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HEY GUYS — I’VE MOVED! AND REBOOTED!
YOU CAN FIND ME RIGHT OVER HERE SAME URL AND ALL
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HEY GUYS — I’VE MOVED! AND REBOOTED!
YOU CAN FIND ME RIGHT OVER HERE SAME URL AND ALL
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HEY GUYS --- I’VE MOVED! AND REBOOTED!
YOU CAN FIND ME RIGHT OVER HERE SAME URL AND ALL
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{ David }
‘ zoe! please my wand fuckin’ ignited, again. next time it’ll burn up so i can’t afford practising on this piece of shit anymore. just let me have a LOOK. ‘
“ But you’re never going to LEARN if you just stop practicing. Like I SAID, if you need HELP, I’ll help you, but Flitwick just so happens to like me and I don’t want him to NOT like me because I let you cheat off of me.”
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{ David }
‘ tomayto tomahto—— ‘ david takes a long drag of his cigarette, ‘ disney’s LAME. ‘ he breathes.
“ I’ll fuckin’ fight you. Those are FIGHTING WORDS.” Zoe raised her fists, making the first move--which was lit- erally the lightest tap to his face. “YOU’RE lame.”
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I am an impulsive roleplayer.
I let my muse take the reins and decide what threads to start or reply to in a given day. If the muse doesn’t feel it, it isn’t happening. That doesn’t mean that I hate you or that I no longer want to interact with you; I probably either lost our thread or my muse just said, ‘nah bro.’
I’m sorry I drop threads. I’m sorry I don’t reply to memes. I’m sorry I ignore my asks. I’m sorry I plot things and then don’t do them. I’m an impulsive roleplayer: my muse guides me.
Roleplaying isn’t my job: it’s my hobby. I do it for fun. My muse isn’t my coworker: my muse is my friend. We have fun together. If I started treating this as a job, it wouldn’t be enjoyable for me anymore, and the quality of my content would diminish greatly!
And while we’re on the subject, just because a thread gets dropped does not mean the relationship between our muses is dead!! Thread =/= relationship! We can start something new and continue building their bond! Relationships are important to building new aspects of our muses!
I always want to roleplay with you. Just…perhaps not with that thread. You feel?
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@blendintowalls | gettin’ Hogwarts verse starter
“ I’m not going to let you copy MY paper just because YOU suck at Charms. I’ll help you, but you’re not going to CHEAT off of me, no sir-y.”
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{ David }
‘ it really was. —— have you seen pinocchio though?? like, fuck. all i remember is some children playing pool, getting ROOFIED and turned into donkeys. and then there’s this little fuckin’ grasshopper.
“ First of all, he was a CRICKET. It’s even in his name, bruh. Jim- iny Cricket. Jesus, learn your shit. SECOND, classic Disney was try- ing to teach us the dangers of doing drugs, man. And YET--”
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{ David }
‘ i — don’t even know what to RESPOND. they’re supposed to be w e i r d, but not… disney. no. you don’t drop while watching disney movies, you’re gonna be fuckin’ traumatized for life, rest in peace oh sweet childhood memories. ‘
“ Oh, eat my ass, it’s not like I’ve ruined my child- hood FOREVER. I mean, let’s be real, that scene was already fuckin’ trippy as FUCK with or without dropping.
I mean, at least we were just watching Dumbo and not fuckin’ like usual. I prefer Disney trips any day.”
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{ David }
‘ course i have. never denied it. but— PINK ELEPHANTS ?? were you watching dumbo while droppig? ‘
“ I mean, honestly? I might have been. I love Dumbo. And pink elephants. And parades.
But you can’t JUDGE me! Your trips are weird, too.”
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“ Oh, PLEASE, not like you haven’t done it before. Don’t lie and say you haven’t either, because I know when you’re lying and you suck at it.”
wallpapcrglistcns
‘ what the fuck ? ‘
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blendintowalls:
send me 🍷 for an aesthetic of our muses
david / zoe
#; Mrs. Potato Head ; ( aesthetic ) ;#( ship ) ; Accidents Happen ;#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yaAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LOOK AT IT
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a moment of silence for all the threads you were super-excited about that never got past 3 replies
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#; Cry Baby ; (face) ;#; Queue Until The Candles Burn Down ;#; Mrs. Potato Head ; (aesthetic) ;#that tasteful sideboob
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shiitdecisions:
levi is the name,
lying is the game
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