just wants to go home. Edgy 13 year old goth phase.

Canotlope’s OCs: Aurel: Vampire boy. Looks classy. Has hypno eyes, but also teef. Lucas: Actual Satan. Mostly just sleeps and supports Avery. Has the >:3 face on his t-shirt. Avery: Glasses and sweater nerd. A beautiful and innocent child. Just trying to get by and maybe make a friend. Shiloh: Cat boy who loves anime. Wears a lab coat. Scrawny and probably not eating correctly. Someone help him. Mortar: Tiny badass knife-wielding organ salesman. Sometimes also wears sweaters his boyfriend knitted for him. Fuck you. Shian: Dragon lesbian. Badass queen of dragons. Kinda cold, but we love her anyway. Anthea: Snake lesbian. Wears a magical blindfold. So sweet, so gentle. Carves wooden gifts for her friends. Daniel: Sassy and classy. But also a slut. Usually depicted being a slut. Sometimes wears a suit, other times wears nothing at all. ;) Daniyal: Farm boy with a heart of gold. Just wants the best for his loves and his friends. Sometimes shown with a chicken he calls Cluck-Cluck. Solace: Tiny ghost demon child. All black with white eyes. Full of terror and smiles. Hadrian: Spotted bunny boy in a jester’s outfit. Hates his life almost as much as he wants to slay a dragon. Xania: Dark summoner with way too many eyes to be necessary. There’s five of them. Has a lot of dark shadow demon babies that she loves. Lumeria: Big ol’ moth. Loves bright lights. Is soft. Ash: Dark red hair, thick jacket. Looks like they ride a motorcycle. Would and could punch you unconscious. Nito: D&D tiefling. Sweet summer child with long blue hair, wings, tail, and horns. Trying their very best. Sielya: Fae princess that doesn’t know they’re fae. In love with a mermaid and friends with a dragon. Fang: Vampire magician. Really good at magic, really bad at talking. Wears a hat with a face on it. Dianthus: Pink pastel punk lesbian. Loves flowers and her girlfriend. So many bright pink eyes.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

*a note is sent to the Husbands of the Bishōnen ninja squad with a private beach spot marked on the map as it said "Come to this spot today for a fun time"*

Kiyoshi was doing some training with Rex and Edon as the two got kicked back hard by him as he lands. They grunt crashing into the tree but sees Kyoshi smile. "I win again guys."

Lance sighed seeing this with Jun standing by him but that's when he saw a note left by an anon to pick it up and read it. "....Hey guys, we got a letter!" the other three looks to go and read it.

"....Come to this spot today for a fun time?" Rex said but Edon shrugs.

"Hmmmm, it could be a little fun or a trap.....I say we take a look." Jun said so the men goes to head over to there wondering what it could be.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

To the Husbands of the Bishōnen ninja squad, let's have some moments your Loving ninjas teased you to the breaking point and how you reacted/punished them for it

Kiyoshi, Edon, Rex, and Jun blinks looking at the anon to hear this. Though, they were thinking about some moments while blushing as well. So who would go first.

"Well, their was one day Hakutomi and I was making some lunch together b..but..he was really teasing me. That or him wearing something like nothing was wrong. He was just wearing a naked male apron so...he was just being a tease. He did feed me and all so I ended up with him sitting in my lap a..and.." Edon blushes red but he sees the three wondering what he did.

"Ummmm....it's really shy to sorta say.." he mutters but his werewolf side decided to speak. "To say; I just picked him up and carried him to the room. Naughty little ninja wanted to play soooooo I ripped off that little apron with anything else he wore, tied him up on the bed by wrists to bedboard and begins spanking that naughty ass of his. It was so cute to see how flustered he got from each spank but I only went harder and harder while making him say he was sorry for tempting me. He didn't mind but started begging for my cock."

"....." Kiyoshi was giggling with Jun and Rex blushing to clear their throats. Edon coughs but looks away. "S..sorry.."

"I guess it's my turn. Knowing my puppy, he always loves to want attention so...he would be sitting in between my legs while I'm trying to meditate. He knows He likes to do this by nipping my ear, stroking my chest. he was bold enough to try kissing my neck from the front or behind. That naughty little pup tries his best but when he was really pushing it. When he squeezed me, I couldn't help it. I grabbed him and traps him in my arms. He squeaks like he didn't do something wrong but I already begin holding him while leaving cute nips on his ear but squeezing his ass. He tries to get off but I spanked him to only keep him down. He didn't seem to mind it though while I just kept teasing him till he was a begging mess." Jun smiled.

"You think that's something? One time Kai and I was doing some painting but he was teaching me a thing or two. I figure he was having fun so it was fine. However, he was teaching me but using the dry paint brush to poke my cheek. He smiles trying to make me focus but it's hard too if he's got his ass sticking out at me. Though, I behaved. He still kept going while showing off till he was flirting while trying to teach me. When he held my cheek, he was about to kiss me till he held him down on the floor looking at him. He was blushing but I only looks to him while knowing I was going to punish him. Grinding and only touching him seems to make him squirm well but he didn't mind it. A few rounds really did well.." Rex was happy but the three looks to Kiyoshi. "And you Saima?"

"Hmmmmmm.....their was one time it was summer but me and Kagefumi were hanging out eating some frozen treats. He was happily eating something but I was too. It was rather nice but while we were eating, he was trying to be a tempting little kitsune. He was look ahead while licking his spoon but he was blushing. I figure it was enjoying the treat so I let it slide. However, he was happily wagging his tail eating more but he was looking all flushed and shy...seeing that some even drips on his fingers to lick them off. He knew how I gets when he's doing this but I kept it to myself. However, I ate some of mine that I had some melt on my cheek that he noticed and leans over to lick it off. I knew he was trying something as he smiled happily sitting back to lick his lips. That did it....right away I gently held him down while looking at him that he did seem startled but I warned him what happened if he tempts me.." Kiyoshi smiled blushing.

"So, I had my precious little kit carried to the room but he presented himself to me; ass up and facing me. I had given it a few smacks while he yelps but I warned him what would happen while he was then tied down and blindfolded. He was coated in bite marks, hand prints, kisses, even using the frozen treat on him a little. He was so flushed and red that I just started pounding into his hole so hard for hours that he would keep cumming and cumming and cumming before I...." he stops seeing the three's shocked expressions and Edon really shocked. "What?"

"...and he still beats us with such a thing dang..." Jun and Rex said but Edon was still blushing.

"Geez Kyo.."

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

Hey Jun, Rex, Edon, Kiyoshi, can you name one moment when your Ninja boys went Yandere mode for someone insulting/badmouthing you and/or the kids to the point you had to stop them from going too far?

The four blinks hearing this but begins thinking about it. For a moment, they looked to the anon before answering the question.

"Well, their was one time this horrible woman was bothering me for the last few days. I told Hiruko it was no big deal but I could clearly see she was one of 'them' type of people. She always kept following us, trying to talk to us, even insulted our son. It came to the point that she went as far as insulting my family and thinking our son was born of bad blood." his arms were crossed over his chest. "Hiruko was planning on ripping the woman's body skeleton out while burning her...or torture her till she's crying for mercy. It took me about a month to calm him down." he mutters worried that day.

"...I think the only time was when he and I was on our date night. We were happy being together just enjoying the time. Kai was pretty cute to see this. Though, their was two people bad mouthing me due to being blind. It's not my fault I was born like this or my mother's fault." he was getting off topic.

"Anyway, we were just ignoring them about to get up and leave when one shouted to me, your nothing but a dog freak! You shouldn't be walking among humans and crawl on the dirt as a filthy dog!" Kai didn't move hearing the insult but that's when he attacked them. His aura was pitch black, the ground burned as a type of curse mark grew on his body as the Eye of XANA appeared on his forehead and in his eyes. The other two got scared seeing this but It took everything in me to stop Kai from killing them. That took a while but I demanded the idiots to run and don't come back. After a while..he did calm down but it looks like this took a lot out of him."

"I guess it's my turn.." Kiyoshi thinks a bit. "Their was one time this smelly perv was trying to flirt with me during my mission in town. I told him I was married but he didn't listen so he begins bothering me, trying to come to my home and even scared my precious boy Kagero. Of course Kagefumi found out and was speaking with the pervert to leave his family alone. He got annoyed which lead to an argument. I got Kagero inside the house to not hear this before hearing a grunt from outside. I rushed out to see Kagefumi with black flames burning around him. Whatever the perv said it seriously pissed him off. Though, I heard of him saying I'm nothing but a slut for him and would be better being traded off like one. Kagefumi was about to burn the man alive and kill him but I got in the way trying to calm him. He glares at me but I remained calm, trying to calm my husband down. It worked after a moment but I told the perv to leave.....or else I would do it for Kage. He left and never saw him again. I did suffer from some burns but I was alright." he said remembering.

"Ummmm, we just started dating but I don't know if this counts. A few guys and girls were making fun of me due to being a hybird but I'm used to that. Most of my family is anyway. For me, it's no big deal. Now, one was talking ill on how hybirds were weaklings that Hakutomi was trying to ignore it. He even grips the handle of his blade hearing more insults to killing ones. I got him to leave with me but he heard one that really tripped him off as he was approaching them. He demanded they stop speaking ill of me but they were pushing him. More insults and life threatening that he seems like a different person. He showed a angry insane look that he showed off his power that really scared them. They backed away from Hakutomi but I went to calm him down and stop him from doing anything harsh. It worked that made the others run off. So, I don't know if that counts?" he asked seeing the three look shocked at him.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

That reminds me, Rex, out of all of them. The one Kai made you was the spiciest of the bunch, it wasnt too hot was it?

Rex looks reading this from the anon, remembering his husband's special mean he made to smile. "Trust me, I'm alright with spicy I love spicy. It wasn't too hot for me since I did enjoy it. The burn makes it extra tasty." He smiled with a happy grin on his face wagging his tail.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

For the husbands of the Bishōnen ninja squad, how did you guys enjoy those meals your lovers made, also i wanted to know, what is your favorite nickname for your sweetheart?

"The meals were fantastic. Our husbands did a wonderful job." Rex smiles with the others agreeing. Though, they blink hearing the second part of the question. "Nicknames? hmmm..." the group thinks for a bit.

"For me, it would be my precious puppy" Jun smiled happily.

"Fire kit for me.." Kiyoshi blushed thinking about it.

"My black phoenix......" Rex said next.

"My Umbra king..." Edon mutters rubbing the back of his head blushing.

"And my snow angel..." lance said too.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

Hey rex, to follow on what the anon mentioned, he was on a team before in The king fighters with his cousin Joey Bogard (His uncle Terry bogard and Blue Mary's son) and Anna Higashi (Joe Higashi and Lily Kane's daughter). They were known as team "Final Fury" after their fathers' team "Fatal fury"

"Wait, really? Huh, no wonder he was already known for who he is now. Geez, Kai really is something...but cool too." Rex smiled and he finds it amazing he's like this.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

Rex, you might not have caught this but Kai said his former teammate, meaning he has an old teammate who he was worked with

"Hmm?" He blinks rechecking the message that was sent yesterday and saw. "Huh, so he did. That's something but I did remember he said something of being partners with someone." Rex thinks about it.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

For the husbands of the Bishōnen ninja squad, how would you feel of your hubbies made you some special barbeque Burgers and all?

"Their making more yummy snacks? Those boys are so precious." Rex smiles seeing the rest agreeing.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

To the husbands of the Bishōnen ninja squad name a time you accidentally walked in on your Husband naked. And what happened after you did

Jun, Kiyoshi, Rex, Edon, and Lance looks to one another eating some dumplings for lunch before the anon shows up with the question. They look reading it only for them to stop eating then looks at the anon.

"Now why would you wish to know that?" Jun asked holding the chopsticks.

"After the last time, I don't know if it's safe to say....." Rex mutters but the other three blinks looking to them then back at the anon.

"Come on guys, they are only asking so It wouldn't hurt to tell them.." Kiyoshi said pointing his chopsticks at them while they remain quiet to sigh.

"The one time I walked in on Hiruko was when I was returning from the market. He said something about needing something for his back. I was able to get it and go to help him but when I did, he was naked trying to stop the itching. He was facing away from me but he was whining and looking cute...but I held back due to helping him so....yeah.

"The one time I saw my husband Kai naked was when he and I was helping him with cleaning up or laundry. At first he said he was going to do it but it was my turn but my back was hurt from a mission. Sooooo...I was stuck sitting that I wanted to walk around. I was seeing that Kai was doing laundry true but when I checked on him, he was stripping to clean his own clothing. I did not expecting him to do that but...he yelps seeing me blushing that I step back but ended up falling on my back so that made it sore even longer."

"I don't remember a time I walked into Hakutomi but their was one time I was coming home but I didn't know he was back from a demon hunt. I wanted to get him something ready and made for him when he came home but I didn't know he already was home.....so I walked into the wash room to get everything set up only to crash into him as we ended up on the floor. He and I looked seeing who it was but he was blushing red seeing me that I sit up saying sorry. I mean, I helped him but....the tempting view was hard to just snuggle and cuddle him..." Edon sighed blushing.

"As for me..their was one time we were spending time together while eating some dangos together. I made them for Raidou and he really liked it. I mean, after all that, we were getting ready for bed but as soon as I was going to check on him to see if he wanted any ice cream, he was already stripped into his fundoshi and I was shocked. He yelps seeing me to use the blanket to cover himself but I covered my eyes saying sorry. I mean, he was so tempting and it was e..exciting seeing his flushed face...but I didn't know he was teasing me..." Lance sighed then looks at his dangos.

"I think our husbands love doing that.." he sees the others agree with that.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

You guys look like you have a fun beach party with the Bishōnen ninja squad, im glad you had fun

"Yeah...we did......it was unlike anything we felt but it was fun.." Rex said seeing the others looking to agree while blushing from what happened. "Though, I think we will be trying to find this meat they used for...next time if they want to play.....just for fun." he teases.