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sw5w · 10 months ago
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STAR WARS EPISODE I: The Phantom Menace 01:55:13
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somestorythoughts · 5 months ago
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Eldritch Echo Pt 8:
I'm pretty sure this is the longest section I've done for this fic. I'm not sure how that happened, one minute I was like "I'm kinda tried but I'll try to write a bit of this so I can say I wrote something today" and then next thing I know I'm in a writing groove. Not what I was thinking when I thought of Echo going feral earlier but I think it works.
Also, can someone who's seen more than a tiny bit of the Bad Batch confirm for me whether Crosshair sounds like Cad Bane? Cause I think he sounds like Bane.
@mezmatch , new part!
The Bad Batch’s mission doesn’t go well.
Hunter jerks awake in a cell to the sound of distant screams.
It’s not his brothers, he realizes. He can hear their heartbeats and see Tech in the opposite cell. Tech appears to still be unconscious and he can hear Wrecker grumbling to himself.
The screams stop.
“Wrecker?”
“Hunter! You alright?”
His head hurts and his ankle feels sprained, but that’s manageable. “Nothing too bad. You?”
“Bruises. Crosshair doesn’t look good, and I can’t see Tech or Echo.”
Echo Hunter realizes suddenly. Checking for the other three is habit, he’s still getting used to checking for four. “Tech’s unconscious. I can’t hear or see Echo, but someone was screaming earlier.”
“Do you think it was him?”
“No but they’re too far away to be sure. What the hell did they hit us with?”
“Nothing that would keep me down.” Is Wrecker’s grim response, meaning that whatever had been in that gas it wasn’t exceptionally strong. They called Tech and Crosshair’s names, trying to wake them up.
Four floors up, Echo is angry and working his way towards fully pissed off.
The Separatists who had caught them had brought him here to confirm that he was the trooper the Techno Union was hunting for and to get some information out of him. They had been straightforward about their plans to torture the rest of the squad for any useful information before killing or selling them, that detail was still being decided.
They had made two crucial mistakes. One of them was deciding this was a good idea in the first place.
The second was not asking the Techno Union exactly how they had managed to keep Echo down for so long.
The Techno Union got very, very lucky with Echo. He’d been in a state not too far from hibernation while his body recovered from the explosion, and then there were prosthetics and stasis chambers and things digging into his mind and one of the scientists had realized that they needed a very strong cocktail of drugs to keep him sedated. It had taken all of that to keep him under control, and even then he’d managed to cause trouble a couple times.
Your average sedative and some reinforced binders? Yeah, good luck with that.
Echo stands in a room with the remnants of five droids and three people. He walks to the terminal and turns on the security cameras with sticky red fingers. Blood drips from the knife at the end of his right arm and he narrows his eyes as the other Separatists hurry towards the cells where his squad is imprisoned, several droids with him. He taps another button.
“I would strongly suggest leaving my squad alone.”
He knows the way his voice sounds as it echoes, ha, through the intercom. Echo’s never called himself a sadist, but he won’t deny he relishes the way the Separatists jump out of their skin. He continues. “I’m coming for my squad. If you want to live, I suggest leaving now.”
He watches the screens just long enough to confirm his next actions, then turns and walks out the door.
He doesn’t have his armor or his blaster, but that’s alright. He’ll check for their location once he gets the others out, then he won’t have to try and carry everything. This trick Elevenses and Chomper had taught him and Fives during ARC training didn’t work with armor anyway.
In the cells, Hunter and Wrecker have managed to wake the other two up. Tech’s alright, but Crosshair has a concussion and a broken leg due to the sedative disorienting him as he was fleeing his compromised perch. They’d all been awake enough to hear Echo’s announcement and had almost immediately taken bets on whether the Seps would leave or not because some troopers would bet on anything, if only for the hell of it.
When the Seps arrive, they’re rushed. A minute later, the droids in the hall start blasting. There’s a sound like Wrecker ripping the hull off of a ship and the droids start yelling.
“Take him he’s the most injured.” The woman orders her companion, pointing at Crosshair. “I refuse to lose to a clone.”
“You certainly ran from him quickly.” Crosshair spat. He’s unsteady, but if he can get to the control panel for Wrecker’s cell…
He punches the man in front of him. There’s a shout, but Crosshair can only move so fast on a broken leg and finds a blaster leveled at his face, out of range. He puts his hands up and a stun baton hits his back.
He hears the others shouting as he goes down, tasting blood. They cuff him and drag him out of the cell and something on the ground catches his eyes. There’s too much light in the hallway between the cells for his shadow to be that dark, and he knows his shadow can’t grin.
“I told you to leave them alone.”
That’s Echo’s voice, if Echo was something massive and predatory speaking from the depths of a cavern too dark to see into. And those are Echo’s eyes, the violet golden color he’s grown familiar with. The handprint on his chest is Torrent blue, the 99 to the left of it in the same red the Batch uses. But the rest of him is black and white and something like armor. There’s a knife where his scomp should be, something shining on the ends of his fingers that could be claws and could be something else entirely. There’s too many teeth. Crosshair doesn’t have the words and doesn’t know how much of that is because of the concussion.
The woman keeps her blaster pointed at Crosshair’s head. The man points his at Echo, who sighs and raises his arms.
Something flashes. Someone yells. Something yanks Crosshair out of the way and he screams. When he stops, Echo has his teeth in the woman’s throat.
“Bleh. Never liked doing that.” Echo grumbles. He hurries to Crosshair, crouching down just out of arm’s reach with a face closer to what they’re used to. There are red lines over one eye much like Crosshair’s tattoo. “Are you alright?”
“When the fuck did you get a tail vod?” He croaks. Echo smiles, worry and relief plain as day even with the damn concussion. “Can we leave now?”
It doesn’t take too long to find their armor and weapons, even with Wrecker carrying Crosshair. Most of the droids had been in the hallway, and they clear out the remainder with ease as they get their stuff and swipe a speeder to get to the Marauder. Echo scomps into a terminal, he can practically hear Tech holding back questions when the blade changes smoothly back to a scomp, and retrieves the data they came for before they leave.
Crosshair’s gritting his teeth in pain by the time they get to the ship. While Tech and Wrecker are taking care of him, Hunter and Echo head straight for the controls. They don’t fully relax until they’re off the planet. Echo leans forward with a sigh, skin warping back into his usual shape.
“That could have gone worse.” Hunter groaned. Echo snorted. Something beeped.
“If that’s another mission we’re not here.” Echo grumbled. Hunter would have laughed if he hadn’t been so surprised. When his face is back under control, he answers the comm.
“Sir.”
“Hunter I’m glad I caught you.” The small blue form of Commander Cody says. “You boys alright? Is Echo there?”
He sounded stressed. “We just wrapped up the mission, only need to send in the data. Crosshair’s injured, he might be out of commission for a few days. Echo’s right here.” The ARC trooper waved one hand in range of the comm. “What’s wrong?”
Cody sighed, rubbing his hands over his face. “The Chancellor was a Sith, he’s now dead, and Fives was involved.”
Echo’s in front of the comm in a heartbeat. “Fives is on Coruscant?”
“The Chancellor’s a Sith?” Hunter asks because that also sounds important.
“It’s been a long day.” Cody replies. “I’ll give you the rundown but first, how soon can you get to Coruscant?”
“About two days if nothing goes wrong.” Echo replied. Hunter steps in.
“Would it be easier to send us a report? I assume you need to send one out anyway, and we can get the full details when we arrive.” Echo opens his mouth. “I’m not going to stop you getting details about your twin, but Cody looks exhausted and I know the others will have questions.”
“Fine.” Echo grumbles as Cody agrees. “You tell that idiot I’m going to wring his neck when I see him okay?”
Far away, an ARC trooper blinked and looked up. Something had pinged across his mind, resonating in his veins and resting on his back like a weight.
“Something wrong?” One of the Corries asked. Fives grinned, tired and relieved.
“Somewhere my twin is pissed at me.”
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htis · 6 years ago
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How the Force changed with every Star Wars Episode....
I have tried to note all 'first time' uses and descriptions of The Force in all Saga films in order of release. The Force started as something very basic and vague but expanded greatly with every film in the series. I've done this from memory so I may have missed some. Also, I've tried to only included new 'Force Powers' (or uses of a Lightsaber, as it could be a 'Force enhanced' use) from each film and not mention uses of a power seen in a previous film unless it was used in a significantly different way.
IV
Obi Wan Kenobi describes it as: "An energy field created by all living things." "It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together." Vader says: "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of The Force."
· Obi Wan uses the 'JEDI MIND TRICK' on some Stormtroopers
· Luke can DEFLECT blaster bolts from a remote with his Lightsaber while 'blindfolded'
· Vader uses the force to 'CHOKE' an Imperial Officer
· Vader SENSES Obi Wan's presence when he is close by but out of sight
· Obi Wan uses The Force to DISTRACT some Stormtroopers with a noise (and presumably the same power to scare Sand People earlier)
· Obi Wan tells Vader that he will become "more powerful that you can possibly imagine" if Vader kills him
· Obi Wan vanishes as Vader's Lightsaber swings to kill him
· Luke hears Obi Wan talking to him from 'beyond the grave'
· Luke uses The Force to help him fire the proton torpedoes 'on target'
V
Yoda describes The Force: "Life creates it. Makes it grow. It's energy surrounds us, and binds us." "Luminous beings are we (he pinches Luke's shoulder) not this crude matter. "You must feel The Force around you (gesturing) Here, between you, me, the tree, the rock. Even between the land, and the ship."
· Luke FORCE PULLS his Lightsaber to him in the Wampa cave
· Obi Wan appears as a 'FORCE GHOST' and talks to Luke
· Vader CHOKES officers while communicating via hologram
· Luke's physical training involves a lot of (presumably Force enhanced) acrobatics
· Luke LEVITATES several large objects
· Luke SENSES the 'Dark Side' from the cave
· Luke experiences a 'FORCE VISION' on Dagobah fighting an apparently physical 'manifestation' of Darth Vader
· Yoda lifts Luke's X-Wing out of the swamp and places it on land
· Luke has a VISION of the (possible) future
· Luke FORCE JUMPS out of the Carbon Freezing Chamber
· Vader uses 'TELEKINESIS' to THROW large objects at Luke
· Luke 'CALLS' to Leia though the Force and she hears him
· Vader CALLS to Luke though the Force (it's implied that this is audio only communication)
VI
(in a deleted scene) Vader CALLS though the Force from the Death Star over Endor to Luke on Tatooine
· Luke CHOKES some Gamorrean Guards
· Luke tries to do the the JEDI MIND TRICK on Jabba (we learn it does not work on all species)
· Luke DEFLECTS blaster bolts with his Lightsaber
· Yoda vanishes (becomes one with The Force) at the point of death
· Obi Wan appears as a FORCE GHOST and appears to interact with physical objects
· Luke SENSES 'conflict' (and Good) in Vader
· Vader MIND READS Luke and learns about 'his sister'
· The Emperor uses FORCE LIGHTNING on Luke
I
The Force is described by Qui Gon Jinn as communicating with people through microscopic organisms in the body's cells, called 'Midi Chlorians'. The significant thing mentioned about Anakin's powers by Qui Gon is PREMONITION. "He can see things before they happen."
· Obi Wan and Qui Gon hold their breath for an extended time against the Dioxis gas
· Obi Wan and Qui Gon run using FORCE SPEED
· Qui Gon uses his Lightsaber to melt a door
· (Of note: We learn about a prophecy of one who will bring 'Balance to The Force')
· (Also of note: When Qui Gon dies he does not dissapear. He is cremated.)
II
· Anakin (and later Mace Windu) jump and fall a great distance, and land safely
· Anakin is having PREMONITIONS in his dreams
· Yoda SENSES when Anakin murders the Sandpeople (?)
· Anakin tames a wild beast then rides it
· Obi Wan absorbs Count Dooku's FORCE LIGHTNING with his Lightsaber
· Yoda DEFLECTS Dooku's FORCE LIGHTNING back to him with his hand, which Dooku also DEFLECTS away with his hand
· Yoda completely absorbs Dooku's FORCE LIGHTNING with his hand
III
Yoda tells Obi Wan that Qui Gon: "Has learned the path to immortality." and "Returned from the netherworld of the force." and he will teach Obi Wan how to 'commune' with him.
· Dooku grabs Obi Wan with The Force, lifts him and THROWS him aside
· General Greivous (a non Force user) wields 4 Lightsabers against Obi Wan
· Mace Windu uses his Lightsaber to DEFLECT Darth Sideous' FORCE LIGHTNING back on to him at close range, apparently causing Sideous' face to become severely deformed
· After giving in to the 'Dark Side' Anakin's eyes turn yellow (for a time)
· Yoda DEFLECTS Darth Sideous' FORCE LIGHTNING with his hand back to Sideous. It and builds up as a ball of energy between then, finally exploding, blasting them both apart.
· Anakin and Obi Wan FORCE PUSH against each other
VII
· Kylo Ren FREEZES a blaster bolt in mid-air, where it stays till he leaves
· Kylo Ren MIND READS Poe Dameron to forcefully extract specific information
· Rey has a FORCE VISION where she sees and hears things from the past (and possibly the future)
· Kylo Ren uses The Force to 'FREEZE' Rey, who is unable to move
· Kylo Ren cause Rey to lose conciousness
· Kylo Ren starts to MIND READ Rey but she is able to push back and read his mind as well
VIII
· Snoke THROWS and drags General Hux around while communicating via hologram
· Rey SENSES 'the world' all around her using The Force
· Rey and Kylo Ren communicate and see each other through The Force (apparently enabled by Snoke) with even some limited physical interaction
· In a flashback Luke tells how he SENSED Kylo Ren's future
· Yoda's FORCE GHOST commands lightning from the sky to strike the ancient tree on Ach-to
· Luke FORCE PROJECTS himself to the planet Crait (while he's on Ach-to) to face down the First Order with a laser sword
· Kylo Ren picks up the dice that were part of Luke's PROJECTION before they dissapear (when Luke becomes one with The Force)
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villainoverlord · 4 years ago
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Earth 999 Complete Season 2
The year is 2021. Last year was a violent and messy one. In the chaos, the heroes managed to capture one villain. Its the first month of the year. An Aston Martin pulls up to a Mi6 containment facility. The driver and the 2 passengers exit the vehicle and enter the building. As they go deeper, the guards get more heavily armed. They finally enter the cell block. Bond says," She's all yours." Zoe and Ashlyn enter the elevator and travel down a floor. They enter a glass chamber. The chamber leads to a large dome. Inside the dome was a woman. The woman was skinny and tall. She wore a rabbit mask covering her entire face. Around her were pictures of the a rabbit like character. Ashlyn said," So you ready to talk yet?" The girl giggled before pressing her mask on the wall. The girl looked to be taunting Zoe and Ashlyn even while contained. Vanny finally spoke, she said," Why have you come here? I thought you were done with me." Ashlyn growled at the girl. Vanny stepped back before laughing. "Is that all you got?" She said. Zoe and Ashlyn left the cell as Vanny laughed.
The Escape: That night, the tech crew searched her laptop. In her cell, Vanny seemed almost calm. The tech plugged the computer in and the lights went out. The dome lifted. The guards aimed at Vanny who just sat there. When they came within a foot of her, she grabbed them and broke their arms. She grabbed a rifle and gunned down 7 agents on her way to the boiler room. She turned on the gas and exited the building. She threw a grenade into the buidling and it exploded from the gas, killing 6 agents. She then stole a car and drove off.
The End
It's early in the morning. A truck driver is preparing to leave. He grabs his keys and a bottle of beer. He spends 15 minutes driving. He is cruising down the highway when he feels like he's being watched. He takes another sip of beer. Then he feels breathing next to him. He turns to see a bird like creature sitting in the passenger seat. The creature touches the man's shoulder. The car crashes. When the police investigate they find a set off tracks leading off into the woods and bird feathers.
It's 2021. The war against the Collective has raged on for a year. Zoe and Ashlyn are looking for more leads on Tsunami and her goons. Zoe waits in the car while Ashlyn gets food. Then a Chevy Impala pulls next to them. Two men get out. One of them flirts with Ashlyn, but she rejects his advances. Ashlyn gets back in and says, " Did you see those two? Looks like we got a hunt. " Zoe asks, " What is it this time? " Ashlyn replies, " Well from our new friends Sam and Dean, we have some ancient beings to hunt. I give you Death, War, Famine and Pestilence. " Zoe replied, " Aren't those the four horsemen of the apocalypse? How could they be real? " Ashlyn responded, " You've seen the shit we've been doing right? "
The Hunt begins: The heroes follow Sam and Dean to an old mansion. Zoe finally meets the brothers. They enter the house to battle the darkness within. They walk through halls of famous paintings. They then enter a room with four chairs and a large fireplace. The chair on the far right was occupied. It had a bird like figure wearing a suit. It turned to face the heroes and said, " Welcome, I'm Death. " Dean aimed his pistol at Death. Death chuckled and said, " Your mortal weapons could never do enough damage. I suggest you put them away so we can act like civilized people. " Zoe and Sam put their guns away while Ashlyn just lowered it. Death said, " Coffee? Tea? " Zoe accepted tea while the rest stood their at full alert. Death said, " So Sam, Dean. Care to introduce your friends? " Dean said, " Cut to the chase feathers. Why are you killing more than your normal count?! " Ashlyn looked at them in confusion. Dean said, " This shitbag is one we've dealt with on occasion. Sam let's teach him a lesson!! " Sam said, " Wait Dean. We can't even harm him let alone kill him. Death, what do you want?" Death replied, " What do I want? I want to enjoy the chaos you have caused. I'm grateful Zoe and Ashlyn. Your hunt for the Collective has given me more more bodies than I could ever dream of. Unfortunately many spirits are offering a lot for your corpses. Your gonna have to make me a better offer. So what have you got? " Ashlyn asked, " Before we bid for our lives. Tell me who wants us dead. " Death replied, " Your partnership with Charlie makes you a target for many demons and other things. " Ashlyn said, " We can offer you the souls of the Collective heads when we get them. Will that do? " Death replied, " That should cover the debt for about 7 to 8 years. Pleasure doing business with you girls. Oh and Dean, my quota has been filled so I'll be sticking with the usual cast of deaths. See you around. " He then disappeared in a puff of smoke. Everyone coughed before leaving.
The End
t's 2021. The world is at war. It's a warm day in Iraq. A squad of marines is walking through a village. Then they feel something. An urge to kill all the villagers consumes them. They aim their rifles at the unsuspecting villagers and open fire. Once the smoke clears, 17 men and women lay dead. The squad leader looks around in confusion. The carnage was overwhelming. In the high tower of the village, a bird-like figure stood watching over the corpses. It chuckled at the carnage before disappearing.
Back in America, the soldiers were arrested for war crimes and sent to prison. Zoe, Ashlyn, and the Winchesters arrived at the prison and walked inside. The squad leader said," I don't know what happened. We thought they were hostile. Something was controlling us." Dean asked," Did you see a bird-headed man anywhere?" A nearby soldier said," Yeah, how did you know?" Sam stepped in saying," Gentlemen what you saw was one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse." The marines looked at them with bright eyes. Another soldier said," You mean the Horsemen from the Bible?" Sam replied," Yes, we believe you were being influenced by War." The group left the prison.
War Strikes again: It's a calm day in San Fransisco. A veteran is sitting on his porch when something consumes him. He grabs his rifle and walks into a bank. 3 hours later, he is in jail and 13 people are dead. The heroes arrive and talk to the man. Its the same story. An urge to kill.
The End
It's 2021. Many villains have gone into hiding. It's a cold January morning in Russia. A patrolling soldier walks through the town. He enters the forest and nervously treads through the snow. He hears branches snap, but thinks nothing of it. Then he hears metal moving. He turns around and aims his rifle. The light shows nothing. He feels breathing behind him and turns around. He stumbles back when he locks eyes with him. It's General Grievous, long thought to be dead. Grievous ignites a saber and stikes down the soldier. Behind the General is a legion of Collective soldiers. They take over a large portion of Russia in three days.
The Battle begins: The UN watched as the fiendish cyborg slaughtered hundreds. They prepared a task force. Unfortunately, Grievous took Moscow before they could respond and took Putin hostage. A clone squad is sent to support the marines. Leading them is the mysterious General Harpy, a clone who has fought many battles. They land outside Moscow. The marines take down a light patrol. Harpy scouts ahead for Grievous. Harpy shoots 8 enemy soldiers down on her way to the Kremlin. Harpy and the clones make to the Kremlin, but it appears to be abandoned. They hear firefights raging throughout the streets. Then all of Harpy's clones are gunned down. Harpy looks around to find the shooter. They pull out a lightsaber and prepare for battle. Then he appears. The one they came for, Grievous stood there holding a rifle. He threw a grenade at Harpy, blasting the clone back.
The End
Grievous walked over to the clone. He was shocked when he saw the face under the helmet. It looked like the other clones he had killed, but female. Harpy shot Grievous in the chest. The general ignited all four sabers and said," Time to die scum!!!" Harpy ignited her saber and the pair walked toward each other. Harpy slashed a Grievous, He blocked her and swung at her legs. She dodged and struck at his arms. He turned and slashed her in the arm. Harpy fell down. She blocked a swing from Grievous before kicking him in the leg. He tripped and she ran for her blaster. When she turned to fire, he was gone. He leaped down from a collum. She clashed blades with him. He kicked her in the leg. She fell again and had a saber to her throat. She dropped her weapons. As he prepared to finish her off, she used the force for the first time and pushed him back into a car. She grabbed her weapons and limped away. Grievous pulls out a blaster and fired at her. She deflected the shots back at him. The gun was shot out of his hand. She tried to run, but Grievous fired a harpoon and caught her. He pulled her back and prepared to finish her off barehanded. Then a marine rammed a car into the General, sending him flying into a window. Harpy got in the car and escaped. Grievous climbed out and saw choppers full of more troops. He ran to his starfighter and flew off. The Battle of Russia claimed 500 lives on the UN side. 800 civilians perished. The leader of the Collective forces was never caught. Putin was rescued and returned to his position. 500 Collective soldiers were captured and imprisoned in Russia following Grievous's departure.
The End
It's 2021. Russia has been freed from General Grievous. It's a cold morning at the Moscow airport. 5 men stand in the elevator. They all have large rifles. As the doors open, one of them says words that ignite a terrible spark," Remember, No Russian." The men step out into the lobby and proceed to aim their rifles. The unsuspecting patrons of the airport see them mere seconds before the men fire into the crowd. Screams can be heard. Security rushes in, but meets the same fate. The men casually walk up the stairs and gun down more people. Then they start using grenades. People lie everywhere. The screams drowned out by automatic gunfire. The men make it to the boarding area. Russian SWAT police await them. The police fire, taking out 2 of the gunmen. The other 3 spray the police, killing them. As they walk outside, more police await. The leader throws a grenade into a police van. They make it to the luggage area. A van busts through the wall. The back opens revealing Tsunami and Selina. Tsunami says," Makarov, kill the blonde one. He's a spy." The spy is met with a bullet to the chest. Makarov stands over him and says," This attack isn't enough of a message. Your death is the final piece." Makarov shoots the spy in the head. He gets in the van with the other gunman and they drive off. As the van departs, Russian military arrives. They check the body and ID him as an American. Russia falls into chaos and Makarov assumes control of the country. The Collective becomes the military force of Russia. War is declared on the UN. World War 3 has begun.
t's February 2021. The UN has been targeted by Russia. Old alliances reform from the Second World War. The Allies reform. Because of the increased size of Earth and as a result, expanded population, conscription is not needed. The armies of the free world are seen as large enough to defeat Russia. Vietnam veterans are pulled back into service. Clones and UNSC Marines are deployed to fight against the Communists. The first shots of World War 3 were fired on February 8th, 2021 in France. A battle between Marines and Brutes was the first of many. Soon the Russians took Norway. Even though the moves made by Russia resembled WW2, there was a difference. The Russians knew that they could win. They had millions of soldiers because of Makarov. Tsunami became the Minister of War in Russia. Grievous became the Supreme Commander of the army. Many of the Collective's high ranking members became the Russian council. The world watched as Makarov shot Putin live on TV. Europe had become a warzone. The Allies recruited more nations to their cause. South Korea, Italy, and France joined. The UK was the first to deploy its army. Germany seemed to ignore the Russians. Secretly in Germany, The Collective had released an ancient evil not seen since the 1940s. The evil that was released in Berlin was one that all Germans feared. The Nazis have returned from the dead and at it's front was the most hated man to ever live, Adolf Hitler lives once again.
The End
It's 2021 in the Atlantic ocean. Tsunami and her armies are pursuing the heroes who have stolen a 17th century ship. After watching the ship make a miraculous turn and evade fire, Cobrani said, " That's gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen. " Tsunami replies, " So it would seen. " At the helm of this ship is Lucifer, the ruler of Hell and father of Charlie. The crew is made up of Charlie, Vaggie, Lilith, Zoe and Ashlyn. Lilith tired a cannon, blasting a turret of the enemy battleship. The enemy crew opens fire with rifles. Tsunami tries to kill them herself. Zoe snipes her in the arm and the blast damages the ship. Selina screams, " This is why mom doesn't fucking love you!! " Tsunami groans and walks off. Lucifer sends a virus to the computers on the battleship. The captain looks and says, " Fre sh voca do? " The bridge bursts into flames. Cobrani says, " Its meme warfare. What do we do? " Tsunami replies, " Play their fucking game. I'm sure I can out meme them. " Charlie finds a pack of weed and says, " Dad, look it's the good kush! " Lucifer replies, " This is the dollar store, how good can it be? " Vaggie proceeds to toss the weed on to the battleship. The crew get distracted. Ashlyn finds a pair of mega cannons. Tsunami looks and says, " What are those!!!! " The cannons destroy the ship and the villains flee. As a last taunt, Lucifer summons a fireball and asks, "Charlie you want the ball!" She leaps over and fires it at the villains. In the boats, the villains regroup. Tsunami flinched as the fireball blew up a boat. She looked at her sister and said, " Fuck this shit I'm out! " Zoe looks out at the boats and saye, " Look at all those chickens. " Selina looks into the water and sees lemons. She says, " When life gives you lemons? " Tsunami groans in anger.
The End
It's a cold morning in Canada. A hunter walks through the brush. He spots a deer and aims his rifle. The deer stands up on its hind legs and charges at him. Another deer runs past him. They aren't deer though. The skeletal one class at the armoured one. They drag the brawl into the trees. The skeletal one is thrown out of the tree and is banged up in the branches. The winner crawls down and kills the hunter before running off. The loser limps to the highway.
2 days later: At Zoe and Ashlyn's apartment, they hunt for Tsunami and her goons. Then they hear a knock on their door. Zoe opens it and sees Lucifer standing there holding a folder. Lucifer walks in and says, " I've brought you two a lead. The bitch sent one of her lackeys into Canada. A local turned up dead. Only witness the police have is a monster and the locals aren't happy about it. " Zoe replies, " What kind of monster they got? " Lucifer replies, " Wendigo. It claims to have battled the terrorist. Also I have a request before you head out. Take Lilith with you. She wants some action. "
The North: Lilith meets up with Zoe and Ashlyn at the border. They enter Canada and head to the police station. After some mishaps with Lilith, they make it into the cells. Zoe says, " So you fought a terrorist? " The wendigo sighs and says, "That's not what they think. They think I killed that man." Lilith wanders around while Ashlyn watched her. Zoe asked, " What's your name? "The wendigo replied," I'm Kanti . Who are you and why do you care so much? " Zoe replied, "We think that you fought one of the many killers working for the Collective. We can get you free of you help us find the thing you fought."
The next day: Zoe, Ashlyn , Lilith and Kanti traveled to her cabin. Meanwhile in the town, a woman walks through the woods. She heard footsteps behind her. She turns and sees a black uniformed creature holding a handgun. The beast shoots her and cuts off the bodies arms. The police find the body and alert Zoe and Ashlyn. Ashlyn examines the body and comes to a conclusion. She says, " Its definitely Nyx. Who else removes arms? " Kanti grabs a hunting rifle and the heroes set up at the cabin. Nyx pulls up and walks up the path armed with an assault rifle. Kanti shoots a round, hitting Nyx in the leg. Lilith runs out to distract her. Nyx chased Lilith on to a frozen river. Zoe and Ashlyn follow along with Kanti. Lilith hides while Nyx changes targets. Kanti pushes a rotten tree over. It hits Nyx and drags her down into the ice. Lilith looks at the hole and sighs. The heroes mark Nyx as deceased and leave with their new friend.
The End
The year is 2021. Zoe and Ashlyn are drinking at a bar in San Francisco. Meanwhile at the beach, a young couple are kissing when a car pulls up. The boy grabs his wallet assuming its a cop. An elderly man walks up and knocks on the glass. The boy rolls down the window and the man stabs him in throat. The girl screams, but is shot by the man. When the police arrive, a officer checks the car and finds a note. He stumbles back, dropping the note. It read "Dear SFPD, I'm back after all these years. Yours truly, the Zodiac"
The Hunt Begins: The case is reopened. Zoe and Asylum are hot on the hunt for an old killer. Leads are being found everywhere. The police get another letter. It reads" Dear SFPD, your just us useless as ever. Your failure will cost more lives. My slave count is 50 and counting. More letters to come. Yours truly, the Zodiac " One night on a highway, a man is driving. He pulls up to a station and goes inside. When he gets back, another car is beside his. An elderly man says," Your tank is bad. Wanna ride with me?" The man gets it the elderly's car. They drive for two hours. The silence is broken when the elder says," You won't make it through the night. I'll kill you. Before I do however. I need to know something. " The man jumps from the car. The driver stops and draws a gun. The man is shot at three times, but escapes. A week later, a cop is sitting in his car when he is shot in the neck. A black car drives off and a crowd gathers. Zoe and Ashlyn check the bodies and find nothing linking them. Then another letter arrives two weeks after the cops murder. It read" I shot one of your officers. Quite a nasty lad he was. That young man I drove was quite pleasant although my urge said he had to go. I have more than 20 more planned for the coming years. Your little girls you have hunting me are quite attractive. They'd be quite nice to cut up. The Zodiac " Zoe and Asylum are annoyed that they've been targeted. That night as they walk to the motel, a black car pulls up and the driver fires 5 times at them before driving off. A week later, A couple is walking in the woods. They see a black car driven by an strong looking man. The man is wearing a mask and vest. The couple try to walk away, but are shot. A few days later, another cop is shot. Its March and 5 people have been killed. Another letter arrived and said" More victims. Its been 3 months and you haven't come any closer. When will you learn that I'm not capable of being stopped. I'm going to kill your little girls in 2 days. Have them settle their debts before they join my horde of slaves. Its almost over. The Zodiac" A finger print is lifted from the letter. It matches Arthur Allen Leigh, the only man to gain a warrant during the original spree. Zoe and Ashlyn head to a warehouse. Its time to settle the score. A black car pulls up and out steps an elderly man holding a pistol. He says," Ready to die?" Ashlyn chuckles and says," I'm not the one dying tonight Arthur. " Zoe draws her pistol and aims at Arthur. He turns to shoot, but Zoe is faster. She pulls the trigger and puts a round into Arthur's chest. He drops his gun and stumbles back into a trash can. Zoe shoots him again and Arthur falls to ground, dead. The police arrive along with paramedics. They pronounced Arthur as dead. The Zodiac Killer died on March 7, 2021 from two gunshots to the chest. 55 people died between 1966 and 2021. They have been avenged by two young women who stopped a monster.
Its 2021 in Las Angeles. A dark night is the setting. At an old film studio, A group of college students explore around the wooden halls. There are desks everywhere with unfinished art. A black liquid covered the floor. Then they find a large machine. Its hanging from the ceiling with a nozzle at the front. A voice filled the halls singing," I was not always a monster. Once I was somebody's muse. " The students are confused. The creaking of the wood gets closer. They decide to leave. As the near the exit, dripping and sloshing can be heard. With the exit in sight, they run for it. An axe lands down in front of them. The person holding it is a pale woman with a disfigured face. She wore a black dress with a bow. The woman said," Why leave? We were just getting started. When the police arrive, they find the students dead. Their car is missing with a trail of black liquid leading from the door to the parking spot.
Zoe and Ashlyn drive through LA when they hear about the attack on the radio. The radio says a name. Joey Drew Studios. Ashlyn says," Didn't they make cartoons in the 20s and 30s?" Zoe replies, " Yeah, we watched some last Christmas. They weren't that bad from what I remember. Wanna check it out?" Ashlyn says," A case with an axe wielding maniac is perfect for us." They drive to the studio and check out the scene. Zoe finds some files revealing why the studio closed down. She says," Looks like they did some messed up shit here. They supposedly brought their characters to life with magic ink." Ashlyn says," That's fuckin, weird. Looks like some jars of ink were stolen from here." They find a camera and watch the footage. As the killer strikes, Zoe recognizes her. She says, " No way! Is that Alice Angel?" Ashlyn looks at the footage and replies, " How the fuck is she alive? She's a god damn cartoon." The pair walk further into the studio. Zoe says," She's not here. The cops said that the kids car was missing. We should be out there looking for her."
That night in a dump, the owner hears rustling. He grabs a shotgun and checks it out. He sees a woman with a black dress digging in the trash. He says," Hey! We're closed, get out!" The woman turns and says," I need your parts for my project. Let me have them and you shall live." The man fires his rifle at her. She doesn't fall over of even seem damaged by the bullets. She walks up to him and stabs him with a pipe. She loads a bunch of parts into the truck before driving off.
Zoe and Ashlyn check out the dump and watch the footage. Zoe says," Its definitely her. How are we gonna stop her if a shotgun did nothing?" Ashlyn says," We always find a way to kill them. Don't worry." Zoe says," Isn't it weird that those kids were even there in the first place? Who would tell them about that place?" Ashlyn replies," You don't think its them do you?" Zoe says," It could be. This seems like something she would do." Ashlyn says," When we find Alice, lets beat it out of her."
Two days go by with Alice hiding. Zoe and Ashlyn assume that the Collective tricked the students into releasing Alice. Meanwhile, Alice walks into a gun store and steals a shotgun. She kills the owner and shoots the camera. Zoe and Ashlyn drive over and see her. Alice fires a blast at them. Zoe fires three shots at Alice, all of them going through her. Ashlyn says," If this bitch can handle bullets, lets try a more effective approach. " She rams her car into Alice. Alice is hurled into her car and breaks the windshield. Alice gets up and dissolves into a puddle which leaks into the sewer. Ashlyn walks up and says," You think we got her?" Zoe says," With our luck,she's still going. We'll just have to see
Its 2021 in London. Tsunami is drinking with her sisters, Selena and Eclipse. Tsunamis phone beeps. She groans, picks it up and gasps. It was a picture of one of her squads, dismembered with a note in blood. Come back it said. Tsunami says," God fucking dammit. Now they call?" The next day, Tsunami storms a warehouse, strangely so did Zoe and Ashlyn. They aimed at each other. Tsunami said," We aren't here for you! This is a personal issue." A creature swoops down and lands in between the two groups. It resembles Eclipse, but somehow older and more attractive. It says in a seductive voice, " Hello Darling. Did you miss us?" Zoe says," Who the fuck is this?" Tsunami sighs and says," That would be my mother, Linota." Linota said," Dear, who are these animals with firearms?" Tsunami said," I thought you'd watch us like the freak you are. As for them. They are my rivals. Why the fuck did you kill one of my squads? " Linota waved her hand and pushed Zoe and Ashlyn against the wall. She said," I always new you'd make enemies with weaklings. I'm shocked you haven't killed them. Your father would be disappointed. " Tsunami yelled," I don't have to please your magic ass! I do what I want!" Linota lifted Tsunami up by the throat. Selina and Eclipse aimed at their mother. Linota pushed their goons into boxes. She said," Tell your sisters and their monkeys to back off." Tsunami said," Stand Down." The goons lowered their weapons. Linota dropped Tsunami and said," You were always messy with your armies and plans. Why couldn't you be like us?" Tsunami said," You made Eclipse like that against her will! Why would I become a freak!" Linota replied," I'd think you want power. Not this pathetic technology that your obsessed with." Zoe said," What the Hell is that thing?" Linota flew over to Zoe and said," I'm a god. You should respect me." Zoe stabbed Linota in the chest. She pulled it out and broke it. She said, " Since I've never met you, I'll make you a deal. Stay out of my families business or I'll skin you in front of your children. " A ring of fire formed around the villains. Linota flew into it and it disappeared. Zoe and Ashlyn were confused.
The End
Linota had teleported her children to mansion in Wales. She walked over and said," We need to chat. First I need to deal with my guest. Excuse me." She walked out of the room holding a knife. Screaming could be heard before a squish sound emitted. Linota dragged another werewolf into the room and laid him on a pentagram. She lit him on fire and absorbed his life force. Tsunami signed and said," I assume you did the same to our father?" Linota wiped the blood off her snout and said," Oh you never had a father. I used magic to conceive you three." Selena started vomiting. Tsunami said," Coming from a terrorist, your really messed up Mom." Linota said," You wouldn't believe how much I gave to create you three. I sacrificed dozens to please Lucifer. He wouldn't have it." Tsunami said," I have to fight Lucifer now. He had that brat of a daughter. " Linota said," I didn't think Lucifer would become good. When did that happen?" Tsunami said," A few years ago. He's a real pain." Linota said," That would explain why my sacrifices had no prize. Shame. They were quite the catch." She walked around her mansion. Shelves of rifles and other weapons filled the halls. Tsunami said to her sisters," Why the hell can she teleport, but not Lucifer of Lilith?" Linota said," I'll show you." She pointed to a large book. She said," I stole that when I escaped Hell. Lucifer never suspected a thing. I cast a spell every five years to limit his power. Best thing is that all spells in here have no outside fix. They're all in the book." Tsunami asked," Why were you in Hell?" Linota said," When you left after your senior year, I fell into a depression. I killed myself to escape the pain. After some time in Hell, I realized it was not for me. So I stole the book and escaped. " Tsunami said," You left us!!" She grabbed a knife and held it to Linota's throat. Linota snapped the knife in half. Tsunami said," Why don't you just stay dead!!! You made us this way!!! It's your fault!!!!" Linota sighed and said," I just wanted a perfect set of children. You were all I had." Tsunami said," Why did you call now?" Linota replied, " I missed you, but wanted to give you space. Can you forgive me?" Tsunami said," Why should we? Because you show up and help us? We didn't need your help. We have friends in high places. I basically run Russia. " Linota chuckled and said," Because that ape, Makarov is president? I can give you real power. Here's a little secret. I helped found your little cult. Ever wonder how all those groups showed up? I sent them there. I knew you'd need help with your plans." Tsunami said," I don't need help!! I could destroy a city!!!" Linota said," You could only destroy a helicarrier. A city is to much for any of your friends. You need my help." Tsunami said," I knew you wouldn't trust me!! Typical for you!!!" Linota said," Your friends trusted me and I them. What I did wasn't because I didn't trust you. It was because I did trust you. I trusted you to run a group strong enough to make a difference. To prove it, I have letters from each of you bodyguards and top assassins. Read them." Tsunami snatched the letters and split them among the three. Linota was right. Nyx, Sywn, Demo, Cobrani. They all wrote about their faith in Tsunami. Tsunami looks at her grinning mother and said," Wanna win a fucking war?!" Linota said," I'd be happy to assist you in your exploits. Just let me deal with Lucifer and his whores." They all hugged and left to commit murder and terror.
The End
The year is 1992 in California. A group of college kids head out to camp for a week in the woods. They set up their tent and go to sleep one by one. The last student draws in his notebook while sitting next to his girlfriend. He feels as if something is watching him. He grabs a knife and heads out into the bushes. He hears dripping and tearing sounds. HE assumed it was a coyote or bear. It turned out that his curiosity would cost him more than he bargained for. He saw a dead deer with its throat torn apart. Next to him, he felt breathing. He couldn't see his attacker. The creature crawled over to the camp. The next morning, a ranger came up. He saw a torn up tent. He got out and found all 5 of the kids. All of then had been eaten.....
2021: Zoe and Ashlyn drive through California, the radio is tuned for the news. Another group of kids has been killed and eaten. They drove over to the camp grounds. At the entrance was a pair of police cars. They saw 12 people. One, a female, looked to be in the Army. They got out and asked," What happened? " An Officer replied, " Some kids got killed by a bear. Happens to often around hear." Ashlyn walks over to the soldier and says," What brings the Army here Miss?" The soldier replied, " Private First Class Allison Rae. We got a call about some strange wildlife. They sent me out to deal with it. I wished I would be in the Middle East fighting Covenant, but I'm stuck here hunting for wildlife." Ashlyn said," We could help and speed up the process. " Allison replied, " If you want. I don't mind. I'll take any help after what happened to those kids." Just then the coroner pulled a tray, holding a badly mutilated student. Allison said," I realized why I was here after seeing that. Some thing is out there. Something not natural." The trio head over to the site. The tents were scrapped and claws marks covered the ground and tables. Zoe said," What in the fuck?" Ashlyn noticed a claw embedded in a tree. She yanked it out and examined it. She said," I legit have no fucking clue what this belongs too." Allison examined it and gasped. SHe said," God dammit. " Zoe asked, "What is it?" Allison sighed and replies, " I know what that is. Its a Carnotaurus tooth." The pair looked at her in confusion. She continued, " So its true." Zoe asked, " What's true?" Allison explained, " In the late 80s, some company was paid off to make real dinosaurs. No one thought they succeeded. But I would recognize the tooth of my favorite dino anywhere. Folklore says that in 92, the first group of kids fell prey to the dino. I never believed the reports, until now that is."
The search is on: That night, a ranger sits in his office doing paper work. He hears branches snapping and crunching. He looks out his window and screams. The next morning, Zoe, Ashlyn and Allison returned. They gasped when they saw the severed head of the Cargo. Written in blood was," Ill be waiting!" Allison examined the writing and groaned. She said," Would you believe a dino wrote this?" Ashlyn replied, " Your joking right?" Allison's face said otherwise. The trio examined the head. Allison said," This thing was almost cut off in one move. Damn strong bitch that did this." In the bushes stood a black dinosaur. It watched them. Then it ran off when a man yelled that he found the body of the Carnotaurus. The trio walked over and gazed at the corpse. Another note had been left. It read," Send your best men. I'll challenge then." The police were extremely confused as to what was going on. The trio knew very little. Then as the SWAT team rolled up, Suzanne rammed it against a tree. She threw the officers into rocks, snapping their spines. Allison ran over to her truck. She pulled out a sniper rifle and aimed it. Suzanne tore through 4 officers, shredding them. She ran off into the woods. Allison yelled," Zoe, Ashlyn, grab those rifles and get in!!" They drove off after Suzanne. It was getting dark. They were alone. They sat together in the truck, falling asleep. Then a tree snapped. Suzanne stood in the road. They tried to fire, but nothing happened. Suzanne said," I fixed your little toys." Allison said," Save yourselves, I'll deal with the cunt." The pair got out. Allison speed up and drove into Suzanne. They sped off for 2 minutes before crashing into a ranger station. Suzanne was crushed. When the police arrived, both Allison and Suzanne were knocked out. Suzanne was captured and sent to prison. Zoe and Ashlyn watched as their new friend was loaded into an ambulance. The doctor said," Don't worry, your friend will make it." They felt relieved and waited at the hospital.
The End
The year is 1992 in California. A group of college kids head out to camp for a week in the woods. They set up their tent and go to sleep one by one. The last student draws in his notebook while sitting next to his girlfriend. He feels as if something is watching him. He grabs a knife and heads out into the bushes. He hears dripping and tearing sounds. HE assumed it was a coyote or bear. It turned out that his curiosity would cost him more than he bargained for. He saw a dead deer with its throat torn apart. Next to him, he felt breathing. He couldn't see his attacker. The creature crawled over to the camp. The next morning, a ranger came up. He saw a torn up tent. He got out and found all 5 of the kids. All of then had been eaten.....
2021: Zoe and Ashlyn drive through California, the radio is tuned for the news. Another group of kids has been killed and eaten. They drove over to the camp grounds. At the entrance was a pair of police cars. They saw 12 people. One, a female, looked to be in the Army. They got out and asked," What happened? " An Officer replied, " Some kids got killed by a bear. Happens to often around hear." Ashlyn walks over to the soldier and says," What brings the Army here Miss?" The soldier replied, " Private First Class Allison Rae. We got a call about some strange wildlife. They sent me out to deal with it. I wished I would be in the Middle East fighting Covenant, but I'm stuck here hunting for wildlife." Ashlyn said," We could help and speed up the process. " Allison replied, " If you want. I don't mind. I'll take any help after what happened to those kids." Just then the coroner pulled a tray, holding a badly mutilated student. Allison said," I realized why I was here after seeing that. Some thing is out there. Something not natural." The trio head over to the site. The tents were scrapped and claws marks covered the ground and tables. Zoe said," What in the fuck?" Ashlyn noticed a claw embedded in a tree. She yanked it out and examined it. She said," I legit have no fucking clue what this belongs too." Allison examined it and gasped. SHe said," God dammit. " Zoe asked, "What is it?" Allison sighed and replies, " I know what that is. Its a Carnotaurus tooth." The pair looked at her in confusion. She continued, " So its true." Zoe asked, " What's true?" Allison explained, " In the late 80s, some company was paid off to make real dinosaurs. No one thought they succeeded. But I would recognize the tooth of my favorite dino anywhere. Folklore says that in 92, the first group of kids fell prey to the dino. I never believed the reports, until now that is."
The search is on: That night, a ranger sits in his office doing paper work. He hears branches snapping and crunching. He looks out his window and screams. The next morning, Zoe, Ashlyn and Allison returned. They gasped when they saw the severed head of the Cargo. Written in blood was," Ill be waiting!" Allison examined the writing and groaned. She said," Would you believe a dino wrote this?" Ashlyn replied, " Your joking right?" Allison's face said otherwise. The trio examined the head. Allison said," This thing was almost cut off in one move. Damn strong bitch that did this." In the bushes stood a black dinosaur. It watched them. Then it ran off when a man yelled that he found the body of the Carnotaurus. The trio walked over and gazed at the corpse. Another note had been left. It read," Send your best men. I'll challenge then." The police were extremely confused as to what was going on. The trio knew very little. Then as the SWAT team rolled up, Suzanne rammed it against a tree. She threw the officers into rocks, snapping their spines. Allison ran over to her truck. She pulled out a sniper rifle and aimed it. Suzanne tore through 4 officers, shredding them. She ran off into the woods. Allison yelled," Zoe, Ashlyn, grab those rifles and get in!!" They drove off after Suzanne. It was getting dark. They were alone. They sat together in the truck, falling asleep. Then a tree snapped. Suzanne stood in the road. They tried to fire, but nothing happened. Suzanne said," I fixed your little toys." Allison said," Save yourselves, I'll deal with the cunt." The pair got out. Allison speed up and drove into Suzanne. They sped off for 2 minutes before crashing into a ranger station. Suzanne was crushed. When the police arrived, both Allison and Suzanne were knocked out. Suzanne was captured and sent to prison. Zoe and Ashlyn watched as their new friend was loaded into an ambulance. The doctor said," Don't worry, your friend will make it." They felt relieved and waited at the hospital.
The End
The year is 1918 in Imperial Russian at the infamous Winter Palace. Tsar Nicholas the second us enjoying an evening with his family when the doors are burst open. Armed workers and soldiers burst in and open fire. Within a few weeks, the entire royal family was shot and a new political party ruled over the nation. The leader if this nation, the father of communism was Vladimir Lenin. He led with an iron fist, oppressing all who oppose him. Then in 1924, Lenin fell into a coma and later died. For more than 65 years, the Soviet Union ruled and dominated until 1991. Many leaders were head of this infamous nation.
2021: Its the middle of March in New Russia. The Collective had been annoyed with Makarov's handling of the country. They couldn't control the Germans. Eclipse, leader of the Navy, decided New Russia needed a different leader. As the historical documents filled the office, Eclipse and her sisters were exhausted. Then a new plan formed. A plan to reform the most infamous country to exist. Eclipse found the files for former Soviet leaders. One stuck out. She went to Tsunami and said," Makarov is failing, I'm not saying we should kill him, but he agrees that we need a new toy and I found the man for the job." Tsunami asked," Who did you choose?" Eclipse handed her a file from 1924. Tsunami opened it and said," Huh, this might work. Who is it?" Eclipse said," Its the founder of the USSR, Vladimir Lenin. " Tsunami asked," I assume you've located the remains? " Eclipse said," Luckily, Lenin's body was preserved so we don't have to rebuild it." Tsunami said," Selina and I say we do it."
The Rebirth of Communism: Eclipse and a few mystics opened Lenin's tomb. The brought him to the Winter Palace and placed him on the alter. Eclipse chanted in Latin. A green glow engulfed Lenin's body. A red beam shown down on him. A white mist was absorbed by the body. Once the light were gone, Eclipse said in Russian," Comrade Lenin? Are you awake?" Lenin's eyes opened and he sat up. He looked around the former palace and said," This place has changed since my day. What year is it?" Eclipse replied," It's 2021. We brought you back from Hell. The people need you." Lenin looked at the werewolf and said," People have changed as well. " Eclipse said," I'm not human and neither is most of the government, there and hundreds of species on Earth totaling 30 billion people. We wish for you to reclaim your title as leader of Russia." Lenin grabbed a pistol and aimed it at Eclipse. Eclipse said," I mean you no harm, we merely wish for you reclaim your old status." Lenin lowered the gun and said," Where is Stalin? Why didn't you bring him back?" Eclipse replied, "I couldn't find the body Please don't talk about the Nazi thing either, that's a separate event." Lenin set the gun down and walked around the palace. Eclipse followed him. A week later, Makarov stepped down from his role. In his place, an old face of terror. On March 25, 2021, the Collective held a ceremony for the new president of Russia. Lenin's first act was to rebuild the Soviet Union. He rebuilt the old Soviet government with the Collective as his ministers. Lenin and Tsunami got along quite well and hung out together. The Collective were shocked that Tsunami had a friend. Lenin made her the second in command of Soviet Russia. As a present for Lenin, Tsunami had Eclipse resurrect the entire Soviet Army. It seemed Lenin and Tsunami were getting close. A relationship that the Collective could manage, but meant death and destruction for the former Russian puppet states. The duo decided to take back the puppet states by force. 900,000 people died as a result of the invasion. On March 31, Tsunami and Lenin announced that they were dating. The Government poured out support for the new pair. The people were opposed to the President dating. This feeling was widespread and a NATO supported plot to kill Tsunami went bad. Lenin was outraged and started up the Soviet work camps to punish the people. The free world now had 2 superpower nations against them. A large conflict would ensue involving the Central Axis Powers versus the Allies. Russia became a spectator to the carnage while supporting the Central Axis Powers. Eclipse had brought back the Nazis, Imperial Japan and Fascist Italy along with Bulgaria, The Ottoman Empire, and Austria Hungary. This large force of evil started planning for war. A council was formed by members of the Central Axis Powers. Hitler, Mussolini, Hirohito, Franz Joseph, Osman the First, Ferdinand the First, and Kaiser Wilhelm the Second formed the council with Lenin as its head. The first charge of World War 3 began and Russia watched in glee.
The year is 2021 in the Soviet Union. Lenin has sleeping while Tsunami was spending her time buying land for bases. 2 days later, the mail arrived. Tsunami and Eclipse went through a care package shipped in from Romania. Most of it was jewels and armor. The strangest box though was shaped like a coffin. Tsunami grabbed a crowbar and tore into the box. It was a coffin, one with fancy fabric and ornate markings. Eclipse asked," You ordered a coffin from Romania? How fucked up are you?" Tsunami said," I bought a castle and all its contents. I didn't realize they would send me a body." They looked at the label on the box. It read Vlad Tepes III of Wallachia, 1431-1476. Tsunami chuckled and said," Do you know who's body we have?" Eclipse replied," No, I don't." Tsunami said," This man is the inspiration for Bram Stoker's Dracula. The vain of the Ottoman Empire during the 1400s and the infamous ruler of Wallachia. Vlad the Impaler." Eclipse replied," You have a 600-year-old corpse in our house and you see nothing wrong with this?" Tsunami tore off the coffin lid and gazed in. A skeleton with a severed head lay there holding a beautiful sword. Eclipse was disgusted by the body. Tsunami said," Do you know what we could gain by resurrecting this guy? We could destroy the Allies with him. He's the perfect weapon." The pair gazed at the corpse before returning to each other.
The End
The year is 2021 in Northern Michigan. Zoe and Ashlyn read about a new leader in Russia. They are exhausted from battling the Collective. Meanwhile, Alli is reading outside, minding her own business. The bushes rustle as something slowly crawls out of them. Alli looks over and sees glowing eyes. She sets her book down and backs up. The eyes do the same. Ashlyn calls Alli inside. When she looks back, the eyes are gone. The next day, Alli brings out a camera to grab a picture of the creature. Just as she expected, the eyes return. They were 3 feet off the ground. The thing emitted a high-pitched coo as it crawled out of the bush. Alli set the camera down and looked at the creature. It was a baby wendigo with yellow eyes. Ashlyn noticed it and came outside. The wendigo crawled away from her. Ashlyn said," What the heck is that thing doing in our backyard?" Alli replied," I don't know mom. It just seems to like me." Ashlyn sighed and said," These things eat people. We can't let it stay. It'll kill someone." The wendigo looked confused. Ashlyn then said," What has it been doing?" Alli replied," I think it lives in the bushes. I haven't seen it eat. It's too small to be a bad one right?" Ashlyn looked at the wendigo which was hiding behind the trash can. She said," It looks like its just a baby. It probably doesn't know what it's supposed to eat." She called for Zoe and Miller. They both came outside. Miller groaned when she saw the wendigo. Zoe said," Please don't say you wanna keep it. I'm not having a monster live in the backyard." Ashlyn said," It's a baby hon, it doesn't know what to do. I say we try it out, but I'm calling Kanti to check this thing." Alli let the wendigo inside and named it Twig. The next day, Kanti showed up. Twig was sleeping on the floor. Twig woke up when Kanti walked in and crawled over. Kanti said," Well aren't you a playful one. Let's check you out." 2 hours later, Kanti walked into the living room and said," Well for one thing it's a girl. The second thing is you can't keep it as a pet. Legally, a baby monster is classified the same as a human baby. Even though Twig is wild, you'd have to adopt her. I doubt that will be an issue. Just gotta call some friends." The next week, Twig was officially Zoe and Ashlyn's child. That night, Alli noticed Twig looking out the window. She asked," What are you doing? It's 3 in the morning." Twig crawled back to her blanket. Outside, Nyx, who had survived the incident in Canada, drove off as she was hunting Twig. The next day while they were out, Nyx and Xeno pulled up and grabbed Twig. Ashlyn drew her pistol and fired at the car. Nyx fired back and grazed Ashlyn. Inside the car, Twig growled at Nyx and clawed her. Nyx yelped as Twig slashed Xeno and broke out through the windshield. She limped all the way back while Xeno and Nyx crashed. The police came and arrested both criminals while taking Twig and Ashlyn to the hospital. Twig woke up to see her family around her. Alli hugged her.
The year is 2021 in April. Zoe and Ashlyn are sitting at home with their 3 kids Alli, Miller, and Twig. Twig runs around the room excitedly. Zoe says," We need a vacation. Lucifer can probably get us on a cruise." Ashlyn replies," He might. I'll call Charlie, she's there right now." Ashlyn dials her phone. Charlie picks up and says," Hey Ashlyn, what's up?" Ashlyn replies," Zoe wants to go on a cruise and she thinks your dad can get us onboard." Charlie replies," Lucky for you, Alastor, Angel, and Cherri declined. Me, Mom, Dad, and Vaggie were going. How many tickets would you guys need?" Ashlyn replies," We'd need 5. Can you manage it?" Charlie says," Yeah, the ship leaves from Florida so come down." Ashlyn replies," Thanks, We'll be there."
Chapter 2: The Party Gathering
Ashlyn drives down to Florida and boards the ship. Many high profile people are onboard. They walked up to Lucifer and chatted. Meanwhile, in the bridge, the captain prepares to set sail when the door opens. A tall figure emerges from the shadows. The captain groans when he realizes who it is. Alastor had teleported onboard. The two chatted as they were old friends. Back on the deck, Charlie heard something and turned. She saw Angel and Cherri. Lucifer said," Looks like Alastor joined us along with Angel and Cherri." The group looked over to see Angel and Cherri throwing water balloons at each other. Vaggie groaned while Twig rushed over. Angel said," Hey Cherri, look who came to say hi." Twig nuzzled Angel who smiled at the baby wendigo.
Chapter 3: The Horror Begins
The first night was enjoyable for the group. Alastor and Lucifer talked, Lilith played with Twig, Charlie and Vaggie gazed out at the ocean. Angel and Cherri chased each other around the deck. As the sun set, Angel ran to the bar. When he returned, Cherri was shaking. Angel comforted her while looking around. He saw a bright light hovering in the sky. Angel said," What the fuck?" Cherri said," Make it go away. It hurts." Charlie and Vaggie came over to help. The light disappeared in a fog bank. They helped Cherri back to the bar. Twig stared out a porthole, cooing. Alli noticed and asked," What are you doing Twig?" Twig pointed at the porthole. Alli looked out and saw a fog bank with red lightning. She said," Hey Miller, c' mere.' Miller walked over and saw the lightning-filled fog. Alli said," C'mon Twig, it's time for food." Twig followed. Zoe brought Twig on the deck. She fed Twig meat. Twig crawled to the railing. Zoe looked out. Twig pointed at the water. Zoe looked where Twig pointed. A creature with red eyes glared at them. Zoe gasped. The creature dove down. She brought Twig back inside. Zoe said," There's something out there. Where are we?" Alastor walked over and said," My dear, we are stranded." Zoe said," How the fuck do you know? For all we know, you did this." Alastor said," That is false, I felt something about an hour ago. Lucifer said the same and we can't use our powers. Something is keeping us here."
Chapter 4: The First Signs
As Zoe and Alastor argued, a clawing sound filled the room. Twig rushed under a table. Lucifer looked around. Outside, a man uses his phone when a clawed hand grabs the railing. He stumbles back. A creature with a somewhat human face climbed onboard. It had green hair, fangs, and a fish tail. It rushed over and clawed the man. The group heard the screams. Then the power cut out. Ashlyn said," What the hell is going on?" A growl filled the room. Twig started crying. Charlie comforted her. Alli held on to Ashlyn. They all stared at the door. A clawed hand smashed the window and felt around. It opened the door. the door crept open as the creature could be seen by the group. Alli said," What is that?!" Ashlyn said," I have no clue." Even Alastor looked concerned. The creature shrieked as it rushed over. Vaggie speared it in the head. The group barricaded the door before crowding around the body. Lucifer knelt down and checked it. He looked and said," I know what this is. It's one of God's mistakes. He banished them to one part of the ocean." Alli said," Where are we then?" Lucifer looked and said," My friends, we are in the Bermuda Triangle."
Chapter 5: Trapped
Lucifer continued," This is a mermaid. I'm sure we've all seen them in fiction. What the media doesn't show is that mermaids are ferocious monsters with no care to who they kill." Zoe said," Why the hell would someone sail here? Don't they know what happens here?" Lilith said," Tell them what else is out here." Lucifer sighed and said," As my wife said, there are other things out here. Sea serpents and Water spirits. Also, I think aliens visit here." Ashlyn facepalmed as the group looked at each other. A loud crash at the door alerted them. Suddenly the mermaids stopped. Charlie looked at the door. A glow appeared from the kitchen. A voice said," Greetings Noobs!" They all looked in that direction. A trio of shadows stood there in the shattered doors. The group stared at the shadows. They walked into the light. Ashlyn said," God fucking dammit. Look who it is. The bitch." It was Tsunami and her sisters. Tsunami said," How do you like my mermaids? It was difficult to find them." Ashlyn said," How the hell did you get on board?" Tsunami chuckled and said," Eclipse can do many things. But now we get to the matter at hand. You have 2 choices. First, however, you should get moving. The mermaids are quite hungry. Oh and who is the little one?" Ashlyn growled," Don't talk about my daughter. She doesn't need your bullshit." Tsunami said," Well then. One more thing. You remember that island in Louisiana with the zombies and werecats? Well, I've taken the liberty of inviting them to join us." Eclipse snapped her fingers. A red circle appeared on the floor. Rotten hands and claws reached out. A red haired werecat crawled out and said," Look who it is. The fuck's who killed me. C'mon girls, it's feeding time." Rebecca, Katie, and Vicky also crawled out of the hole. They snarled at the group. The party was surrounded by werecats, zombies, mermaids, and Tsunami. They only had one choice. Run.
The End
Chapter 6: The Client
The heroes were surrounded by monsters. Tsunami said," You can come out now." A man appeared with light facial hair and a black suit. The man snapped his fingers and two men flew out from the wall. Ashlyn said," Sam? Dean? What are you doing here?" The man said," Well boys, it looks like your friend's are waiting." Zoe asked," Guys who is that?" Dean groaned and said," This is Crowley. A real pain in the ass and the King of Hell." Zoe said," Wait isn't Lucifer the King?" Crowley said," Lucy gave up the crown when he went topside. I run things now. I do hate you lot of sinners. Oh and Charlie. I have the rest of your friends. Nifty and Husk say hi. Now you can choose to let them die. But I'm going to assume that's not your prefered option." Vaggie threw her spear at Crowley. He broke it mid-air. Crowley said," Clock is ticking girls so how about we wrap this up? If we all can't act like grownups then I should just have Tsunami kill you all." Tsunami grew wings and chuckled. Crowley snapped his fingers and destroyed the mermaids. Alastor said," I believe we don't need to resort to violence." Then a bright light filled the room. An angel appeared. Dean said," Cass?" Castiel stared at the villains and said,"Let them go. You aren't in control." Crowley said," Well shit. Looks like the big guns have arrived. Ladies it's about time we head out." Crowley snapped his fingers and disappeared along with the villains. Cass looked at the heroes and said," Normally I'd have to smite demons. But God has willed that you live. I see why." Alastor said," I don't supose you have a way off this ship?" Cass raised his hand and teleported the group of the ship. They arrived back in Michigan. Cass said," I think you should keep fighting these monsters. Crowley's involvement has escalated the situation. Tsunami is also a pressing matter. Unfortunately, I can't smite them." Charlie asked," Why not?" Cass replied," The Collective has spies in both Heaven and Hell which have cast spells on all members. It would require treason and a suicide mission to break it. For now, you will have to kill them your own way."
The End
It's April 2021 in Canada. Zoe and Ashlyn are standing in a bloodsoaked club. Two men are impaled to the wall. Three more are lying on the floor with bullets inside them and the last has a knife in his throat. Ashlyn inhales and says," You think it's her?" Zoe checks out the impaled bodies and replies," She does have the strength, but we still don't know how she chooses her targets." An officer walks over and says," We checked the cameras. They caught the whole thing. Shame we can't identify the killer though." Ashlyn noticed a note in the pocket of a corpse. She picks it up. It's a number. She calls Zoe and over and dials the number. A female voice picks up and says," I know you are hunting me. This isn't your business. If you want to talk, go to the club on 67th, I'll be there tonight at 11. Oh, and if you bring the cops, I'll burn the place down after locking everyone inside." The phone goes dead and the pair look at each other. Ashlyn says," It might be her. This is out best chance at stopping her." Zoe says," We can't take her alone. Last time we fought someone like her, you ended up with 3 broken ribs." Ashlyn replies," This bitch isn't a pro, she'll mess up. She already did by messaging us. If we do this we can save a lot of people."
The Meet:
Zoe and Ashlyn enter the club. It's 10:50. A bunch of armed guards stand around the place. Ashlyn says," Who the hell are these guys?" Zoe shrugs her shoulders. They take a seat and eye the place for the killer. The door opens and a Wendigo with a bandaged arm walks in. She takes a seat in the corner and seems suspicious. Ashlyn says," It could be her, we have to move in." Before they can act, the Wendigo draws two handguns and shoots 3 of the guards. The club owner pulls out a machete and swings at the Wendigo. He knocks the guns away. The Wendigo pulls out a katana and slices his leg. Two guards rush at the Wendigo. She grabs a gun and shoots them both. It turns back to the wounded club owner. She circles around him with her sword in hand. She grabs his throat and raises him up. She crushed his throat and threw him against the wall. The only people who remained were Zoe and Ashlyn, the Wendigo, and the pissed-off security. The Wendigo prepares to leave. Ashlyn draws her gun and aims at the creature. It turns and says," Stay out of it!" Ashlyn rushes at her and knocks her to the floor. The wendigo reaches for a broken bottle. Ashlyn grabs a chair and smashes it on the Wendigo's head, knocking it out. Zoe blocks the security out. They leave with the Wendigo.
Explanations:
The next morning in Ashlyn's apartment, the Wendigo wakes up tied to a chair. Ashlyn sits there and says," Well that was quite a show at the club?" The Wendigo says," Let me out of this." Ashlyn replies," We sent a photo to the police who then ID'd your car. Wanna explain the files?" The wendigo says," Fuck off. You have no part in this." Ashlyn says," Wasn't it you who called us to that place and you who opened fire on the guards. By the way who the fuck are you?" The wendigo replies," I don't have a name, the locals call me Hollow Eyes." Ashlyn replies," Ok, now explain the files." Hollow Eyes says," They aren't just randos. I tracked them to a large network." Ashlyn's heart beat faster with those words. She asked," Did you find the name of this network by chance?" Hollow Eyes said," Yeah, They call themselves the Collective. They have agents all over." Zoe said," How are you involved with this?" Hollow Eyes looks at them." Zoe said," You kept telling us to stay out of it. What is it?" Hollow Eyes sighed and said," They put a bounty on my head for killing on of their lead goons 10 years ago." Ashlyn said," Why'd you kill him?" Hollow Eyes said," Ten years ago, I came home with my boyfriend. He had just proposed. Then 3 men broke inside. They killed him. Their leader pinned me against a wall and had his way with me. When they were busy discussing who's turn it was next. I grabbed a knife and stabbed their leader in the eye. Then I grabbed his gun and shot the others." Hollow Eye's voice cracked up while telling the story. She was forming tears. Ashlyn realized that they made a mistake and untied her. Hollow Eyes crawled into a corner and started crying. Zoe looked at Ashlyn and said," This girl was destroyed by them. She hasn't let go. We have to make it up to her." Ashlyn said," How the hell are we gonna help her forget sexual abuse and years of murder?" Zoe then remebered a missing person's poster from last year. She made the connection that someone was looking for Hollow Eyes. She asked," How did they kill your boyfriend?" Hollow Eyes whimpered out," They beat him up. They beat him because he had ruined one of their plans." Ashlyn asked," What did he do?" Hollow Eyes replied," He worked as a cop and arrested on of their main goons. Later the guy he busted escaped. They came back for revenge," Zoe asked," What happened after you killed the goons?" Hollow Eyes replied," I ran. I ran into the woods. I never checked on him." Then the police raido said something about another hit. Ashlyn said," How trained was your boyfriend?" Hollow Eyes asked," Why would that matter?" Zoe replied," Because as we were sitting here, someone else shot up a club full of gangsters. Are there any others like you?" Hollow Eyes said," Yeah, but we don't do co-ops. We all met on a message board. It must be Alpha." Zoe said," If there are more. We need to find them. We should trace Alpha's IP address." 5 minutes later they were in the car driving. They pulled up to a house. Hollow Eyes said," What the? This is where Jack died." She got out of the car and walked up. Then a red car pulled up. Out stepped a skeletal man with the same weapons as Hollow Eyes. He said," Hollow?" She recognized the voice and replied," Jack? Your Alive?" They walked up to each other. Jack said," How did you find me?" Hollow Eyes said," I had some help." Zoe and Ashlyn got out and watched. Hollow said," I thought you died baby." Jack said," Me too, but then I wake up looking like this. Someone pulled me out." Hollow Eyes kissed him. He embraced her and they kissed. Zoe said," That is adorable." Ashlyn replied," Wanna make like them?" Zoe replied," Not in public you furball." The held hands while Hollow Eyes and Jack walked over. Jack said," Hollow says you guys know about the Collective. Since we kinda blew our covers, we thought about coming with you. Can we?" Ashlyn said," Sure, I just hope you can handle dad jokes, the people we hand out with are fricking weird." Zoe said," Al's not that weird." Ashlyn looked at her with a face that read, Wanna bet?. They got into the car and drove off.
Post Credit scene. After Hollow Eyes and Alpha annouced their choice to leave the chat room. Another member, Cobrani called Tsunami and said," We got work to do."
The End
Lucifer invited the entire crew to a party. As they sat around telling stories, Lucifer said," Have I got a story for you all. About 7 or 8 years ago, Lilith and I were boating in Scotland. We were drinking when out from beneath the waves comes this 8 stories tall reptile from the Mesozoic era. It even had a handgun. I swear there was a Tommy gun strapped to its back. It lowered its head. It was then I realized it was the Loch Ness Monster. Nessie lowered her head and poked Lilith with the gun." Charlie asked," What did it want?" Lucifer said," Well the darn thing pushed me into the water and said I need about tree fiddy. I said What the heck you need money for? The darn thing didn't answer me and just swam off. It was about a month later in Vegas. I hear a knock at the door and I see this cute little girl scout standing there with a wagon full of cookies. I asked her what she had. She listed off the good ones so I asked her how much it was gonna cost. She grabbed my shoulder and pulled me in. Then she said I need about tree fiddy. It was around that time when I noticed that this girl scout was about 8 stories tall and had a Tommy gun strapped to its back. I said Goddamn you Nessie! I ain't never giving you that damn money. Lilith even gave her a damn 10 dollar bill." Charlie asked," Did you ever see Nessie again?" Lucifer said," Oh yeah. It was around your 6th birthday. You came up to me and grabbed my coat. I leaned down and asked what you wanted. You said you wanted tree fiddy. I was getting suspicious so I asked what you needed it for. You said your dino friend Sheila needed it. Now at the time I never knew who that was so I got up and looked around. Sure enough, my goddamn Chevy was covered in slime. I looked up and saw that goddamn Loch Ness Monster climbing on the roof. I told it to leave, but all it did was throw a rock at me with writing on it. Do you know what the rock said? It said Amount Owed: Tree Fiddy. It still wanted my money. I threw a fireball at it, but since its a water monster, it just bounced off the thing. Nessie then lowered her head to my eyes and said Give me the tree fiddy. I slapped that hoe. Unfortunately, Nessie had been lifting weights. She grabbed me and threw me into the pool. Then she went through my car and stole my money. I called the cops, but when the showed up they said that they can't arrest something that doesn't exist. It was about that time when I realized one of the officers was about 8 stories tall. The bitch came back. I said IF YOU DONT GET OUTTA HERE, I'LL TEAR YOUR ORGANS OUT. The darn thing crawled off. And that my friends is the story of me and the Loch Ness Monster."
The End
It's May 2021 in New Jersey. A former marine sits on his porch as the sun goes down. A crashing sound alerts him. He draws his handgun and walks around his house. A shadow looms over him from the roof. He turns around and sees a slender figure with a goat head and bat wings. It jumps down and kicks him in the leg. The creature growls at him. A twig snap alerts the creature and sends it flying off into the trees. A high pitched male voice says, "Shit, we lost her!"
Into the Pine Barrens:
Zoe and Ashlyn hear about the attack from Lucifer and drive down to investigate. They arrive at the hospital and prepare to talk to the veteran. They walk in and Ashlyn asks," We'd like to discuss the creature that attacked you." He said," It was about 6 feet tall. Olive green leggings and a town orange vest. The damn thing had tits and horns." Zoe held out a photo and asked," Is this similar to what you saw?" It was a picture of the Jersey Devil. The man said," Add tits and an ass, and its a clear image." They walked out. Ashlyn said," The Jersey Devil is a chick? What kind of bullshit do we live in?" They drive to the house and check out the scene. Ashlyn says," I have no clue what the devil looks like so this is gonna be hard." At that moment, a gun cocking alerted the pair. A female voice said," Who the fuck are you?" Ashlyn turned around. Standing there was a 6-foot tall creature with wings, a tail, and horns. It was the devil. It held an assault rifle and aimed it at the pair. The devil said, "If your more of that whore's goon squad. I'll carve you up into bite-sized pieces." Zoe said," What the hell do we do? We can't beat this thing." The devil circled them while aiming. As it got close, Ashlyn grabbed the rifle barrel and pulled it. The devil kicked Ashlyn in the thigh, sending her to the ground. The devil then drew a machete and prepared to stab Ashlyn. Zoe drew her gun and shot the devil in the shoulder. The devil crawled back from the pair. it said in a choked voice," You fucking shot me!" Zoe replied," Your the one who had a fucking rifle aimed at us! Who are you?" The devil said," Isn't it fucking obvious. I'm Jersey Devil. My friends call me Jersey." Ashlyn said," You said if we were more of that whore's goons you'd kill us. Who were you talking about?" Jersey replied," Some thot placed a hit on me after I assaulted one of her goons. She hasn't shown up, but I'm not gonna get away with a wounded shoulder." Ashlyn said," Who is this thot?" Jersey said," They call her the Purple Scale. Some high profile mafia chick. It looks like she hired mercs for the job, but I checked one of their phones. One of the contacts was a guy called Crowley. I've never heard of him." Zoe said," Crowley is a high ranking demon and a member of the Collective. He probably hired someone because you're kinda special." Ashlyn said," We have to get this bitch out of here before more goons show up." Jersey got up and said," I can't fly thanks to you so you're stuck with me." They got into the car and drove off.
The Purple Scale:
They arrived at the motel and went into their room. Jersey grabbed a beer from the fridge. Ashlyn's phone rang. She picked up and said," Who is this?" A female voice replied," You are in great danger. The devil is wanted by many. I can help you, but you have to trust me." Ashlyn said," How do I know you're not working for Crowley?" The voice replied," Because I'm sitting in the parking lot and I didn't have you killed when you pulled up. If you want my help, come out with your shit." The trio walked out. A black limo sat there. They got in. Inside was a female humanoid croc with torn pink clothing. She said," Sup." Ashlyn said," Why the fuck do I trust criminals? Who the hell are you and why do you want the devil so bad?" The croc sipped a glass of liquor and said," I've been a fan of your work for 3 years now. Seeing as I knew Jersey back in high school, I thought I owed her." Jersey said," Crooler?" The croc said," Yes, it's me Jersey." Ashlyn said," Ok this is cute and all, but you said you could help." Crooler said," Ah, yes. I want to help you." Ashlyn noticed Crooler was sweating and said," You've never killed a single person have you?" Crooler replied," Uh, well I shot a guy once." Ashlyn said," Your just a fan girl aren't you?" She nervously chuckled and said," Kinda. It's not my fault you two are hecking badass. I've always wanted to do something epic and fight evil. You do it every day." Ashlyn said," We don't kill people for fun. We do it because the people we kill are jerks and wanted to kill tons of people. We save lives." Crooler said,"At least I can actually negotiate with bad guys!" Ashlyn said," My god I wanna die." Zoe said," There is no reason to get involved when you don't have to. Besides. The people your talking about aren't the same ones we gun down." Jersey sat there uncomfortable. A helicopter flew overhead. It opened fire and shot out the tires. The limo crashed. Zoe and Ashlyn broke out and grabbed Jersey and Crooler. Ashlyn asked," You better have guns." Crooler said," We have an LMG in the trunk." Ashlyn ran to the trunk and pulled it out. Jersey grabbed it and fired at the chopper. It crashed. A trio of goons came out of the wreck. One shot at them with a pistol. The goons quickly held down the trio. The goons prepared to kill them. A burst of automatic gunfire echoed, followed by thudding. Ashlyn looked and saw Crooler holding a smoking rifle. She said," I may be a fangirl, but I can still kill motherfuckers!" Ashlyn rolled her eyes. A drone then hovered. A voice said,"Sup Bitches. Guess who's back?" Ashlyn said," Tsunami, you motherfucker!" Tsunami said," That little stunt was barely a scratch on my forces. I just needed the devil dead. Also it appears my puppet has left me. Shame really. I would've enjoyed some closer time together Crooler." Crooler said," I'm not some girl for you to fuck!" Jersey grabbed a metal piece and smashed the drone. The broken drone spat out," I'll find every one of your little friends. When I do, I'll shred them into the smallest pieces." Jersey said," Bring it on cunt!" She then smashed the drone again, now breaking the speaker. Ashlyn said," Looks like you two are part of the team now." They walked back to the motel and left.
The End
It's May 2021 in America. Zoe, Ashlyn, and Jersey have been tracking down Collective agents. Their efforts have revealed that an old foe still walks. General Grievous is still alive. They've tracked the cyborg down to an airport in Maine. They strike. As Grievous boards the plane, Zoe rams a truck into the landing gear. Grievous smashes his way out and leaps down. A squad of Elites follows. Jersey sprays the Elites with bullets, killing 3 of them. They notice and fire back. Ashlyn grabs a pipe and swings at Grievous. He grabs the pipe midair and rips it from her. He then kicks her into the plane. Zoe draws her pistol and shoots an Elite in the chest before aiming at Grievous. Jersey snaps another Elite's neck before shooting down 2 others. Grievous leaps on top of the truck and runs off. Zoe backs it up, hitting the cyborg. Grievous crawls out from under the truck and runs back towards the plane. Ashlyn said," Is he crazy or just fucking stupid?" Jersey flies over and rams Grievous off the plane. They fall to the ground. Grievous wraps his claws around her neck and starts strangling her. She tries to reach for a weapon. Ashlyn fires a shot into Grievous's leg, disabling it. Jersey kicked him off and reached for her rifle. Grievous grabbed her leg. A pair of Jackals come running out from the plane. Ashlyn guns them down. Grievous slashes Jersey's chest before trying to strangle her again. Ashlyn grabs a shovel and thrusts into Grievous's chest. The cyborg screams in pain. Jersey kicks him off. Grievous rips the shovel out and throws it at Zoe. Ashlyn swings her fist at him. Grievous is punched in the face. They run off towards a crane. An Elite with a rocket launcher comes out. Zoe swiftly puts two bullets into its neck. Grievous pins Ashlyn to the ground. Zoe grabs the launcher and fires it. It misses Grievous, but hits the crane, causing it to fall down and hit Grievous. The Army then arrives with choppers and trucks. The soldiers aim at Grievous. He gives up and surrenders. Ashlyn helps Jersey up while the soldiers handcuff Grievous. Zoe says," Looks like the asthmatic fucker is no longer our problem." Jersey replies," He was your problem until you brought me into this." Grievous said," I'll find you and when I do, I'll gut you and hang you organs on my wall." Ashlyn said," Dream on you robotic prick. Your going away for a long time." The soldiers load him into a cage. The sergeant says," I was told to inform you girls that we've caught Vanny finally. She tried blowing up an armory in New York. The boss wants you to come deal with her." Ashlyn said," We'll get to it eventually." Jersey said," You wanna tell me who he's talking about?" Zoe said," We'll tell you on the way. This is pretty damn important. If they caught her, we might be able to find Afton." Ashlyn said," You think? We've been after him since 2017. There's no telling how many he and his goons killed."
The End
The trio head to the Prison in New York. Grievous is placed in a cage and lowered down. Jersey asks," Why is this chick so important if she's not a member of the Collective?" Ashlyn replies," We don't know that for sure. What we do know is that she kills kids for a twisted fucker." They walk into the cage, Vanny sits there wearing a new suit. Zoe asks," What's with the new suit? You've been busy?" Vanny pressed her face against the glass and said," I made it myself. I'll wear it when I kill you." Jersey stays silent. Ashlyn says," How is William these days? He still wears that fucked up rabbit suit?" Vanny replies," I think its beautiful." Ashlyn says," You could've given up and spent the rest of your life in freedom. Why come back now?" Vanny replies," We have sponsors. Special people. They paid us to kill you." Zoe says," And who would those be?' Vanny grabbed a picture and showed it to them while giggling. Ashlyn said," So the whore paid you off? Shocker." Vanny said," I get to become animatronic if I kill you." Zoe said," You want to die?" Vanny replies," It's not death. It's rebirth. I'll be like him. It's what I've wanted." Vanny finally noticed Jersey and said," Who's the new chick?" Zoe said," That's not important. Just tell us who gave you the money." Vanny grabbed another picture and showed it them. It was a werewolf with wings. Ashlyn asked," Which one is it? We know 4." Vanny wrote a name on the bottom. It was Tsunami. She said, "The sponsor will fund my transformation." Ashlyn said," You are truly messed up." Vanny said," You won't live to see the future. You'll be dead while your friends try to cover up your failure. Soon we'll kill the demon princess and her entire friend group. Then the rest of you pathetic friends. Once we're done with them, next are you retarded children" Ashlyn growled," Shut up! Don't talk about my kids! They should execute you." Vanny giggled and said," So fiesty. That's what we need for the game." Jersey calmed Ashlyn while Zoe asked," What game?" Grievous cackled from the other cell. Vanny said," We've kidnapped your friends and family while you dealt with Grievous. Your have 1 month to find all of them. Whoever you don't find before the 4th of July will be executed." Ashlyn grabbed Vanny through the bars and slammed her into them. Zoe and Jersey grabbed her. Vanny said," This was all a setup. We've won." Ashlyn said," If I had my guns right now, I'd blow your fucking brains out you mental slut!" Vanny said," You might want to hurry. You do have 20 people to find in 40 days." Ashlyn said," When I'm done saving them. I'll come back and kill you!" Vanny laughed while Zoe and Jersey helped a now raging Ashlyn outside. A guard came over and said," They found this when they caught her. It says to give it to you." They took it while the guard walked off. Ashlyn read it. She read," Dear whores, This is Tsunami. This letter is to inform you we have indeed kidnapped your friends and family and what Vanny says is indeed true. Whoever you don't save before the 4th will be shot. Do not attempt to involve the government as that will result in a very severe punishment. One of the explosive kind. You can only use your little crew's assets and whatever you have. No government supplies or law enforcement. We've hidden them all over the country so you'll need some cash to get around. As a fair deal, we've stashed $150 in cash with each hostage. That will allow you to keep going. Taking our cars are allowed as we don't expect 23 people to walk all over the country. Your first rescue is the demon princess. You can find her in the place your nation was born. From your favorite rival, Tsunami." Ashlyn crushed the letter and said," Let's go. We have 43 days."
The End
It's May 2021 in Maine. A facility has been attacked. The entire staff was all slaughtered. 5 creatures escaped, each with paranormal abilities. Zoe, Ashlyn, and Jersey have already saved Charlie. They race to the second location, Crooler. A black limo pulls next to them. Ashlyn looks at them. The driver is an all-black figure with flames. Next to it is a plague doctor. The back seat has a white-masked figure, a skinny pale man, and a zombie-like man. Jersey says," God fucking dammit, it's the SCP's! Grab the fucking guns!" SCP-457 rams them while 035 pulls out a machine gun and fires at them. Charlie says," What the hell are they?!" Jersey replies," Their fucking monsters with crazy powers!" 049 pulls out a revolver and shoots the tires. 096 has had enough of this and kicks 106 out of the car. 035 swings his gun over and fires. 096 disarms him. 049 tries to shoot Shy Guy but is grabbed by the head and slammed into the door. 457 is still trying to keep the car steady but ends up shot in the head by Shy Guy. 035 pulls out a knife and slices at Shy Guy. He then stomps down and tears out the steering. 457 can't keep the car steady and it crashes into a tree. 106 runs up holding a Tommy gun. Ashlyn gets out and puts 3 rounds in the freaks chest sending him back into one of his own portals. Shy Guy gets out and opens the trunk. He throws Crooler out and looks at the heroes. He turns back to the flaming wreck with his 3 former cellmates. 049 gets out and fires a shot into Shy Guy. Shy Guy leaps over, grabs a branch and rams it into 049's throat. 049 stumbles back and says," You traitor. We freed you. i guess I'll have to hunt you down 096. See you round." He then collapses to the ground and chokes on his own blood. 457 and 035 both grab rifles and aim at the heroes. Shy Guy drags Crooler away before pushing a button on his phone. The car explodes and engulfs the two monsters. 457 comes out and tries to kill them. Jersey fires a rifle round into his head. Shy Guy pulls out a piece of paper that explains that he never wanted this and will fight against the Collective. He then grabs a rifle and runs off into the woods. The heroes prepare for their next target as the sun sets.
The End
Prologue: It's January 1, 2020, in Canada. A young boy wakes up after hearing footsteps in his home. He opens the door and sees a tall nude figure holding his father by the throat. The creature drops the body and runs off into another room. The boy grabs his bat and follows the creature. He finds it standing over his dead family. They have been stabbed and sliced open. The creature grabs the boy and places him in a sack before climbing out and running off into the cold winter night.
Chapter 1: What Day Is It?
Zoe and Ashlyn wake up after a night of fun. They see Twig staring at them with a smile. She runs out and runs back in holding a Christmas Present. Zoe looks confused at Twig. Ashlyn looks at her phone, it's December 25. She says," Why is it Christmas already? Shouldn't it be May?" Miller walks in holding a crying Alli. Zoe comforts her while Miller says," There's a skinny naked guy outside!" Ashlyn grabs her pistol and runs out. She goes outside, it is covered in snow with human-like footprints. Miller brings in a box covered in blood. Zoe opens it and drops it after seeing what is inside. A small brush with human teeth. Ashlyn rushes back in and says," There's something outside and this doesn't make sense. Yesterday it was May, now Alli finds a brush made with human remains. I think we're dealing with an SCP." Ashlyn hands her a note she found outside. Zoe reads," Dear scumbags. This is 4666, but you can call me Yule Man. I noticed your little attack on my fellow anomalies and have been asked to take action. Sadly your attack was outside my active period. To fix this, I have employed another friend to help mess with the date. You are now trapped in a time loop that lasts 12 days. My motives are for you to find out as are my employers. What I will tell you is that when you wake up after the 12th day, the loop resets. If you die, the loop resets. I will kill you over and over until my boss is satisfied. You won't see me coming. I will take your baby wendigo and enslave her. Any tries to call the Foundation will be punished. They never caught me and they never will. I travel all over the north during Christmas and visit the children. I even leave them little toys. The event you are now part of is known as Weissnacht. Have fun and Merry Christmas. From the Yule Man." Ashlyn growls and says," I'll kill this fucker!!" Zoe says," Calm down! We don't know what he does and what he looks like. We need to do research." Ashlyn takes a deep breath and says," The prick also left us a hard drive." Zoe plugs it in and opens the files. They are all news reports of attacks dating back to the 1400s. Ashlyn says," This bitch never said we couldn't use it. Just that we can't call the Foundation, whoever they are." Miller says," The SCP Foundation? I know all about them."
Chapter 2: Explanations:
Miller pulls out a notebook and begins reading," The SCP Foundation is a secret group dedicated to containing anomalies that defy the laws of our world. They have sites all over the world that contain these creatures. Based on the number and how he called himself the Yule Man, I know somewhat how to stop him." Ashlyn said," Who the hell let you read this stuff?" Miller replies," You never block anything so of course, I'd find some dark things." Zoe asks," Well what does this Yule Man do exactly and why is he targeting Twig?" Miller opens her computer and reads," Based on the terms he used, I can help anticipate his moves. So far we're only in the first phase. This is where Yule Man will watch his prey from outside or a window while they sleep." Ashlyn asks," What's phase two?" Miller replies," Days 7 to 11 are when the entire family will hear footsteps in the attic or on the roof and commonly report a foul smell with no source." Zoe asks," What happens on day 12?" Miller replies," Well, Yule Man has two confirmed outcomes. One is where he enters the house and kills the entire family except for one child under the age of 8. For some reason, he did his other option early." Ashlyn says," So your saying Yule Man leaves toys made of body parts?" Miller replies," Human children to be exact." Ashlyn says," The calm manner you said all that in disturbs me." Zoe asks," So what can we do to stop him?" Miller replies," This isn't a normal Weissnacht. He already said he'll kill us over and over. The wiki doesn't mention any way to stop him. Also most likely our death would go unnoticed by the world as the Foundation can't contain him and suppresses any news of him. Based on what the letter said, He's making new rules. This means we have a chance at ending this." Zoe asks," Does it say that parents seeing the footprints is normal?" Miller replies," No, based on the fact Mom saw the prints, it's a good bet you both can see him if he comes back. Although I don't know why he picked us when we live in a suburban area. He normally takes out isolated targets." Ashlyn says," I'm getting the tracker ready. I'll shoot him with the dart and we can see him coming."
Chapter 3: Siege:
It's nightfall. The family sits in the TV room looking outside. Twig hears something and rushes to the window. She points at a figure in the trees. Ashlyn opens the window and aims. She says," Jesus this guy is ugly, look at his nuts!" Zoe groans and says," Just shoot him." Ashlyn pulls the trigger and fires the dart. A faint groan can be heard as the figure goes back into the trees.
Chapter 4: Recovery:
The next morning, Alli walks in again crying while Miller brings in another box. Zoe opens it. It's a knife made from bone. She hands her mother a note. Zoe reads," Scumbags, you have been marked by the Foundation as a target of Weissnacht. They will send a task force to secure you. This will not stop me, however. My time loop is gone, but I'll still make your corpses into furniture for my cave. Your little tracker won't be hidden for long. Also, 049 sends his best wishes and a present. 049 is great at making friends with people. I hope you have fun with his new friends. From Yule Man." Zoe asks," Miller which one is 049, and what friends are Yule Man talking about?" Miller replies," 049 is a plague doctor like creature who kills people just by touching them. He performs surgery on his victims to cure the Pestilence as he calls it. This results in zombies." A knock on the door is heard. Ashlyn opens it and sees Allison. Allison says," We got word that 4666 is after you guys. I called in some friends to help." She pointed to a truck full of armed soldiers. Ashlyn asks," How did they agree to this?" Allison replies," My brother is in the top part of the Foundation and we still care about each other. He greenlit this mission under the condition that we bring in 4666 if possible instead of you sending him to some prison." Ashlyn says," Well seeing as this jerk wants my kid, I wouldn't care if you shot him. Where are they gonna hand out anyway?" Allison replies," They brought more than one truck. Besides, they're trained to survive in this kind of stuff. We also got a piece of mail addressed to you guys. It's got 4666's prints on it." Ashlyn opens it. It's a hard drive labeled Fun Times. Ashlyn plugs it in and opens the file. It's security footage taken directly by 4666. It shows mutilated children with missing limbs. A voice can be heard saying," Keep going or we'll make you one of them!" A high-pitched laugh can be heard as the camera pans over to a skinny male eating a child. The voice says," Hey 4666, save for the rest of them!" 4666 flips off the camera before saying," I'm coming for you. No one can save you." Ashlyn groans and says," WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! Torture Porn?!" Allison replies," That's first-hand footage of 4666's lair. We can't match it to anything." Gunshots echo outside. Ashlyn grabs her pistol and goes to look. 4666 is outside killing the task force with logs and tools. A soldier is stabbed in the throat with an ax. Ashlyn aims and fires at 4666. He growls and leaps on her. Allison grabs her gun but is thrown aside by Yule Man. Zoe comes out and fires a shot into Yule Man. Yule Man tries to teleport away, but can't. Zoe says," Looks like that demon juice we got from Alastor really does work." Ashlyn kicks off 4666. The remaining soldiers grab 4666 and cuff him. They load him into the trucks. Then a black limo off in the distance drives off. Ashlyn says," Take that you Yule Tide Terror." Yule Man growls at them as he is placed in chains. Allison says," Hopefully they can save the rest of the kids he kidnapped." Ashlyn tells them goodbye and walks inside. She says," Well ladies, Yule Man is off to a monster jail that he won't get out of." They go to sleep. The next morning when Ashlyn wakes up, her phone says May 17. The kids walk in and say," I swear yesterday was Christmas." Zoe said," We still gotta find out who made the time loop." Ashlyn said," Not today." The two then kissed.
The End
The crowds open fire at Zoe and Ashlyn. The pair duck behind a patrol car. Ashlyn aims at one of the crowd members. Zoe looks and says," Don't shoot them. They're not Collective Members."
24 Hours Earlier:
In Madison, a crowd assembles in front of a monument. Eclipse steps out and says," Today you take back your country. Today, we give you the tools to fight your oppressors." The crowd cheers. A black semi pulls up. The back end opens up and 6 soldiers bring out dozens of crates. The crowd opens them up. There full of rifles and shotguns. Eclipse says," Rain Hellfire my followers." The crowd arm themselves and start destroying the surrounding area. A soldier asks," Boss, shouldn't we leave before the cops come?" Eclipse replies," No, we're staying. I want to see the conflict in the duo of death when they realize their fighting civilians." Soon the police send out the SWAT team. A firefight ensues. Zoe and Ashlyn head out when the news show Eclipse on the news. As they pull up, a crowd member fires a shotgun blast at the car. Ashlyn says," Fucking Shit!!" They get out and crouch down. Ashlyn fires a shot into the leg of a rioter. The police recognize the pair and tell them the situation. A rioter sprays rifle fire at the cops. Ashlyn aims her gun. Zoe looks at the crowd and realizes who they are. She says," Don't shoot them, they're not Collective Members." Ashlyn looks at her in confusion. Zoe continues," They're pissed, but not the enemy." Ashlyn screams," Their shooting at us for fucks sake!!" Zoe says," We can't kill people for no reason." An officer is struck in the chest and killed. Zoe flinches. Ashlyn grabs the fallen cop's rifle and cocks it. Zoe says," You got any non-lethal weapons?" A cop hands her a riot shotgun. A pair of rioters fire a clip of ammo at the heroes. Ashlyn fires a round into their legs. A crowd of rioters stands in the back, waiting for the moment to attack. The first wave of rioters is losing numbers. 4 officers have been killed. As the last rioter is struck in the leg, the police move in towards the second wave. Ashlyn says," Wait, don't piss them off. Let us try and stop them." The cops stay back. Zoe and Ashlyn slowly walk towards the crowd. A woman aims her shotgun at them. Zoe says," Wait! Why are you doing this?" The woman says," We've been given weapons to liberate the masses. You're in our way," Zoe slowly lowers her rifle. The woman does the same. Ashlyn groans and does the same. Zoe says," You haven't hurt anyone yet. You don't have to go to prison. Just stop the attack." The woman asks," Why aren't you just killing us?" Zoe says," Who gave you these damn guns?" The woman says," The winged wolf girl." Zoe said," Tell us where she went." The woman points to a truck. Ashlyn draws her pistol and rushes at the truck. The crowd disperses. A soldier aims his rifle and receives a bullet to the neck. Two more run out. Zoe fires into them and kills them both. Eclipse tries to grab a gun and looks up to see Ashlyn holding a gun to her head. Ashlyn says," Sup Bitch. How are you doing?" Eclipse lowers her gun while groaning. Three soldiers in a jeep get out and fire at them. Eclipse tries to shoot Ashlyn. Ashlyn grabs Eclipse and makes her fire into 2 of the soldiers. Ashlyn then slams Eclipse's arm into the door before shooting the last soldier. The cops move in and arrest Eclipse. As she's being led away, she says," I'll kill you both." Ashlyn replies," See you in about 10 to 20 years you stuck up crack whore." The crowd surrenders the weapons to the police and return home. Eclipse was transferred to a military prison in Florida. Zoe and Ashlyn kiss as the police leave the scene.
The End
October 31, 2021: Zoe and Ashlyn prepare for Halloween. A portal opens on the floor. Ashlyn grabs a shotgun and aims it at the portal. A voice says," God Damnit Moxxie! Why is the portal in some wolf's house!" Another voice replies," Sir, You're the one who opened it up." A female replies," Mox, don't freak out." Gunshots can be heard in the distance. The voices argue until a bullet flies past them. Three small, horned creatures leap up, holding rifles. Another voice says," Get those fucking imps now!!" One of them throws dust at the portal, closing it. The leader looks around and says," Well it looks like those armored bastards can't get up here." Ashlyn lowers the shotgun and asks," What the fuck are you?" The hairless one says," I'm Blitz, these two morons are Millie and Moxxie." A shotgun blast blows a hole in the wall. Blitz screams," Scatter, There back!" Ashlyn fires a blast out the hole and asks," Who the hell is after you?" Blitz replies," Some non-human fucks want us dead because of a minor case of shooting one of them in the head." Zoe facepalms while Ashlyn says," Well, why did you shoot them in the head?!" Blitz replies," That's our job, we kill fuckups on Earth!" A pair of Elites break inside. Millie grabs a knife and cuts their legs. Moxxie grabs a fallen gun and shoots one in the head. Blitz's phone then rings. He answers it and a voice replies," Oh Blitzy, I need that book soon." Blitz replies," Fuck off Stolas, We're in the middle of a job here!" Stolas replies," I can't wait to shove your **** in my feathered ***** as I **** you with all sorts of ******** and shove a ***** down your ****** as I ***** in your ******." Blitz replies," Fine! You'll get your damn book tomorrow!" The other Elite is decapitated by Millie. Zoe peeks out and sees a room full of blood and guts. Blitz says," That's not even our target Moxxie! Now we have to miss the festival because you wouldn't take the fucking shot!" Moxxie screams," IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE GUY WAS BEHIND A WALL!!" As the two argue, Blitz's phone beeps. He checks it and says," We still have 2 hours before the Festival. If you don't fuck up, I might give you half your paycheck." The group load into a car and follow the tracker to a clearing in a forest. As they pull up, a gas grenade fills up the car. They all pass out. They wake up unable to move. Blitz and Moxxie are tied to a stake. Millie is tied to a chair while Zoe and Ashlyn are tied to a pole. A woman in a gas mask steps out holding a shotgun. Blitz says," God Fucking Dammit, Another crazy person with a gun." The woman replies," You all are quite the catch. The boss will pay big money for the imp's heads and the two whores." Moxxie said," I thought we were killing an accountant?!" Blitz said," I never said that! Clearly, Loona lied to you!" Millie struggled while 4 Elites stood guard. The woman threw a match at Blitz and Moxxie. Blitz said," Hey lady, I don't think you know, but fire doesn't work on us. I had to tell someone else that." The woman groaned and grabbed a knife. She said," I'll give you one chance. Hand over your magic book or I cut the neck of this little demon!" Blitz sighed and said," You asked for it, lady." He then used his tail to cut the ropes. The Elites rushed at him. He grabbed a sharp stick that was on fire and threw it at the Elites. It impaled one of them. 2 of them rushed over. As Blitz passed them, he pulled their grenade pins. They realized too late and exploded. The last one tripped over a body, fell, and snapped his neck on a table. The woman tried to shoot Moxxie in the head. Moxxie closed his eyes, accepting his fate. A gunshot went off. Moxxie opened his eyes and saw a bloody hole in the woman's head. Blitz had shot her. He helps Moxxie and untied the other. Blitz said," You two aren't half bad. Give us a call if you need someone removed." The imps went back to Hell as Zoe and Ashlyn drove off.
The End and Happy Halloween!
It's 2021 in the English Channel, Zoe, Ashlyn, Jersey, and Karina raid a Collective warship after learning it was carrying a valuable target. The climb onboard and slit two guards in the neck. A third spotted them, but Ashlyn shoots him in the head. They clear the cargo hold. No one appears to be left. They open a crate. Inside is a humanoid female, tied up and muzzled. She is asleep. Ashlyn untied her and carried her off. After leaving the room, an alarm went off. A voice said," Welcome to my little trap, whores. Today you will be joining all those who perished at sea." Jersey took the girl and the heroes leaped off the ship as it exploded.
What Have We Found?:
They return to their apartment in England. They placed the girl on the couch. They looked at her, seeing wings, tail, and reptilian eyes. Meanwhile, in Moscow, Tsunami slapped her bodyguard. She walked into the bar and grabbed a rolling pin. Cobrani slithered in and immediately left. A guard walked in, attempting to reason with her. Tsunami hit him in the head with the pin. She screamed," WHY ARE YOU ALL FRICKING IDIOTS!? OUR ONE ROYAL HOSTAGE AND YOU FUCKING LET HER ESCAPE!?" Selina walked in and said," Calm down sis. We'll get her back." An elite walked in. Tsunami grabbed a knife and threw it at the elite, hiting him in the skull. Tsunami groans and grabs a bottle of whiskey before drinking it. Selina facepalmed and told the guards to leave. Back in England, the girl woke up and leaped on to Ashlyn. The girl tries to stab her with her tail. The girl then grabs one of Ashlyn's pistols and points it at her. Ashlyn says," Saftey is on. That won't fire." The girl tries to slap Ashlyn. Ashlyn dodges and asks," What is your deal?" The girl grows claws and scratches Ashlyn in the leg. Zoe and Jersey draw their pistols and aim at the girl. The girl tail whips the guns. Ashlyn aims her gun at the girl who crawls away. Ashlyn asks," What are you?" The girl replies," Dragon." Ashlyn then asks," What is your name, dragon girl?" The dragon replies," Starblaze."
The Collective Wants Their Toy Back:
The group leaves England and returns to America. Tsunami sent a task force led by a new assassin. As the group drives by the coast, a black SUV appears. A pair of bikes followed. The van pulled up. Ashlyn looked at the car. Driving the car is a werewolf with grey fur, a scarred eye, and wearing a black suit. The werewolf pulls out a gun and fires at the tires, crashing the car. The wolf stopped the car and stepped out. Ashlyn climbed out and stood in front of this new enemy. The wolf was female and holding a baton. She rushed at Ashlyn and swung the baton. Ashlyn was knocked down, but kicked her in the leg. Ashlyn grabbed a shard of glass and threw it. The wolf girl knocked it out of the air. The two bikes pulled up. Jersey grabbed her rifle and gunned them down. The wolf drew a pistol and shot Jersey in the arm. Ashlyn leaped on the wolf and tackled her to the ground. Ashlyn asked," So, who in the hell are you?" The wolf replied," Sophie. I bring a message from my girlfriend." Ashlyn pushed her and said," Let me guess. Tsunami?" Sophie chuckled and said," You know your rivals well." She then shot Ashlyn in the leg. Sophie walked up to Ashlyn and aimed at her head. Starblaze stepped out and drew a flintlock pistol. She fired it at Sophie. Sophie spat out blood as she turned to look. Sophie aimed at Starblaze. Starblaze then cocked the pistol and fired again. The impact knocked her to her feet. Starblaze walked up to the wounded assassin and said," No." Sophie tried to knife her but got disarmed. Starblaze picked up Sophie and threw her into her van. The van exploded and Sophie groaned in pain. After going to their hotel, Karina had to leave. Now only 4, the heroes prepared to rest. Suddenly a knock is heard. Then the lights go out. The heroes fall asleep and faint.
When they woke up, they were chained to a wall. Sophie walked in, now with burn scars on her left cheek and ear. She picked up a taser and shocked Ashlyn. Sophie said," Tsunami is already pissed that you stole her prize. When she finds out that you burnt my face, well I'd be praying then because you wouldn't like her when her passions are damaged." Sophie held a cloth to her scars and said," I've already called her. She wants you to be tortured." Zoe said," Well, quit stalling and get on with it!" Sophie then grabbed a knife and cut Ashlyn's arm. When she tried to cut again, Ashlyn kicked her hand, pushed her back, and used the knife to free herself. Sophie pushed the alarm. Two guards walked in. Ashlyn snapped one's neck and shot the other. Ashlyn placed Sophie in the chains before freeing Zoe and running out. They gunned down 6 guards on the way to Jersey. She was hung over a grinder. They freed her and went to find Starblaze. Sophie escaped and grabbed a rifle. They checked 4 different rooms. When they found the room labeled Priority, they broke the door down. Starblaze was tied up inside a glass box. Sophie fired a burst at them. Ashlyn went behind a box and aimed. Zoe threw a grenade at the wolf. She tripped and fell down. Ashlyn took the chance and wrapped a chain around her leg which was hooked to a bike. Zoe kicked the bike which started up. It sped off, dragging Sophie by the leg into a pile of crates. They broke Starblaze out and escaped the base. The base started to collapse and they reached a chopper just in time to see the cliffside base sink into the harbor. Jersey took over flying as Zoe and Ashlyn kissed.
The End
It's 1729 in the Caribbean. The Endeavour has escaped the carnage the befell its ally. Beckett sighs in relief to his serpent bodyguard, Seamus. Suddenly a ship with black sails pulls up. Beckett says," Oh, it survived. Hopefully, Jones will deal with this." Then a ship surfaces from beneath the waves. Seamus says," Did the Dutchman survive?" Before Beckett could respond, both ships open fire on the Endeavour. The sailors on board are blow up. Seamus escorts Beckett down the steps before being shot by a cannonball. Beckett takes in the horror of his men being killed before he himself is blown off the ship. As he falls into the water, He sees Seamus's dead body floating. Then he dies from his wounds.
Present Day:
Beckett wakes up, surprised as he thought he died. Seamus is curled up in a chair. He looks over to see a winged werewolf kneeling over his bed. Beckett grabs a pistol and aims it. The wolf says," Before we start the bloodshed, let us explain this situation." Beckett asks," Us?" Another wolf with a metal arm comes out along with a snake creature. Seamus wakes up and reaches for his flintlocks. The wolf throws a bag on the ground and says," I'm Tsunami, the others are my Sister, Selina, and Cobrani." Beckett asks," Who are you and how are we alive?" Tsunami replies," My good sir, you are alive because we found you and your friend in Hell. Being the good people we are, we decided to use our abilities to bring both of you back. Also, it's not the 1700s anymore. You have been dead for almost 300 years. 291 years to be exact." Beckett asks," Why would some beast want me alive?" Tsunami replies," Because, Lord Beckett, we require the services of the East India Trading Company, which I know you are in charge of." Seamus says," Our services won't work if what you say is true." Tsunami chuckles and replies," Don't be so sure. We employ any and all who are willing, regardless of what era they come from. You two happen to be high on our list and lead a campaign against a certain pirate." Seamus looked at Beckett who then replied," If you saying that Jack Sparrow survived, I would be tempted to join your forces. What will you offer in return besides Sparrow's head?" Tsunami replies," How about the entire Caribbean itself along with East India. We need lords to control our land and most of my men would hate the thought of being away from war. That's why we look to the past to bring back those worthy of their former empires. If you'd like to continue this conversation, please get dressed and meet us in the main chamber in 10 minutes." The trio left as Beckett looked around. Seamus still had the Union Jack tattooed on his skull along with his single eye. Beckett got dressed and walked out. The pair were confused by the strange-looking guards and vehicles outside. They walked into a large room with couches and tables strewn about. Tsunami drank a bottle of wine and said," This may come as a shock to you, but England is not what it was in your day. They stopped colonizing and shipping and now focus on internal affairs." Beckett sat down and asked," What is it you want me and my friend here to do?" Tsunami said," We ask that you take control of our new British force and defend our interests against thieves. You may also want to explore our tech. Our bases have been known to be raided by a pair of females." Beckett said," I wouldn't have guessed your main threat were women. In my time, they didn't serve as soldiers." Tsunami said," They aren't soldiers exactly. We really don't know what to call them. They also have powerful friends such as the King of Hell and his daughter along with many other demons and monsters." Seamus asked," Why would the Devil be fighting on Earth?" Tsunami chuckled and said," We might have been responsible for overthrowing the monarchy in Hell with our demon agent, Crowley." He replied," So demons are working for the good side?" Tsunami replies," Well, there are many viewpoints to this conflict. To them, we are terrorists, trying to kill all in our way. To us, they are rebels who fight against the government that needs to exist. You don't have to see yourselves as villains. We aren't pirates." Beckett replies," Tell me, what have you done about my former partner? I'd assume he was here." Tsunami says," If you're talking about Davy Jones, we can't find his soul. For now, I can provide you with some of my best sea-based troops." She snapped her fingers. The door flew open and in walked a skeleton wearing black robes and cape. Tsunami said," This is Captain Odessy of England. He is undead as are his monster crew. They have been dealing with our naval battles ever since the war started." Beckett asked," What war would that be?" Tsunami replies," Well, this would be world war 3, the first 2 took place in the 1900s. We kinda brought back an entire alliance full of soldiers." They walked outside to see an enormous army. Beckett said," Where did you get all these men and women? No one has this many people." Tsunami replies," We do dabble in alternate realms and such. Right now we stand at 1.2 billion strong. Would you like to join our group, Lord Beckett?" Beckett said," In fact, I would. After all, It's just good business."
The End
It's 2021 in France. A black car pulls up to an old church. Out steps a werewolf with grey fur and a burnt face. She walks inside and down a flight of stairs. A man in military gear stands outside a locked door. The wolf says," Don't make this difficult Keiran. The last time didn't end well." He groans and unlocks the door. Inside is a large table. Sat around it are various criminal leaders and warlords. The wolf sits down close to the head. Tsunami says," Ladies and Gentlemen, we have started our expansion into more unique endeavors of crime. First I want to hear the progress all of you made in the last year." Aspheera says," Plot to sink American ships carrying arms, $50,000." Cobrani said," Plot to distribute Japanese drugs in Central Asia, $1 million." A woman said," Smuggling diamonds from South Africa, $1.5 million." Tsunami said," Number 7, why is that amount not the original goal?" She replied," The price has gone done since last time. That's all we could make. Number 8 and I tried our hardest to raise prices." Tsunami said," I am aware one of you is guilty of embezzlement and have decided on the right course of action." She pressed a button and in stepped a Green armored Elite. Tsunami nodded at the Elite who then nodded back. Within seconds, Number 8 was impaled in the chest with an energy sword. Tsunami then said," Number 3, Sophie, has arranged our next plot. Please present the plan." Sophie stood up and said," Our goal is to steal 3 atomic weapons from the British, American, and Russian armies, one from each. With these, we will demand a ransom of 700 million dollars or they risk nuclear destruction. Also, many of our operatives have been captured by UN agents. This plan also will allow us to get them back. Nyx, Eclipse, Vanny, and more will be freed if they want to avoid war. In fact, we already have the weapons in hand, stationed on my yacht in the Caribbean." Tsunami said," My dear, I've set up Cobrani and Keiran to go with you as security. I'm aware you have your own, but this is a way for me to make sure you are safe." Sophie nodded and walked out along with Cobrani.
London:
James Bond walks into M's office. He says," I heard the call, ma'am. What's going on?" M replies," It appears the Collective have stolen three nuclear weapons and intend to use them against the world. We are supposed to pay them 700 million dollars and give them back their members in prison." Bond replies," Isn't this like that time SPECTRE did the same thing? No doubt they've gone to Nassau." M replies," It appears they've set up in Jamaica. All other 00's are out and your the best we have. Your mission is to find the weapons before whoever they've sent uses them. As normal, Q branch will supply you with the right tools. Oh, and try to stay focused this time Bond." Bond replies," When have I ever got distracted?" Bond leaves and departs for Jamaica. When he lands, he finds Q with a new car. Q said," Today, 007, we have the Aston Martin Virage. This model contains bulletproof glass, Headlight machine guns, radar, and your favorite, ejector seat." Bond said," That seems very nice, could do well in stopping for a rest." Q said," 007, this car is government property and very expensive. Because of your antics, our budget can't get the latest Aston models. We've had to use older models for our equipment. If you don't bring it back, I'll have some harsh words for you." Bond said," I doubt they would be that harsh." He got in the car and drove off. That night, he entered the casino. He noticed a werewolf sitting next to a serpent creature and skinwalker. He walked up and joined the game. Sophie looked at the skinwalker and whispered," Adrielle, make sure he doesn't know anything." Adrielle nodded. Bond said," What's the limit?" Sophie said," 5,000, Mister?" He replied," James Bond." Sophie chuckled and said," Well Mr. Bond, how much are you willing to bet?" He replied," I've got some incredible luck from time to time." A one-eyed demon walked up and looked at the game. She sat down and said," I want in." Sophie said," By all means, join in." Ten minutes in and Bond was winning. He said," Madame, I suggest taking your earnings and leaving before you lose more money." Sophie groaned and said," Fine if you insist. C'mon you 2, we have business to attend to." Adrielle and Cobrani got up and left with Sophie. The demon then won the game. Bond smiled and then left to follow Sophie. They disappeared around the bar. Then the demon walked up and said," You played well. I haven't seen such good playing since the 80s. Who would you be?" He replied," Bond, James Bond. You are?" She replied," Cherri Bomb." Bond said," I've heard about you from a close friend. Do you know a Charlie Magne?" Cherri replied," I do, we are friends and occasional partners. Shame that Angel couldn't make it." Bond replies," Angel Dust?" Cherri says," Yeah, he loves card games, but for some reason, he's in Miami doing some porn shit." Bond says," Can I buy you a drink." Cherri replies," No, I'd rather not right now. I've got places to be and things to do." She then got up and walked away. Bond walked outside and saw Sophie drinking a glass of wine. She said," Well, Mr. Bond, it seems neither of us can compete with demons. To prove I'm not a bad loser, how about you come to have a bite with me on my yacht." Bond replies," As tempting as that is, I have work to do." As he walked away, She said to Adrielle," Send a message to Keiran, tell him that Bond is to be killed." Adrielle said," My love, won't that reveal us?" Sophie said," If he's as good as Tsunami says he is, then we can remove him with little trouble." Cobrani said," I don't wanna be a dick, but does Tsunami know you and Adrielle are a thing?" Sophie said," She set me up with Adrielle you slithering idiot. Besides, Me and Tsunami aren't into sex. Now send word to the others. Our plan needs to be set up." The villains boarded the yacht. Sophie and Adrielle went to Sophie's cabin to make love. Cobrani groaned and went below deck. Keiran and Jill were preparing the bombs. Jill said," I assume the boss is busy?" Cobrani said," She might be more into sex than Bond. Send word to Sywn, tell her to prepare her squad. We might need soldiers." Keiran said," I'm sure that's not the only thing Sophie said." Cobrani said," She wants you to kill Bond. She thinks your the best." Keiran replies," While I'm the best, I'm not suited for this task. Bond won't be fooled by me. We need a more feminine approach."
Operation Hellfire:
Bond arrives at his hotel. He calls M and says," We definitely have some shady people down here." M replies," Any word on the bombs?" Bond says," No, as far as can tell, She's bluffing." M replies," Get back into the mix and find out more. We've got word from Tsunami that she intends to use them by the end of the week. You have 4 days to stop her agents." Bond hangs up and sighs. Back at the yacht, a helicopter lands. Sophie leans up and gets dressed. She and Adrielle walk out. Two figures step out of the chopper. It's Vanny and Nyx. Sophie said," Did they agree already?" Nyx replies," They said that their still working on it. Tsunami offered them a cutback of 50 million. Also, she's aware you and Adrielle are a thing." Sophie looks at Adrielle before turning back and saying," What else did she say?" Vanny says," She wants us to deal with Bond. Sadly we can't. But, Tsunami is looking into the assassin league for options." Adrielle says," What about Angela? She's human and attractive." Sophie says," If you want to request that, go ahead. I'm going to bed before I get a hangover." Adrielle calls Tsunami and says," The idiots you sent to deal Bond won't work. We need Angela." The next morning, Bond heads out and sees a woman with green hair and a tail. Bond walks up and says," Aren't you a beauty. What's your name miss?" She replies," Angela. I heard from my boss that you are quite the card player, Mr. Bond." They make love back in Bond's room. As Bond gets dressed and knock can be heard. He opens it and sees Sywn, Nyx, and two other goons. He slams the door and goes for his gun. Angela aims it at him and says," Sorry James. I have a job to do. Be a good sport and let them in. Bond replies," As you wish my lady." Bond opens the door and the villains walk in. They escort him down to the car and drive off. A goon holds him at gunpoint while Bond drives his Virage. Bond ejects the goon and speeds off. Nyx leans out and shoots out Bond's tires. Bond crashes and sets the car to explode. As they drive up, the Virage explodes, killing the other goon and crashing the car. As they get out, Angela and Nyx run after Bond. Sywn stays behind. Bond enters a club. Angela and Nyx walk in. Nyx goes behind a curtain while Angela goes up to Bond. She says," That wasn't very kind of you Mr. Bond. How about we have a dance." As they dance, Nyx aims her pistol at Bond. Bond sees the gun. Nyx fires a shot. Bond spins Angela around and she is shot in the back and dies. Nyx runs off. Bond sets Angela down and says," Don't mind her, she's just dead." He then walks off. Nyx calls Sophie and says," Uh, Angela is dead." Sophie shouts," HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?" Nyx replies," Bond is Bond, He can kill anyone." Sophie says," You and Swyn need to get back here. I'm sending Keiran to kill him." The next day, Bond meets Cherri at the beach. They lounge in the sun, Keiran pulls up and hides behind a bush. Cherri says," There's someone behind that bush." Bond turns and grabs a harpoon. He fires it at Keiran. It impales him to a palm tree. Bond gets up and says," I think he got the point. I'll meet you at 7 tonight." They split up. Bond goes to meet with Cherri. When he gets there, a note is all that remains. It reads If you want the girl, give up your search and surrender to Sywn. Bond turns around and sees Sywn standing there with a pistol. She says," Time to go." They get on a boat and head to Sophie's yacht. On the way, Bond rams the controls and leaps off the boat. The boat crashes into the yacht, killing the driver and injuring Sywn. Bond climbs on board the yacht. Sophie and Adrielle step out holding guns and search the yacht along with Jill and Cobrani. Bond strangles a guard before taking his weapon. Another guard is shot by Bond. Jill leaps on Bond. He throws her on a small boat. Adrielle grabs a knife and swings at Bond. He shoots her in the leg and throws her into the boat. He then shoots the engine, causing it to explode. Cobrani shoots at Bond, but is hit in the head with an air tank. Bond goes below deck to find Cherri. He finds her tied to a pipe. Sophie aims at him and says," Times up Bond. You and the demon will die. Even if the plan doesn't work, I'll still blow up Miami or someplace." Bond says," Yes, if only your mind was more open." Sophie cocked the pistol and chuckles. Cherri kicks a panel, sending sparks at Sophie. Bond lunges at her and falls into the water. Bond climbs back up and frees Cherri. Sophie also climbs up and says," Why won't you just die?" Bond says," Force of habit my dear." Bond throws Sophie at a group of canisters. She trips on a chain and accidentally shoots one. The room starts on fire. Bond and Cherri race to the upper deck. They leap off after sending the ship to crash. Sophie climbs up in time to see the rocks hit the yacht. The flames and debris engulf her as the boat sinks. Bond says," Well, she went out a blaze of Hellfire." Cherri said," We're stranded." Bond replies," Not yet." A boat survived the flames. They climb on board and set their course. Bond then kisses Cherri as the flames roar on. She says," Aren't you a fun one." Bond replies," You have no idea." They make love.
The End
It's 2021 in Maine. A black van pulls up to an old factory. 3 men get out and drag a half beaten young man inside. They strap the young man to a chair. He says," The Lord won't tolerate this. The others will find you." The door opens. A metal clanking creeps closer to the boy. A voice with a British accent says," Well, What do we have here? An angel from above. Looks like daddy doesn't care about all his toys." Another voice says," Oh, Ravelious. Always looking for another kill. How about we try my method and then if he doesn't behave, you can play with him later." The demon was tall and slender with a bird head. A metal plate covered his left eye. His right leg has a metal peg leg. Ravelious said,"Oh piss off Crowley, I don't have time for your bullshit." Crowley said," While your right, Tsunami wants information from the angels, not their bloody and beaten corpses." Ravelious walks over to Crowley and says," I've been down there for 500 years. It's my time to play with the angels!" The angel laughs and says," It's funny how two high ranking demons can be reduced to squabbling children." Ravelious walks over and slices the angel's leg. He says," Don't compare me to a fucking child! I slaughtered dozens of your pathetic race!" The angel says," It's funny how you think with your knife instead of your brain." Ravelious grabs a probe and jams it into the Angel. The angel screams and Ravelious laughs. Ravelious then rips the probe out of the angel's skull. He says," This should be a complete scan of the fuckers brain. Can we kill him now?" Crowley nodded yes. Ravelious turned to the angel while chuckling like a madman. The angel stuggled to free himself. Ravelious picked up an ax and swung at the angel, slicing the angel's throat. Ravelious grabbed the angel and said," All good this must come to an end." He grabbed a demon knife and killed the angel by stabbing him in the eye. Ravelious licked the blood off of his fingers and grinned. Crowley said," You do end making quite the mess." They then heard gunshots and splats outside. They tried to leave, but something kept them. The door flew open, Elites and Jackals storming the building. Tsunami and Sophie walked in. Ravelious said," Well that was dramatic." Tsunami said," What the fuck are you two doing? I told you, morons, to stay low." Crowley said," Angels have taken an interest in our little adventures. This one was a scout looking for Ravelious, we had to silence him." Tsunami said," I can't allow you fuckers to continue murdering every angel that you find. Now, agree to go to Latin America and I'll break the demon seal." The demons looked up and saw a demon seal. Ravelious growled and said," Why should I bow down to a fucking hybrid whore!" He broke the seal and held Tsunami by the throat. Crowley sent her goons into the wall. Ravelious said," Listen here you little cunt! I don't work for demon, angel hybrids. Your little cult is my private business, funded by me and my associates. If you don't wanna use my ideas, then I'd be more than happy to show you Hell!" Sophie fires a shot into Ravelious's head. He turns and twists her arm. Crowley said," Ok bird boy, let the nice wolf lady go. She's learned her lesson." Ravelious lets Tsunami go and steps back. Tsunami says," Send a message to the high council. Ravelious and Crowley are new inquisitors for the Collective." Ravelious says," I want my own island and free reign to do any action I please." Tsunami says," What are you gonna do for us then?" Ravelious replies," I would slaughter an entire country just for my own pleasure." Tsunami said," Fine, I'll set up an island with Clive and you have to agree that when I call you. You get off your feather-covered ass and teleport your metal cock to the spot I need you." Ravelious agrees and the groups part ways before Ravelious uses demon magic to burn the factory down.
The End
Its 2021 in Kansas. A woman has been torn apart by an animal. Sam and Dean have come to find out what happened.
The Meeting of Enemies: Sam and Dean drive to an old farm in rural Kansas. They get out and enter the barn. A group of four figures stand in the darkness. One of them aims a rifle at Dean. Dean aims back and says," Drop it you midget! " Sam looks at one of them and says," Dean, they have a hellhound. " The hellhound growls and lunges at Sam. The figure says," Loona, let the crazy man go!" The hellhound steps back and Sam aims at it. The other figures aim rifles at the brothers. Dean says," What the frick are you?!" The figure replies," Well shit, we got caught. Stolas is gonna pound my ass. I'm Blitz. Your brother met Loona, my daughter and the other two are Millie and Moxxie." Dean asks," Why do you all look like cartoon demons?" Blitz replies," We are from Hell. We kill people in the living world for our clients who happen to be demons." Sam asks," If she's a hellhound, how can we see her?" Loona scoffs while Blitz says," I don't know. We just needed some action after Hell got new management." Dean asks," And who would be in charge?" Loona says," Ever since Crowley showed up, demons have been round up and slaughtered. He teamed up with Lucifer's old scribe and took over." Then the door blew open. Crowley walked in and said," Hello boys. It seems you've found some rogue subjects of mine. If you leave them to me, I'll leave you alone." Then an angel appeared. Castiel said," Enough, Crowley. You have better things to do." He then blasts Crowley and then leaves. The group looks at each other in confusion before leaving.
It's November 2021 in Michigan. In a small forest, a white limo pulls up. Two tall figures get out and carry a book into a clearing. The female says," Are you sure they can be trusted, dear?" I'd think that they'd want to join Crowley." Lucifer replies," Don't worry, I know them well. If they like anything more than screwing each other, it's a good brawl." Lucifer's phone rings and he picks up. It's Ashlyn and she says," Have you got your demon friends here yet? I thought Crowley already started recruiting the old hierarchy." Lucifer replies," If you want results, give me a chance to do my work. Also, you get to watch." He sets his phone on a rock and then paints a marking on the ground. Lucifer chanted in Latin while Lilith stands back. A circle of fire appears. The smoke forms the shape of two slender figures. Lucifer looks in disgust as two of his old duke's engage in sex. He screams," Valefar! Vapula! Get your shit together for once!" The pair fall over and quickly stands up. Lilith laughs while Ashlyn asks," Is this your idea of help?" Lucifer replies," Well, they are loyal despite being a bit horny." Ashlyn asks," Which one is which?" Lucifer says," Valefar is the four-armed freak here. Vapula has the bird wings and is one of the few females I remember." Valefar asks," What gives boss? Me and Vapula were setting a new record, 5 straight hours." Lucifer replies," If you bothered to check your email instead of having sex, you'd see that Crowley wants to rule over Hell. I need you two to find out who is on our side. I already heard that Furcas is with Crowley." Valefar replies," We got Alloces and Caim on the list and somehow, Death and War signed up." Lucifer replies," Then that means you lost some. Who did we lose?" Vapula replies," We lost Barbatos and Valac. No word on anyone else." Lucifer sighs and says," Tell Caim to keep looking for more members. Crowley no doubt is hunting the other princes and dukes." Vapula says," Furfur joined Crowley as his top spy in exchange for our sides legions. We can't lose more Imps and Demons to Crowley, He already has the support of a few angels including Michael." Lucifer hugs the pair and says," Don't worry. We can still fight against Crowley and his armies. In the meantime, I have friends who can get you two a place to live." Ashlyn says," As long as they don't live here, I'd be happy too." Lucifer ended the call with Ashlyn and the four demons left the forest.
The End
"I was a good kid until I met him," said Jack," He ruined my life while making it better. Who is he? Venerio Gianni, the Bloodbourne. Born in 1907 to a pair of Italians. His dad met his mom and traveled to America in late 1905. By the time Venerio was 30, he had already killed 7 people, most of them were coppers or other gangsters working the Irish. I met him in 1931 at the theater. It was playing Dracula and we both enjoyed it. Then he got in my cab and paid me to take him home. That's when my life went to shit. 2 minutes into the ride, I hear gunfire. Then the guy pulls out a pistol and shoots the driver of a black car. I swear it was like he didn't care."
1939: Venerio waited for Jack to arrive in his office. He smoked a cigar. Jack thought to himself," I barely realized how much Gianni didn't look like a gangster. 5 foot 8 with black stubble. A fur collar and gator-skin gloves. He wore a mid-priced suit even though he made it work. That fedora made him look like a cowboy. His green eyes made you fear for your life every second they looked at you." Jack walked inside and wiped his forehead. Venerio said," How was the deal, Jack? Did you get the money I asked for?" Jack replied," No sir, the Irish held their ground." Venerio drew his pistol and shot Jack in the chest while saying," My boy, you can't fail the Bloodbourne. It doesn't work for my reputation." Jack looked in fear at Venerio. He then died.
Family Ties: Venerio spent 5 months smuggling alcohol with his top men. As he drank at a club in late 1938, he noticed a winged werewolf. She walked up to him after the show. She said," You haven't been here before have you?" Venerio replies," Nope, who would you be?" She replied," Linota." Venerio and Linota hooked up after that and made love several times. In early 1939, after a date seeing the film Gone With The Wind, they entered Venerio's apartment while kissing. A trio of gunmen burst the door open. Venerio was knocked out. The men held Linota against the wall and stapled her wings to the wall. Their final act of violence was cutting Linota's right ear clean off. She whimpered in pain as Venerio woke up. He snapped one of the goon's neck before grabbing the man's gun and shooting the other 2, killing one. He helped her off the wall. She cried and looked at the last gunman, the one who had cut her ear off. She grabbed Venerio's pistol and fired 5 rounds into the man's head. Venerio bandaged up her wings while she said," I haven't killed someone in 17 years." Venerio asked," How old are you?!" She replied," I'm 139, but I feel like I'm 20." The last time they saw each other was January 1942. Venerio kissed her goodbye as he went off to fight in Europe.
Old Lovers in Present Day: It's 2021 in New York. Linota walks down the street flanked by 2 of her guards. She saw an old bar and stopped when she saw a man in a fedora laying down a pack of roses. She walked up and found out who it was. She went back to the hotel. Tsunami and her sisters were bored out of their minds. Tsunami heard laughter as the door opened. Tsunami looked up and saw her mother standing next to a tall man with a fur collar and fedora. She said," You can't be serious. He's still alive!!" Venerio said," So these are your children. I see they've gained your look's my dear." Linota says," After I and their father broke up, I went on a world trip." Selina said," Why is Dad never around?" Linota replies," Your father is an old-fashioned moron who could fire a rifle if he tried, I keep him around and we're still friends, but I swear if he screws up again. I'm going to put him down like the last 7 dogs I've owned!" Venerio said," You haven't changed. I'm shocked they don't remember me. I watched them quite a bit when they were still pups." Tsunami said," Don't think so fast, old man. I may have started a fricking network of crime, but I wouldn't forget the one who gave me my pistols. I still use them." Venerio and Tsunami hugged while Selina and Eclipse looked at them. Venerio said," I've got some presents for my favorite nieces. I may have lived through the 20th century, but I didn't enter this hell hole without some backup plans. Dalia, bring in the files." A bird-headed female punk walked in holding a folder. She gave Tsunami the folder before lighting a cigarette. Venerio said," I got you each $50,000 for whatever your heart desires, but don't spend it on your criminal organization, I've been helping with that for a while and you have more than you need right now. Spend it on fun things. Also, I've been working on a new project for 3 years. I got the rest of the Mafia to join up with you. They were quite shocked when I told them they'd be working for a young woman. They're what you'd call old-fashioned. Don't worry about those two females who trouble you. Me and my crew will pay them a visit soon. They won't forget the message."
The End
 It's Winter 2021 in Upstate New York. A black limo drives into a valley of trees. A fog covers the road as a colonial soldier appears in the middle of the road holding a lantern. The man says," Turn back, she doesn't want visitors today." A female voice yells," FRANCIS!! BEHAVE OR I'LL SEND YOUR PALE ASS BACK TO PURGATORY!!" Francis groans and says," I guess she wants you. Proceed." The ghost steps aside as the limo pulls up. Venerio says," Oh, we're expecting another car so don't be shocked when it shows up." Francis goes back into the fog as the limo pulls up. Venerio and Dalia get out followed by two other guards. Venerio says," Eusi, take Angie and go secure the place. The boss wants no surprises." Eusi, a tall humanoid scorpion, takes the human female and walks away. A red sports car pulls up with two werewolves inside. They get out and walk up to a cabin that is partially built into a hill. Tsunami says," I've already got a witch from Salem, what's this one gonna do?" Dalia messes around on her phone, ignoring everyone. Venerio says," I know her well. She was part of my gang back in the 1930s." Venerio knocks on the door. A bird-headed humanoid opens the door. She says," How many years has it been, boss?" Venerio replies," Almost 90, Luciana. I want you to meet my nieces." Luciana steps out and looks at Tsunami and Selina. She inspects them closely. Tsunami says," I assume she is always like this?" Venerio replies," She's a witch, it's her nature." The group walks inside. The insides are covered in Satanic symbols and animal bodies. Luciana says," How is Lucifer these days?" Venerio replies," This is gonna shock you, but Lucifer is kinda not ruling Hell." Luciana asks," WHO IS THEN?!" A black smoke appears in the room. Out steps two figures, Crowley and Ravelious. Crowley says," Hello love," Luciana replies," Oh, hey Crowley. You in with the big titties over there?" Crowley replies," That's not how I'd describe our relationship." Luciana says," I got your call last week, the same day two fucking FBI agents show up. I zapped with some magic and buried the bodies, but I can't stay out here anymore. I gotta find a new lair." Tsunami says," I can offer you and your ghost a job." Francis appears in the room. Tsunami says," I run a group that employs thousands of different roles. You are one of the roles we are lacking. Also is your ghost friend really from the 1700s?" Luciana says," No, he's actually my human dad who was also a witch. I kept the body for reasons." Francis asks," Why did you make me a Redcoat then?" Luciana replies," BECAUSE IT LOOKS MORE THREATENING!" Crowley snaps his fingers and teleports the entire group to a warehouse in Brooklyn. Venerio says," I left two of my men there. You gonna get them?" Ravelious snaps his fingers and sends Eusi and Angie flying into a pile of crates. Tsunami says," Now that everyone is here. We have a job to do. We need low-level workers in everyday jobs working for one of my men. Xeno asked personally for this. So what I want is a monopoly in this town. I want anyone who's willing to turn a blind eye to our shit on our payroll. This includes butchers, laundry, construction, and anything thing else you can use to hide a murder." Luciana says," You wanna sell dead bodies to people?" Selina snickers while Tsunami says," No, I want someone who owns a meat grinder so when I shoot a nosy cop, I can drop by and grind the fucker up without getting noticed. I guess you can call them, Special Favors. Now we need to get deeper into this world. Our plans for major attacks are on hold. I want people on the inside. You all get it?" Everyone nods. Tsunami then says," Alright, I'll set up a meeting for the others. From this day forward, we are a business."
It's Early December 1944 in Austria. The Germans make their usual rounds, but tonight, the commander seems nervous. Rudi and Erik wait outside in the snow covered street. Erik said, We shouldn't be here. You know what could be out there." Rudi shivers and replies, " I know. As soon as the men come out, we'll leave." A pair of Nazi soldiers come out. As Rudi looks over, the men scream and aim their weapons. As this goes on, Lemmings and his men sneak up. Rudi looks up and stumbles out of the jeep while drawing his pistol. On the roof of a house stood a figure. Erik looks up and shrieks in fear. Lemmings whispers," Not yet boys." The Germans fired 7 shots at the figure. Rudi shrieks in German," Kill that fucking thing!" Andrew and Gavin look out at the panicked Germans. A biker rides up and fires at the figure. The figure leaps down and reveals its form. Its 8 feet tall, draped in a torn cloak with bells attached to chains on its back. The head resembles a goat. The creature pulls out a spear and stabs the German biker in the neck. Rudi and Erik fire at the thing. The remainder of Rudi's squad poured out, totaling 20 men. Rudi said," What now? You think you can take all of us? You may have killed everyone in my village, but you won't stop my men." The thing replied in an American accent, " I grow tired of you goose stepping shits ruining everything." Three of the Germans fired at the beast. It rushed in and killed 7 Germans. Robert said," I don't know what that thing is, but I'm not letting it take my kill." The Allied soldiers rushed in as the beast made it through every German but Rudi and Erik. The two whimpered in fear. Robert asked," What the fuck are you?!" The beast replied," Krampus." Krampus turned back to the Germans and grabbed Erik by the throat and broke it. Krampus then grabbed Rudi by the ankle and tossed him in front of the Allies. Krampus said," I don't know what you've heard, but this is a one time deal. I got some bitch stealing my mojo already. They call him Yule Man. If you see him, take the fucker out. I'm going to get some beer." Rudi looked at Robert. Robert said," I've been waiting to kill you since August. " Robert drew his pistol and shot Rudi in the head, killing the Nazi werewolf. Krampus said," Well, it looks like I should go and find Yule Man. Merry Christmas." As Krampus walked off, Andrew said," I'd thought he be more mean and evil to be honest. " Robert said," We aren't putting that in the report." They looked down and Rudis corpse before Gavin said," For being wartime, this Christmas wasn't half bad." They nodded and returned home with the body of Rudi.
Chapter 1: The Book: It's 1941 in Egypt. Adolf Hitler has sent one of his top killers to find weapons. As 2 German soldiers watch the locals dig around, they see a chest in the sand. The older soldier calls over to the commander, a black werewolf flanked by a human and a winged female. Rudi said," Well done. Here is your reward." The two guards opened fire on the men and diggers. Rudi lit a cigar and walked over the bloody corpses. Erik grabbed a shovel and dug out the chest. Rudi said," If we've found it, we can gain any monster we want. Estelle, signal the tank." The girl nodded and walked off. Rudi and Erik dragged the chest up the hill and set it down by the jeep. Erik said," You've earned the right, sir." Rudi nodded and shot the lock. He opened the box and grinned. A black book with ancient writing all over the cover sat in the chest. Rudi picked it up and said," After 2 years, We've found the fucking thing! We will aid Hitler and rule the world as his army." A tank pulled up and the pair got in their jeep.
Chapter 2: Revival: Bang! Lemmings shot Rudi in the head. His body fell over and spilled blood into the snow. Erik sat dead mere feet away. The Allies dragged the two bodies away before lighting the rest on fire. Estelle arrived in a jeep the following day and sighed. She said," Get the maps, we gotta find him before this shit gets out of hand. Only he can stop those fucking freaks." An officer grabbed the book and handed it to her. She replied," Danke, Hans." Estelle opened the book and read a chant out in Latin. In a cloud of red smoke, Rudi and Erik appeared. They coughed and wheezed. Estelle said," That was easy." Rudi said," My God was that painful." Estelle said," It's good to see you sir, but we have problems with the troops." Erik groaned after seeing the book. Rudi said," What the fuck do you mean? We have the goddamn Necronomicon and your telling me we have issues?" Estelle said," Without your leadership, the spirits have gotten pissed. The banshee killed one of our men and 31 ghosts left the base." Rudi said," I'd thought a literal demon could deal with such shit! I guess that's not in your job description. Damn Succubus whore!" Estelle groaned and said," Can we go find your damn ghosts before Hitler sends the fucking SS after us?" Rudi and Erik got in before the jeep drove off.
It's 1917, the third year of the Great War. During the Summer on the Western front, a squadron of English planes patrols the skies around France. As the commander is losing interest, a squadron of German's appear behind them. The leader of the Germans breaks off from the others to pursue a lone English plane. The pilot realized who it was and said," Bloody Hell!!" The German flew a red triplane, it was the infamous Red Baron. The Baron shot down 2 of the planes while his wingmen tailed the commander. The Red Baron flew back towards the commander and shot him down. The next year, he was killed by French artillery.
2021: Tsunami and Selina read through the records of all German soldiers who died between 1914 and 1945. Selina said," I found one we need. Manfred von Richthofen, please let me bring him back. He's low key kinda hot." A day later, Selina began fangirling over the newest airman for the Collective. Manfred spent a week getting used to modern life while Tsunami ordered checks on Hitler. Eclipse facepalmed after watching her normally silent sister flirting with a man who had been dead for more than 100 years. Richthofen looked at Tsunami while mouthing," Help me!" That night, Manfred and Tsunami met up in the dining hall. Richthofen asked," Why is your sister following me around? Is she a fan?" Tsunami chuckled and replied," A little known fact is that she keeps a picture of you in a safe in her room. She's wanted to meet you since she was 5. Mom always tried to explain that you were dead, but little Selina always wanted to meet the Red Baron." Richthofen replies," That's kinda creepy, to be honest. I hope she realized that I didn't enjoy shooting down those men. I did it as a job, not because I enjoyed it." Tsunami replies," We tried to tell her that, but she insisted that the Red Baron was a superhero from Germany and her boyfriend. I swear she wanted to find your body when she was a teenager." Richthofen replies," Why didn't you leave me dead? What do you want me to do?" Tsunami replies," I want you to lead my men against the free world."
The following night, Richthofen snuck out and stole his plane from a lot. He said as he flew away," I won't serve another corrupt power. I need to fight evil, not serve evil." The day after he arrived in America, hundreds of people wanted to meet him. As the Baron walked through the streets of New York, a black car pulled up. Inside, Ashlyn said," Oh fuck. Honey, get the ropes, we got a rough one coming."
Ashlyn stared down the robotic jester. Robo Fizz twisted its neck and said," Time to die little girl!"
10 hours earlier: Ashlyn and Zoe had already dealt with the Red Baron when Stolas called. He said," I need a place for me and Via to stay awhile. The wife wants me dead." Ashlyn replies," Fine......" Stolas and Octavia arrived at Ashlyn's house in upstate New York. Stolas said," Blitzy is away at the moment. Then again it's not like he has a place to live." Octavia said," No one cares about your one-night stand with the Imp." They walked inside. Octavia unpacked her bags while Zoe asked," Where have you two been?" Octavia said," Dad took me to Loo Loo Land and now has to pay for the rebuilding because of his ignorance." Ashlyn said," Did she say Loo Loo Land?" Ashlyn remembered that month she spent in Hell, the horror of Him, the jester. Meanwhile in Hell, Crowley and Tsunami walk among the ruins of Loo Loo Land. Tsunami says," Your sure he's here?" Crowley replied," He hates Stolas more than you do. I know he will work for you. Come out Robo." After a pile of rubble shifted, a robotic demon jester emerged. Crowley said," Tsunami, meet Robo Fizz, the Jester." Tsunami looked at the thing confused. Robo Fizz twisted it's neck and said," Where's that bitch Blitz? I want to pound him." Tsunami replies," You're not going after him. You are going after Stolas and his edgelord daughter." Robo Fizz laughed in a distorted voice. Back on Earth, Octavia went through Ashlyn's fridge, grabbing a can of beer. Before she could drink it, Stolas grabbed it. She said," What the fuck, Dad?! I was going to drink that!" Stolas said," Your only 17, dear. Far too young to drink this beverage." Zoe replies," He's right, Via. I don't know demon biology, but I doubt you could handle the side effects." Ashlyn yelled from the other room," I DON'T CARE THAT YOU TWO ARE BIRDS! USE THE TOILET FOR SHITTING!!!" Via and Zoe looked at Stolas in disgust. He chuckled nervously. Via said," Why are you pooping on the floor?! We legit have a toilet back home!" Stolas replies," I sleepwalk, Via." That night, Octavia is awoken by a rustling outside. She goes out and is grabbed by an unseen figure. She yelps and alerts Zoe and Ashlyn. Ashlyn runs outside holding a shotgun and shoots two mercenaries. Zoe is knocked away by someone. Ashlyn sees two glowing eyes in the dark. As the sun rises, the figure is revealed. Ashlyn said," God Fucking Dammit. It's the horny jester." Robo Fizz says," If it isn't the wolf girl with anger issues. I thought you died. Then again, you were in Hell" Ashlyn grabs an ax and swings at Robo Fizz. He dodges and slaps her in the back. Ashlyn swings at his head, missing." Robo Fizz laughs while spinning his arms. Ashlyn is knocked into a trash can. She throws the ax into Robo's skull. He chuckles and rips it out. Ashlyn stared down the robotic jester. Robo Fizz twisted its neck and said," Time to die little girl!" Stolas finally woke up and ran out holding a piece of metal. Via was tied up in the back of a van. She kicked the guard in the chest. Ashlyn and Stolas tag teamed on Robo Fizz, swinging their weapons at the demon. Robo Fizz tried to run into Stolas, but couldn't. Stolas held Robo Fizz with one hand while saying," My dear, you deal with this nuisance. I need to find my daughter." Ashlyn dragged Robo Fizz towards the cliff. She said," This is for creeping me the fuck out!" She kicked him off the cliff and watched his body hit the water. Stolas found the van and looked at the driver, turning him to stone. The guard in the back got out when he heard a noise. Stolas used his power to crush him into a cube before throwing him aside. Via said," Get me out of these bloody things!" Stolas untied her and embraced. Zoe shot at a biker. As Stolas and Via walked up laughing, he threw a pipe at the biker, impaling his throat. Zoe looked at them while Ashlyn walked back over. Stolas said," Let's get some breakfast, Via has never had Earthly food." Octavia replies," Don't get me some shitty breakfast taco." Stolas laughed and said," Why would I get my daughter something so undignified?" Octavia replied," Because you left your wallet at the mansion?" Stolas's eyes widened as he checked his pockets. Ashlyn said," I know a good diner around here." They laughed and drove off.
The End
It's December 2021 in New Orleans. Inside a hotel room, a creature awakens. Alastor gets up and checks his answering machine. He presses the button and hears 2 calls from Rosie. He says," I forgot we meet up today." He puts on his suit and walks out the door. As he enters the lobby, the hotel security turns away in fear. Alastor says," Good morning my fellows." They don't reply. He exits the hotel and walks down the street. As he makes his way downtown, the other people look away in fear. Alastor then makes his way to a graveyard. He looks down at a grave bearing his name. Then a dog walks by and begins growling at him. Alastor looks around for any witnesses, seeing none. He then proceeds to snap the dog's neck before walking away. He walks up to a diner and nods at a nearby policeman who looks nervous. He enters and meets up with a slender female demon at the counter. He says," Long time no see, my dear Rosie." Rosie replies," It has been decades." The worker walks up, not worried by the demons, and asks," Will it be your usual sir?" Alastor replies," Yes indeed, but I forgot to bring some cash with me." The worker wipes his forehead and says," No worries sir. We'll accept a later payment in your case." Alastor replies," Splendid! Now, what is your special today?" The worker replies," We wouldn't recommend today's special, but we always keep some meat available in case you stop by." Alastor replies," Then that is what I shall order. What do you want, Rosie?" She replies," I've always wanted to try a pizza." The worker takes their order and sends it back to the kitchen. A man walks up and pulls a gun on Alastor, saying," Why should we have to pay for a meal and you get to come in here and do whatever." The worker says nervously," If you have something to work out, can you take it out back?" Alastor replies," Of course, I wouldn't want to upset the other customers." The two walked outback. Rosie sipped her coffee. In the back, the man said," You think because your some fucking special shit, you get to do whatever?" Alastor replies," There is a reason most people avoid me. You don't want to find out." The man aims his gun and says," Hand over your fucking wallet or I blow your brains out!" Alastor sighs and begins contorting himself. Within seconds, he has huge antlers and claws. The man stumbles back before firing. Alastor lunges at him, tearing him apart. Rosie chuckles as the screams fill the air. The worker comes in with her food and asks," Should I lay out his too?" She replies," Probably. You should also get me some wet towels. It's bound to be a mess back there." The man hands her a pile of wet towels. Rosie goes outside to see Alastor standing over what used to be a human. She says," You might want to clean up. Your suit has blood on it." Alastor takes a towel and cleans himself. They walk back in while everyone is in fear. The worker says," How bad is it this time?" Alastor replies," It's quite bad, but I'll compensate you. Expect an extra $50 in my check." The worker says," Enjoy your day, sir." The two walk out and head off.
The End
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Yonduweek Day 1 - Slavery
“Stations!”
The order climbed down the line as the first battalion were rousted from their nest. A moment after the order was shouted, short helpless cries made a wave as the chain connecting their group was primed and then electrified. Yondu could hear the pain building in his battalion before he felt it and every muscle in his body clenched in preparation.
Relax he ordered himself, melting against the hard steel bed. His muscles became liquid, dripping from the bone, and then the blue arc touched his leg and his body seized. He gritted his teeth, clenching so hard he thought he tasted blood, before he fell against the metal bench.
“Stations!”
A harsh white light lit up their quarters and everyone was on their feet. Nobody covered their naked bodies or shielded their eyes. There was a yank on the line and soon they were all marching out into the cold space, heads bowed as they held out their arms and were given that days uniform. Bulky armor with three clips for the battle cannons. Yondu tensed as he felt the weight of his uniform and closed his eyes before he caught the Kree master’s blaster butt against the side of his head. He didn’t flinch again.
Walk he thought, and followed the rest of his group. Their chains were stripped from their ankles in a long jerky slide out of the manacles and then they were each jumping into their uniforms. Whoever was last to put on the gear would be tased. Yondu slipped into his, fighting with a zipper. His head ached dully from the bruise blooming across his cheek, but he could see fine and his fingers worked. He pulled it up at last, standing stiff as the Kree inspected them. Somewhere down the line was a yelp and the heavy thud of that day’s last place.
Ignore. Yondu closed his eyes to the sight of the poor boy twitching on the grated floor, and he closed his ears to the choking click of his throat as he gasped for air. Maybe he would see the boy later when they were fed. Maybe not. They would likely gas the chamber once everyone was out and the oily remains would greet them when they were brought back.
There was a huge commotion outside, once they were free of the sleeping quarters, as other battalions marched past at double time or the Kree soldiers charged overhead, racing along the gangplanks and catwalks shouting orders. There was a loud boom and the whole ship shook, knocking them to their knees.
Get up. Yondu put his fist to the ground, trying to keep his balance. Another explosion and he knelt again to keep himself from falling over completely. The clips were tucked safely into the crook of his arm. Yondu punched the floor again. Get up!
“Move!” the Kree master shouted. The line went forward without question. Yondu forced his feet to follow, one after the other after the other with no complaint, no falter in his step. His sight was only on the slave in front of him, on the familiar collar around his neck, on the tender lines going down the slave’s calves. He too had been booted and Yondu knew what those marks really meant.
Their stations were empty when they arrived. Yondu went up to a familiar cannon, loading up the first clip with a quick snap, echoed down the line by the other slaves, almost like they were programmed to work in sync. As he charged the cannon, two Kree masters stood behind them, sharing a quick aside. Yondu didn’t dare look over his shoulder, but he strained with every muscle to hear a snippet of their conversation. They were four men down, and muttering into each other’s ears. It was almost impossible. Almost.
“…report, some Ravager warship.”
“Which one?”
“The big one.”
“Big one? What’s reconnaissance say? Who flies it?”
“They say their colors are blue. I’ve heard it’s Ogord’s own ship.”
“Ogord?”
To Yondu, the word meant nothing. Was it a man? Was it a species? The battleship he had been sold to had had three incidents so far with Ravagers. They were vermin at best, opportunistic spacers who stole, cheated, murdered, whatever it took. Yondu knew a taste of doing whatever it took to survive.  He had no admiration for the pirates, no fear or vitriol neither. They just were. But the way this Ogord made the Kree masters pause, it made Yondu wonder. Some inky bleak thing buried deep within began to wake and he felt, for a second, something like hope.
“Ready the cannons!” the first Kree master shouted, and the slaves each shoved open their cannons plates, opening the screens that showed them what was outside the ship. The black void beyond their battleships hull was full of a huge war ship. Bigger than Yondu had ever seen. He felt something tingle down his spine.
Breathe.
“Aim!” he yelled.
Yondu lined up the sights as ordered, red crosshairs picking out a yellow panel on the war ship. Something small but vital looking. He was, under necessity, a decent shot. Not perfect by any means, but, then again, perfection was just as bad as failure. Perfection got you noticed by the masters. Perfection got you plucked out of your cell in the middle of the night and returned the next morning wasted, ruined, weeping.
Breathe.
The cannon chirped helpfully as his target was locked. The other cannons sang their songs and the Kree looked up and down his line. Something small. Something vital. Something almost important, enough to make them happy but not proud or impressed. That’s all he had to do.
Breathe.
The Kree hesitated and they looked to one another. Yondu took his eyes off his target for a second to see what had them shaken. The sky. The sky! They sky was filled with M-ships of different colors, a whole tapestry of them. They swarmed and covered the views completely, too many to count. The Kree took a step back and one of them finally shouted, “Fire!”
But they hesitated.
Fifty slaves. A hundred slaves. All around them, there was a pause as the swarm from Ogord’s ship circled and there was silence. They hesitated. Yondu stared up at the M-ships, his eyes burning unpleasantly at the edges.
“Ogord,” he whispered and they opened fire.
The battleship rocked violently off its axis, throwing people towards the walls and off those perilous catwalks. A Kree slaver growled nearby and shot the slave in front of him, the back of that slave’s head open, showing green viscera, an unsightly blossom. Yondu stared at it as he watched another slaver pick out their closest slave and fire into the back of their skull. Another. They were shouting something so far off, so muffled by the commotion, demanding them to fight, demanding of them blood, before they fired again. Another slave gone.
“Ogord,” Yondu whispered again, his body humming as he watched the slavers move down the line.
They got one slave to turn and begin firing their cannon. Another one collapsed on the floor, sobbing, holding their hands up and begging for mercy. Stupid, really, to beg. The Kree shot them in the face and moved on. The ship rocked again and they all caught themselves, Yondu holding onto the cannon behind him. Something sparked overhead and he imagined they were breached, if temporarily, before a backup bulkhead slid into place. He stared up at a fire rippling across the ceiling when the Kree stood in front of him, barrel to the bridge of his nose.
“Turn and shoot,” the Kree commanded. Yondu stared past the blaster barrel at the ugly face. He stood slowly, and looked back down the line to his right. There were only three slaves who were working the cannons. The rest were listless on the floor. He looked to his left, and watched a Kree shoot a woman in the throat, a fountain spewing from the open wound. “I will not say again.”
Yondu reached behind him for the cannon, nodding as he did, when the ship bucked. The hull rippled white and then yellow and then red in front of them. The Kree stared up at the mass of bubbling metal, his jaw hanging loose when Yondu clenched his fist.
“Ogord,” he muttered, jaw tight, before he barreled into the Kree master. He knocked the blaster clean from his hand, taking no time to jump after it. There was already a hand at his throat and Yondu jerked forward, sinking his teeth into a nose, a cheek, tearing away as much flesh as he could fit in his mouth. He jabbed a finger into the Kree’s eye socket, and felt warm wash over him as the Kree fell to the floor, twitching, fighting, but growing weaker.
“Ogord!” Yondu screamed, his own battle cry, the sound of his hope, the password to his rage, as he leapt after the next slaver, taking them out at the knees and clawing at their face. He bit whatever patch of skin he could find and he clawed at anything soft enough to tear away. Someone put hands on him but he jerked away, snapping his jagged teeth at whatever trailed towards him, drinking in blood. And whenever he managed to take one out, he shouted the only word he cared for anymore. The one word he knew, since nobody there spoke Centaurian and didn’t bother to teach him anything else. “Ogord! Ogord! Ogord!”
It didn’t take long to rip through the ship. It was small for a battleship and had been out in the void long enough that they were fresh out of supplies, barely limping along. Captain had picked it after they followed a crew of slavers selling some of the stolen orphan Gvolo. Say what you will, the Ravagers don’t deal in kids. And the Captain ain’t the kind to stand around and watch kids get pulled into the slaver ring. He was glad to send the order out and elated once they had word the ship was paralyzed. It hurt to lose so many slaves in the action, but just knowing at least one slave ship was destroyed put his mind at ease. The crew came through and killed every last blood slaver they could find, but it was Martinex was the first to notice a bloody blue mess shivering near a cannon. The poor thing was emaciated, damn near dead.
“Hey,” he crooned down at the thing, careful not to touch the ugly looking wound carved out of the top of his head. “Hey, you alive?”
“Ogord,” the boy muttered, almost delirious.
“Ogord?” asked Martinex. “Well, looks like Captain’s got a fan. Can you stand?”
“Ogord,” the slave answered, his eyes fluttering. He pawed feebly at the ground next to him, reaching for something. Martinex saw a blaster nearby and decided he didn’t need a half-dead/half-delusional slave pulling a weapon on him. Instead, he put his own hand on the boy’s and flooded himself with a pleasant warmth. The slave gripped Martinex tighter.
“That’s it,” said Martinex, kneeling down with him. “That’s it. We’re taking you out of here. You’re safe.”
“Ogord.”
“Yeah,” said Martinex and laughed. “Yeah, you can see him, too. Man, he’ll be tickled to hear he has an admirer.”
Yondu curled up closer to the warmth, letting himself drift off despite everything he had ever learned. He wasn’t even aware of being picked up and carried off the battleship, his only home since he could remember. For the first time, he slept. Really slept, unaware that the Starhawk had picked him up himself.
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