#blamethexliens

[brxssy-blog]

💍 *aggressively shrugs*

( || @blamethexliens () meme || )

       “ --- We could get matching          SATURN rings, Lee. “

[scaryperrydawsey-archive-blog]

“Who did this?" 😘

Send “Who did this?” for your muse to discover my muse with a black eye or a busted lip

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❝ Some asshole. It’s fine though.     He looks worse than I do. ❞

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[mournus]

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

Of course the pictures had been on him and her twin in bed together.

[Text:] I thought you wanted to fuck him?[Text:] use the picture next time your lonely.

[brxssy-archival-blog]

💕 [shrugs aggressively]

( @blamethexliens // ) - SEND 💕 and my muse will use The Love Calculator to see how compatible they are

       “ ... That’s slightly mo’e accurate. “

[wallpapcrglistcnsarchive-blog]

@blamethexliens liked for a late Halloween starter

    “ Hey! Excuse me-- hey. Do     you like peanuts? Like, and     stuff with peanuts in them?      Some old lady gave me a      BUTTLOAD of Snickers and     I can’t have them.”

[lithgo-blog]

“Happy Halloween, nerd,” Benedict said, approaching from his car. “You’re on this sorry fuckin’ hill for Halloween instead of at a party? Not like that’s any surprise...”

@blamethexliens​

[wxrshiipedhasmoved-blog]

                                         ( & blamethexliens )

  “ Color me IMPRESSED! You’re more of a LOSER than DUMPTRUCK!     When will you learn that you have NO PLACE in this school? it’s TRAGIC “

[pcrticllydeceased-blog]

blamethexliens replied to your photoset:thanks, hermione. i’m not sure which one i like...

I like the first one :3

thanks, hermione. that one was my favourite when i made it. i’m kind of leaning to the second one now. 

[exorcismarchive-blog]

blamethexliens.

       “--i hate hearing that.  it’s like, grow the fuck up.  it’s not normal, okay.”

[fauxstar-blog]

"I don't want to talk about love, I just want to get drunk."

" --- something i've never quite enjoyed. both of those, really. though i'm a true romantic, love never seems to find me as much as i find it."

[brxssy-blog]

sMOL TO TOL GIMME GIMME GIMME

( || @blamethexliens () meme || )

SEND me a pair name and i’ll tell you what i think it would be like if they had a child

name: Fírinne Evinnerligen Brass-Ehrlichmann

gender: female

general appearance: soft features. dark hair. freckles.

personality: bold. headstrong. opinionated. imaginative. inquisitive.

special talents: has a knack for finding things.

who they like better: Lee, probably.

who they take after more: Emily, probably. Little bit of both.

personal head canon: Firinne is into geology.

face claim: Alana Mansour

[scaryperrydawsey-archive-blog]

“ hey! i said stay awake! ” (✿◠‿◠)

“ Easier said than done, Lee ”

[mournus]

“I hate you with all that is within me.”

Seth grinned, “That’s the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me!”

[brxssy-archival-blog]

“Kiss me.” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

( @blamethexliens // ) - MEME

                       ‘ K i s s   m e . ‘

It sounded like so many things coming from Lee. Like a challenge, an offer. An invitation. A plea. A threat. Overall, it just sounded damn cute. Emily turned slowly to face the smaller woman, brow arched. She really did demand it, and she could tell from the semi-confused, semi-scared, and mostly anticipated expression playing on her round features.

She took slow steps towards Lee now. Emily started to pull up her sleeves, just until they met her elbows. Why? It felt right. Not really sure. She got closer to Lee and now her palms were ready to hold her pale, rosy cheeks. Which they did. Emily took her face with gentle but hurried hands, thumbs pressing into the soft flesh like she wasn’t quite sure what they were, and she tugged Lee’s face close to her’s. Emily took a step, letting their bodies brush close. She had to lean down a bit, a slight bend of knees and an arch of her shoulders to get close enough without having to lift Lee up.

Emily let a second linger with just pure eye contact and rushing hearts. She let that second last, her nose brushing lightly against Lee’s, their breath mingling. After that second, she pressed her lips in against Lee’s like she’s never kissed another person before in her life.

Her lashes slowly fluttered shut, a slight intake of breath as she leaned into their kiss, holding Lee close. Emily wanted to wait until she felt Lee pull back to let go, to part away from Lee. And when she did, Emily was slow about pulling away.

Her eyes reopened and she stared somewhat mystified at Lee. And then she just stood, still holding her pale features with calloused fingers.

       “ Is that what you wanted? “

[stephenarch]

i think... i don't think... i don't think that's liam neeson.

EVERYONE I MADE A MISTAKE

[lithgo-blog]

     “... do you like me?”

@blamethexliens