#bless u anon for my crabs again but also

[childoferebus]

WHOMST

[buckysbeauty-capsbooty]

can you give us a rundown/preview of frontier tonight? i can't watch til tomorrow and i'm dying here.

Of course, my dearest friend. 

I will tell you all I can without actually revealing anything through a series of gifs and extremely vague explanations. These will be terrible explanations but hey, you asked, Anon.

My only advice is that you prepare for poor soul for not only this episode, but for the season finale to come because with the way this last episode left off, hell is upon us all??? 

I want to die lmao???

Visual representation of all that is to be felt in this episode:

As per usual, Benton is back at it again. Manipulating, disembowelling and who knows what else!

Seriously someone needs to slit this old man’s throat–throw him overboard, something for Christ’s sake.

Meanwhile, back at the Ale:

Grace comes back with everyone’s favourite Québécois, Rivard, in tow.

But first, A quick update on Mr. and Mrs. Chesterfield’s marriage:

Not much has changed…

Alternately, an update on Mr. and Mrs. Carruther’s Brown’s marriage:

Plus a dash of:

And a whole lot of:

What a rollercoaster of feelings.Anyways, Grace tells Chesterfield’s punk ass off (yet again). Bless. Chesterfield is so madly in love with her and still has hearts in his eyes for her is not entirely pleased but accepting.

You’ll be pleased to know that Imogen is still a shifty hoe looking for any opportunity to seize power like:

Seriously, I never trusted her and I just know this thot is plotting something that will ruin everything, just you wait.

But don’t worry because Declan and Sokanon are still cute af. He’s back in Fort James and is back to business.

The Carruthers/Grant rivalry reaches its peak and…there’s no going back. *Katy Perry’s Dark Horse blares in the background*

Did I also mention how Douglas Brown is literally everything in this entire world and needs to be protected and fought for at all costs???? And I literally scream every single time he comes on screen and you should too?

Michael is a just a tiny bit crushed and broken hearted but he’s doing his best, bless his soul. He is also so damn crafty, it’s unbelievable. Got looks and brains. What a champ.

BOMBS CANONS AWAY, BITCHES!

It is also fair to point out, with emphasis, that Chesterfield ain’t as dumb as everyone would love to believe. If Michael is a crafty motherfucker, than Chesterfield is an observant one.

I actually laughed super hard at this point, you’ll see what I mean. Let’s just hope Chesterfield  don’t have crabs at this point jfc.

material point of this post:

MISTAKES ARE MADE.OOOH SWEET BABY JESUS, ARE MISTAKES MADE.IF THIS EPISODE WAS MY LIFE, IT WOULD BE MY SENIOR YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL BECAUSE HOLY HELL BELOW US, MISTAKES WERE FUCKING MADE.BAD JUDGEMENT. SO MUCH BAD JUDGEMENT FROM TWO SPECIFIC CHARACTERS.BAD JUDGEMENT. 

THERE IS SOME ESPECIALLY BAD MUCH BAD JUDGEMENT FROM TWO SPECIFIC CHARACTERS.

BAD JUDGEMENT. SO MUCH BAD JUDGEMENT FROM TWO SPECIFIC CHARACTERS. WHO? YOU’LL NEVER KNOW. EVERYONE IS MAKING BAD CHOICES 

(except for Rivard, he is chillin’).

In summary:

#Imogen is a shifty hoe 2017

BOOM

Michael is an Irish snake apparently

PRAY FOR MCTAGGARRT AND CHARLIE???

Keep away from blunt objects

Chesterfield, you’ve got a lot of ‘splainin’ to doooo.

ELIZABETH???

The search for Declan Harp continues like seriously where did you even go? Are you a magician? Why u keep disappearing boi???

Samuel Grant Must Die (2017)

Look before you leap, know you’re limits and dON’T REACH TOO HIGH OR ELSE YOU JUST MIGHT DIE??

This is all over the place and probably nothing like what you actually wanted but I refuse to give any legitimate spoilers. This is also probably extremely annoying and hectic but this is where my mental state is at right now. It was probably the best episode yet and the sad thing is, this was not even the season finale and they pulled some shit in this episode that, in the last moment of my life, I would not have expected which has me utterly terrified for the finale.Brace yourself, my friend. We are in for a whole world of pain.But in reality, all I have said can be summed up in one simple gif: