#blaztalk

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More of my favorite Drawfee bits in no particular order

"It's like she's got bangs, but they're not bangs." / "...what is this, a fucking riddle??"

"This is gonna work so nicely [for Karina's prompt]." / "Which part? Which part? The-- the muscular plane? The religious overtones? The ass?"

"You said run." / "You said run, though" / "I said you say run." / "What did I tell you? We've talked about 'who's on first'-ing on this channel."

"So it was birthed." / "Yes. It was a live birth from its mother." / "…Karina, is this what you wanted when you asked for a Neopets episode?"

"We're veering into a territory that's, uh..." / "You've been in the territory." / "You live in the territory."

"I'm very excited to hear the thought process behind this direction." / [singing] "THERE IS NOOOOONE!"

"Everybody shut up for a second. [beat, crosstalk] No one is shutting up for a second."

"I hate to say this, Jacob, but you're kind of close." / [beat] "Now that can't be true."

"What's the matter, babe? You haven't touched your ass."

[To the tune of Duck Tales] "Brain bone! WOO-OO!"

"If you got this far..." / "I could really use a kiss right now." / "Kiss right now!" / "Kiss right now!" / [...] "I hate this episode."

And, of course, '''Bobby Hill'''

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Asks are going to be off for a bit. I'm not getting hate or anything, just an intolerable amount of spam.

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Love it when a series of words like, punches you in the chest, and you immediately know that you have to incorporate it into your own art.

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Trying to figure out why I've had Big Shot stuck in my head for the past half hour, and just realized it was because I tried to let the dog out and had to encourage her, thus uttering the words, "Well now's your chance."

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[Writes an incomplete piece concerning dental surgery]

[Needs a wisdom tooth pulled two weeks later]

My god. Fiction does affect reality.

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Welp. The cat has once again made her opinions known.

She boosted herself up to the bookshelf and tried to bat Emmet down-- but only Emmet.

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Updates:

The boys arrived a day ahead of schedule, which feels very thematically appropriate.

Even in separate boxes, they were labelled "A" and "B" which struck me as funnier than it really is in the moment.

My cat did not like Emmet. She sniffed Ingo without issue, but I guess something didn't pass the vibe check when we moved on from him.

I still haven't put up this fuckin' shelf, so they live with the plants for now.

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Been listening to a Ghost Trick stream lately, and I never put it together before but like... it definitely rubbed off on me, in terms of writing and tone, huh.

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For reasons that aren't worth getting into, I've come into ownership of Entirely Too Many Beets. No idea what to do with these things, and I have yet to come up with a plan.

That said, every time I pass the box, something in me whispers "ingredience" so I guess there's that.

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Going through my list of potential fics, and found...

GODDAMN IT.

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I don't know what to tell you, game. I've been trying for years.

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Even if things don't get as bonkers as they did in 2020, I've still had 'Pizza, pasta' stuck in my head ever since coming back from voting, which feels very on-brand.

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Helpppp I got a tumblr ad dramatically counting down to a new addition to my area's rail system. xD

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Look. I've been biting my tongue for months at this point, but it just reared its head again, and I'm going to explode if I don't get this out of my system.

What the fuck do you mean "DNI if ___ even in private"? Do you realize how authoritarian you sound?

How dare you.

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The amount I end up searching for it, I should just set a map of the Coronet Highlands as my background.

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"I feel like I'm starting to stall out on this," I say, after writing almost 3000 words on the project for today.