#bleached the tub and my floor and my poor sock and my foot good god
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my flatmate’s cat pissed on my toilet mat and i fucking stepped in it
#why george . why .#i know it’s because he’s stressed because my flatmate started a new job and now she’s out for like 14 hours of the day but still why my mat#i was just about to go to bed was gonna take a quick piss and get into my nice clean bed#and i deep cleaned my room and bathroom today …….. go to sit down my sock gets soaked i’m like huh that’s odd i don’t remember spilling#water after my shower . AND THEN I SAW THAT MY WHITE SOCK WAS YELLOW#brand new white jigglypuff socks too#its 1:20am i’ve just been scrubbing the mat clean in my tub because the washing machine is currently already in a cycle and then i#bleached the tub and my floor and my poor sock and my foot good god#.txt#god i just wish i noticed before i stepped on it in my socks
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