#bleached au ask

[starpawedart]

tfw your familiar/bodyguard/boyfriend inherits the coveted Recently Deceased Mother's Persian Recipe Book over his sisters and quickly discovers all of his childhood favourites will kill you

[frankensteinposm0]

“And I don’t want the world to see me, 'cause I don't think that they'd understand” ♡

17yo Style in my AU will always be something very important to me.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Are there any bankais in AEIWAM that you are going to change, and if it doesn't spoil anything, what are they?

Short answering this right now so I can Elaborate in the morning:

Ichigo: Bankai Now 300% Stupider (this is good)

(While not strictly Zanpakutou abilities, most of the Karakura Gang has new or more thoroughly explained abilities, Like What's Going On With Chad's Arms and Mizuiro's "Gun" ability)

Gin: The effect does not change, but WHY does.

Unohana: Effects do not change but it's important that she does not have individual Bankai and Shikai- they're two sides of the same thing.

Hanataro: Just because it's funny

Aizen: Technique and Reasoning do not actually change, but Suigetsu does get elaborated on more clearly

Byakuya: Shikai is the same, Bankai is MUCH WORSE

Komamura: Tenken is Komamura's Zanpakutou in the sense that Tenken is a spirit bonded to a spiritually attuned tool that fights with him. In another sense, it's not a Zanpakutou at all. It is also about seven.

Tousen: Watch How Much Tragic Backstory I Can Fit Into One Sword. Now Watch How Much Character Development I Can Fit Into a Second Theing That Is Not A Sword! Matsumoto: Now a Captain, Now with Bankai! Haineko Asama!

Zaraki: The Bankai, shikai and the entire premise by which "His" "Sword" operates is new. the Shikai reveal is one of my favorite scenes so far, but an excerpt won't do without the build.

Ikkaku: it needed help :/

Mayuri: It doesn't *actually* change but gets *elaborated on* and then backfires on him

Ukitake: Also doesn't technically change in terms of effects, but WHY the twins are Like That gets elaborated on :) (

Also, the Entire Royal Guard is getting revamped:

Oetsu: Abilities do not change but WHY his sword is Like That does, and he learns an important lesson about self-respect (TM).

Ichibei: It's changing because I legit could not make sense of half that shit so I'm just starting over.

Shutara: As much ass as she kicks now, I know too much about fibercraft, and She needs to be an even badder baddie.

Hikifune: What if Hannbal Lecter was a Chaotic Neutral-but-trying MILF?

Kirinji: *shrek meme voice*: He doesn't even have canon abilities.

While also not technically Zanpakutou abilities, some of the Arrancar are getting change-ups as well

Coyote Starrk: Now With Backstory!

Hallibel: now with a much, much, MUCH older backstory!

Nel Tu: Not that much changes, but I have Opinions About Ungulates that you all get to hear

Wonderweiss: Sometimes you look at a fucked up little man and go: You know what? That could be an Angel. Eventually gets the COOLEST Release Command of all time :)

Charlotte: no change, but I want to state she gets a fair shake/to live this time around.

[rocknroll7575]

Love is not dead. Isane is shown picture of jaune as the rusted knight. How she react?

Isane: *looks at Pic of older RK!Jaune* Hm? Who is that?

Jaune: I don't know... but he does look familiar...

(Isane and Jaune wouldn't know Jaune is the Rusted Knight in this AU or who the Rusted Knight is since Jaune doesn't talk much about Remnant)

[evilcokito]

Captain Divus Crewel - 8th Squadron.

"Discipline" is the Word that activates his Shikai So run

More info about this Au:

In this Au there is a Mc / Prefect [ is who some are going to fight against at first and we will see if survives ]

[ ALL Dorm Leaders are Captains, Along with Staff ]

[The others are lieutenants]

[Yes, Azul has Floyd and Jade as lieutenants - That's too much power for a squad run ]

[ Vil is the Captain of Squad 4 and the Kempachi run ]

[ Leona reached his position defeating other captains run ]

[ Crowley is the captain general of Gotei 13 ]

[ Malleus and Lilia are captain and lieutenant of squad 5, it's also a lot of power run ]

[ Idia is the Captain of the 12 squad, if you watched Bleach: Mayuri run ]

[ Sam is the captain of Squad 2: Punishment Division, Special and Secret Forces run ]

[ Any of the Staff are like the older captains and they trained the "new ones". They are generally respected ]

[ Grim is an "Arrancar" and speaks Spanish like any other Arrancar ]

[ Grim's RESURRECCION has human form run ]

[wulvercazz]

🍓🫐Family AU Fankid refs🥺💕

At first only Masaki and Junichi were gonna be their official kids for the au,,, but ofc I had to make the todoroki-style weirdo I sketched one of them too and then Chiyo just,,, sort of happened later on (much like it did for them in the au,,,, Ichigo haD to get the snip after *wheeze*)

Anywayyy I thought I'd share these bc I've been drawing some more (and would like to keep it up) recently so,, expect all the family shenanigans <33

[theterribledigitalfanmail]

Caine how do you take care of your gorgeous teeth?

Here's a step-by-step guide on my morning routine ☠︎︎!! It gets tiring, but i work very hard to put on the best show for YOU! THE AUDIENCE!!!

Also bonus: bleach doesn't taste good, i normally rinse the taste off with some water!

[frownyalfred]

Before and after dragon scarred Harvey Dent (the brain worms made me do it)

I put skin irritation on the edge of the scales (because I feel like they dig into his skin) but you can’t really see it

Poor Harvey :( my babyyyyyyyy

[creativitwincest]

You take requests O: what about them dying each others hair?

I can see Remus just being messy as all get out with it but he does His Best so Roman's hair is nice.

Remus 100% goes at it with his bare hands

[therealmofamorus]

Ask

Original Male Crossover Stud Bleached AU

What would happen if Selina gets Rio to admit that she has a bleached fetish and wants Peter to do that to her? How would the cat burglar help her out with that?

Selina would be very pleased with herself. Also ny showing her private collection of her lover bleaching his harem of non-white sluts and tell her all kind of stuff Peter was going to do to her when she tell him about her bleached raceplay fetish.

[partyanimal167]

I’ve just been watching Bleach and in the credits to ep 118, Grimmjow gets called a Professor 👀 and now I can’t stop thinking about it…

So how about an AU where Grimmjow is a professor? Sorry if that’s too vague and random 😅

Oh no, that's not too vague. Thanks so much for suggesting. I always laugh thinking about certain characters being "responsible" adults esp when it comes to working with other people lol. I was so close to making Grimmjow a culinary professor, but it'd be too easy lol. I hope you like this!

CW: sfw, college au, gn! reader, cussing (bc let's be fr now), slight flirting near the end

There were so many signs that this class was going to be...not normal. However, when you gleamed through the professor reviews there wasn't anything out of the ordinary...well you didn't read them all. Mistake number one.

Mistake number two was not reading the syllabus (who does though) and showing up to class when it started--10am. There were a few people, but after waiting fifteen minutes, not even half the class was there and neither was the professor. After another fifteen minutes, you were starting to get a bit antsy and confused, but soon the rest of the class filled in. Then one guy came in with ripped jeans, a white jacket, shades, and a Monster in hand.

Damn, this guy looks rough. I bet he was partying too hard with the new semester starting. You jumped when a bag slammed on the teacher's desk. You tilted your head as the man's shades came off, and you were met with blue-as-hell eyes and a grumpy expression.

It seems you weren't the only one confused.

"Hey! Class was supposed to start at 10! Why is the professor late?" one guy yelled from his seat. A few other students mumbled in agreement.

"Oi, why the hell are you yelling?! Too fucking early in the morning," the man barked back. You could feel his voice rumble in your chest. It sounded as if he had just woken up not too long ago either. The man went over to his seat and kicked his feet on the desk. He popped open his energy drink and went on. "Literally on the first page of your syllabus it says that class starts at 10:30 because 10 is too fucking early and I like my sleep. It ain't my fault the dean wouldn't give me a noon class, tch."

You couldn't believe your ears. This guy can't be serious. This is my literature professor? You didn't like to make assumptions about people, but the guy looked to be around everyone else's age and even if he did teach a class, with his attitude you'd think it'd be something...not like literature.

"Anyway, the name's Grimmjow. I don't really care if you call me Professors. That's your business. This is Global Literature of the 21st Century. I hate repeating myself so listen the first time, and I don't give out extra credit unless you drop off a 12-pack of these first." the man went on tapping the can.

You sunk it your seat a little. What the hell did I sign up for?

~~~

After those first couple of weeks, you decided that you would do your absolute best in that class and avoid being a nuisance to that grumpy professor. Grimmjow definitely had a reputation on campus. Many students had a love-hate relationship with him--grateful for the extra time to sleep in, no bullshit, and the somehow rowdy yet engaging teaching. Definitely hate though for the teasing, cussing, yelling, and him being ready to chew out whatever dumb ass he picked that day.

So it certainly wasn't your best moment when the man practically ordered that you came to his office hours later that day.

You slowly opened the door to his office and met with the rather odd scene of your professor with reader's on his nose going over papers. For a moment, he looked really peaceful and actually almost professional.

"Oh wow, you actually fucking showed up."

And moment over.

You stopped yourself from messing with your elbows and nodded. "Uh yeah what's up, Grimm?" you immediately winced on the inside unsure of how the man would react to the unofficial nickname. But he didn't say anything.

He pointed at the chair, and you immediately sat. He rubbed his face and pushed the glasses off his head. "Look, I'll make this quick. Tell that idiot Jackson to stop stealing whole paragraphs from your papers or I'll break his arm."

You blinked. "Excuse me?"

There was that annoyed look again. "I'm not stupid. The guy has been copying sentences and paragraphs and piecing them together as his own work. He's already going to get in trouble, of course. But seriously, your work always seems to be included. Is he your idiot boyfriend or somethin'?"

The mention of a boyfriend flustered you a little even though you wouldn't dare consider that particular classmate. "Oh no uh- I'm single, and I kinda don't know how he's getting my assignments. I mean we do work together in the library but-,"

The man cut you off and waved his hand. "Okay, okay whatever. Just be mindful of where you're leaving your shit I guess."

You nodded then paused for a moment. "So I'm not in trouble?" You couldn't deny that being in front of the man made you nervous.

"Tch, for what? You're like one of my best students." Grimmjow easily said. "I actually think you know how to read a book and write. Some of these fools are using ai bots as if I can't tell." That was as close to compliment as you ever heard the man say. His face softened for a moment before he grinned meanly. "Well, I will give you some advice."

You weren't sure what it'd be, but you brightened up at the offer. "Sure!"

Grimmjow flicked your forehead before leaning back into his chair. "I got a rule that I don't go dating students, so you better fix how you keep eye-fucking me before I make it a problem." he snickered.

"What! I don'-,"

"Get out."

You squeaked before hightailing it out of the office--face warm and heart racing.

One thing you did know for sure though, you were certainly ready to see what type of problem your professor would give you.

~~~

Grimmjow! I want more of you lol. Thanks for reading! I'll be here if anyone has any thoughts, prayers, or ideas haha

[crazylittlejester]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTj2ePjem/

I think Modern AU Twi would fuck heavily with this

Maybe not the design but the premise of this kind of clothing modification

absolutely hell yes he would and you know who else would fuck so hard with it? Midna. I can see her literally making stuff like this for him

aUgh you’re givin me ideas allsmdm

[rocknroll7575]

Love is (not) dead au

Jaune: YOU WILL NEVER SEE YHWACH TAKE THIS WORLD!

Jugram: NOOO YHWACK WILL PREVAIL!

*Jugram attacks missing Jaune but hitting a friend in the process*

Jaune: I'VE HAD ENOUGH!

*Jaune pins him to a wall before slices off both his arms and then stabbing the blade through his opened mouth*

Jaune: TIME TO SHOW YOU THE TRUE POWER OF A SOUL REAPER!!!!!

*Jaune process to rip his head off with his sword then yanking off his medallion*

Jaune: THIS BELONGS TO A FRIEND OF MINE!

Been watching a lot of Transformers lately? Eh, you can blame you!

~~~ ~~~ ~~~

*Jaune walks toward an injured Bazz-B and tosses his medallion to him*

Bazz: *Smirks* Heh... guess I owe ya one, blondie.

Jaune: Don't mention it... let's just hope Ichigo and the others can deal with Yawach

Bazz: And if they can't?

Jaune: Then I guess we hold out until Urahara can figure something out

Bazz: Let's hope Kurosaki can beat him... I'm too tired to keep fighting... *Falls backward on his back with a groan*

Jaune: *Chuckles and falls on his ass* Yeah... same here...

[evilcokito]

Hello! hope you're having a good day. I love your twst bleach au, I was wondering how do the first years and yuu fit into the au? are they friends or enemies at first

Hello! How are you??? I'm good and very glad you like it xdcgvhjh! I was possessed by this Au and made sketches.

I read what you said about Cater, LET'S DO THAT! He is going to be Yuu-Mc's first opponent.

Deuce and Ace are new Shinigamis, they joined Riddle's squad the same day Yuu-Mc arrived at the Sereitei. They had no idea that Yuu was an invader and became friends. Eventually Cater comes to find (and fight, probably destroy) Yuu.

Deuce and Ace are going to distract Cater, and Mc escapes quite hurt because Cater is not measured with attacks.

"Cater literally stopped Ace's and Deuce's Theme".

Later, Ace and Deuce go to the hospital (Squad 4, Captain Vil) and meet Epel. Epel will heal Yuu later.

After that fight, it is known that there are 3 invaders in the Soul Society (a "Shinigami"/Yuu, an Arrancar/Grimm and a Quincy/Ortho) who are believed to be a group for unknown reasons.

About Sebek and Jack, it takes them a while longer to become friends. They know Yuu as an invader, and are also very loyal to his Squads. Over time they will notice that Yuu is not a threat to Soul Society nor is planning anything evil (partly, Deuce and Ace are going to convince them of that too).

Sebek and Jack will have to bear the weight of being called traitors by their own captains and confront them.

Sebek is doing Kabedon to Yuu??? It wasn't planned on purpose, really… BUT I left it like that on purpose.

Ortho is the best ally Yuu can have: they are friends in the human world and he entered Soul Society to help. But for being a Quincy, he will be considered highly dangerous by the Shinigamis. Ortho is going to fight Captain Azul directly and almost win, but other Captain (Kalim) will stop them.

[madmanwonder]

ask crossover

college roommates

funny, bad flirt

when makoto asks for advice on how to deal with his roommate rukia and her teasing, they tell him to do this. how does that go for him?

“She laughed at my face when I said ‘You are the kind of cold I don’t mind catching on.’ and to this day she still teases me about it.” Makoto replied with a comically teary face.

[kaethefangirl]

Hear me out guys

Ever since Edward was a kid, he's been able to see ghosts. So has his brother, Alphonse. His sister Winry never had the ability but she was able to sense their presence sometimes.

YOU CANT TELL ME THE BLEACH EDLING AU WOULDNT BE INTERESTING!!! LING AS RUKIA, ED AS ICHIGO!!! ALPHONSE AS KARIN AND WINRY AS YUZU.

"I'm too injured to fight, do you--" Ling coughed as he pushed himself to sit up. "Do you want to save your family?" He could feel the blood loss getting to his head.

"Yes!" Ed shouted.

"Very well. You must become a Soul Reaper. It will only be temporary, but you must run my zanpaktou through the center of your being, so that I may pour my powers into you," Ling tacked on, "I cannot guarantee that you will live."

Ed stared down at him with a grin. "Give me that blade, soul reaper."

Ling pushed his zanpaktou into Edward's core. "My name is Ling. Ling Yao." He says, because if Edward does not survive then he at least deserves to know the name of his murderer.

"And I'm Ed. Edward Elric, substitute soul reaper!" And like that, Ling feels as if his soul is being ripped from his being. He bites back a scream, the blood loss numbing a bit of the pain.

He had only meant to give Edward a fraction of his power but he-- he had somehow taken all of it.

Ling has no idea how the hell he's still alive. He cracks his eyes open to find Edward-- in soul reaper form.

It worked. Ling smirks as Ed raises his zanpaktou against the Hollow.

His zanpaktou--

Its huge. Ling has never seen a human such as this. He'd never been one to underestimate the humans but this, this human was an anomaly. His spiritual pressure was incredible.

Ling had never seen a human who was able to see spirits such as himself. He had never seen a human who was able to break his kido-- hell, he'd never met a soul reaper who'd been able to accomplish such feats. And he had surely never seen anyone weild a zanpaktou that large.

So, no, Ling concluded. This was no ordinary human, but an extraordinary being.